The Strongest God Cultivation System
Chapter 49 How Stupid Yang Miao is
Chapter 49 How Stupid Yang Miao is
The unbelievable fate made the three of them look at each other in blank dismay, but after a while, Yang Miao suddenly smelled a pungent smell.
"This is... What's wrong?" He asked confusedly.
"Oh, I'm still cooking..." Ran Xiaoyu remembered what she was cooking, and rushed in.
"Hey, let me do it." Yang Miao followed into the kitchen. Since he "lived together" with Ran Xiaoyu, this was the fourth time that Ran Xiaoyu had cooked.
Every time after Ran Xiaoyu cooks, Yang Miao checks to see if there is any Xeliding.
Xuan Ya also walked in, and Yang Miao complained to her as she walked,
"Stir-frying is either without oil, or without salt, or it looks like a seasoning bottle has been knocked over in the pot.
The dishes are either fried or raw.
The most capable thing is that he can make a dish both raw and cooked. . . . . . . Before Yang Miao could finish speaking, she noticed that Ran Xiaoyu's brows had already furrowed at Lao Gao, her eyes were shining brightly, and she was about to have an attack.
"This is all my cooking problem, I have to practice hard, and I must correct it.
Xiaoyu, just give me a chance, your cooking skills are so good.
Let me practice my hands too. "Yang Miao immediately "corrected when he knew the mistake", and acted according to the wind.
Xuanya was sympathetic to him at first, but Xuanya was dumbfounded by his big turn, and overturned the car directly.
she froze there
"You really have backbone!" It took her a while to realize, and she couldn't help mocking Yang Miao.
Yang Miao saw Ran Xiaoyu burst out laughing, knowing that the crisis was over, he didn't bother to listen to Xuanya's ridicule. He had experienced all kinds of blows Xuanya gave him.
Compared with Ran Xiaoyu's outburst, backbone is nothing.He did not forget that the bridge of his nose was almost broken by Ran Xiaoyu two days ago.
"No, it won't be your turn until I finish this dish.
Look, look, is there steam in my pot?
do you know?They say that the dishes made by top chefs will have pot gas. Ran Xiaoyu said excitedly, pointing at the thick black smoke from the burnt vegetables.
"That's right, that's right, you fried the dishes like this, the pot is very angry, saying that it's not his responsibility." Yang Miao replied smoothly.
Xuanya couldn't help laughing.
Ran Xiaoyu glared at Yang Miao.
It was only at the dining table that Yang Miao deeply realized why the emperors of all dynasties had the habit of killing heroes after the founding of the country.
Because it's too familiar!
"You don't know, haha, Yang Miao was so stupid when she was young." Xuanya pretended to be whispering to Ran Xiaoyu, but the voice could be heard outside the house.
"In the third or fourth grade of elementary school, he won the runner-up in some competition in the city for his composition, and just in time for the end of the semester, the principal said that he happened to hold a teaching achievement exhibition.
Before the meeting for the parents, get them in the school auditorium to show the versatility of the students one by one, and then let all the students who have won any awards in the previous semester go up to give a speech report to compete for the school.
He was arranged to be the first to give a speech. He has no experience, so the head teacher specifically asked him to thank the principal when he went up.
In fact, before asking him to give a speech, first say a few words to thank the principal, thank the teacher and so on.result. . . . . . . "Before Xuan Ya finished speaking, Pan Zi laughed out loud, Yang Miao's embarrassing body was hot.
"Eat and eat, listen to her making up nonsense." Of course he knew what Xuanya was going to talk about, so he hurriedly tried to change the subject.
"By the way, Ran Xiaoyu, is it going to rain tomorrow?" He asked Ran Xiaoyu.
Ran Xiaoyu ignored him at all, curiously asked Xuan Ya
"How did it turn out, what are you laughing at?"
Xuan Ya laughed for a while before finally stopping and saying
"As a result, Yang Miao went up and found the principal sitting there first, knelt on the stage and kowtowed several times in the direction of the principal.
The principal, teachers, and parents were all stunned.
They were all talking about what the principal did to make the kid so grateful.
The principal and head teacher sat there blushing in embarrassment.
That's right, it's the same expression as Yang Miao's now. "Xuan Ya pointed to Yang Miao and said to Ran Xiaoyu.
Ran Xiaoyu also laughed out loud.
Yang Miao poured all the dishes cooked by Ran Xiaoyu into a bowl, and started to eat, hoping that she would get food poisoning quickly so as to terminate their "talk". On the way they sent themselves to the hospital, they didn't know if they would recall it again. Considering her own advantages, Yang Miao thought angrily.
This meal was abruptly turned into a report meeting of "A practical example of how stupid Yang Miao is" by Xuanya.
The two of them were overjoyed, and Yang Miao was in so much pain that she couldn't stop blaming her body for being so good, why didn't she have any abnormal reactions after eating so many of Ran Xiaoyu's dishes.
He had no choice but to keep urging the two of them to eat quickly, and finally they finished eating.
He hurriedly asked Xuanya enthusiastically
"Have you booked a hotel yet?
Shall I take you back to the hotel myself? "
Before Xuanya could speak, Ran Xiaoyu spoke, and she gave Yang Miao a dissatisfied look.
"What kind of hotel are you staying in? The seven or eight rooms upstairs and downstairs are all empty, so why stay in a hotel?
I've already told her that it's fine to just live here.
She will live here from now on. "
Yang Miao was dumbfounded by Ran Xiaoyu's words.
after. . . . . .Just live here?
How long after?
He tried to suppress his fear and squeezed out a smile and said
"Really?
Does Xuanya mind living with me?
I sleep and snore, grind my teeth? "
Xuan Ya listened and said disdainfully
"Come on, it's not like we haven't slept.
When did you snore and grind your teeth. "When I said this, I suddenly realized that it was wrong.
Yang Miao and Ran Xiaoyu both opened their mouths and looked at themselves.
"Have you slept with Yang Miao?" Ran Xiaoyu asked with a strange expression
"No, no." Xuan Ya and Yang Miao quickly answered in unison, waving their hands.
Yang Miao glared at Xuanya viciously, Xuanya knew she was wrong, so she quickly explained
"My mother went to help my father for a while, and I had no one to take care of me, so I lived and ate at their house.
They eat and live together, but I sleep with her mother.I mean slept together at his house. "
Ran Xiaoyu forced a smile, and was obviously a little unhappy to hear her explanation, but she didn't say anything more.
Changed the subject and stopped mentioning Yang Miao, and talked about the past of the two of them.
Xuanya glanced at Yang Miao guiltily, Yang Miao really wanted to strangle her to death.
My god, can someone come and drive this woman away quickly.
He was praying secretly, when suddenly there was a thunder outside the window.
"Aha, it's thundering!
Do you want to go out and stand for a while. "Yang Miao asked Xuanya excitedly.
Both Xuanya and Ran Xiaoyu looked at him strangely, they didn't understand why Dalei was so excited, and why did they let Xuanya stand outside for a while?
(End of this chapter)
The unbelievable fate made the three of them look at each other in blank dismay, but after a while, Yang Miao suddenly smelled a pungent smell.
"This is... What's wrong?" He asked confusedly.
"Oh, I'm still cooking..." Ran Xiaoyu remembered what she was cooking, and rushed in.
"Hey, let me do it." Yang Miao followed into the kitchen. Since he "lived together" with Ran Xiaoyu, this was the fourth time that Ran Xiaoyu had cooked.
Every time after Ran Xiaoyu cooks, Yang Miao checks to see if there is any Xeliding.
Xuan Ya also walked in, and Yang Miao complained to her as she walked,
"Stir-frying is either without oil, or without salt, or it looks like a seasoning bottle has been knocked over in the pot.
The dishes are either fried or raw.
The most capable thing is that he can make a dish both raw and cooked. . . . . . . Before Yang Miao could finish speaking, she noticed that Ran Xiaoyu's brows had already furrowed at Lao Gao, her eyes were shining brightly, and she was about to have an attack.
"This is all my cooking problem, I have to practice hard, and I must correct it.
Xiaoyu, just give me a chance, your cooking skills are so good.
Let me practice my hands too. "Yang Miao immediately "corrected when he knew the mistake", and acted according to the wind.
Xuanya was sympathetic to him at first, but Xuanya was dumbfounded by his big turn, and overturned the car directly.
she froze there
"You really have backbone!" It took her a while to realize, and she couldn't help mocking Yang Miao.
Yang Miao saw Ran Xiaoyu burst out laughing, knowing that the crisis was over, he didn't bother to listen to Xuanya's ridicule. He had experienced all kinds of blows Xuanya gave him.
Compared with Ran Xiaoyu's outburst, backbone is nothing.He did not forget that the bridge of his nose was almost broken by Ran Xiaoyu two days ago.
"No, it won't be your turn until I finish this dish.
Look, look, is there steam in my pot?
do you know?They say that the dishes made by top chefs will have pot gas. Ran Xiaoyu said excitedly, pointing at the thick black smoke from the burnt vegetables.
"That's right, that's right, you fried the dishes like this, the pot is very angry, saying that it's not his responsibility." Yang Miao replied smoothly.
Xuanya couldn't help laughing.
Ran Xiaoyu glared at Yang Miao.
It was only at the dining table that Yang Miao deeply realized why the emperors of all dynasties had the habit of killing heroes after the founding of the country.
Because it's too familiar!
"You don't know, haha, Yang Miao was so stupid when she was young." Xuanya pretended to be whispering to Ran Xiaoyu, but the voice could be heard outside the house.
"In the third or fourth grade of elementary school, he won the runner-up in some competition in the city for his composition, and just in time for the end of the semester, the principal said that he happened to hold a teaching achievement exhibition.
Before the meeting for the parents, get them in the school auditorium to show the versatility of the students one by one, and then let all the students who have won any awards in the previous semester go up to give a speech report to compete for the school.
He was arranged to be the first to give a speech. He has no experience, so the head teacher specifically asked him to thank the principal when he went up.
In fact, before asking him to give a speech, first say a few words to thank the principal, thank the teacher and so on.result. . . . . . . "Before Xuan Ya finished speaking, Pan Zi laughed out loud, Yang Miao's embarrassing body was hot.
"Eat and eat, listen to her making up nonsense." Of course he knew what Xuanya was going to talk about, so he hurriedly tried to change the subject.
"By the way, Ran Xiaoyu, is it going to rain tomorrow?" He asked Ran Xiaoyu.
Ran Xiaoyu ignored him at all, curiously asked Xuan Ya
"How did it turn out, what are you laughing at?"
Xuan Ya laughed for a while before finally stopping and saying
"As a result, Yang Miao went up and found the principal sitting there first, knelt on the stage and kowtowed several times in the direction of the principal.
The principal, teachers, and parents were all stunned.
They were all talking about what the principal did to make the kid so grateful.
The principal and head teacher sat there blushing in embarrassment.
That's right, it's the same expression as Yang Miao's now. "Xuan Ya pointed to Yang Miao and said to Ran Xiaoyu.
Ran Xiaoyu also laughed out loud.
Yang Miao poured all the dishes cooked by Ran Xiaoyu into a bowl, and started to eat, hoping that she would get food poisoning quickly so as to terminate their "talk". On the way they sent themselves to the hospital, they didn't know if they would recall it again. Considering her own advantages, Yang Miao thought angrily.
This meal was abruptly turned into a report meeting of "A practical example of how stupid Yang Miao is" by Xuanya.
The two of them were overjoyed, and Yang Miao was in so much pain that she couldn't stop blaming her body for being so good, why didn't she have any abnormal reactions after eating so many of Ran Xiaoyu's dishes.
He had no choice but to keep urging the two of them to eat quickly, and finally they finished eating.
He hurriedly asked Xuanya enthusiastically
"Have you booked a hotel yet?
Shall I take you back to the hotel myself? "
Before Xuanya could speak, Ran Xiaoyu spoke, and she gave Yang Miao a dissatisfied look.
"What kind of hotel are you staying in? The seven or eight rooms upstairs and downstairs are all empty, so why stay in a hotel?
I've already told her that it's fine to just live here.
She will live here from now on. "
Yang Miao was dumbfounded by Ran Xiaoyu's words.
after. . . . . .Just live here?
How long after?
He tried to suppress his fear and squeezed out a smile and said
"Really?
Does Xuanya mind living with me?
I sleep and snore, grind my teeth? "
Xuan Ya listened and said disdainfully
"Come on, it's not like we haven't slept.
When did you snore and grind your teeth. "When I said this, I suddenly realized that it was wrong.
Yang Miao and Ran Xiaoyu both opened their mouths and looked at themselves.
"Have you slept with Yang Miao?" Ran Xiaoyu asked with a strange expression
"No, no." Xuan Ya and Yang Miao quickly answered in unison, waving their hands.
Yang Miao glared at Xuanya viciously, Xuanya knew she was wrong, so she quickly explained
"My mother went to help my father for a while, and I had no one to take care of me, so I lived and ate at their house.
They eat and live together, but I sleep with her mother.I mean slept together at his house. "
Ran Xiaoyu forced a smile, and was obviously a little unhappy to hear her explanation, but she didn't say anything more.
Changed the subject and stopped mentioning Yang Miao, and talked about the past of the two of them.
Xuanya glanced at Yang Miao guiltily, Yang Miao really wanted to strangle her to death.
My god, can someone come and drive this woman away quickly.
He was praying secretly, when suddenly there was a thunder outside the window.
"Aha, it's thundering!
Do you want to go out and stand for a while. "Yang Miao asked Xuanya excitedly.
Both Xuanya and Ran Xiaoyu looked at him strangely, they didn't understand why Dalei was so excited, and why did they let Xuanya stand outside for a while?
(End of this chapter)
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