marriage plan

Chapter 1
late at night.

The dimly lit street lamp illuminates the white marble steps, and there is a girl sitting on the steps, wearing familiar clothes, as if he bought them a year ago, but the girl's eyes and movements are even more familiar, with her hands resting on her knees and her chin , big and bright eyes showing watery and pitiful, looking at him quietly.Next to her, squatting a Chihuahua with exactly the same demeanor as her, the damned eyes are also very similar to her...

Mi Chuqi...

His heart twitched.

He knew that in the next second, she should flatten her mouth pitifully, and then pitifully call him "husband". Whenever she did something wrong, she would always have this expression, this reaction...

no no no!He reminded himself, not this time!They're divorced, aren't they?

However, there are so many buts in this world!
The woman in front of me really started to flatten her mouth!Then she began to blink, only twice, he has experience, and it will not exceed three times each time, her doll-like electric eyes began to burst into tears, and what was even more unbearable was that, beside her Why is that chihuahua here to join in the fun?Every time, he whined twice as if he had trained well, and immediately burst into tears...

He really wanted to cover his ears, but those two words had already drifted in...

"husband…"

This is her nirvana. In the past, even if she made a huge mistake, as long as she uttered these two words in her rice-style whining voice, he would be dizzy and unable to distinguish between black and white...

However, today is different from the past!
He couldn't forget her resoluteness when she was about to divorce a year ago, and he couldn't forget her ruthless and indifferent eyes when he begged her for the last time not to go with that man...

For more than a year, he didn't know how he survived, but he was very clear about one thing, he would never let any woman hurt him again, including this little woman in front of him!

His face was cold and hard, and his voice was indifferent as if she was just a stranger, "Don't call me husband anymore, we have been divorced for one year, three months, three days and nine hours, why are you always so forgetful?"

She giggled, "Really? I'm used to it...Yanyan..."

His eyes turned cold, and he looked at the puppy on the ground with hatred, "I hate it when you call your dog in front of me, have you forgotten again?"

this woman!Raising a dog at home to compete with him is all it takes, but it still has the same name as him!Why not make his teeth itch with hatred!

"That's right, husband Yan..."

Husband?This appellation is fresh!The implication is that she has more than one husband, and his code name is Yan Husband...

Driven by resentment, he turned around and left, "I'm sorry, you can go find your old man Hai!"

Suddenly the Lion's Roar of the River East sounded from behind, "Shen Yan! Stop! Don't toast and refuse to eat fine wine! Ben Gong tells you that I have no place to live. I will stay with you for a few days and open the door for Ben Gong! "

Shen Yan suddenly remembered, this is his home, why did he go out by such a strange mistake?
Turning around, staring at her, "Why do you have no place to live? Where's your old man Hai?"

Didn't you follow that Yu Shenhai back then?What are you doing back now?
But she avoided answering, tears came again, "Shen Yan! Good Shen Yan! You promised my parents to take care of me, but now I'm not even allowed to stay for a few days, what kind of man are you! I'm going to sue my parents!"

His head started to hurt. That's right, he did promise the old man of Mi's family to take care of her for the rest of his life, but that was when they got married, so it's not him who broke the oath now, okay?Why is she such a messy and unreasonable master?And every time he was stunned by her...

Before he could make a clear detour, a sharp cry sounded, "Help me! Molestation! Help me! I'm dying... Mom and Dad, Shen Yan is bullying me! Shen Yan is messing around with women..." said I really took out my phone...

He was speechless, and hurried forward to cover her mouth, "Stop yelling! Stop yelling auntie!"

Shen Yan's bedroom.

He leaned against the door, watching Chu Qi circle around the room.

"Wow! My husband, everything is exactly the same as it was a year ago! That's right! The bookcase is here! The computer is here! It hasn't changed at all! Even this pot of love fruit is still as short as before!" She fumbled around, Finally jumped on the big bed, jumping up and down like a child jumping on a spring bed.

He couldn't help smiling wryly, love fruit?This idiot woman, on the third anniversary of her marriage, went shopping and bought a potted plant. She liked it so much, but she didn’t know the name, so she randomly named it—Love Fruit, which symbolizes their love, with luxuriant branches and flowers. result.

Unfortunately, after she left, the love fruit also withered.

He didn't know what kind of psychology he had, so he bought the same tree again, but he couldn't keep it alive.So, I bought it when I died, bought it and died again, until now, this is the ninth tree, so it has always been so short...

Suddenly, her eyes froze on the wall beside the bed, she frowned in thought, "That's not right! I said why I always feel that something is missing, so the photo was taken down!"

She jumped off the bed, immediately rummaged through the cabinet, and found all his things. Finally, she found their wedding photo at the bottom of the closet, climbed onto the bed, and hung it up again.

Then she clapped her hands, looked at him and her in the photo and smiled, "It's almost the same!"

He furrowed his brows deeply, and when she finally turned around, he poured cold water on her, "Mi Chuqi, please remember, we are already divorced!"

She looked at him with wide innocent eyes, "Yes, one year, three months, three days and nine hours, so what's the matter?"

Shen Yan felt a little resentful, could she stop looking at him like this?Is he taking him for a fool or is she pretending to be a fool?

"What do you mean by turning it out and hanging it?" He pointed to the wedding photos on the wall and asked.

"This..." She bit her lip, "It doesn't look good if the wall is empty! And I think this photo of myself is very beautiful, I like it, what's wrong? I can't even hang a photo I like in my room?"

own room?He wished he could shake this woman awake!
"This is my room! OK?" His voice rose.This is his room!No woman has come in yet!Except of course she...

"But... this used to be my room too! How else can I sleep? Please, do you, a big man, want to fight with me, a little girl?" She suddenly grabbed her gift bag, unzipped it, and huh-la-la , and everything was dumped on the ground.

Little girl?Shen Yan really wanted to laugh, but she is such an unreasonable, savage, domineering, forceful and pungent woman who is still called a little girl?Mi Chuqi, I really admire you!However, if he didn't drive her to sleep in the guest room today, his surname would not be Shen!
Sudden…

"Hey, what are you doing?" He yelled in horror, just because she raised her hands, she took off her T-shirt, and then with a backhand, the BRA also fell off, and his eyes were immediately irritated and bloodshot.

She looked at him innocently again, with a natural expression, "Take a bath! How can I sleep without washing my sweat!" Then she looked down at herself, she understood, and instead she grinned and said, "Why such a reaction?" , You haven't seen it before!"

And when she puts her hand on the zipper of her jeans, he finally runs away.Mi Chuqi, count yourself as cruel!The room is given to you!
This night was a torture for Shen Yan.He slept in the guest room without falling asleep all night, wondering what the meaning of Chu Qi's return this time was, but he couldn't come to a conclusion.

The next day, he made up his mind, no!He had to make it clear to her!Well water does not violate river water!

He went downstairs to knock on her door, but there was no response for a long time.With a chill in my heart, I knocked more urgently, "Chu Qi! Chu Qi! What's wrong with you?"

still quiet...

He kicked open the door...

He found her sitting on the bed in a daze.

This idiot woman!He cursed secretly, and roared, "You don't make a sound when I knock on the door like this!"

She still looked pitiful, looked up at him, then lowered her head, "I'm afraid you'll scold me..."

Needless to say!Got into trouble on the first day back!
He patted his forehead, and secretly vowed to find a way to drive this woman out! "What did you do again?"

"I..." She subconsciously covered the quilt, covering her lower body more tightly.

Suspicious in his heart, he grabbed the corner of the quilt and threw it off, only to see a bright red flower on the snow-white bed sheet under her body...

It turned out that my aunt came...

"I thought why! Just go wash and change!" He put down the quilt, and the reason he was so eager to put it down was that he inadvertently saw her snow-white round legs, lace panties, and the looming contents inside...

"But... I don't have sanitary napkins..." she muttered softly.

"Did I have it?" He was stunned, wishing he could open the woman's head to see what it was made of! "Why do you never remember to prepare this thing yourself!"

"I...I can't remember my cycle? It's not like you don't know..." Her mouth was so pouted that she could hang an oil bottle, as if it wasn't her fault at all...

He hates it!Hate is just one word!

He admitted it wasn't her fault!It's all his fault!It was he who spoiled her in the past!This idiot woman has been unable to remember her menstrual cycle since she was 12 years old. He will draw a circle on the calendar every month, and when the few days are approaching, he will buy her sanitary napkins in advance and get ready...

"Then what do you say?" He looked at her and wanted to kill her.God!God sent this woman here to torture him, right?

Her big and bright eyes rolled around, "How about... let the housekeeper buy it?"

He glanced at her, "Idiot!"

Ask another man to buy her tampons?Her head was caught by the door!
"I'll go!" He roared bitterly, and shut the door tightly!He doubted [-]% that he really owed her in his previous life.

But he didn't see, behind the door he closed, Mou Qi made a face and smiled...

He is familiar with the counters selling sanitary napkins in the supermarket, and it hasn't changed in the past year. He sprinted at a speed of [-] meters, quickly took a few packs of fixed brands, and then rushed back to the cashier, paying with a red face.

The cashier in the supermarket knew him well, and when he saw Mr. Shen came to buy sanitary napkins again, he gave him a strange look, so he took a second look.Shen Yan once again cursed Mi Chuqi in his heart, when will this lingering woman let him go!He has endured such strange eyes long enough!
I still remember that year, when she was only 12 years old. One day after school, he waited for her to go home together. He waited and waited for no one to be found, so he searched around the school area, and finally found her by the toilet, squatting in the corner and crying. .

"What's wrong with you?" He stepped forward to ask her nervously, thinking that someone was bullying her.

However, she just kept crying. As an older brother, he naturally had to coax her well, pull her up, let her sit on his lap and cry, and he wiped her tears skillfully. This action has never been done since childhood How many times have I tried to sit on him, but this time, she refused to sit on him, and after being forced down by him, she cried even harder.

He was so frightened that he quickly let go of her, only to find that his white sweatpants were stained red...

"Are you bleeding? Who hit you?" He turned her body to look.

Her face was flushed, she shook off his hand, and cried loudly, "Don't worry about it!"

Finally, he understood...

His face was also flushed red...

At that moment the air was stagnant, he threw down two words, "Wait for me", and then ran into the supermarket like a fly, not caring about his own embarrassment, he hurried on the shelves that would make his ears palpitate and his heart beat when he usually passed by when he was shopping in the supermarket. I hurriedly took a bag of things and ran to pay...

In fact, it was only later that he figured out that what he bought was a panty liner for everyday use... Then, he specifically checked the difference between the two on the Internet...

But at that time, they were flustered, and Chu Qi couldn't figure it out by himself, so he went home with him after cleaning up.He took off his jacket and tied it around her waist to hide the embarrassment, but the mark on his own sweatpants couldn't be covered up...

Along the way, someone asked, "Shen Yan, why are you bleeding?"

He smiled red-faced, "No, it's chili sauce..."

He swore that it was the most humiliating day in his life, but...but...he smiled slightly, and it was also the most proud day...

Since then, he has done one more thing, drawing a circle on the calendar every month, and reminding her in time of the special day, but she always doesn't remember to buy sanitary napkins, and in the end it is still him every time. to buy.

Once he couldn't bear it anymore and scolded her, "Why don't you always remember to buy it?"

She replied to him confidently, "Isn't there you?"

He was speechless. Apart from being annoyed, he also felt sweet...

So, gradually, it became a habit...

While recalling the past, he returned home with a bag from the supermarket. The butler stared at the bag in his hand and bowed respectfully, "Master, are you going to buy breakfast? It's already ready at home."

Shen Yan was taken aback, can you stop which pot is not open and carry which pot?
"Yes! Buy breakfast! Do you want to eat it?" He replied in a low voice.

The butler was overwhelmed, and followed Shen Yan and told him, "Master, you should eat less bread outside, it's not very hygienic. If you like it, Master, I'll call the kitchen..."

Before the butler finished speaking, he heard a "bang" sound on the door, the bedroom door opened and closed, almost hitting his nose...

bread?Shen Yan looked at the thing in his hand, smiled wryly, and threw it in an arc, just right on Chu Qi, and said sarcastically, "Take it!"

Chu Qi's bright eyes smiled into crescent moons, "Husband, thank you..."

"Wait!" Shen Yan hurriedly stopped her, "I should thank me, but I'm not your husband, please remember clearly! I have one more thing to tell you..."

He couldn't finish his sentence.Because Chu Qi crawled out of the quilt, she didn't intend to listen to him at all, and just acted out the scene last night on her own - undressed, went to the bathroom, and threw his pajamas and her BRA on the ground as she walked …

"Mi Chuqi!" He pointed to the ground and warned her.Is she still like this?Throw things away wherever they go, and never clean them up?
"Why?" She was bare-chested, not feeling embarrassed at all, looking at the pajamas on the floor, her eyes widened in surprise, "What's wrong? That's right, I was wearing your pajamas last night! What should I do then? I don't have pajamas, you want me to sleep naked?"

Shen Yan finally felt that if he continued to live with her, he would definitely go crazy. He could not communicate with her at all, and he really didn't understand why he loved her so much in the past. It seemed that the divorce was really lucky for him!
Ok!This time he decided not to be defeated by her, so what if she stood naked in front of him?He Shen Yan definitely can face her like a man!Absolutely no distractions!Thinking of how I ran away last night, I hated myself for being worthless...

Seeing her close the bathroom door, he simply sat down, he had to wait for her to come out and have a good talk with her about her living here...

There was the sound of "squeaking" water in the bathroom, and he ordered himself not to look back, how good is it to enjoy the scenery in the garden?But why is the sound of water so tantalizing?It tickles his heart...

In the end, she couldn't help but turn her head back. There was a faint layer of mist on the glass door of the bathroom. In the haze, she could vaguely see her outline, and her curves were still so graceful...

He couldn't help but tighten his throat...

Fortunately, this woman finally came out dressed, otherwise he wouldn't be able to guarantee that he wouldn't have a nosebleed...

However, this set of clothes for her was bought by him before. Didn't she buy anything this year?

"Chuqi, you plan to..."

He wanted to ask how long she planned to stay here, but she rummaged through the drawer of the dresser in a panic, screaming after messing things up, "Honey, where is the hair dryer? Hurry up, I'll hurry up!" It's time, I'm going out!"

She is leaving?This sentence made him so happy that he ignored the fact that she called him "husband", and hurriedly found her the hair dryer, "Will you come back after you leave?"

She threw him a big hygienic eye, "What do you think? I want to eat crabs tonight, so tell the housekeeper."

"No!" He blurted out habitually... After he finished speaking, he regretted it. Does what she eats still have anything to do with him?What are you so excited about? "I...why did I say it? You can tell it yourself!" He hurriedly changed his words, and he must not let her know that he still remembered that she would suffer from dysmenorrhea after eating crabs...

If he looked back at the mirror of the dressing table at this time, he would definitely see the smug and sly smile on her face, but instead of looking, he just faced out the window and announced his statement to her, "Chu Qi, I hope you understand that we have It's a thing of the past, and now I am no longer the Shen Yan of the past, I can let you stay here for a few days, but I hope you can find a house and move out soon..."

After saying all this, he waited for the reaction of the people behind him, but it was quiet, not even the sound of the hair dryer...

He turned around quickly, and found that the room was already empty, and the hair dryer was lying quietly on the dressing table. If it wasn't for the clothes scattered all over the floor, he wouldn't even believe that she had been here...

Feeling heavy, did she hear what he said?where will she goWill something happen?At the end, I was annoyed to myself, what does it matter to him where to go?
Holding the hair dryer in her hand, it was cool, and there was no trace of it being turned on. She couldn't help cursing, "What a pig woman! Tell her to dry her hair after washing her menstrual period [-] times!"

"Woo, woo, woo!" A puppy crawled up to his feet and arched his trousers. He looked down and knew that she would come back. The Chihuahua would definitely come back if she hadn't taken it away...

When she came back from buying this Chihuahua, she insisted on naming it "Yanyan". After he protested to no avail, she crawled into his arms and hugged, "Husband, you are always so busy at work and don't have time Accompany me, with it by my side, I will not be so lonely, I call it Yanyan, I just hope that when I hold it, it is like holding you, don't be angry, okay?"

Faced with her like this, could he still be angry?
Therefore, the Chihuahua is equal to him. If the Chihuahua is not taken away, it proves that she will not leave either...

But, does he want her to go?Still don't want her to go?

nonsense!Of course I want her to go!He can't stand the mess of clothes alone!

He really didn't know how there could be such a top-notch woman in the world, things would never be tidied up, the room would always be in a mess, she wouldn't even dare to know what she had...

And he will always be the one who follows her and helps her pack things. Only he knows which compartment her underwear and socks are in, which shelf her books are on, and which box her shoes of different colors and styles are in. When her mobile phone ran out of power, he was the one who helped charge it, because she could never find a charger...

(End of this chapter)