Chapter 264
"Okay, okay, you are amazing, you are amazing, you have big breasts, you are right, I have flat chest, I am unreasonable, okay, drink it quickly, the medicine will not work well when it is cold."

Nie Fei uttered a long series of words quickly, and then hurriedly handed the cup to Ye Ying, leaving her no time to think about the meaning between the lines just now.

Looking at the cup handed in front of him, a white straw floated inside, and the corner was perfectly knotted.

Ye Ying bit the straw, closed her eyes and looked desperate, and drank the herbal tea in the cup in one breath. When she was about to finish drinking, she was so anxious that she coughed a few times due to choking.

"Slower."

When Ye Ying heard Nie Fei's words, she felt a little warm in her heart. This guy knows how to care about others, but who knew that the next sentence would immediately throw cold water on him.

"Cough slowly, you are coughing so fiercely, the silver needle will be dangling around! I don't care when the time comes."

"You stinky rascal! You don't know how to care about me!"

"Why don't I care about you? If I don't care, can you help you lose weight?"

Seeing Ye Ying yelling there again, Nie Fei was not polite, and started yelling at the top of his voice, "Damn, it's louder than my voice, I have never lost before."

Although I feel a little guilty, after all, he didn’t purposely help the other party lose weight, it’s only one kilogram, if you weigh it before eating, and then weigh it again after eating, the gap will come out, or drink a few more glasses of water, it’s basically useless. Do not lose weight.

"Hmph, you liar!"

Nie Fei was frightened out of his wits by this woman's sudden words. Could it be that this woman saw through his scheme so quickly? It's impossible. His performance was flawless.

"I'm an honest man, what's going on, liar, don't slander me!"

He had a look of grief and indignation on his face, like if you talk about me again, I will immediately hit the wall to die, but I don't know if this is going too far.

"Didn't you say that this herbal tea is similar to Tieguanyin! Why is it so bitter! You also said that you are not lying to me!!"

The strong bitter taste reverberated on the tip of her tongue, and Ye Ying shouted in her heart that she had been fooled. How could she trust Nie Fei so easily? This guy is not a good guy, and his acting skills are absolutely Oscar-level.

"Oh, that's why! I really didn't lie to you, I swear to God, if I lied to you, I wouldn't have a little dick!"

When Nie Fei said this sentence, he deliberately accented the word "Lao Tzu". Don't blame me, anyway, he has been dead for thousands of years anyway, so it must not be a big deal to not have a penis.

He is still a hot-tempered young man, and he can't live without Tintin.

Just when Nie Fei was defending his shameless behavior in his heart, Ye Ying didn't realize that Nie Fei was playing word games again.

"Then tell me! Why is this herbal tea so bitter! Don't forget that there is no little Dingding if you want to lie to me!" Ye Ying clenched her teeth. If this man doesn't tell the reason, he will have to let him know soon.

"Oh, I've been wronged more than Dou E. Look, is it snowing outside? I have a big hobby. When drinking tea, I like to drink tea with a strong taste."

In order to match his performance, Nie Fei took out tea from under the tea table and put it in a glass.

"Just look at it! So many tea leaves are put in to taste enough. When it's hot, I like this kind of Tieguanyin, which is too thick. It's an artifact for reducing fire and relieving heat. Look, why are you so angry? If you can't say a few words, you will fry the pot, I recommend you to try it later."

Adding water to the glass with tea leaves, the colorless and transparent water immediately turned a thick brown color, forming a sharp contrast with the glass.

Seeing the suspicious expression in Ye Ying's eyes, Nie Fei gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, raised his head and drank the cup of strong tea down his stomach again.

"You see, I didn't lie to you. I will definitely reduce the fire. Even if I put me on the kang for a few days, I will not get angry."

"You didn't say it earlier! Who knew that you have such a unique taste, and how can anyone make such a strong tea? You are almost catching up with eating tea directly. I will ask you clearly in the future, otherwise, if you are constipated and take laxatives one day , and lied to me that I wouldn’t have diarrhea.”

Due to the brewing of boiling water, the tea leaves, which were originally thin and small, have now been completely soaked, almost covering half of the cup.

Normal people wouldn't drink this kind of strong tea at all, and it would be almost the same if it was replaced by a thermos bottle. Now Nie Fei can only eat Coptis chinensis dumbly, and put on a show.

"You don't know how to appreciate it, so that the rich tea can produce a strong bitter taste. This bitter taste represents life, and it has endless aftertaste on the tip of the tongue. This is the tea ceremony, do you understand?"

Nie Fei turned on the pretentious mode, his eyes were deep, and he just held a half cup of tea and fixed there.

"Come on, this is also called the tea ceremony. I have never seen anyone drink a cup of tea in one go. It's simply reckless."

"Hmph, how can mortals understand me, well, don't move, I'll take the needle off for you now."

Just now, a cup of tea is really scarier than herbal tea, and it still lingers on Nie Fei's tongue, and it hasn't dissipated for a long time.

Looking at the time, it was almost time for acupuncture to stimulate the acupoints, and the woman had already drank herbal tea, so it was time for a massage.

Pulling out the silver needles on Ye Ying's back one by one, Nie Fei sterilized them again, and then put them into the acupuncture bag. They were neatly arranged, giving him a feeling of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

"Oh, I'm exhausted. If I don't pull out the needles, I will be exhausted. My whole body was stiff just now. I'm afraid that the needles will be crooked if I move them."

Ye Ying got up from the sofa and stretched quickly. Before Nie Fei could do anything, she started to massage herself.

Kneading the sore shoulders, shaking the numb arms, and then pounding the legs, the whole body's muscles and bones feel stretched out at once, which is quite refreshing.

"It won't be uncomfortable now. I will give you a massage now. You lie flat on the sofa and lift up your clothes."

Ye Ying's clothes fell off as she sat up. After all, the clothes are soft, and they were affected by gravity after sitting up, so the hem of the clothes still hung down naturally.

"Pick up you stinky hooligan! Where are you going to press!"

Ye Ying's first reaction was, it's possible that this guy is going to attack his chest. He used the excuse of a massage to be upright and aboveboard, which is too shameless.

"Damn! Of course it's the belly! You have fat on your stomach! It's not fat on your chest! You really have big breasts and no brains!"

Nie Fei was so angry that he was about to vomit blood, what was in this woman's mind, did he really look so hungry and thirsty, this woman could think wrong no matter what she said.

(End of this chapter)

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