When the system encounters psychosis
Chapter 136 Are you still afraid that I will eat you?
Chapter 136 Are you still afraid that I will eat you?
"What's wrong? Did I say something wrong?" Gu Xiaotian raised his head and shouted.
Shen Yuelan took a deep breath, and patted her chest: "Didn't you just ask when Xuexue met? Let me tell you, Xuexue slept in my house before, sharing the same bed with me, or the same quilt!"
"What? You shameless little face paralyzed, even my wife dares to sleep, I think you are too old! Don't think I dare not beat you because I'm dressed formally today! I'm fucking you! "
As Gu Xiaotian said, he angrily pulled up an arm-long branch under the tree and threw it at Shen Yuelan.
Fortunately, Shen Yuelan had quick eyesight and quick hands, and when she saw Gu Xiaotian pulling out the flowers, she realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly hid behind the big tree next to her.
Gu Xiaotian took the flowers and rushed up: "How dare you hide behind a tree, I tell you that you have facial paralysis, even if you hide in the women's toilet today, I will drag you out and throw you back into the cesspit!"
"..." Seeing this, Shen Yuelan refused to sit still. She pulled out a flower at her feet and started a fight with Gu Xiaotian. She still refused to admit defeat and shouted: "I am really not afraid of you! Even your wife can sleep with you. I still can't sleep with you... Bah, bah, bah..."
So, after the 20-second "war"...
Gu Xiaotian and Shen Yuelan are fine, but the two flowers are already bald, and they are exempt from shaving if they become monks.
The two held on to the tree and kept panting, and finally threw the two bare poles at each other in a tacit understanding.
Gu Xiaotian turned his head to look, and saw that He Lanxue was answering the phone, his face was a little unhappy, probably something happened,
Immediately, he was in no mood to pay attention to Shen Yuelan, and hurried over.
"What happened to Xuexue?"
"You two are done talking?" He Lanxue just hung up the phone and said angrily.
Gu Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, then wiped the sweat from his brow: "Not sure yet!"
He Lanxue: "..."
"Who is this phone call from? I think you don't look very well." Gu Xiaotian asked anxiously.
"Who could it be! That little brother of mine!" He Lanxue sighed helplessly: "He borrowed money from others, and he spent it lavishly. Now he can't afford it, and he is being pestered by others!"
"Someone dares to pester Xiaorui's younger brother? Are you looking for death!" Gu Xiaotian became angry when he heard it: "Don't they know that Xiaorui's brother-in-law is me? Go Xuexue, I will teach them a lesson! It must be done!" Give them some red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple to see!"
"..." He Lanxue was stunned for a moment, and said "color" as "red orange yellow green blue blue purple" probably only this guy in front of him could do it.
But in any case, it is Helanrui who owes others money, and he will take care of his own losses first. Those who can lend money to Helanrui must have a relatively rich family background. They are more or less people with some status in Tiandi City, so they really can’t run away. Beating people up adds to the trouble.
"Forget it, Xiao Tian, I'll just help Xiao Rui pay back the money." He Lanxue laughed.
"So he asked you for money? Why don't he just ask his parents?" Gu Xiaotian asked.
He Lanxue smiled helplessly: "If he dared to find his parents, he wouldn't call me."
"..." Gu Xiaotian was speechless.
"Okay, I have to go and have a look first, you go to Sister Yuelan's house to get the cat!" He Lanxue said.
As soon as the cat was mentioned, Gu Xiaotian remembered that there was still this matter. After struggling for a while, he said: "Then I won't go with you. Give me a call when the matter is resolved. If it doesn't work out, I'll go there again."
"Okay." He Lanxue nodded with a smile, but she knew in her heart that all she needed to do was to pay back the money owed, and they wouldn't be on the line, so how could it be unjust.
Shen Yuelan handed the key to He Lanxue: "Then you drive my car! I'll take Xiao... Brother Fanfan's car."
"Brother Feifan? You are obviously disrespecting Feifan! It's really not big or small."
"..."
Shen Yuelan's words must have been changed to extraordinary because she didn't want to say "Xiaotian" on purpose, but she didn't know whether this guy pretended not to understand on purpose, or if he really didn't understand, anyway, she thought it was right to ignore it.
After He Lanxue took the key, said goodbye to the two, and walked quickly towards He Lanxue's sports car.
Gu Xiaotian turned his head to look around and saw Fei Fei standing in the distance, so he called out, "Fan Fei, why did you run so far? Let's go."
"Alright young master." Fei Fei walked over quickly.
After the three of them got into the car, Gu Xiaotian, who was sitting in the co-pilot, said, "Let's go to Xiaofa's house to get the cat first."
……
In less than half an hour, the car stopped at the entrance of Shen's villa.
After Gu Xiaotian and Shen Yuelan got out of the car, they turned around and saw Fei Fei was still in the car.
"Master, I won't go, I'll take a rest in the car." Fei Fei said with a smile.
Gu Xiaotian thought about it, he was just going to get a cat, so he nodded and didn't say much.
The two walked directly into the villa. Gu Xiaotian looked around and saw two people lying under a parasol near the Xianxian River in the north. He couldn't help wondering: "Who are they?"
"My brother and my sister-in-law." Shen Yuelan replied.
"Oh... so Shen Yunlang... Yunlang... Brother Yunlang is already married!" Gu Xiaotian was slightly surprised.
It's just that he was a little entangled in the address of Shen Yunlang. It was not right to call Shen Yunlang, and it didn't feel right to call him Yun Lang directly, so he finally imitated He Lanxue and called him Brother Yunlang.
"I'm not married yet, but it's a certainty, and the wedding is coming soon." Shen Yuelan said calmly.
"Oh, let's go upstairs and get the cat!"
The voices of the two were relatively low, and the distance was tens of meters away, so Shen Yunlang didn't hear any movement here.
It's just that Gu Xiaotian is a little curious about what Shen Yunlang's fiancée looks like. In fact, most people will definitely be curious when encountering such a thing.
But he was too embarrassed to rush over to see what other people were like... If it was him in the past, he might really have done this, but now, he thinks it's a bit embarrassing.
The two went directly into the main hall one after the other, Shen Zhongyu and Zhong Wenxiu were not at home, Gu Xiaotian just saved some politeness.
Shen Yuelan, who was walking in front, stopped suddenly, Gu Xiaotian didn't have the slightest precaution, so he bumped into her back directly, and a faint scent of fragrance hit his nose.
Shen Yuelan turned around 180 degrees and glared at him: "Don't you look at the road when you walk?"
Gu Xiaotian rubbed his nose, also very unhappy: "Who knew you suddenly slammed on the brakes! What do you want to do?"
"..." Shen Yuelan knew that she couldn't reason about it, so she said angrily: "Before I get the cat, I'll show you something first, go to my room."
After finishing speaking, Shen Yuelan walked upstairs.
"What do you want me to see?" Gu Xiaotian frowned.
"You'll know it after reading it. Are you afraid that I'll eat you?"
Gu Xiaotian nodded seriously: "I'm afraid!"
Shen Yuelan: "..."
……
(End of this chapter)
"What's wrong? Did I say something wrong?" Gu Xiaotian raised his head and shouted.
Shen Yuelan took a deep breath, and patted her chest: "Didn't you just ask when Xuexue met? Let me tell you, Xuexue slept in my house before, sharing the same bed with me, or the same quilt!"
"What? You shameless little face paralyzed, even my wife dares to sleep, I think you are too old! Don't think I dare not beat you because I'm dressed formally today! I'm fucking you! "
As Gu Xiaotian said, he angrily pulled up an arm-long branch under the tree and threw it at Shen Yuelan.
Fortunately, Shen Yuelan had quick eyesight and quick hands, and when she saw Gu Xiaotian pulling out the flowers, she realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly hid behind the big tree next to her.
Gu Xiaotian took the flowers and rushed up: "How dare you hide behind a tree, I tell you that you have facial paralysis, even if you hide in the women's toilet today, I will drag you out and throw you back into the cesspit!"
"..." Seeing this, Shen Yuelan refused to sit still. She pulled out a flower at her feet and started a fight with Gu Xiaotian. She still refused to admit defeat and shouted: "I am really not afraid of you! Even your wife can sleep with you. I still can't sleep with you... Bah, bah, bah..."
So, after the 20-second "war"...
Gu Xiaotian and Shen Yuelan are fine, but the two flowers are already bald, and they are exempt from shaving if they become monks.
The two held on to the tree and kept panting, and finally threw the two bare poles at each other in a tacit understanding.
Gu Xiaotian turned his head to look, and saw that He Lanxue was answering the phone, his face was a little unhappy, probably something happened,
Immediately, he was in no mood to pay attention to Shen Yuelan, and hurried over.
"What happened to Xuexue?"
"You two are done talking?" He Lanxue just hung up the phone and said angrily.
Gu Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, then wiped the sweat from his brow: "Not sure yet!"
He Lanxue: "..."
"Who is this phone call from? I think you don't look very well." Gu Xiaotian asked anxiously.
"Who could it be! That little brother of mine!" He Lanxue sighed helplessly: "He borrowed money from others, and he spent it lavishly. Now he can't afford it, and he is being pestered by others!"
"Someone dares to pester Xiaorui's younger brother? Are you looking for death!" Gu Xiaotian became angry when he heard it: "Don't they know that Xiaorui's brother-in-law is me? Go Xuexue, I will teach them a lesson! It must be done!" Give them some red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple to see!"
"..." He Lanxue was stunned for a moment, and said "color" as "red orange yellow green blue blue purple" probably only this guy in front of him could do it.
But in any case, it is Helanrui who owes others money, and he will take care of his own losses first. Those who can lend money to Helanrui must have a relatively rich family background. They are more or less people with some status in Tiandi City, so they really can’t run away. Beating people up adds to the trouble.
"Forget it, Xiao Tian, I'll just help Xiao Rui pay back the money." He Lanxue laughed.
"So he asked you for money? Why don't he just ask his parents?" Gu Xiaotian asked.
He Lanxue smiled helplessly: "If he dared to find his parents, he wouldn't call me."
"..." Gu Xiaotian was speechless.
"Okay, I have to go and have a look first, you go to Sister Yuelan's house to get the cat!" He Lanxue said.
As soon as the cat was mentioned, Gu Xiaotian remembered that there was still this matter. After struggling for a while, he said: "Then I won't go with you. Give me a call when the matter is resolved. If it doesn't work out, I'll go there again."
"Okay." He Lanxue nodded with a smile, but she knew in her heart that all she needed to do was to pay back the money owed, and they wouldn't be on the line, so how could it be unjust.
Shen Yuelan handed the key to He Lanxue: "Then you drive my car! I'll take Xiao... Brother Fanfan's car."
"Brother Feifan? You are obviously disrespecting Feifan! It's really not big or small."
"..."
Shen Yuelan's words must have been changed to extraordinary because she didn't want to say "Xiaotian" on purpose, but she didn't know whether this guy pretended not to understand on purpose, or if he really didn't understand, anyway, she thought it was right to ignore it.
After He Lanxue took the key, said goodbye to the two, and walked quickly towards He Lanxue's sports car.
Gu Xiaotian turned his head to look around and saw Fei Fei standing in the distance, so he called out, "Fan Fei, why did you run so far? Let's go."
"Alright young master." Fei Fei walked over quickly.
After the three of them got into the car, Gu Xiaotian, who was sitting in the co-pilot, said, "Let's go to Xiaofa's house to get the cat first."
……
In less than half an hour, the car stopped at the entrance of Shen's villa.
After Gu Xiaotian and Shen Yuelan got out of the car, they turned around and saw Fei Fei was still in the car.
"Master, I won't go, I'll take a rest in the car." Fei Fei said with a smile.
Gu Xiaotian thought about it, he was just going to get a cat, so he nodded and didn't say much.
The two walked directly into the villa. Gu Xiaotian looked around and saw two people lying under a parasol near the Xianxian River in the north. He couldn't help wondering: "Who are they?"
"My brother and my sister-in-law." Shen Yuelan replied.
"Oh... so Shen Yunlang... Yunlang... Brother Yunlang is already married!" Gu Xiaotian was slightly surprised.
It's just that he was a little entangled in the address of Shen Yunlang. It was not right to call Shen Yunlang, and it didn't feel right to call him Yun Lang directly, so he finally imitated He Lanxue and called him Brother Yunlang.
"I'm not married yet, but it's a certainty, and the wedding is coming soon." Shen Yuelan said calmly.
"Oh, let's go upstairs and get the cat!"
The voices of the two were relatively low, and the distance was tens of meters away, so Shen Yunlang didn't hear any movement here.
It's just that Gu Xiaotian is a little curious about what Shen Yunlang's fiancée looks like. In fact, most people will definitely be curious when encountering such a thing.
But he was too embarrassed to rush over to see what other people were like... If it was him in the past, he might really have done this, but now, he thinks it's a bit embarrassing.
The two went directly into the main hall one after the other, Shen Zhongyu and Zhong Wenxiu were not at home, Gu Xiaotian just saved some politeness.
Shen Yuelan, who was walking in front, stopped suddenly, Gu Xiaotian didn't have the slightest precaution, so he bumped into her back directly, and a faint scent of fragrance hit his nose.
Shen Yuelan turned around 180 degrees and glared at him: "Don't you look at the road when you walk?"
Gu Xiaotian rubbed his nose, also very unhappy: "Who knew you suddenly slammed on the brakes! What do you want to do?"
"..." Shen Yuelan knew that she couldn't reason about it, so she said angrily: "Before I get the cat, I'll show you something first, go to my room."
After finishing speaking, Shen Yuelan walked upstairs.
"What do you want me to see?" Gu Xiaotian frowned.
"You'll know it after reading it. Are you afraid that I'll eat you?"
Gu Xiaotian nodded seriously: "I'm afraid!"
Shen Yuelan: "..."
……
(End of this chapter)
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