gluttonous adventure king

Chapter 1 Digging the Corner of SHism
On the edge of the mountain, in a peaceful small village, a listless voice sounded: "Brothers, this is my ration."

Fang Hong looked helplessly at the quadcopter behind him.

This thing is said to be an aircraft. It looks like a scrap iron dumpling with four spiral wings, but it is extremely powerful.

So much so that Fang Hong didn't want it to be so powerful.

"There are still two hours, I can't bear it!"

The reason why Fang Hong slandered was because he was passively live broadcasting.

A few days ago, Fang Hong was inexplicably bumped into by this iron ball, and thus became entangled.

This Tietuanzi is a Raoshizi live broadcast device, and its main function is to broadcast live.

After the video craze from 2005 to 09, the live broadcast craze officially hit in 2010.

The first is Fox TV, DOTA2 has just become popular, LOL has also entered the era of national servers, and the live broadcast rooms of various game anchors are crowded.

Subsequently, the live broadcast of the battle took away a large number of DOTAERs by virtue of the live broadcast of TI1, forming an era of double strength.

Then, the situation became incomprehensible, and various live broadcast websites sprung up like mushrooms after rain.

Some live streaming sites became popular for no reason.

Fang Hong was suspecting that among so many anchors, there might be some people who had the same experience as himself.

This aircraft cannot be smashed, shaken off, or avoided.

Moreover, it requires Fang Hong to broadcast live for [-] hours a day. If he does not take the initiative to broadcast live, he will take the initiative to open it.

A few days ago, Fang Hong experienced the worst time in his life, and his father passed away.

At this time, this aircraft came to the door, which made Fang Hong extremely distressed.

Is it a live broadcast of filial piety?Therefore, Fang Hong slept for five consecutive days during the live broadcast.

Although there are not many people in the live broadcast room, the title of ID: Smoking Gun's Sense of Mission is resounding in Panda.

Everyone knows that there is a male anchor who sleeps live every day, and this wave of 6 soars, people don't want to know.

However, the audience is not stupid, they are discussing in other live broadcast rooms, so the live broadcast room of Fang Hong, who is passive and sabotage, is not popular at all.

Until today, Fang Hong decided to take the initiative to broadcast live, so as not to be sleepy by live broadcast again.

Early in the morning, Fang Hong started the live broadcast after waking up, wandering around the country roads, and live broadcasting by the reservoir.

The appearance of this aircraft is poor, but the picture quality is not good, and the scenery is extremely beautiful.

"Hey, the anchor doesn't need to sleep in 4K high-definition live broadcast today?"

The aircraft of the dog day, the night mode is not good enough, you can see clearly without turning on the lights, and the night shooting mode does not affect the image quality.

This is also a hot spot for viewers to complain about. Sleeping in high-definition live broadcast, if you are a female anchor, you may become popular, but it is a pity that you are a man.

The reason why it is called the audience is because this group of tourists are not Fang Hong's fans at all, but came to watch the excitement.

When it was near noon, Fang Hong was gurgling on an empty stomach, so he remembered that he needed to eat, so he picked food in the mountains.

This is northern Sichuan. There is a very common and delicious plant.

Of course, this is the view of the locals. In the eyes of outsiders, this plant is very disgusting.

It is Zheergen - Houttuynia cordata.

On the ridge of the field, Fang Hong dug up a lot of Houttuynia cordata, but it was still far from a dish.

By this time, Fang Hong had already arrived in the village, and Fang Hong was still searching.

"Second forced the anchor to pick that thing and eat it?"

"Whether he can eat or not, it's better than sleeping in a live broadcast."

"If the anchor is willing to sleep with his girlfriend, it will definitely look good."

"666, force the rhythm."

Fang Hong was extremely unaccustomed to following the aircraft behind him, but due to embarrassment, he continued to explain listlessly.

"This thing is called zheergen, which is Houttuynia cordata. It has a delicate fragrance. Houttuynia cordata is pungent in taste and cold in nature. It belongs to the lung meridian. It can clear away heat and detoxify, reduce swelling and treat sores, diuresis and dehumidification, clear heat and stop dysentery. To invigorate the stomach and eliminate food, it can be used to treat excess heat, heat toxin, damp evil, lung abscess caused by disease heat, sore swelling and poison, hemorrhoids, blood in the stool, spleen and stomach heat accumulation, etc."

"I, Cao, are you chanting scriptures, anchor?"

After digging, Fang Hong came to a section of earth wall and saw the leaves of zheergen, so he squatted at the bottom of the wall and started digging.

On the category page, the cover was stuck in this place, and a man squatted obscenely under the wall, with his back to the audience.

Many tourists saw it, and immediately felt a grooving in their hearts, actually live broadcasting urination and defecation?
After clicking in, the live broadcast page has exploded.

"Hahaha, I'm going to report it!"

"Anchor poaching the corner of SH doctrine live, where is the Super Tube?"

"666!"

Fang Hong raised his head helplessly. On this section of the dirt wall, there was a sentence written: "SH doctrine is good, boys and girls..." The second half of the wall collapsed, and the words could not be read.

However, Fang Hong still remembers from his memory, this sentence is that SH doctrine is good, and having boys and girls is the same way to get rich.

The newcomers were blown out by the barrage.

"He works in the editorial department of UC! This headline party!"

Fang Hong dug and turned his head: "New friend, I'm digging Houttuynia cordata." After speaking, he turned back to dig.

"666, it really is poaching the corner of SHism. Do you know that this Houttuynia cordata is shared by the village?"

ID7732: "Send ten pieces of bamboo."

"So picky? Is this kind of atmosphere unique to this live broadcast room?"

Hearing the gift, one can understand that this live broadcast platform is Panda, a live broadcast website created by Wang Pangpang, the Disciplinary Committee of the entertainment industry who switches between the son of the richest man and the son of the second richest man. With a local tyrant character, he will definitely spend money to rush to the forefront.

Just as everyone complained, the screen suddenly shook, and then the entire wall collapsed, dust everywhere.

Everyone was taken aback, and the bullet screen went blank for a moment.

At this moment, everyone could see that a vigorous figure rolled out one by one, avoiding the collapsed wall.

Then the dust kicked up.

Fang Hong took a mouthful of dust, saw the camera panning over, and complained decisively: "The wall of Paralysis has been in disrepair for a long time, and it has collapsed."

The tree in Dayu City: "Anchor, it was obviously you who dug it and collapsed."

"Throwing the pot against time, this pot is justified, and no one can refute it."

Isn't there no one to refute, how did 'Nian Jiu' refuse to be potted? "666!"

"Poor anchor, the ration is gone, I'll give you a rice ball."

After the buddy of ID Chicken Wingman finished speaking, he sent out a rice ball.

Rice balls are the lowest level of non-free gifts, worth twenty cents.

However, this was the first money tip in the live broadcast room, but Fang Hong didn't thank him at all, and he wasn't very familiar with this thing, so he didn't know that he should be thanked if he was given a gift.

Fang Hong rummaged through his trouser pockets and took out a handful of ears: "My rations are still there."

"666, you won't let go of food even if you die, you're a foodie!"

"666!"

"I saw the 6th rescue today!" Perhaps because of the thrill just now, the live broadcast room became lively, with less cynicism and more other content.

When he got home, after cleaning, he made cold Zhe Er Gen. Before he started eating, Fang Hong saw the old village head come to the door.

"You dug down the wall at the head of the village?"

"Well, you may not believe it, but the wall moved first."

The village chief is an old man who doesn't use the Internet, so how could he know this kind of stalking: "The wall can still be used? You can just use some nonsense! Take two buckets of mud to support the wall in the afternoon."

The live broadcast was on, and the only people who watched Fang Hong's shabby lunch laughed: "Dig the wall in the morning, support the wall in the afternoon, and force the rhythm."

Support the wall?Fang Hong scratched his head, I got off the night plane to go to Shanghai, can't afford to be provoked and hide.

Turning around and thinking about it, no.

"Old village chief? Is the wall in my field?"

"Yup?"

"I don't want to repair the walls of my house!"

All of a sudden, 666 screens flashed in the live broadcast room.

Don't take the village chief as a cadre, a slipper flew over the live broadcast screen, Fang Hong fell out of the screen and screamed.

"Hahaha, seeing this, I laughed. The smile was so pure, so innocent, and so full of meaning, until the leader reminded me that I was in a meeting."

Downstairs, 666 brushed over.

(End of this chapter)