I took the emperor

Chapter 101 Who else?
"Brother Lang, can you ride a horse?"

Looking at Xie Lang who was standing in front of the sweaty horse and hadn't gotten on his horse for a long time, Shen Yumen finally couldn't help asking.

Are you kidding me, Xie Lang can't ride a horse?

This kind of question is simply insulting Xie Lang's personality.

Anyway, Xie Lang was nicknamed Fujiwara Takumi in their hometown!
Whether it's windy, rainy, or snowy, whether Xie Lang rides a small yellow car or a battery...

Since growing up, Xie Lang has never overturned the car.

And Xie Lang often rides his father's tricycle with a group of friends.

During the 360 ​​five days of the year, I drive every day, and I am honored as the old driver of ten thousand years by the guys, and I send all kinds of good guys, the high respect for a safe journey!

Is it still a problem for such an old driver who drifts and corners without brakes to drive a sweaty horse? ?
Xie Lang didn't even think about it, so he immediately replied, "Nonsense, who can't ride a horse, I can not only ride a fucking horse, but I can also systematize a horse!"

"No way, Brother Lang, you still have this operation, can you systemize horses?"

"Must! But there are not many magic potions today, let's have a look at the systematization one another day."

As soon as the conversation changed, Xie Lang cast his eyes on Tang Ziqi who was at the side, and said, "Ziqi, you go up first."

"it is good."

Seeing this, Tang Ziqi immediately made a lunge, performed lightness kung fu, stepped on the stirrup, turned over and got on the back of the god horse.

It can be said that Tang Ziqi's whole set of movements is done in one go, without sloppiness at all, and her posture is very elegant and elegant.

Shen Yumen on the side, after witnessing this scene, was slightly surprised in his eyes.

He could tell that Tang Ziqi must also have a mount, otherwise, her movements would not be so proficient.

Shen Yumen couldn't help but looked at Xie Lang a little higher, and thought to himself: Brother Lang is really capable!

How could he tame a famous Hedong lion so gentle and virtuous?
As expected of a real man!
After Tang Ziqi was the first to sit on the back of the sweaty horse, Xie Lang also sat on it.

It's easy to mount without any difficulty.

Ok?
Seeing this, Shen Yumen secretly rejoiced in his heart, and said to himself:
"Did you see it? Did you guys see it?"

"My jade pendant, I really didn't give it away for nothing! So Brother Lang is creating opportunities for himself?"

"That's right, he left my Goddess Lan Ya in the same place. He must have purposely asked the Goddess to go shopping with me!"

But who knows, at the next moment...

After Xie Lang got on the horse, he gave a "drive" sound and rode the horse to Lan Ya.

Then Xie Lang stretched out his right hand, and said to Lan Ya gently, "Ya Meier, hold my hand, and I will carry you up."

"Okay...Okay." Lan Ya walked over slowly, with a look of anticipation in her eyes.

I don't know whether she is looking forward to riding a horse, or looking forward to physical contact with Xie Lang.

Seeing this, Tang Ziqi on the side didn't think much about it.

After all, Lan Ya is her cousin, thinking that Xie Lang just kindly hugged her cousin to the horse.

"That...cousin-in-law, I'm a little scared."

Lan Ya said in a low voice.

I'm afraid, when I killed the black iron monster in the wild last month, I never saw it so cowardly.

"Don't worry, I will protect you."

Xie Lang sat on the horseback and comforted him.

When Tang Ziqi heard it, she immediately felt like crying without tears, thinking: Is this lady a fool?

"Why are you so handsome when you have nothing to do? Pretend to be a weak woman, isn't it delicious? That's right, in this way, I can have physical contact with Brother Lang and take advantage of Brother Lang?"

"Ahhh, Tang Ziqi, you are a big idiot, you deserve to be single!" Tang Ziqi kept cursing herself in her heart.

"No, what was I thinking? I actually want to take advantage of this shameless guy?"

"Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!!" Thinking of this, Tang Ziqi quickly shook her head to drive these terrible thoughts out of her mind.

At this end, after Lan Ya stretched out his hand, Xie Lang pulled the opponent's wrist and sent it upwards, pulling Lan Ya onto the horse's back very easily.

Seeing this scene, Shen Yumen felt uncomfortable again and wanted to cry. .

A minute ago, he was still thinking: If Lan Ya can't get up later, can he hold some part of the goddess with his own hands and help.

In the end, no one could react, Lan Ya had already stepped on the stirrup, and then Xie Lang pulled upwards, and the whole person sat on the horse's back.

"My fucking mentality has collapsed!"

Shen Yumen stood where he was, his mentality completely collapsed.

At first glance, Tang Ziqi was sitting in front of Xie Lang, while Lan Ya was sitting behind Xie Lang. Qian Yuexiong was tightly against Xie Lang's back, with his arms tightly around Xie Lang's waist.

Xie Lang, this shameless, despicable, insidious, and cunning guy, is too shameless!

He would actually think of sitting between two women, not to mention being sandwiched between two beauties, and holding Tang Ziqi with both hands dishonestly.

If Xie Lang was replaced by any Piyou, they would probably sit in the back or the front in a gentlemanly manner.

But let's look at Xie Lang again, he just doesn't want to be shameless!
"Brother Shen, I'm really sorry, there is no place for you on this horse's back, I'm sorry." Xie Lang pretended to be very guilty and said to Shen Yumen.

Look, if you kill someone, you still have to punish your heart!
Shen Yumen's heart was bleeding, and he thought to himself: I must have suffered eight lifetimes of bad luck today to meet Xie Lang, the god of plague.

Actually otherwise, it should be said that Shen Yumen was very lucky.

Think about a villain like Xie Lang who must take revenge. Will those who offended him before have a good end?
If Shen Yumen knew that the disciples of the Sword Spirit Sect had offended Xie Lang and ended up miserable, and that he had only spent a little money, he would probably feel relieved instantly.

……

Riding on the horse, Xie Lang sat on it and hummed proudly:
"I have a little donkey that I never ride!"

Ok?
Hearing the song Xie Lang hummed...

The two daughters, Tang Ziqi and Lan Ya, feel that this song sounds not only magical, but also very catchy.

"Fuck, what song is this, it sounds so magical."

"Yeah, I don't know why, but I couldn't help but want to sing, I have a little donkey, and I never ride it!"

"Oh my god, this song is so good."

Along with the singing, the passers-by along the entire sidewalk all followed suit.

Seeing Xie Lang carrying the two top-quality beauties, the faces of those passers-by were full of envious and jealous eyes.

Once upon a time, it was Xie Lang's dream to drive a Ferrari with one hand and hug a beautiful woman with his right hand.

And at this very moment, tonight on the Sky Blue Continent, Xie Lang has realized his dream!
The mount he is riding is a blood-sweat horse, which is more than a hundred times more expensive than a Ferrari!
Sitting in the front and back are two super stunning beauties, a hundred times more beautiful than modern beauties.

Today, I, Xie Lang, am here to ask, this kind of life——who else?

(End of this chapter)