Diary of a Healer of Konoha

Chapter 261 Chatting with Jiraiya

"Is there a problem?"

Jilai also sat next to Takagi Shangren, he was lying on the bench, looking very lazy.

He is such a person, a man who pays attention to feelings but doesn't pay much attention to the details of life.

"You are such an old man, why do you still like peeping all the time?"

"What peeping, the author's business, can it be called peeping?!" Jiraiya still defended himself: "I just took it out to collect materials for the work, um, yes, that's it."

Jiraiya's uprightness made Takagi Shangren couldn't help but want to laugh, it had no other meaning, it was just a joke among friends.

"Then can you let me read the book you wrote?"

"no!"

Ji Lai also insisted not to show his book to Gao Mu Shangren, it was very shameful.

"I remember it was called "Kissing Heaven"."

"Ah! You know?!"

Jilai also had a very headache and said, "I can't help it. It's hard to hide the brilliance of my talent. Takagi, what do you think of my book?"

"Isn't it the little yellow book?"

"what!!!!!!"

Jiraiya quickly covered Takagi Shangren's mouth, and then looked around, making sure that only Nadeko Asuka was sitting not far away to eavesdrop, he was finally relieved.

"Don't talk nonsense about this kind of thing. It's embarrassing. Tell me what you can do with me."

"I just want you to continue what you did before, to continue teaching children ninjutsu."

It's not that Takagi Shangren doesn't want to teach children, it's just that his level is a bit half-baked, and it's better to be a professional ninja like Jiraiya.

"Well, no problem, idle is idle."

Zilai also patted his chest and agreed. He also has a lot of experience in teaching students. Don't look at him as a fool, he also took care of a year-old junior ninja who just graduated.

It was the Namikaze Minato class.

Minato should have grown a lot taller now, and that child is still in puberty.

"That's right, Takagi."

Jiraiya showed an expression of 'you understand', and poked Takagi Shangren with his elbow.

"Is the young girl stalking you? Our family, Asuka, stalks me."

"Well, whether you say it's entangled or not, but it's very real to be entangled."

Generally speaking, girls are very clingy to boys they like, Takagi Naohito knows this very well, so he doesn't care too much.

"I live a very leisurely life, but I hope I can go on like this for the rest of my life."

"Who wouldn't?"

Jilai also said with great emotion: "But in a world full of wars, how can we not be affected by any waves, oh, I remembered, do you know Beiliuhu?"

"Well, I've met a few times."

"That guy is amazing now."

Jilai also said with a smile: "I don't know how he thought of it, but he used the ninjutsu he developed to grow rice with a very high yield. He went back to the village a few days ago and received a grand reception!"

"what."

Gao Mu Shangren asked in surprise: "Why don't I know?"

"How could you know that you work all day long? There is a very cute little sister beside Beiliuhu."

"Little sister, do you mean?" Gao Mu Shangren looked at Jiraiya with a perverted expression, and asked coldly: "You don't have pedophilia, right? If so, I have to think about changing teachers. "

"Are you kidding me!!!"

For this kind of thing, Zilai must also make it clear.

"It's just an ordinary compliment. It would be an exaggeration to say that cuteness is pedophilia."

"Just kidding, just kidding."

Takagi Shangren immediately apologized and said with a smile: "Don't worry, can I not trust your character? But Jiraiya, Orochimaru and Tsunade have their own way of ninja, what is your way of ninja?"

"Hmph, I'm afraid I'll scare you to death if I say it!"

Jiraiya crossed his arms and said proudly: "The way I think of ninja is: the so-called ninja is someone who can't stand the ninja, who can't bear the hunger, and becomes a thief. He can't be called a ninja at all."

"It sounds so tall, so why are you still so horny?"

"Forehead"

Jirai, who wanted to pretend to be 13, was also stunned by Takagi Shangren's words.

"Stop rambling! Tsunade also likes to gamble!!!"

"You're lustful, Tsunade likes to gamble."

Takagi Shangren snapped two fingers, and then asked Jiraiya: "Does Orochimaru have any hobbies?"

"Oshemaru? That kid usually doesn't even talk, but now I can't even hear him if I want to."

Ji Lai also sighed and said: "If you want to talk about hobbies, it means that you like to develop ninjutsu. This is what he said himself."

When it comes to Orochimaru, Jiraiya's expression is a bit regretful. He used to be his companion that he could never catch up with, and also his only competitor.

After Orochimaru 'leaved', Jiraiya's mood became a little more melancholy.

"Actually, I don't hate him very much. It's just that Tsunade said before that he likes men like Orochimaru, so I mind a little. Well, if I knew he would die, I would cherish the time with him."

"Speaking of ninja, my ninja is actually very selfish."

Zilai also kept a straight face, saying things he dared not say before.

"When I was young, my way of ninja was 'to make all the beautiful big sisters like me'. For this reason, I have worked hard, and it is only now that I am today. It is a bit shameful to do ninja."

"No, no matter what path you choose, at least Ziraiya, what you have done is going in a good way."

In Takagi's view, there is no problem with Jiraiya's ninja way, but if it is implemented, many of the methods are wrong ways.

But Jiraiya chose the stupidest and most direct way to become stronger and increase his charisma.

If he was a weak chicken, he probably wouldn't be able to catch Nadeko Asuka's heart. A ninja who is weak and unmotivated will lose value in the eyes of women.

"Compared to Takagi, your performance is worse. By the way, Takagi, do you have any medicine that can increase that time?"

"Do you need it?"

"A man will always have a time when he wants to express himself. A longer time is better than a shorter time."

"Then I can't give it to you."

Gao Mu Shangren said helplessly, "That kind of medicine is not something that can be taken indiscriminately. You must strictly control the dosage, otherwise, your heart will explode with a bang."

"."

Ji Lai was also stunned, he really didn't know that the drug was so powerful.

And Gao Mu Shangren looked at Zilai also in a daze, and finally couldn't help laughing and said: "I'm just kidding, you are still young, you don't need medicine, just adjust your mentality."

"Actually. Asuka and I have had that many times, but she hasn't gotten pregnant yet."

"what!"

This time it was Gao Mu Shangren's turn to be surprised.

"real or fake?"

Zilai also nodded and said, "Really."

"Then you might want to check it out."

(End of this chapter)