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Chapter 271 Avalokitesvara: The monkey is too rigid, the old man is a fool, Tang Seng, you are a fucking pig!
"Your Majesty, let us go west as soon as possible." Tang Seng looked at Dugu Baitian and said, "You arrested me and refused to eat me. This is a waste of time, don't you think?"

"Besides, the great apprentice of the poor monk is the Great Sage Equaling Heaven who made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace back then. If he finds you, I'm afraid..." Tang Seng said pretending to be deep.

In fact, Tang Seng was cursing in his heart, smelly monkey, dead monkey, where the hell did you go?
The teacher is suffering, uh, no, the teacher is being offered food and drink, why don't you rush to rescue the teacher?

You monkey, at that time you said to get rid of the demon, and then disappeared, you were killed by these two demons, right?

"Elder Tang, don't worry, that monkey won't be here for a while." Dugu Baitian chuckled, "Come here, give Elder Tang an extra meal!"

Tang Seng's eyes lit up immediately, want to add another meal?

The poor monk should eat more!

Even though he was thinking about it, he still said shyly, "Well, my lord, you offer food and drink to the poor monk, the poor monk is really..."

"Do you want to eat?" Dugu Baitian asked calmly when the little demons brought food.

"No... I'll eat it!" Tang Seng was silent for a while, and then said.

If you don't eat for nothing, you don't eat it, and the food of this monster is really good, and the vegetarian dishes are also so delicious.

Although he said he didn't want it, he was still very honest.

After the food was brought in, Tang Seng and the three sat down and started eating.

Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk looked at each other, numb, this Tang Monk, damn it, probably won't be able to become a monk.

Tang Seng couldn't figure it out, but the two of them knew it very well.

The vegetarian dishes here are all made of meat oil.

You, a monk who has never eaten meat, will naturally find this food extremely delicious.

To put it bluntly, you monk, you have relapsed a long time ago!
It's just, don't say it, this meal is quite delicious.

The two of them were silent and paralyzed. After following this monk, drinking and eating meat will be controlled. Although there is no meat, at least it is meat and oil, which is much better than the previous meal.

So, if you don’t say it, I won’t say it, let’s talk about it when we get to the west!

Moreover, if you say it now, the monk couldn't bear it, and passed out directly, paralyzed, wouldn't we have to wait on him?

So, don't talk!

Also, the thing called malt beer, although the taste is different, it is definitely wine.

That monk drank so well, he was a man!

Zhu Bajie and Drifting glanced at each other, there is delicious food and drink served here, or else, it is better not to learn scriptures.

I just don't know if the monsters here are planning to fatten us up before eating them.

Forget it, let’s eat first!

The three of them ate all the food, and Tang Seng burped, opened a bottle of malt beer, and took a sip.

"This life is good, but I can't go out." Tang Seng walked to the stone bed, sat down, and took another sip of wine.

Otherwise, don't go to learn scriptures?

I tried my best to go to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures, but there were monsters blocking the way, it was really too difficult!
And that monkey, what the hell, fights against the poor monk all day long, so he's having an uncomfortable life!
On the other hand, in this flat-topped mountain recently, the small days are quite moist.

Do you want to stop learning scriptures by yourself?
When Tang Seng was arrested at the beginning, he was really scared. He still recited the Heart Sutra silently every day. In the past half a month, the monsters did not hurt him. Apart from not letting him go out, they also served him delicious food and drink. Gradually, He also let go of his guard.

Moreover, today, the idea of ​​whether to go to learn the scriptures or not has sprouted.

One month has passed, two months have passed...

Monkey King didn't come back, but Tang Seng gained a full thirty catties!
South China Sea!

Avalokitesvara stood up suddenly, looking at the front with a horrified expression.

Fuck, what did the Buddha say to me through sound transmission just now?
Tang Seng and the others have stayed in Pingdingshan for more than two months?
I go!

How could they stay in Pingdingshan?

Counting the distance, they should have left Pingdingshan long ago.

Isn't it just the two boys of Taishang Laojun, why are they trapped in Pingdingshan?
Sun Wukong won't be able to handle the two boys, and besides, what about the Taishang Laojun?Didn't he intervene?

Forget it, go to Laojun first, and then go to Pingdingshan with Laojun to have a look. After all, he is Laojun's boy, so he must give him some face.

Avalokitesvara flew towards the heaven, all the way to Tushita Palace.

"I have seen Master Guanyin." The boy at the door saluted respectfully.

"The poor monk came to look for Laojun, can you tell me?" Guanyin asked after completing the etiquette.

Laojun will definitely meet me. Although I defected to Taoism back then, Journey to the West was recognized by several sages.

Moreover, my etiquette is so good, this former uncle will definitely come to see me.

Guanyin thinks very well, however, as the saying goes, dreams are plump, but reality is very backbone.

The boy shook his head.

Avalokitesvara was stunned for a while, I'll go, Laojun won't see me?

"Reporting to Master Guanyin. A few days ago, Laojun seemed to have discovered something important, and then went to Tianwaitian to find Taiqing!" The boy said, "Laojun is not in Tushita Palace, so I can't pass it on. .”

Avalokitesvara is a little confused, isn't he in Tushita Palace?
Discovered something important, went to see the Taiqing sage?
Avalokitesvara trembled, what the fuck, I'll go for a major event that can alarm a saint, maybe the world is going to be destroyed.

However, nothing major has happened in the three realms and six realms!

Wait, are you avoiding me on purpose?

But, it shouldn't be!

Shaking his head, Avalokitesvara said goodbye, forget it, let's go to Pingdingshan to have a look.

In Pingdingshan, Dugu Baitian took out his security card, glanced at it, and then said with a smile, "Devil Lord, in the message sent by Bodhi Patriarch, Guanyin has already rushed towards us. Guanyin is the Taiyi Golden Immortal. It’s no worse than us, and the combat power in this world has something to do with magic weapons, but I want to meet her.”

"Be more stable." The demon lord said calmly, "Don't disturb Chu Xuan's plan. Now, it's time for us to divide our souls!"

Dugu Baitian smiled, "Okay, split the soul. I will have a chance to fight with the masters of this world in the future."

Souls emerged from both of them at the same time, and then the souls were torn apart, hiding the other half of the remnant souls.

The aura of the two of them also dropped a lot. This is the good thing about the world of the tomb of the gods. The souls of practitioners can be torn apart at will. Anyway, as long as a wisp of remnant soul is not destroyed, they can be revived. Moreover, their strength, and The soul has a lot to do with it.

The strength of both of them had dropped to the level of Xuanxian, and then they came to the basement of the Lotus Cave in Pingdingshan quietly.

"Monkey, Avalokitesvara is coming." Dugu Baitian smiled and said, "Go, get out, we suppressed you!"

Sun Wukong stood up and said with a smile, "Okay. Although I know that you are using my grandson as a shield, my grandson is willing to go!"

The three of them walked out of Pingdingshan, and Dugu Baitian and the devil made a move, and arranged some restrictions to lock Monkey King inside.

Then, they will wait for the arrival of Avalokitesvara.

Avalokitesvara flew all the way, with a solemn expression, and his divine sense glanced around, saw Dugu Baitian and the Demon Lord, frowned, "Xuanxian? This should be the demon transformed by Laojun's boy!"

then……

Fuck, what did I see?
In the prison cell, the sloppy fat man with the sloppy beard who was fighting for food with Zhu Bajie...

Could it be Tang Seng...

What the hell!

It really is!
Why, have you gained so much weight?
Then, Guanyin saw it. After the three of them ate up the food, Tang Seng opened something...

Lifting his head and taking a sip, Tang Seng lay down on the stone bed unsteadily.

What the hell!

Avalokitesvara collapsed, Tang Sanzang, what the hell, have you been sleeping or eating for the past two months?

What the hell do you think you're a pig?

Zhu Bajie is a pig. After he finished eating, he still knows how to walk around twice. What the fuck... T
Buddha, can this Buddhist scriptures really not be changed?
The corner of Guanyin's mouth twitched, and suddenly he paused, where is the monkey?
The divine sense shot out, and then, she saw a monkey lying on the ground, sound asleep.

The corner of Guanyin's mouth twitched again, "You four, master and apprentice, do you regard yourself as a pig?"

Avalokitesvara came to Sun Wukong angrily, and paused for a while, a restriction at the level of Xuanxian?
She shattered the restriction with a slap, and shouted angrily, "Monkey King, what are you doing!"

"It turned out to be Master Guanyin! Sun Wukong laughed, "My old grandson, the monsters have been suppressed here for a while, thank you Master Guanyin for making the rescue! "

"By the way, how about going to see the master?" Sun Wukong said with a smile, "My old grandson is suppressed here, I don't know if the master and the others have been eaten by monsters!"

"Sun Wukong!" Avalokitesvara was angry, "The restriction of the Xuanxian level, you can break it with a stick, and you tell me that you have been suppressed? I can see it, you are doing it on purpose, you are I think your master was eaten by monsters!"

"My old grandson has just been suppressed!" Sun Wukong's immortal power fluctuated for a while, and he directly collapsed his own meridians, and said calmly, "I was seriously injured, so I can't break it!"

Nima!

Avalokitesvara stared blankly at Monkey King, what the hell, do you think I'm blind?
You obviously shattered your meridian in front of me, so what the hell are you telling me that you are seriously injured?
Wait, what the hell did you directly destroy your meridians?

Fuck, you are so ruthless, it will take at least three months for you to recover!
What the hell, didn't I just scold you for being so cruel to me?

Avalokitesvara looked at Monkey King in bewilderment, this monkey is so rigid!

Forget it, as long as Xuanzang is fine.

I don't argue with a monkey.

The corner of Guanyin's mouth twitched twice, and he looked towards the Lotus Cave, numb, Laojun's two disciples are also idiots.

They did bring catastrophe to Tang Seng, and they served Tang Seng with good food and drink...

But, if you don't use your brains to think about it, don't you find it strange that the monkey has never rescued people?

Two idiots, numb, this catastrophe, well, it's over, but why do I feel so tired?
(End of this chapter)