I really don't want to cross

Chapter 44 Returning to Daily Life
"Ah~~~"

An extremely comfortable cry came from Wood's mouth.

He could swear that he has never felt so comfortable in his life after taking a shower, eating a full meal, and lying on the sofa.

"What have you been doing this month?"

Qiyu pinched his nose with one hand, and picked up the protective clothing inside the garbage bag with a stick: "What's the matter with the smell of biological and chemical weapons on the clothes?? Don't tell me, you haven't changed your pants all the time?" After all, Saitama tied up the entire garbage bag and threw it outside the door.

"..."

Wood froze, for the sake of his own face, this kind of thing cannot be admitted even if killed.

"Actually, on the way back, I ran into a horrible urinating man who mutated due to drinking too much urine. In order to ensure the safety of ordinary people around me, I resolutely attacked and fought with it for [-] rounds and killed him. That's why I was contaminated smell."

"You continue~~" Saitama waved his hand, signaling Wood to continue his performance: "I almost believed it just now."

"This is a fact!"

Qiyu didn't say a word, and went directly to the balcony and opened the window: "I said you are not young, so it's really okay to pee your pants every now and then? Otherwise, go to the hospital for an examination. I heard that people with kidney deficiency like to pee their pants."

"...Even if you are a teacher, I will sue you for defamation."

The corner of Wood's mouth twitched, which meant that he couldn't beat his teacher, otherwise he would have been beaten!

Moreover!
I'm so strong, how could I be scared to pee by Kabane, that low-level creature can't even bite my skin.

This means that the system does not have a setting for killing monsters and upgrading, otherwise I would probably be able to beat Saitama teacher with one punch now.

Hmm...probably...

Shaking his head and throwing out the unrealistic thoughts in his mind, Wood began to search in the house: "Teacher, where did my laptop go?"

"Uh……"

Saitama, who was turning on the TV, visibly froze: "I don't know, maybe it's somewhere in the corner."

corner?

"Which corner exactly?"

"Hmm~~~ For example...under the sofa or something." Saitama said without turning her head.

Can you be more specific?
The corner of Wood's mouth twitched slightly, and he flipped off the sofa and groped under it, and suddenly touched the laptop with a layer of dust on it.

Well, looks are fine!
Looks like something is wrong inside.

In fact, Wood didn't even need to open it to know what was wrong inside.

Silently taking out the mouse from another bag, Wood opened the notebook, ignored the broken keyboard, and pressed the power button.

Seeing the light on the screen light up, Wood nodded.

Just be able to boot!
"Teacher, fighting games don't mean that the more power you use, the more powerful your moves will be."

Saitama: "How do you know?"

"I've said this sentence eight times, and haven't I customized many external metal keyboards?"

"Those keyboards are too resistant to pressing, and they deformed after a few clicks!" Saitama squinted at Wood with a very contemptuous look: "I don't know where you bought the cheap ones, and they are completely irresistible."

"..."

Wood understood that Mr. Saitama probably felt that those metal keyboards were definitely not as valuable as computers, so he didn't care so much when he pressed them.

Do you want to tell Mr. Saitama that the price of that metal keyboard is not much cheaper than a notebook?

I don’t know if I’m used to killing the enemy with one punch. In the game, Saitama-sensei also tried to kill the opponent with one punch, but in the end he couldn’t kill him with one punch, so he began to increase his strength...

"Ok?"

Wood was startled suddenly, his eyes locked on the date in the lower right corner of the computer: "Teacher, how long do you think I've been away?"

"One month!" Saitama said inexplicably.

"Be specific."

"It's exactly one month. It was the seventh day when you left, and it's the seventh day today."

Exactly one month?

Wood frowned. Although he didn't remember the specific time, he only stayed in the Iron Fortress World for nearly a month.

It was the end of June when I arrived at the Iron Castle.

And it was mid-July when I left, and it didn't take long after the Qixi Festival. Even if I paid my bills, it was only about 20 days.

But here, the date of his departure was exactly one month.

what does this mean?
The system will not calculate the time directly according to rounding, or... no matter how long I stay in other worlds, it will only be one month here?
Compared with the first, Wood is more inclined to the second possibility.

I tried to ask the system in my heart, but as Wood expected, the system ignored him at all.

Wood didn't care, instead he thought it was good.

After all, the system itself didn't impose any restrictions on him, except when cheating himself, it usually seemed to not exist.This made Wood less resistant to the system in his heart. Without this traversal system, he might have died many times.

Although, most of my own crises are brought about by the system...

I logged into my company's chat software, asked the company to report to me the development of this month, and then asked someone to buy a new laptop for me, and this laptop was finally scrapped in a puff of black smoke.

Regarding his residence, Wood did not hide it.

Some businesses still require the company to pick him up and go to the company to discuss in person; and the company will send people to deliver whatever he needs, such as...the weapons and ammunition that he didn't take away from the room last time.

Of course, the main reason is that it doesn't matter if your address is passed on.

Don't even look at whose home it is?

A piece of paint on the door, you are easy to be found by the bald devil...

Somewhat bored, he collapsed on the sofa, and suddenly returned to a comfortable and peaceful environment from the doomsday when he was always in high spirits. Instead, Wood felt a little uncomfortable, and he lay down on the sofa and didn't know what to do.

"Ahhhhh~~~"

At this time, Teacher Saitama in front of the TV suddenly yelled, and then, under Wood's watchful eyes, he crawled to the side of the TV cabinet with all four limbs, and there was... horror on his face without any emotional fluctuations! ! !
'Whoosh! '

Wood didn't hesitate at all, just rolled and tugged, and turned the sofa over to cover himself, his movements were extremely smooth.

After a while, he poked his head out secretly, and asked with horror on his face: "Teacher, what's wrong? Is there a strong enemy coming?"

An enemy that can make Saitama-sensei's face appear horrifying?
Wood's body turned cold, and suddenly he felt a urge to urinate.

This world is not going to be destroyed today, is it?
"Nowadays……"

Qiyu reached out and took a flyer from the TV cabinet: "It's the day of the supermarket sale!!!"

Wood: "!??"

"It's all because of your sudden return, which made me forget that I was planning to go to the supermarket for a special sale today...Huh?" Saitama looked at the flyer carefully, and shouted excitedly: "No, there are still 10 minutes to start."

"..."

Wood suddenly felt that it would be better to cancel the commercial method of supermarket special sales.

Otherwise, one day in the future, events such as 'a bald man wants to destroy the world due to consecutive missed supermarket sales' will likely occur.

……

(End of this chapter)