When the system encounters psychosis

Chapter 104 Are you still awake?

Gu Xiaotian hurriedly took his mobile phone and curiously scrolled through the comments of netizens.

Famous flowers have owners, let me loosen the soil: This is at Shen Yuelan's birthday party, and they kissed in front of so many people, so open!
My mirror is fat again: I think they must have been drunk, otherwise they would not be able to kiss on this occasion, but this is also true!

I hope to win the hearts of the people so as not to have old blind dates: He Lanxue should have been there at the time, right?Imagine if I were Helan Xue, my feeling at the time would be... ouch, I can't do it... If only I were as beautiful as her!Must thank God thank you!
Mentally disabled children are more happy: Thank you for paralysis, please see my ID.

I'm sick, do you have medicine: But aren't Gu Xiaotian and He Lanxue getting engaged next month?Why did you get together with Miss Shen's family at this time?This is too effortless!

Just playing around in bed: Playboy?What age is this TM!You can go back to the primitive people upstairs.

Don't stop the dog: Isn't that the Japanese?

I'm a puppy: look at my ID upstairs, please leave a contact information?Guaranteed to be obedient, you will not stop and never stop!
I only envy mandarin ducks and don't donate blood: I curse that the two crooked buildings above have no dicks.

I'm a puppy: It's fine if my boyfriend has a penis, and it doesn't matter if mine is cut off.

Don't come here and you're still a dog: Fuck, this content is a bit rich, I have to digest it well.

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"Ah, these bastards actually tilted the building!" Gu Xiaotian said angrily, and he was not in the mood to read the comments anymore. He turned to look at He Lanxue and asked, "Xuexue, are you not angry?"

"I know what happened, so of course I won't be angry, and we were just playing games at the time, and you don't really have anything to do with Sister Yuelan." He Lanxue replied.

"It's fine if you don't get angry, they can think whatever they want! Anyway, we are not afraid of dirty mouths." Gu Xiaotian snorted.

Hearing this, He Lanxue frowned slightly: "Of course we're fine, but we're afraid that others will misunderstand Sister Yuelan, how can we bear her violent temper!"

Hearing He Lanxue's words, Gu Xiaotian couldn't help but sternly said: "If you let me know who did this in the future, I promise not to fuck him!"

Seeing this, He Lanxue didn't say a word. In a situation like this, where can I find the instigator? At this moment, he didn't care about Gu Xiaotian's words.

Gu Xiaotian forked the news and scrolled down again, looked at it, suddenly burst into laughter, and handed the phone to He Lanxue: "Look, Xuexue, this news is even more explosive than me and Xiaofa!"

He Lanxue hurriedly tilted her head to lean on Gu Xiaotian's shoulder, and saw another news on the phone, which was a photo of Ma Xun and Zhao Xingchen kissing together. The title was even more exaggerated than Gu Xiaotian's: Changchat and Xinghai fit together hot!The two sons kissed fiercely.

"Haha... These two guys are much hotter than me and Xiaofa. This shot is really clear, and they are all frontal. I have to take a good look at the opinions of netizens."

As Gu Xiaotian said, he scrolled down the comments.

Summer is a ferocious season: these two, I'll go!Help downstairs to see if they stick out their tongues?
Aloof and incompetent: I'm not interested in sticking out my tongue, but I know it must be.

Tomatoes who love to eat tomatoes: The upstairs is very connotative.

I'm going to tear down Naihe Bridge: After all, the same sex is true love, and the opposite sex is just for reproduction. We should respect them, you scumbags are called chicken feathers!
Danengmao: Take me upstairs, I will also demolish it together. My dad’s demolition team has demolished many bridges, and I have long wanted to demolish Naihe Bridge.

Posture determines fate: I looked at your ID upstairs for a long time and didn't understand it. Is it a new breed?
The pig was thinking backwards and forwards: I think you are a new breed, with an underdeveloped IQ.

Downstairs is the son upstairs: Fuck NM upstairs, your ID even cheats your father!
Upstairs is his grandson upstairs: I didn't want to be on this floor after seeing the ID upstairs, so I hurried to register a new account, and finally felt that I didn't suffer too much, cute!

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"These shitty things are crooking the building again!" Gu Xiaotian cursed depressingly, and turned off the phone.

The people involved in these two pieces of news are all well-known families in Tiandi City and even the whole country. It is no wonder that the netizens are so excited.

Gu Century Group, almost everyone who has done online shopping knows about it; Qianfan.com, the largest search engine in the country, is almost used in the entire Huaguo.

Talk about technology, who doesn't have a CC number?And having a CC number is considered outdated, after all, it is often necessary to make others envious of "people with two CC numbers"; Xinghai Media, that is the number one entertainment group in the hearts of star chasers and movie fans.

He Lanxue also understood this in her heart, and she shook her head helplessly and smiled at this moment: "The news is so lively now, I guess even the news about Mu Lan's new album will be suppressed by these two news."

Hearing He Lanxue's words, Gu Xiaotian hurriedly took out his phone again, turned to the real-time popularity list, and saw that No.1 was news about him and Shen Yuelan, No.2 was about Ma Xun and Zhao Xingchen, and No.3 was news about him and Shen Yuelan. It was the news that Mu Lan held the first signing event at Helfis High School on Saturday.

And No.4...is actually a happy birthday song. Gu Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help laughing: "Look, Xuexue, this happy birthday song is already on the list."

"Oh?" He Lanxue hurriedly moved her head, and then couldn't help pursing her lips: "This shows that your song is really popular! Maybe someone will really use this song for their birthday in the future! "

When Gu Xiaotian heard this, he frowned slightly: "Then should I go door-to-door to collect copyright fees?"

He Lanxue froze for a moment, subconsciously wanted to laugh, but then felt that what Gu Xiaotian said was indeed reasonable, he was indeed the first person to sing this song.

He Lanxue thought for a while, then smiled softly: "Let's forget it! It's quite troublesome to deal with this matter, and we don't miss the copyright fee. Let them sing if they like it!"

"I'm just talking casually, how can I have the same knowledge as these mortals!" Gu Xiaotian laughed indifferently.

Hearing this, He Lanxue also smiled, but then she said worriedly: "This news is nothing to us, but I don't know if sister Yuelan will be in trouble..."

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Shen Yuelan was driving to school when her cell phone rang suddenly.

After the call was connected, Shen Yunlang's voice came from the opposite side: "Yuelan, what happened last night? I was in the main hall with my father to accompany the guests. Why did you kiss Xiaotian!"

Hearing Shen Yunlang's words, Shen Yuelan subconsciously thought that someone ran to report the news, and explained lightly: "I didn't kiss Xiaotian, don't listen to people talking nonsense, Xuexue was there at the time! She can also testify about this matter , with the current relationship between Xuexue and Xiaotian, you don't think she will give false testimony for me, do you?"

"Then why is it in the headlines?"

"What news headlines?" Shen Yuelan didn't know why for a while, and said blankly: "Are you still awake? Hurry up and catch up on sleep! I don't answer the phone while driving."

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone with a snap.

Shen Yunlang: "..."

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