Douluo: I'm really a healing spirit master
Chapter 38 You deserve to be single
Chapter 38 You deserve to be single
"I still can't agree."
Ning Rongrong shook his head and said. "Scumbags should be the kind who step on several boats at the same time, cheat girls' feelings, cheat money and sex."
"What you're talking about is human scum." Tang Yi remained expressionless.
Hearing this, the eyes of Ma Hongjun next to him immediately lit up, and he turned to look at Dai Mubai. "Hahaha, I used to think that Boss Dai was a scumbag, but after listening to Mr. Tang's explanation today, he turned out to be a scumbag!"
Dai Mubai who was also shot while lying down, the veins on his forehead immediately popped out.
If Zhu Zhuqing was not still at the scene, if not for the Dean Flender, Dai Mubai really wanted to tell Ma Hongjun, what is a flower and why it is so popular!
Shut up if you can't speak, no one will treat you as dumb.
"Then as you said, what should a real scumbag look like?" Ning Rongrong looked at Tang Yi.
"A real scumbag is like the junk food on both sides of the street. Although it is unhealthy, it is delicious. The scumbag looks irresponsible, but it is actually because you have no ability to keep him." After a slight pause, Tang Yi said with a smile .
"Furthermore, when you eat junk food, you don't even think about whether the food is healthy or not. When you like a scumbag, you don't care whether he is a scumbag or whether you have a future with him. "
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Ning Rongrong is +29. 】
"Teacher Xiao Tang really understands scumbags very well." Ning Rongrong raised his hand to brush the hair next to his ear, and spoke calmly.
"The main reason is that I have many friends around me. These are the life experiences shared by my friends." Tang Yi looked calm.
"Please be sure to introduce some of these friends to me." Oscar burst into tears with envy.
If he has such a friend, why is he still single after more than ten years?
"A boy who knows so much like Mr. Tang must have a lot of girlfriends?" Ning Rongrong laughed.
"I told you I'm still single."
Tang Yi pondered for a moment, and said. "Well, let me tell you a true story that happened to me."
Ok?
A group of people froze in place, what does telling a story have to do with whether you have a girlfriend or not?
With memories on Tang Yi's face, he spoke lightly.
"I still remember that it was about two years ago. At that time, I had just broken through to level 20, and I was going to the Hunting Forest to obtain a soul ring. At that time, a primary school girl who had just cultivated to level 10 was also going to obtain a soul ring. She has always been kind-hearted, thinking that all the classmates will help out if they can, so I simply take her with me."
"On the first day in the Hunting Soul Forest, we were very unlucky. We didn't meet a suitable spirit beast, so we pitched a tent right there."
"Because there is only one tent, at night I wanted to say that I was on vigil, but the elementary school girl said that it was too dark in the forest and she was afraid, so she asked me to enter the tent and wanted me to accompany her."
"We are all classmates, aren't we? I went in without thinking too much."
Hearing this, the expressions of Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Ma Hongjun gradually became excited, and there was a smile on their faces that men could understand.
"You, you, what's the matter with you, you still say you don't have a girlfriend!" Ning Rongrong pointed at Tang Yi angrily, she felt that Tang Yi was not sincere at all.
"Hmph, scumbag!" Zhu Zhuqing also spat out a few words in a cold tone.
"Listen to me." He raised his hand calmly, and Tang Yi expressed that he would draw conclusions after listening.
"After entering the tent, the elementary school girl asked me, 'Xiao Tang senior, have you ever kissed a girl before.'." Tang Yi learned a word in a coquettish voice, and then his face was full of anger.
"You said she was too much, but I took her to the Hunting Forest to get a soul ring with good intentions, and she laughed at me for not having a relationship!"
"puff!"
The group of people all burst out laughing.
They guessed the beginning, but not the end.
"Are they mocking you for not having a relationship?"
For Dai Mubai who is extremely proficient in controlling a woman's heart, he almost burst out laughing.
"I was so angry that I got out of the tent and sat outside all night." Tang Yi continued.
"I can still vaguely remember that night, the style was extremely cold, and the icy cold wind slapped my face indiscriminately."
goose goose goose~
Ma Hongjun laughed out loud like a goose.
"Bah, you deserve to be single." After hearing the story, Ning Rongrong couldn't help but spat lightly.
It's also too straight.
However, when Ning Rongrong saw the curve outlined at the corner of Tang Yi's mouth, her beautiful eyes blinked lightly.
He is lying!
"I don't believe it!" Ning Rongrong immediately questioned his straight man's identity.
"It's none of my business whether you believe it or not, I just believe it myself." Tang Yi shrugged his shoulders indifferently.
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Ning Rongrong is +29. 】
"Dean!"
Ning Rongrong turned her head to look at Flender, who was sitting next to him drinking tea with great interest.
At some point, Flender moved a tea table over, and there was a big man with a bruised nose and a swollen face sitting beside the table.
Who wasn't Zhao Wuji, the vice president of Shrek Academy who assessed them yesterday?
"Mr. Tang, please pay attention to your behavior. It is still during the assessment period. You need to answer all the questions raised by the students." Flender coughed.
"OK then."
Tang Yi looked at Ning Rongrong helplessly. "Do you have any question?"
"I'm going to chase you back. Let me see if you are really as straight as you said. If you waver, it means you are lying." Ning Rongrong said.
"Please begin your show."
Raising his hand, Tang Yi sighed.
This girl got into a fight with him!
Seeing that Tang Yi agreed, Ning Rongrong tidied up her clothes first, then raised her hand to brush her long hair next to her ears and said in a delicate voice. "Brother Xiaoyi, you look more handsome today than yesterday."
"Small what small, have you seen it or something!" Tang Yi looked at her expressionlessly.
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Ning Rongrong is +29. 】
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Ning Rongrong is +29. 】
[Ding, from Ning Rongrong
Patting his own cheek, Ning Rongrong secretly shouted a few times in his heart, don't be angry, don't be angry.
"Brother Yi, I'm really happy that you agreed to my pursuit." Tang Yi didn't like listening to Xiao, so Ning Rongrong just didn't say that word.
"You are too happy!" Tang Yi sneered.
The bright and beautiful smile froze directly on his face, and all the words he was about to say just now were stillborn.
this person
"It's not fun, change another one, this time it's you who will pursue me." Ning Rongrong quit directly.
"That won't work. I'm only responsible for answering questions and solving problems. The interview conditions didn't say I wanted to chase you." Tang Yi flatly refused.
If he agreed to this, what should Ning Rongrong do if he directly pestered him?
"Then add a condition, if you succeed, I will really be your girlfriend." Ning Rongrong hesitated for a moment before saying.
"It's a good idea, then I'm not at a loss."
(End of this chapter)
"I still can't agree."
Ning Rongrong shook his head and said. "Scumbags should be the kind who step on several boats at the same time, cheat girls' feelings, cheat money and sex."
"What you're talking about is human scum." Tang Yi remained expressionless.
Hearing this, the eyes of Ma Hongjun next to him immediately lit up, and he turned to look at Dai Mubai. "Hahaha, I used to think that Boss Dai was a scumbag, but after listening to Mr. Tang's explanation today, he turned out to be a scumbag!"
Dai Mubai who was also shot while lying down, the veins on his forehead immediately popped out.
If Zhu Zhuqing was not still at the scene, if not for the Dean Flender, Dai Mubai really wanted to tell Ma Hongjun, what is a flower and why it is so popular!
Shut up if you can't speak, no one will treat you as dumb.
"Then as you said, what should a real scumbag look like?" Ning Rongrong looked at Tang Yi.
"A real scumbag is like the junk food on both sides of the street. Although it is unhealthy, it is delicious. The scumbag looks irresponsible, but it is actually because you have no ability to keep him." After a slight pause, Tang Yi said with a smile .
"Furthermore, when you eat junk food, you don't even think about whether the food is healthy or not. When you like a scumbag, you don't care whether he is a scumbag or whether you have a future with him. "
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Ning Rongrong is +29. 】
"Teacher Xiao Tang really understands scumbags very well." Ning Rongrong raised his hand to brush the hair next to his ear, and spoke calmly.
"The main reason is that I have many friends around me. These are the life experiences shared by my friends." Tang Yi looked calm.
"Please be sure to introduce some of these friends to me." Oscar burst into tears with envy.
If he has such a friend, why is he still single after more than ten years?
"A boy who knows so much like Mr. Tang must have a lot of girlfriends?" Ning Rongrong laughed.
"I told you I'm still single."
Tang Yi pondered for a moment, and said. "Well, let me tell you a true story that happened to me."
Ok?
A group of people froze in place, what does telling a story have to do with whether you have a girlfriend or not?
With memories on Tang Yi's face, he spoke lightly.
"I still remember that it was about two years ago. At that time, I had just broken through to level 20, and I was going to the Hunting Forest to obtain a soul ring. At that time, a primary school girl who had just cultivated to level 10 was also going to obtain a soul ring. She has always been kind-hearted, thinking that all the classmates will help out if they can, so I simply take her with me."
"On the first day in the Hunting Soul Forest, we were very unlucky. We didn't meet a suitable spirit beast, so we pitched a tent right there."
"Because there is only one tent, at night I wanted to say that I was on vigil, but the elementary school girl said that it was too dark in the forest and she was afraid, so she asked me to enter the tent and wanted me to accompany her."
"We are all classmates, aren't we? I went in without thinking too much."
Hearing this, the expressions of Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Ma Hongjun gradually became excited, and there was a smile on their faces that men could understand.
"You, you, what's the matter with you, you still say you don't have a girlfriend!" Ning Rongrong pointed at Tang Yi angrily, she felt that Tang Yi was not sincere at all.
"Hmph, scumbag!" Zhu Zhuqing also spat out a few words in a cold tone.
"Listen to me." He raised his hand calmly, and Tang Yi expressed that he would draw conclusions after listening.
"After entering the tent, the elementary school girl asked me, 'Xiao Tang senior, have you ever kissed a girl before.'." Tang Yi learned a word in a coquettish voice, and then his face was full of anger.
"You said she was too much, but I took her to the Hunting Forest to get a soul ring with good intentions, and she laughed at me for not having a relationship!"
"puff!"
The group of people all burst out laughing.
They guessed the beginning, but not the end.
"Are they mocking you for not having a relationship?"
For Dai Mubai who is extremely proficient in controlling a woman's heart, he almost burst out laughing.
"I was so angry that I got out of the tent and sat outside all night." Tang Yi continued.
"I can still vaguely remember that night, the style was extremely cold, and the icy cold wind slapped my face indiscriminately."
goose goose goose~
Ma Hongjun laughed out loud like a goose.
"Bah, you deserve to be single." After hearing the story, Ning Rongrong couldn't help but spat lightly.
It's also too straight.
However, when Ning Rongrong saw the curve outlined at the corner of Tang Yi's mouth, her beautiful eyes blinked lightly.
He is lying!
"I don't believe it!" Ning Rongrong immediately questioned his straight man's identity.
"It's none of my business whether you believe it or not, I just believe it myself." Tang Yi shrugged his shoulders indifferently.
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Ning Rongrong is +29. 】
"Dean!"
Ning Rongrong turned her head to look at Flender, who was sitting next to him drinking tea with great interest.
At some point, Flender moved a tea table over, and there was a big man with a bruised nose and a swollen face sitting beside the table.
Who wasn't Zhao Wuji, the vice president of Shrek Academy who assessed them yesterday?
"Mr. Tang, please pay attention to your behavior. It is still during the assessment period. You need to answer all the questions raised by the students." Flender coughed.
"OK then."
Tang Yi looked at Ning Rongrong helplessly. "Do you have any question?"
"I'm going to chase you back. Let me see if you are really as straight as you said. If you waver, it means you are lying." Ning Rongrong said.
"Please begin your show."
Raising his hand, Tang Yi sighed.
This girl got into a fight with him!
Seeing that Tang Yi agreed, Ning Rongrong tidied up her clothes first, then raised her hand to brush her long hair next to her ears and said in a delicate voice. "Brother Xiaoyi, you look more handsome today than yesterday."
"Small what small, have you seen it or something!" Tang Yi looked at her expressionlessly.
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Ning Rongrong is +29. 】
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Ning Rongrong is +29. 】
[Ding, from Ning Rongrong
Patting his own cheek, Ning Rongrong secretly shouted a few times in his heart, don't be angry, don't be angry.
"Brother Yi, I'm really happy that you agreed to my pursuit." Tang Yi didn't like listening to Xiao, so Ning Rongrong just didn't say that word.
"You are too happy!" Tang Yi sneered.
The bright and beautiful smile froze directly on his face, and all the words he was about to say just now were stillborn.
this person
"It's not fun, change another one, this time it's you who will pursue me." Ning Rongrong quit directly.
"That won't work. I'm only responsible for answering questions and solving problems. The interview conditions didn't say I wanted to chase you." Tang Yi flatly refused.
If he agreed to this, what should Ning Rongrong do if he directly pestered him?
"Then add a condition, if you succeed, I will really be your girlfriend." Ning Rongrong hesitated for a moment before saying.
"It's a good idea, then I'm not at a loss."
(End of this chapter)
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