I was an assassin in Assassin Wu Liuqi
Chapter 79 Stickman
Chapter 79 Stickman
Boom boom boom!
Yan Yiguo time, [-]:[-] p.m.
After dinner, and taking a hot bath, Chen Tian and Xian Tuan sat on the bed, bored watching the programs broadcast on the TV.
[Xiong Erxiong Er, Bald Qiang is here to chop down trees again! 】
【Let me sleep for a while, I will sleep for a while~】
[Xiong Er, Xiong Er, Bald Qiang stole honey! 】
【What?Where is Bald Qiang?See if I don't cut his head and melon seeds into circles! 】
……
"Hey boss, don't you think that light bulb marksmanship is similar to yours? They are both the same master of strokes. Tell me, this guy was also an assassin in his previous life, hahaha!"
Curled up in Chen Tian's arms, the ball of thread looked at the bald man who was shooting around with a gun but couldn't hit him, and asked suddenly.
Chen Tian: "..."
Snapped!
Meow!
Without mercy, just fly kick!
The ball of thread was directly kicked to the ground by Chen Tian!
The ball of thread is really a trick every day to be beaten.
Boom boom boom!
At this moment, there was a knock on the door of their room.
"Someone?"
"It should be warm from the hotel."
Hearing the sudden knock on the door, Chen Tian immediately became serious.
Turning off the TV, simply put on a coat and walked outside the door.
Looking at the person coming from the cat's eyes, Chen Tian decisively opened the door.
"Handsome guy~"
As soon as the door was opened, an extremely coquettishly dressed woman with a super-good figure came from outside the door.
The woman kept swinging her waist, like a rattlesnake in a red dress.
"What's the matter?" Chen Tian asked with a calm face, hinting at this person who kept making uninterrupted gestures towards him.
"Hey handsome guy~ haven't you already paid the money? Don't hide it like this anymore, you lie down tonight, and I will take you flying."
The woman said, regardless of Chen Tian blocking the door, she squeezed into the room.
"According to Article 540 of Yan Yiguo's constitution, entering another person's bedroom without their permission is considered illegal trespassing and can be punished with a fine of [-] to [-] Yanyi coins and a detention of between ten and fifteen days."
Chen Tian pushed the woman to the corridor and said calmly.
Suddenly being pushed like this, the woman didn't feel angry at all, on the contrary, she became, excited?
"When you come to this hotel, there is no man who won't fall under my mother's pomegranate skirt, oh~ I see, you want to play cosplay with me!"
As the woman spoke, she suddenly supported the wall with one hand, licked her lips, and made a pose that she thought was sexy.
"Miss Internet police tell you that the Internet is not an illegal place."
"roll."
"???"
"You, you are joking, right?" After being rejected one after another, the woman was a little confused at this moment.
Immediately afterwards, the woman seemed to have thought of something, her expression froze suddenly, and she murmured: "I should have thought of it earlier."
"Should have thought earlier, someone as handsome as you must like men!"
"???"
What strange logic is this!
"Our hotel has an unwritten rule. Since we have collected money, we must do what we say!" The woman put away the strange posture at the beginning, and suddenly became serious.
"What unwritten rules?" Looking at this strange woman, Chen Tian instinctively told that the situation was not good.
"To tell you the truth, before you, a blindfolded man with white hair and a woman in yellow with long braids also came here to stay.
Moreover, these two people didn't have Yan Yiguo's ID card on them, and they were carrying a long sword and dagger, and they were fighting with the security guards! "
"and then?"
For some reason, listening to this woman's description, Chen Tian always thought of a certain familiar pair.
It shouldn't be them, logically, they should be following Ah Qi at this time.
Chen Tian thought.
Seeing that Chen Tian was interested, the woman was overjoyed.
So, he described it vividly again: "Our security guards must have won the fight in the end. After all, the times have changed, how can cold weapons be the opponents of guns?
However, our manager was magnanimous and allowed them to stay in the hotel without charging them anything. "
What the woman said, except for the last sentence is true, the above is all made up.
In fact, the other party almost beat his two security guards to death. In the end, the manager agreed to provide free accommodation and allow them to bring weapons, which resolved the incident.
And in order to cover up this embarrassing incident, the manager specially asked the two security guards to wear sunglasses to prevent people from being seen through, and then cleaned the hall to erase the traces of the fight.
"However, although their accommodation fees are exempted, they are still obliged to work for the hotel. Working for the hotel is temporary workers. Temporary workers are equal to workers, and workers are equal to the screws of the hotel. Screws are where they need to go. .
That is to say, we can do whatever we want.
So, rest assured, this service is reasonable and very legal! "The woman opened her eyes again and said nonsense.
"Although I can't satisfy you, that white-haired man can definitely satisfy you! I dare to guarantee it with the head of our manager!"
"What's the name of these two people?" Chen Tian directly ignored the woman's lengthy speech and asked.
"I don't know, but I remember their appearance, let me draw them for you!"
As the woman spoke, she skillfully took out a tissue and a fountain pen from her breast pocket, and drew their appearance with the soul drawing method from memory.
With just a few strokes, two vivid...
"So, these two people are stick figures?" The thread ball on the side glanced at the woman's painting, and finally couldn't help it, and complained.
"Um, actually I studied under Newton, I'm an abstract painter, abstract, similar in appearance, you know." The woman quickly explained.
"It really is them..."
Looking at the two stick figures on the paper towel, Chen Tian murmured.
Thinking of this, Chen Tian frowned slightly.
But, why did Qingfeng and Meihua Shisan appear in Yan Yiguo?
(End of this chapter)
Boom boom boom!
Yan Yiguo time, [-]:[-] p.m.
After dinner, and taking a hot bath, Chen Tian and Xian Tuan sat on the bed, bored watching the programs broadcast on the TV.
[Xiong Erxiong Er, Bald Qiang is here to chop down trees again! 】
【Let me sleep for a while, I will sleep for a while~】
[Xiong Er, Xiong Er, Bald Qiang stole honey! 】
【What?Where is Bald Qiang?See if I don't cut his head and melon seeds into circles! 】
……
"Hey boss, don't you think that light bulb marksmanship is similar to yours? They are both the same master of strokes. Tell me, this guy was also an assassin in his previous life, hahaha!"
Curled up in Chen Tian's arms, the ball of thread looked at the bald man who was shooting around with a gun but couldn't hit him, and asked suddenly.
Chen Tian: "..."
Snapped!
Meow!
Without mercy, just fly kick!
The ball of thread was directly kicked to the ground by Chen Tian!
The ball of thread is really a trick every day to be beaten.
Boom boom boom!
At this moment, there was a knock on the door of their room.
"Someone?"
"It should be warm from the hotel."
Hearing the sudden knock on the door, Chen Tian immediately became serious.
Turning off the TV, simply put on a coat and walked outside the door.
Looking at the person coming from the cat's eyes, Chen Tian decisively opened the door.
"Handsome guy~"
As soon as the door was opened, an extremely coquettishly dressed woman with a super-good figure came from outside the door.
The woman kept swinging her waist, like a rattlesnake in a red dress.
"What's the matter?" Chen Tian asked with a calm face, hinting at this person who kept making uninterrupted gestures towards him.
"Hey handsome guy~ haven't you already paid the money? Don't hide it like this anymore, you lie down tonight, and I will take you flying."
The woman said, regardless of Chen Tian blocking the door, she squeezed into the room.
"According to Article 540 of Yan Yiguo's constitution, entering another person's bedroom without their permission is considered illegal trespassing and can be punished with a fine of [-] to [-] Yanyi coins and a detention of between ten and fifteen days."
Chen Tian pushed the woman to the corridor and said calmly.
Suddenly being pushed like this, the woman didn't feel angry at all, on the contrary, she became, excited?
"When you come to this hotel, there is no man who won't fall under my mother's pomegranate skirt, oh~ I see, you want to play cosplay with me!"
As the woman spoke, she suddenly supported the wall with one hand, licked her lips, and made a pose that she thought was sexy.
"Miss Internet police tell you that the Internet is not an illegal place."
"roll."
"???"
"You, you are joking, right?" After being rejected one after another, the woman was a little confused at this moment.
Immediately afterwards, the woman seemed to have thought of something, her expression froze suddenly, and she murmured: "I should have thought of it earlier."
"Should have thought earlier, someone as handsome as you must like men!"
"???"
What strange logic is this!
"Our hotel has an unwritten rule. Since we have collected money, we must do what we say!" The woman put away the strange posture at the beginning, and suddenly became serious.
"What unwritten rules?" Looking at this strange woman, Chen Tian instinctively told that the situation was not good.
"To tell you the truth, before you, a blindfolded man with white hair and a woman in yellow with long braids also came here to stay.
Moreover, these two people didn't have Yan Yiguo's ID card on them, and they were carrying a long sword and dagger, and they were fighting with the security guards! "
"and then?"
For some reason, listening to this woman's description, Chen Tian always thought of a certain familiar pair.
It shouldn't be them, logically, they should be following Ah Qi at this time.
Chen Tian thought.
Seeing that Chen Tian was interested, the woman was overjoyed.
So, he described it vividly again: "Our security guards must have won the fight in the end. After all, the times have changed, how can cold weapons be the opponents of guns?
However, our manager was magnanimous and allowed them to stay in the hotel without charging them anything. "
What the woman said, except for the last sentence is true, the above is all made up.
In fact, the other party almost beat his two security guards to death. In the end, the manager agreed to provide free accommodation and allow them to bring weapons, which resolved the incident.
And in order to cover up this embarrassing incident, the manager specially asked the two security guards to wear sunglasses to prevent people from being seen through, and then cleaned the hall to erase the traces of the fight.
"However, although their accommodation fees are exempted, they are still obliged to work for the hotel. Working for the hotel is temporary workers. Temporary workers are equal to workers, and workers are equal to the screws of the hotel. Screws are where they need to go. .
That is to say, we can do whatever we want.
So, rest assured, this service is reasonable and very legal! "The woman opened her eyes again and said nonsense.
"Although I can't satisfy you, that white-haired man can definitely satisfy you! I dare to guarantee it with the head of our manager!"
"What's the name of these two people?" Chen Tian directly ignored the woman's lengthy speech and asked.
"I don't know, but I remember their appearance, let me draw them for you!"
As the woman spoke, she skillfully took out a tissue and a fountain pen from her breast pocket, and drew their appearance with the soul drawing method from memory.
With just a few strokes, two vivid...
"So, these two people are stick figures?" The thread ball on the side glanced at the woman's painting, and finally couldn't help it, and complained.
"Um, actually I studied under Newton, I'm an abstract painter, abstract, similar in appearance, you know." The woman quickly explained.
"It really is them..."
Looking at the two stick figures on the paper towel, Chen Tian murmured.
Thinking of this, Chen Tian frowned slightly.
But, why did Qingfeng and Meihua Shisan appear in Yan Yiguo?
(End of this chapter)
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