Dragonborn in Mei Manga

Chapter 35 It's not easy to be a fat house

Living in a dilapidated wooden house, looking at the cappuccino curling up in front of him, Teska wanted to flip the table, or grab Nick Fury by the collar and lift him up, shouting loudly The previous sentence: "I want Coke! Do you understand Happy Water in Fat House?! What the hell are you bastards giving me a whole cup of hot coffee and adding wine?!"

After time travel, Teska has lived in Asgard for so long, drinking fruit wine, ale, rum, wine every day... Anyway, all he can drink is wine except cold water.

Now Teska feels like throwing up when he smells the wine, and he just hopes that a large bottle of iced Fat House Happy Water will fill him up.

In the end, I don't know where there was a communication problem, so I brought him a cup of fragrant cappuccino.But if you think about it carefully, it is indeed sweet, bubbling, dark in color...

"Sylvie, hold it for me." Teska handed the coffee cup to Sylvie casually.

"Master, I can't drink hot ones." Sylvie said a little nervously.

"I didn't let you drink it, but let you take it." Teska ordered.

The little maid who didn't know why was holding the cup carefully, looking a little pitiful.

Teska touched Sylvie's head, and the little maid's hair was icy and smooth, and it felt good to the touch, and the rest of it was like ice.

Lowering her head shyly, Sylvie felt that Teska's master was actually pretty good, at least she didn't abuse her.

Sylvie has seen what happened to other frost giant slaves, they were basically used as tools and livestock.This is considered good luck. Meeting those Asgardians who lost their relatives in the war is probably worse than the beasts waiting to be slaughtered.

The little maid was feeling sorry for her life experience, and Teska felt that it was almost done, so she took the cup back and took a sip, her face suddenly became a little ugly.

Chewing and creaking in his mouth, it has been frozen for too long and has icicles.

Damn, is it so difficult to be a fat house for a few days?
This irritable expression was captured by a hidden camera and sent to many experts in psychology and behavior. Every movement will be replayed repeatedly for research.

"Director, our guests seem to be a little dissatisfied with the arrangement." Natasha reported to Nick Fury.

"Which aspect? Is it because I am not used to living in it? I have tried my best to simulate the environment of the Nordic people in history." Nick Fury said.

Respecting each other's cultural habits is no surprise to Americans who are used to political correctness.

Based on her observations during this period, Natasha suggested: "Director, no matter how hard we try, it is impossible to simulate the environment of Asgard. If this is the case, we don't need to receive them in the style of the earth, just like we don't like to eat hamburgers when we travel abroad. what."

This makes sense. The distortion of the environment created by S.H.I.E.L.D.'s imagination is not low, so it's better not to imitate it cheaply, and use the special products of the earth to entertain it.

"I'll leave this issue to you, but more importantly, we need to find out what this Asgard is as soon as possible. We don't know anything about their population, culture, and war mode." Nick Fury said with a headache.

"I have found many relevant experts, but there is no useful information now. After all, the age of mythology is too far away from us, and there were no cameras and computers to record everything." Natasha was helpless, she is an elite agent , not a fortune teller, there is no way to know what happened thousands of years ago.

"There is no useful information at all? Those so-called experts are all cheating money?" Nick Fury said very unhappy.

Although most of the so-called experts are the mouthpieces of capitalists, they can say whatever they want, but when it doesn’t involve the issue of standing in line, most of them have to be a little dry, otherwise how can they call themselves experts.

"It's not that there is nothing, but this expert's opinion is incompatible with other people. He even said that the evil god Loki in the myth is actually the son of Odin, not his brother. Because of this statement, this Elliot Professor Randolph has been attacked by his fellow colleagues."

Elliott Randolph is a mythological historian with a different style than others, and he has always been isolated by his colleagues.The reason is that many of his views on Nordic mythology completely deviate from the mainstream.

This Loki is just one of the sons of Odin. Mainstream scholars believe that the nine kingdoms in Nordic mythology are just a certain area of ​​the earth, and the so-called frost giants are just human beings of other civilizations.

But Elliott Randolph believed that the Nine Kingdoms were actually nine different planetary planes, and the Nordic gods had mastered the technology of time and space travel thousands of years ago.This kind of table-turning remarks will naturally not be accepted by other colleagues.

"Obviously, the intelligence we have now shows that this Elliott Randolph's point of view is correct. In this case, we ignore the remarks of those losers. I want to get a copy of Aspen within three days. Garter's comprehensive assessment report." Nick Fury rubbed his eyebrows and ordered.

"Understood, Chief."

Natasha also knew that this matter could not be delayed, who knew when that Asgardian's patience would run out.It is absolutely impossible for S.H.I.E.L.D. to hand over such an important strategic treasure as the Cosmic Rubik's Cube.

But if possible, it is best not to use violence.

Therefore, Nick Fury said to Natasha: "Do you have the confidence to control this Asgardian?"

This so-called control actually refers to whether Natasha can use beauty tricks to charm the other party.Nick Fury asked so directly, and Natasha didn't feel any dissatisfaction.As a female spy, beauty calculation is a basic skill.

"I'm afraid it's a bit difficult. You can see that he has a beautiful maid with him, and he hasn't had any special intimate contact with her. I don't think this person will be so easily influenced by women." Natasha analyzed.

If Tesca heard this, he would definitely shout, "No, I'm super easy to be tricked by Chinese and Americans, so you should give me a try!"

It's a pity that neither of the two people in the office meant to ask him directly.

Nick Fury believed in Natasha's judgment, and said regretfully: "Forget it. I think that girl is not just a maid, but more like a slave. If this is the case, it means that the social structure of this civilization still tends to For barbarism and conquest. If we accidentally provoke him, it may have the opposite effect."

"Tomorrow, I will take the two of them for a walk outside to see how these two people view the civilization of the earth." Natasha suggested.

"Okay, just make arrangements to avoid any accidents."

S.H.I.E.L.D. has huge resources. Empty a small town and let S.H.I.E.L.D. agents act as residents, or just rent a movie theater to play house. Nick Fury believes that Natasha can handle it. Well this scale.

"By the way, has the technology expo been dealt with?" Nick Fury asked again.

"The statistics and resettlement of the dead and injured have been completed. Thanks to the appearance of this Asgardian, the number of casualties has been much lower than expected. Justin Hammer has been sent to prison. The evidence this time has a great impact. Even the military It’s probably impossible for Fang’s people to protect him. The only problem is that we haven’t found Ivan Vanke’s body.” Natasha reported.

(End of this chapter)