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Chapter 115 The Song of the Horse Bear (Add more, add more!)
"Brother...do you...know me?"

Hearing the bandits begging for mercy, Xie Lang quickly got off his horse and looked at them curiously.

Those little eyes were perfect, with an expression of innocence and harmlessness to humans and animals.

"Brother...you are my dear brother..."

The bandit leader knelt on the ground, slapping himself in the face with both hands.

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!
While slapping him, he said: "Brother, it's because I don't have eyes, it's because I insulted you just now, it's my fault, I deserve to die..."

The slap was loud and loud, and Xie Lang looked like a black man with a question mark face.

What's the situation?

Why did he beat himself?
Could it be that because he is so handsome, these robbers can tell that he has an extraordinary background at a glance?

"Hey."

Xie Lang sighed deeply, and sighed in his heart: I thought that if I shaved my head and brought a super peerless beauty with me, I would be ridiculed wherever I go from now on.

Then the experience soared, and the rewards were soft.

The problem is, that doesn't seem to be the case at the moment.

Is it because my time travel posture is wrong?

Why do you read other people's novels, and the protagonists are ridiculed wherever they go.

And when I came here, I shaved my head and dressed up like this on purpose, why no one ridiculed me?

"why…"

Xie Lang looked up to the sky and screamed: Why do I have to bear the pressure of the number one male god in the Sky Blue Continent when I am only 25 years old?
Why did I keep a low profile all the time, yet still be as bright as a firefly in the dark night sky, unable to get rid of the fate of being the focus?

"I, Xie Lang, just want to be a waste and be ridiculed by others, but my strength doesn't allow it!"

"Hey, it's so difficult for me!"

Thinking of this, Xie Lang hurriedly helped the bandit leader up carefully, and said politely:
"Brother, don't be like this, just scold me quickly, just scold me: You are such a poor and ugly guy with such a beautiful sister, you are really a flower stuck in cow dung, hurry up!" scold me."

Click! ?

Hearing Xie Lang's words, the expressions on the faces of all the robbers at the scene froze instantly.

Is this a fucking rhythm that doesn't follow the routine?

Allow yourself to scold him?
There must be a conspiracy!

That's right, this kid must be looking for a reason to kill himself.

Once he scolded him, he would mercilessly punch him to death immediately.

"Wow".

The robber seemed to be unable to bear it anymore, and knelt down to Xie Lang again:
"Brother, please don't torture me, please, I swear I will never be a robber again."

When Xie Lang heard this, he immediately said in a bad mood: "I didn't torture you, I just asked you to scold me."

The robber was so frightened that he backed up straight, and exclaimed: "Brother, I kowtow to you... It's because I don't know Taishan, I really know I was wrong."

"Brother, don't do this. If you have something to say, please say it well. Don't kneel down for me. What does this mean?" Xie Lang made a gesture to help the other party.

The more polite Xie Lang was to these people, the more scared they became.

Just kidding, his fist can split mountains.

With this fist swinging over, the other person's head is not enough for his warm hands.

Then again, these bandits are really smart.

If they gave Xie Lang a hard time, they might be beaten into dogs by Xie Lang.

But just after such a kneeling, they had regained their lives for nothing.

"Dare to ask your brother's surname?"

Just as Xie Lang was in a daze, Zhang Yumu's voice came from behind him: "Brother, we Zhatian Gang disciples will definitely remember the kindness you have given us today, and if we have a chance in the future, we will definitely come to repay the kindness you gave us today."

"What... what help?"

"I'm Zhang Yumu, the eldest disciple of the Zhatian Gang," said the other party, clasping his hands.

"Damn it, the name of your sect is pretty awesome. The Sky-Zha Gang, this is the rhythm of the bomb."

Xie Lang kept looking Zhang Yumu up and down, and added after speaking, "The name of the sect is quite impressive, but it seems that they are all a group of rookies who have no power to restrain them."

"Tsk tsk tsk." Xie Lang shook his hands at Zhang Yumu and the others, "Let's go, let's go, this is not a place for your children to play, so go back and find your mothers." He looked disgusted.

"Brother, what about us, can we go home and find our mother?" the bandit leader asked cautiously from the side.

"puff!"

Zhang Yumu on the side almost staggered and fell to the ground after hearing this.

What is the identity of this bald guy?

Why did you feel like a mouse seeing a cat when you met the aggressive and domineering robber just now?
No, no, this description is extremely inappropriate, it's clearly a mouse meeting a tiger.

The other disciples of the Zhatian Gang were also dumbfounded, they all looked at each other in blank dismay, and secretly said:

Did this group of robbers change their faces, or did they change their faces too quickly?Even my mother moved out to survive.

"Brother, why don't you see... I have a bag of treasures here, which my younger brother robbed me these days."

The bandit head can be regarded as a person who has seen the world, he threw the bag containing the treasures at Xie Lang's feet, and said: "These things are all given to you as a filial piety, do you think you can let us all survive?"

"Ok?"

Tang Ziqi saw that this group of robbers even handed over the treasures they robbed these days, she couldn't help but said to herself: My God, didn't Brother Lang promise to be a second generation god?
Why even some mere bandits know him.

This is too outrageous, right?
Unexpectedly, Xie Lang didn't even look at the treasures under his feet, but took out a cigarette and lit it for himself.

He narrowed his eyes slightly, and said with a smile, "Why bother? Don't you think I can still get these treasures after killing all of you?"

Xie Lang's tone was extremely calm, but it revealed a strong killing intent!
"what……"

When the bandits heard this, they couldn't help but shudder.

Many people wanted to escape, but found that their legs seemed to be filled with lead, and they couldn't move half a step at all.

It turns out that when a person is extremely scared, his legs won't listen to him.

That's why, some people are so frightened that they lose control of their urine, and their legs are so weak that they can't walk.

"Brother, what exactly do you want?" The bandit leader was still begging for mercy.

Xie Lang smiled lightly, and said: "Well, I'll give you a chance. You sing the theme song of Journey to the West for me once, and I'll let you go after singing."

"Journey to the West?"

"The song of the horse bear?"

"Brother, I know about Journey to the West, but what is the song of the horse bear? I haven't heard it before, can you ask me weakly, how should I sing it?"

Boom!A chestnut on the ground.

Xie Lang hit the bandit leader's head hard with a violent thump, and said angrily: "The horse is holding me, carrying you...Sing with me, get ready...to start."

(End of this chapter)