Douluo: I'm really a healing spirit master
Chapter 53 Don't you know how to pick her up!
Chapter 53 Don't you know how to pick her up!
"That's it."
Ma Hongjun hesitated for a moment and then spoke again. "But I think Boss Dai doesn't speak the truth when picking up girls, and he changes girlfriends three times a week!"
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Dai Mubai is +39. 】
Sensing the cold killing intent from Zhu Zhuqing beside him, Dai Mubai's face turned ashen.
"Fatty, I haven't seen you for a few days, you're good at it!"
"You are a scumbag to begin with, since you dare to do it, are you still afraid that others will say no?" Ma Hongjun was not afraid at all, at worst he would be beaten up by Dai Mubai.
If a single beating can get a girlfriend, Ma Hongjun would rather be beaten ten times a day.
"Okay, okay, don't run away after class!" Dai Mubai nodded repeatedly.
"If you don't run, don't run. Who is afraid of anyone?" Ma Hongjun replied, then looked at Tang Yi and said, "Mr. Tang, do you have any tricks for flirting with girls here? We singles can't be treated like this by Dai Boss." Let's compare the scumbag!"
Seeing that Ma Hongjun dared to retaliate against Dai Mubai, who he was usually quite afraid of, in order to learn knowledge, with such sincerity, Tang Yi couldn't hide his secrets.
"In that case, let me tell you about some of my friends' common strike-up techniques."
"Ok, Ok!"
Whether it's Ma Hongjun or Oscar, they all have serious and focused expressions.
Oscar found out a small notebook from nowhere, intending to record everything Tang Yi said next.
"There are generally three ways to strike up a conversation: direct, tactful and routine."
Putting up three fingers, Tang Yi said calmly. "Directly, it's similar to what Xiao Ma said before, as long as you have money and a high level of cultivation, you can strike up a conversation in any way, and the success rate is basically as high as [-]%."
"Every girl has a dream of a male god in her heart, hoping that one day, a man with several soul rings hovering around his body will step on colorful auspicious clouds to marry her."
"Although they themselves know that this kind of fantasy is illusory, when that kind of scene really appears, even if it is fake, they will be willing to believe it, because girls are emotional most of the time."
Hearing this, everyone nodded in agreement.
Makes sense!
"What about the second and third types?" Ma Hongjun asked.
The first way to strike up a conversation is temporarily out of his consideration.
"Then it's a tact."
Tang Yi said with a smile. "True hunters usually appear as prey. As long as you are handsome enough, even if you are not well-cultivated and have little money, there will still be many girls who will take the initiative to strike up a conversation with you."
"Because apart from being sensual, most girls are also members of the Appearance Association, and they basically have no ability to resist those who are good-looking."
"What about the third type?" Ma Hongjun asked unwillingly.
The first way to strike up a conversation is not far behind with his current cultivation level, while the second way was directly skipped by him.
If he was good-looking, he wouldn't be single now.
"As for the third type." Tang Yi said with a smile. "Since ancient times, affection can't be kept, only routines can win people's hearts. This method tests a person's communication skills and adaptability."
"Just like the method you mentioned earlier, Xiao Ma, if you take Rong Rong, Xiao Wu, Xiao Ao and others to go together, and then change the way you forgot to go back to see her good-looking and want to invite her to dinner, that's a big deal. The success rate will be much higher.”
"Because there are girls in the accompanying people, and they are all beautiful, the defense line in the other party's heart will be lowered a lot, and then we will have a meal together, once you come and go, once you are born and twice you are familiar, do you understand?"
"Understood." Ma Hongjun nodded repeatedly.
"Then what if Rongrong and the others don't want to help?" Oscar asked.
"That's why we need to test a person's communication skills." Tang Yi said, looking at him like a fool.
"If she doesn't want to help, don't you know how to pick her up!"
"Ah this."
Everyone was astonished.
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Ning Rongrong is +29. 】
"Even other people can't handle it, if it's her, can I?" Oscar looked stunned.
"Don't doubt it, it's impossible!" Ning Rongrong said indifferently.
Oscar, who had just raised hope in his heart, was instantly awakened by Ning Rongrong's pot of cold water.
"Mr. Tang, I have another question." Ning Rongrong raised his hand.
"What's the problem?" Tang Yi asked.
"You taught them how to strike up a girl, but if we meet a scumbag, wouldn't we girls be in danger? Then how should we girls protect ourselves?" Ning Rongrong asked.
"About how girls protect themselves, first you have to judge whether a man will become a bad man." Tang Yi said.
"Then how to judge whether a man will turn bad?" Xiao Wu blinked her eyes.
After pondering for a while, Tang Yi said in a deep tone. "If you put your finger under the other person's nose, as long as they are still panting, they will basically become a bad man."
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Ning Rongrong is +29. 】
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Zhu Zhuqing is +29. 】
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Xiao Wu is +39. 】
Ning Rongrong took a breath, and took a deep look at Tang Yi. "Teacher Xiao Tang means that there are no good men on the mainland?"
"There are still good men, such as me." Tang Yi straightened his collar.
"Then Mr. Tang, is he willing to be my boyfriend?" Ning Rongrong shyly glanced at him with her pretty face flushed slightly.
"I don't want to."
Tang Yi shook his head decisively. "The doctor said that I have a bad stomach and I am not suitable for eating soft rice."
[Negative emotion value +29 from Ning Rongrong. 】
"Teacher Xiao Tang said earlier that hunters usually appear in the form of prey. I seem to understand a little bit." Looking at Ning Rongrong and Tang Yi, Ma Hongjun suddenly said.
"I understand a little too." Oscar and Dai Mubai nodded one after another.
"You know a hammer!"
Tang Yi rolled his eyes and continued to speak. "A bad man is not born so bad, it has something to do with the environment in which he was born and some things he has experienced."
"For example, Xiaobai, he was not a pure and kind little boy in the past. If he didn't suffer any emotional trauma, how could he be willing to shoulder the infamy of this scumbag!"
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Dai Mubai is +39. 】
Dai Mubai, who was quietly standing beside him, suddenly became a little unsightly.
If you talk about things, talk about things, what the hell are you doing with me!
"Mr. Tang, what do you mean that bad men become bad after being hurt by our girls?" Zhu Zhuqing's cold voice was full of displeasure.
Hearing this, Tang Yi said in a soft tone.
"Bad women are also awakened after being hurt by scumbags."
(End of this chapter)
"That's it."
Ma Hongjun hesitated for a moment and then spoke again. "But I think Boss Dai doesn't speak the truth when picking up girls, and he changes girlfriends three times a week!"
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Dai Mubai is +39. 】
Sensing the cold killing intent from Zhu Zhuqing beside him, Dai Mubai's face turned ashen.
"Fatty, I haven't seen you for a few days, you're good at it!"
"You are a scumbag to begin with, since you dare to do it, are you still afraid that others will say no?" Ma Hongjun was not afraid at all, at worst he would be beaten up by Dai Mubai.
If a single beating can get a girlfriend, Ma Hongjun would rather be beaten ten times a day.
"Okay, okay, don't run away after class!" Dai Mubai nodded repeatedly.
"If you don't run, don't run. Who is afraid of anyone?" Ma Hongjun replied, then looked at Tang Yi and said, "Mr. Tang, do you have any tricks for flirting with girls here? We singles can't be treated like this by Dai Boss." Let's compare the scumbag!"
Seeing that Ma Hongjun dared to retaliate against Dai Mubai, who he was usually quite afraid of, in order to learn knowledge, with such sincerity, Tang Yi couldn't hide his secrets.
"In that case, let me tell you about some of my friends' common strike-up techniques."
"Ok, Ok!"
Whether it's Ma Hongjun or Oscar, they all have serious and focused expressions.
Oscar found out a small notebook from nowhere, intending to record everything Tang Yi said next.
"There are generally three ways to strike up a conversation: direct, tactful and routine."
Putting up three fingers, Tang Yi said calmly. "Directly, it's similar to what Xiao Ma said before, as long as you have money and a high level of cultivation, you can strike up a conversation in any way, and the success rate is basically as high as [-]%."
"Every girl has a dream of a male god in her heart, hoping that one day, a man with several soul rings hovering around his body will step on colorful auspicious clouds to marry her."
"Although they themselves know that this kind of fantasy is illusory, when that kind of scene really appears, even if it is fake, they will be willing to believe it, because girls are emotional most of the time."
Hearing this, everyone nodded in agreement.
Makes sense!
"What about the second and third types?" Ma Hongjun asked.
The first way to strike up a conversation is temporarily out of his consideration.
"Then it's a tact."
Tang Yi said with a smile. "True hunters usually appear as prey. As long as you are handsome enough, even if you are not well-cultivated and have little money, there will still be many girls who will take the initiative to strike up a conversation with you."
"Because apart from being sensual, most girls are also members of the Appearance Association, and they basically have no ability to resist those who are good-looking."
"What about the third type?" Ma Hongjun asked unwillingly.
The first way to strike up a conversation is not far behind with his current cultivation level, while the second way was directly skipped by him.
If he was good-looking, he wouldn't be single now.
"As for the third type." Tang Yi said with a smile. "Since ancient times, affection can't be kept, only routines can win people's hearts. This method tests a person's communication skills and adaptability."
"Just like the method you mentioned earlier, Xiao Ma, if you take Rong Rong, Xiao Wu, Xiao Ao and others to go together, and then change the way you forgot to go back to see her good-looking and want to invite her to dinner, that's a big deal. The success rate will be much higher.”
"Because there are girls in the accompanying people, and they are all beautiful, the defense line in the other party's heart will be lowered a lot, and then we will have a meal together, once you come and go, once you are born and twice you are familiar, do you understand?"
"Understood." Ma Hongjun nodded repeatedly.
"Then what if Rongrong and the others don't want to help?" Oscar asked.
"That's why we need to test a person's communication skills." Tang Yi said, looking at him like a fool.
"If she doesn't want to help, don't you know how to pick her up!"
"Ah this."
Everyone was astonished.
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Ning Rongrong is +29. 】
"Even other people can't handle it, if it's her, can I?" Oscar looked stunned.
"Don't doubt it, it's impossible!" Ning Rongrong said indifferently.
Oscar, who had just raised hope in his heart, was instantly awakened by Ning Rongrong's pot of cold water.
"Mr. Tang, I have another question." Ning Rongrong raised his hand.
"What's the problem?" Tang Yi asked.
"You taught them how to strike up a girl, but if we meet a scumbag, wouldn't we girls be in danger? Then how should we girls protect ourselves?" Ning Rongrong asked.
"About how girls protect themselves, first you have to judge whether a man will become a bad man." Tang Yi said.
"Then how to judge whether a man will turn bad?" Xiao Wu blinked her eyes.
After pondering for a while, Tang Yi said in a deep tone. "If you put your finger under the other person's nose, as long as they are still panting, they will basically become a bad man."
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Ning Rongrong is +29. 】
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Zhu Zhuqing is +29. 】
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Xiao Wu is +39. 】
Ning Rongrong took a breath, and took a deep look at Tang Yi. "Teacher Xiao Tang means that there are no good men on the mainland?"
"There are still good men, such as me." Tang Yi straightened his collar.
"Then Mr. Tang, is he willing to be my boyfriend?" Ning Rongrong shyly glanced at him with her pretty face flushed slightly.
"I don't want to."
Tang Yi shook his head decisively. "The doctor said that I have a bad stomach and I am not suitable for eating soft rice."
[Negative emotion value +29 from Ning Rongrong. 】
"Teacher Xiao Tang said earlier that hunters usually appear in the form of prey. I seem to understand a little bit." Looking at Ning Rongrong and Tang Yi, Ma Hongjun suddenly said.
"I understand a little too." Oscar and Dai Mubai nodded one after another.
"You know a hammer!"
Tang Yi rolled his eyes and continued to speak. "A bad man is not born so bad, it has something to do with the environment in which he was born and some things he has experienced."
"For example, Xiaobai, he was not a pure and kind little boy in the past. If he didn't suffer any emotional trauma, how could he be willing to shoulder the infamy of this scumbag!"
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Dai Mubai is +39. 】
Dai Mubai, who was quietly standing beside him, suddenly became a little unsightly.
If you talk about things, talk about things, what the hell are you doing with me!
"Mr. Tang, what do you mean that bad men become bad after being hurt by our girls?" Zhu Zhuqing's cold voice was full of displeasure.
Hearing this, Tang Yi said in a soft tone.
"Bad women are also awakened after being hurt by scumbags."
(End of this chapter)
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