Earth Invasion

Chapter 13
When we arrived in Qingdao, it was already past four o'clock in the afternoon.Zhang Mai got off the maglev subway, and instead of going to Wang Keyi's house, he went to a fitness club in the city center.Two people contacted each other in the car.He didn't stay at home either, but came to the club to box.Wang Keyi didn't waste his size, and he has a little reputation in amateur fighting competitions.

This club is a comprehensive club. It not only has fighting events, but also various physical training, hip-hop, yoga and so on.In addition, the owner of the club is a wicked guy, he arranged the physical training area very close to the boxing ring.All day long, a group of [-]-year-old wolves and [-]-year-old mature women scrambled to see the two young men on the boxing ring having sex.After coming and going, it has become the unique sign of this club.

"I'm so stupid that you panicked because of carelessness." Zhang Mai also suffered the same treatment when he was walking towards the arena area with his travel bag.The stare, as naked as a particle beam weapon, gave Zhang goosebumps all over his body.

"It's fine if you get used to it. Besides, I won't lose a piece of meat." Wang Ke said sorry to a club member he had been training with on the stage, and then got off the stage.As he walked, he tore off the wrapping of his boxing gloves with his mouth.

"There is no one who wants to pick you up." Zhang Mai sat on the side and threw a big towel to Wang Keyi.Lao Ke took off the protective gear, put the towel over his head, and slowly recovered his breath.

"Die! I don't care. I'm hungry. Hey, your kid quarreled with the family? Why?"

"It's not because of my internship." Throwing a bottle of energy drink to Lao Ke, Zhang Mai found two more people on the stage, who seemed to be practicing Sanda without shoes.

"I don't understand your kid's thoughts. How comfortable it is to stay in China." Wang Keyi leaned on the sofa, his eyes drifted to the body area.There happened to be a few young girls who came to practice their bodies during this time period, wearing tight gym suits, they looked quite seductive.

"Just treat me as a sophomore in middle school."

"What do you mean when you are in the second grade, you are the second grader." Wang Keyi complained mercilessly, "I envy you, I can't do it if I dare to think and do it. Now that the career planning system has recommended I do this business, and I don’t hate it myself, so let’s do it. It’s not just for insurance, I don’t want to buy so many luxury goods.”

"Yes, yes, you can be a good house husband for your queen." Zhang Mai leaned on the sofa with his hands behind his head, "I have liked old movies since I was a child, and I can dream of them even in my dreams. I always think , someday I can direct a movie or write a movie script by myself. It’s a pity that domestic liberal arts students are not welcome. The planning system actually recommended me a space major. Ha, others squeezed their heads, I don't want to do it."

"If you want to do it, how far you have to fall behind us." Wang Keyi continued to complain, "You are the first one in the department to complete all the work subjects of humanoid synchronous construction machinery. And at the same time complete three kinds of subjects: none, micro, and normal. Operation courses under gravity conditions. If you don’t let the teacher catch the poor, who will be caught? Shit, if you really want to be idle, go to the asteroid belt to mine. You kid is definitely a master at driving UFP (Universal stepping fighting platform) .”

"Shit, curse me, you just want me to drive an F.U.C.K." Both of them laughed.

The term Zhang Mai has a history. UFP, a humanoid combat weapon that was improved from space engineering machinery and operated with a controlled layout, was just entering service.The NATO Combat Command gave it an extremely dragging name-Future Unconventional Warfare Combat Armor, English is FutureUnconventionalwarfareCombatKnightarmour.

Then, after connecting the first English letters, it becomes F. U. c. K.

This is the most widely circulated joke in the world for decades.

"If I really go to the asteroid belt to become a pirate, my father won't break my legs." Zhang Mai scolded while laughing, "Talk to you about serious things, you guys have no good intentions."

"That's serious." Wang Ke stopped laughing, "If you want me to say, just go to L3, it's no big deal. You are not the kind of young man who has no skills under his hands. If you are not satisfied, you will go back to the old man. Let’s do it, and besides, it’s better to travel thousands of miles than to read thousands of books. You’ve got 240 thousand miles, and you’re so awesome.”

"Come on, I still sit on the ground and travel [-] miles a day, and I read [-] volumes of books every day while sleeping. Is it reliable?"

"Okay, don't think about it, just go if you have to. If you can't come back, the Frenchman dares to detain you. Come, play a game with me." Said, Wang Ke threw a pair of gloves to Zhang Mai.

"Fuck, you are a professional and beat me as an amateur."

"What kind of professional is not professional, let's play. Master Sun! Give me a protective gear for this buddy, and the fee will be deducted from my card!"

After some punching, the two guys showered at the club before heading home together.Knowing that Zhang Mai was coming, Wang Keyi's parents suggested going out to eat.After a meal of authentic Jiaodong cuisine, Wang Keyi's parents went home first, and Zhang Mai and Zhang Mai planned to go out for a walk, and went to the disco to watch pole dancing. They heard that there were Assyrians.

"How did they get in?" Zhang Mai somewhat didn't understand the issue of the Assyrians in the SCO territory, especially in Greater China.

"Don't we have three prohibitions, no trading, no killing, and at the same time, we don't allow Assyrians without normal status to enter. We have not established diplomatic relations with any Assyrian country, and we do not recognize those who do not even have passports abroad. Assyrians. How did these people get in here?"

Western countries have always called Assyrians Alfu, but the Shanghai Cooperation Organization does not have this habit. Whether it is official or private, they just call them Assyrians.These people are performing acrobatics rather than pole dancing.And that natural colorful hair color cannot be imitated by bleaching and dyeing.

"Honor to Earthlings." When the two came out of the disco, Wang Keyi was a little unsatisfied, "In the past two years, there have been very few Assyrians taken directly, and more people were cheated or directly bought from Assyrians. The Assyrian that Xiaofeng's father bought was cheated from Assyria."

Suddenly talking about the monitor's housework, both of them fell silent.After a while, Zhang Mai said, "Aren't you going to visit the monitor's house? By the way, she is following her father or her mother now."

"Myself." Wang Ke twitched his lips, "Uncle Chen is abroad with his little wife, and her mother hasn't come back since she was in L4."

"Fuck me, then what are you talking about here, go! Go..."

"I said, Maizi, Maizi! Let's take a long-term plan...Let me think twice..."

We have said that Wang Keyi has the problem of being cowardly in real matters.After Zhang Mai called Mr. Kai's family and pushed Wang Keyi over, the guy groaned there for a long time without saying a fart.

This is so infuriating!Zhang Mai looked at Lao Ke dancing and dancing from the corner of the safety ladder, but couldn't say anything decisive.The squad leader's eyes have changed from anticipation to impatience.No, buddy has to add fire to you.

"Old Ke!" Zhang Mai rushed out from the stairs.

"Ah?" Wang Ke said with all his heart, Maizi, why don't you tell me to come by myself?As soon as he turned his head, Zhang Mai kicked his ass.The blessed Wang Keyi finally took advantage of the situation and threw the squad leader to the ground.Then Zhang Mai ran away.

"Hey! I said Maizi...you are not! Xiaofeng, listen to my explanation, this is gravity, and it is the earth's fault!"

"Wang Keyi! Get out of the way, you're dying!"

"No, Xiaofeng, listen to me..."

"Don't listen! Come down quickly, let others see... eh~"

...It seems that Wang Ke has been kissing her directly!

Walking on the street, Zhang Mai couldn't help but gave a wry smile, and then slapped himself hard.

As expected, I can only watch you from afar...

　The next play is about to go to space
　　
　
(End of this chapter)