The first cancer in the world of immortality
Chapter 1 Prologue Let's fight!Boiling!
Chapter 1 Prologue Let's fight!Boiling!
"I am pregnant."
The girlfriend's words were like a thunderbolt from the blue, directly thundering Ye Zijin's outer skin and inner tenderness.
Seeing Ye Zijin's confused expression, his girlfriend hurriedly explained: "Don't worry, the child is not yours."
Ye Zijin: "..."
As the breeze blew, a piece of green leaf fell from the sky, just landing on the top of Ye Zijin's head.
……
The heavy rain poured down, and the pedestrians on the street fled in all directions, looking for a place to shelter from the rain.
Ye Zijin walked awkwardly, staggering to avoid the deep puddle on the road.Seeing a small pavilion in the park not far away, he hurriedly quickened his pace and hid inside.
In the gazebo, there was an old man with a vicissitudes of life sitting.
Finding a stone bench and sitting down, recalling the scene just now, Ye Zijin sighed again with grief from her heart.
Instead, the vicissitudes old man beside him said with a smile: "Little friend, are you in a bad mood?"
"It's not just a bad mood..."
Under the pouring rain, there was only this kind-looking old man by his side, and Ye Zijin simply regarded him as someone to confide in.
"Grandpa, don't you know how miserable my life is!"
"As the saying goes -"
No car, no house, both parents died.
There is a cousin who is away from home.
Aunt does not kiss, uncle does not love.
Life is bitter, only eat leftovers.
Grandpa was shocked.
Ning is the legendary poet?
Ye Zijin paused, and continued to chant under the gradually brightening eyes of the old grandpa——
Live in the future, look forward to it every day.
Went to college, met girls.
Bright eyes and white teeth, beautiful skin and white skin.
Confession is successful, happy and happy.
Unexpectedly, disaster came.
"This is a good thing, how did it become a disaster?" The old man was amazed at the side.
With tears in the corners of Ye Zijin's eyes, she continued——
Brand-name bags, limited edition lipsticks.
Stretch out your little hand and take them all.
Bitter in my heart, I want to pay the bill.
Soon became poor and white.
Seeing that I have no money, they dumped me.
With cold eyes and cold words, the true feelings are no longer there.
Soon she will leave me.
Leave me alone, sad alone.
Ye Zijin cried out her experience with snot and tears.
Looking up, he found that the old man's mouth was already full of popcorn.
Ye Zijin was startled: "Hey, why did you put this to eat!"
The old man chuckled: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but when I encountered such a bloody plot, I subconsciously ate it."
Ye Zijin: "..."
"It does not matter!"
But the old man threw away the popcorn, stared at Ye Zijin, and murmured: "Tragic life experience, resolute character, enough opportunities... Hahaha, I found it, I finally found it!"
Ye Zijin said strangely: "Grandpa, what are you mumbling about?"
Suddenly the old man reached out his hands and directly grabbed Ye Zijin's shoulders: "Young man, do you want to cultivate immortality?"
Cultivation? !
Ye Zijin trembled all over, and looked at the old man in disbelief.
This... what's the situation?
Could it be that the old man in front of him is a legendary fairy!
Under the old man's burning gaze, Ye Zijin nodded hastily: "I am willing, I am willing!"
This disgusting world, this world that made him feel out of place, he didn't want to stay in it for a long time!
The old man nodded in satisfaction, and continued to ask: "Then do you want to develop safely and experience the most real life in the world of cultivating immortals; or become enemies of the whole world and continue to counterattack to reach the peak?"
"Of course I'm experiencing life while developing!" Ye Zijin replied: "I just want to get rid of this disgusting secular world and start a good life in a new environment!"
Glancing at Ye Zijin's trouser pocket, a smile appeared on the grandfather's face: "Okay, okay! Young man, please close your eyes!"
Ye Zijin heard the words and hurriedly closed her eyes.
finally come!
This is my chance, and it's finally here!
After waiting for a long time, there was still no movement in front of him.Ye Zijin couldn't help wondering, "Grandpa, can I open my eyes?"
No one answered.
Ye Zijin quietly opened his eyes, and found that the old man in front of him had long since disappeared.
At the same time, my body was empty and relaxed.
"Damn it! My phone and wallet!"
When Ye Zijin touched his pocket, he was dumbfounded.
He is not a fairy, but a big liar, an old pickpocket!
……
Outside the gazebo, it was raining heavily.
Ye Zijin sat down helplessly with a bitter face.
While sighing, he picked up the popcorn thrown away by the old man and stuffed a big mouthful into his mouth.
Now he is really penniless, his pockets are cleaner than his face!
"Ok?"
A golden light suddenly flashed in the corner of his eyes.Ye Zijin looked subconsciously, and found that there was a piece of golden paper on the seat where the old man was originally sitting.
"what is this?"
Ye Zijin stretched out her hand curiously.As soon as he touched the golden paper, he felt dizzy suddenly.
At the same time, a pleasant female voice sounded from Ye Zijin's mind.
[The system has been established. 】
[Detected a suitable quasi-host, Ye Zijin, and is in the process of soul binding. 】
[The binding is successful.Congratulations to the host for starting the "super invincible and strongest system that is very reliable just by hearing the name". 】
Ye Zijin: "!!!"
This is the legendary system!
That old man is really a fairy!
In Ye Zijin's heart, confidence in the future life suddenly surged again.
Now that there is a system, wouldn't he be able to go to the legendary world of cultivating immortals and become the immortal who flies into the sky and hides from the ground, moving mountains and filling seas?
As if responding to Ye Zijin's mood, the pleasant female voice sounded again——
【Task trigger】
Immediately afterwards, a translucent text box appeared in front of Ye Zijin's eyes.In the text box, lines of text appeared continuously.
[Youth!Your suffering is over, and your time is about to begin!Let's fight, let's boil, enter the world of cultivating immortals where opportunities and challenges coexist, and burn your blood!Let the entire world of cultivating immortals tremble because of your arrival! 】
Ye Zijin clenched her fists: "Oh oh oh oh!"
It really deserves to be my golden finger, I feel like my whole body is on fire!
Then, start your own novice mission quickly!
[Mission description: In front of any passerby, eat up the popcorn in your hand while twisting your butt]
[Success reward: Teleport to the gate of the "Fairy Academy" in the world of cultivating immortals, and master the common language of the world of cultivating immortals]
[Punishment for failure: Choking to death by popcorn]
[Note: This task cannot be abandoned or skipped, otherwise the host will be killed directly. 】
Ye Zijin: "???"
Re-read the mission description again...
That's right, I don't have vertigo.
Why does the painting style of this task feel wrong! !
Ye Zijin's hot blood suddenly cooled down.
"Sister System, what's the matter with this mission!" Ye Zijin roared loudly in her heart.
【…】
The elder sister of the system did not answer.
Ye Zijin refused to let go: "Sister System? Sister System!"
[Countdown: 10 minutes]
Ye Zijin: "!!!"
Seeing the punishment for mission failure, Ye Zijin gritted his teeth, grabbed the golden paper, and rushed into the rainy sky.
……
Running all the way against the heavy rain, Ye Zijin ran for two streets in one breath, and finally saw a figure.
It was a disabled person who looked like he had no legs, and was sheltering from the rain under the eaves.
Ye Zijin's eyes lit up, and hurriedly ran towards the disabled person.
Disabled old Wu's eyes lit up when he saw Ye Zijin.Opening his mouth, a mournful cry came out of his mouth.
"Little Sheep...cough cough, young man, you have to pity the disabled! Woohoo, I am so miserable!"
Ye Zijin stopped in front of the "disabled" old Wu, and bowed deeply: "I'm sorry! I didn't mean any harm!"
Before Old Wu could react, Ye Zijin suddenly pouted his buttocks, and began to wriggle continuously.
While twisting, he took out a bag of popcorn out of nowhere and began stuffing it into his mouth.
Old Wu: "???"
After being stunned for a moment, Old Wu's expression changed.
Damn it, it's actually a legendary psychopath!
Can't be bothered, can't be bothered!
Two slender legs suddenly protruded from the shriveled trousers.Under Ye Zijin's performance, Old Wu actually gave birth to two legs out of thin air, and then let go of his feet and ran!
Ye Zijin was also stunned for a moment.
Did you always pretend before cooperating with you?You big liar!
But no matter what, halfway through the mission, how can you just run away!
With a flying kick, Ye Zijin directly kicked Old Wu who was about to run away.Then a crow flew on the plane and ruthlessly rode on Lao Wu's body.
Then, he continued to twist his ass...
Seeing Ye Zijin's actions, Old Wu turned pale with fright: "What are you doing! Get the hell out of here!! Otherwise, I'll call the police!!!"
Ye Zijin was also in a hurry.While stuffing the popcorn, he said vaguely: "Brother, if you bear with me, I'll be done soon!"
Hearing these words, Lao Wu felt hairs all over his body.
Unexpectedly, after so many years in the world of deception, he encountered such a pervert today!
No, this is no longer an ordinary pervert!
Even the dirty old people on the side of the road are not spared!This shit is a beast!
Under Ye Zijin's continuous twisting, Old Wu was frightened and cried: "Get up quickly! I will never lie to anyone in the future! Please!"
Ye Zijin was about to cry too: "It will be over soon, it's the last moment! Hold on!"
Old Wu collapsed, looking up to the sky and crying, "Help - there is a pervert -"
Swallowing the last bite of popcorn, Ye Zijin let out a long sigh of relief: "Ah~"
Finally, the task is completed!
【mission completed】
A severe sense of weightlessness came.
Immediately afterwards, a strong golden light burst out, directly covering Ye Zijin's loveless figure.
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(End of this chapter)
"I am pregnant."
The girlfriend's words were like a thunderbolt from the blue, directly thundering Ye Zijin's outer skin and inner tenderness.
Seeing Ye Zijin's confused expression, his girlfriend hurriedly explained: "Don't worry, the child is not yours."
Ye Zijin: "..."
As the breeze blew, a piece of green leaf fell from the sky, just landing on the top of Ye Zijin's head.
……
The heavy rain poured down, and the pedestrians on the street fled in all directions, looking for a place to shelter from the rain.
Ye Zijin walked awkwardly, staggering to avoid the deep puddle on the road.Seeing a small pavilion in the park not far away, he hurriedly quickened his pace and hid inside.
In the gazebo, there was an old man with a vicissitudes of life sitting.
Finding a stone bench and sitting down, recalling the scene just now, Ye Zijin sighed again with grief from her heart.
Instead, the vicissitudes old man beside him said with a smile: "Little friend, are you in a bad mood?"
"It's not just a bad mood..."
Under the pouring rain, there was only this kind-looking old man by his side, and Ye Zijin simply regarded him as someone to confide in.
"Grandpa, don't you know how miserable my life is!"
"As the saying goes -"
No car, no house, both parents died.
There is a cousin who is away from home.
Aunt does not kiss, uncle does not love.
Life is bitter, only eat leftovers.
Grandpa was shocked.
Ning is the legendary poet?
Ye Zijin paused, and continued to chant under the gradually brightening eyes of the old grandpa——
Live in the future, look forward to it every day.
Went to college, met girls.
Bright eyes and white teeth, beautiful skin and white skin.
Confession is successful, happy and happy.
Unexpectedly, disaster came.
"This is a good thing, how did it become a disaster?" The old man was amazed at the side.
With tears in the corners of Ye Zijin's eyes, she continued——
Brand-name bags, limited edition lipsticks.
Stretch out your little hand and take them all.
Bitter in my heart, I want to pay the bill.
Soon became poor and white.
Seeing that I have no money, they dumped me.
With cold eyes and cold words, the true feelings are no longer there.
Soon she will leave me.
Leave me alone, sad alone.
Ye Zijin cried out her experience with snot and tears.
Looking up, he found that the old man's mouth was already full of popcorn.
Ye Zijin was startled: "Hey, why did you put this to eat!"
The old man chuckled: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but when I encountered such a bloody plot, I subconsciously ate it."
Ye Zijin: "..."
"It does not matter!"
But the old man threw away the popcorn, stared at Ye Zijin, and murmured: "Tragic life experience, resolute character, enough opportunities... Hahaha, I found it, I finally found it!"
Ye Zijin said strangely: "Grandpa, what are you mumbling about?"
Suddenly the old man reached out his hands and directly grabbed Ye Zijin's shoulders: "Young man, do you want to cultivate immortality?"
Cultivation? !
Ye Zijin trembled all over, and looked at the old man in disbelief.
This... what's the situation?
Could it be that the old man in front of him is a legendary fairy!
Under the old man's burning gaze, Ye Zijin nodded hastily: "I am willing, I am willing!"
This disgusting world, this world that made him feel out of place, he didn't want to stay in it for a long time!
The old man nodded in satisfaction, and continued to ask: "Then do you want to develop safely and experience the most real life in the world of cultivating immortals; or become enemies of the whole world and continue to counterattack to reach the peak?"
"Of course I'm experiencing life while developing!" Ye Zijin replied: "I just want to get rid of this disgusting secular world and start a good life in a new environment!"
Glancing at Ye Zijin's trouser pocket, a smile appeared on the grandfather's face: "Okay, okay! Young man, please close your eyes!"
Ye Zijin heard the words and hurriedly closed her eyes.
finally come!
This is my chance, and it's finally here!
After waiting for a long time, there was still no movement in front of him.Ye Zijin couldn't help wondering, "Grandpa, can I open my eyes?"
No one answered.
Ye Zijin quietly opened his eyes, and found that the old man in front of him had long since disappeared.
At the same time, my body was empty and relaxed.
"Damn it! My phone and wallet!"
When Ye Zijin touched his pocket, he was dumbfounded.
He is not a fairy, but a big liar, an old pickpocket!
……
Outside the gazebo, it was raining heavily.
Ye Zijin sat down helplessly with a bitter face.
While sighing, he picked up the popcorn thrown away by the old man and stuffed a big mouthful into his mouth.
Now he is really penniless, his pockets are cleaner than his face!
"Ok?"
A golden light suddenly flashed in the corner of his eyes.Ye Zijin looked subconsciously, and found that there was a piece of golden paper on the seat where the old man was originally sitting.
"what is this?"
Ye Zijin stretched out her hand curiously.As soon as he touched the golden paper, he felt dizzy suddenly.
At the same time, a pleasant female voice sounded from Ye Zijin's mind.
[The system has been established. 】
[Detected a suitable quasi-host, Ye Zijin, and is in the process of soul binding. 】
[The binding is successful.Congratulations to the host for starting the "super invincible and strongest system that is very reliable just by hearing the name". 】
Ye Zijin: "!!!"
This is the legendary system!
That old man is really a fairy!
In Ye Zijin's heart, confidence in the future life suddenly surged again.
Now that there is a system, wouldn't he be able to go to the legendary world of cultivating immortals and become the immortal who flies into the sky and hides from the ground, moving mountains and filling seas?
As if responding to Ye Zijin's mood, the pleasant female voice sounded again——
【Task trigger】
Immediately afterwards, a translucent text box appeared in front of Ye Zijin's eyes.In the text box, lines of text appeared continuously.
[Youth!Your suffering is over, and your time is about to begin!Let's fight, let's boil, enter the world of cultivating immortals where opportunities and challenges coexist, and burn your blood!Let the entire world of cultivating immortals tremble because of your arrival! 】
Ye Zijin clenched her fists: "Oh oh oh oh!"
It really deserves to be my golden finger, I feel like my whole body is on fire!
Then, start your own novice mission quickly!
[Mission description: In front of any passerby, eat up the popcorn in your hand while twisting your butt]
[Success reward: Teleport to the gate of the "Fairy Academy" in the world of cultivating immortals, and master the common language of the world of cultivating immortals]
[Punishment for failure: Choking to death by popcorn]
[Note: This task cannot be abandoned or skipped, otherwise the host will be killed directly. 】
Ye Zijin: "???"
Re-read the mission description again...
That's right, I don't have vertigo.
Why does the painting style of this task feel wrong! !
Ye Zijin's hot blood suddenly cooled down.
"Sister System, what's the matter with this mission!" Ye Zijin roared loudly in her heart.
【…】
The elder sister of the system did not answer.
Ye Zijin refused to let go: "Sister System? Sister System!"
[Countdown: 10 minutes]
Ye Zijin: "!!!"
Seeing the punishment for mission failure, Ye Zijin gritted his teeth, grabbed the golden paper, and rushed into the rainy sky.
……
Running all the way against the heavy rain, Ye Zijin ran for two streets in one breath, and finally saw a figure.
It was a disabled person who looked like he had no legs, and was sheltering from the rain under the eaves.
Ye Zijin's eyes lit up, and hurriedly ran towards the disabled person.
Disabled old Wu's eyes lit up when he saw Ye Zijin.Opening his mouth, a mournful cry came out of his mouth.
"Little Sheep...cough cough, young man, you have to pity the disabled! Woohoo, I am so miserable!"
Ye Zijin stopped in front of the "disabled" old Wu, and bowed deeply: "I'm sorry! I didn't mean any harm!"
Before Old Wu could react, Ye Zijin suddenly pouted his buttocks, and began to wriggle continuously.
While twisting, he took out a bag of popcorn out of nowhere and began stuffing it into his mouth.
Old Wu: "???"
After being stunned for a moment, Old Wu's expression changed.
Damn it, it's actually a legendary psychopath!
Can't be bothered, can't be bothered!
Two slender legs suddenly protruded from the shriveled trousers.Under Ye Zijin's performance, Old Wu actually gave birth to two legs out of thin air, and then let go of his feet and ran!
Ye Zijin was also stunned for a moment.
Did you always pretend before cooperating with you?You big liar!
But no matter what, halfway through the mission, how can you just run away!
With a flying kick, Ye Zijin directly kicked Old Wu who was about to run away.Then a crow flew on the plane and ruthlessly rode on Lao Wu's body.
Then, he continued to twist his ass...
Seeing Ye Zijin's actions, Old Wu turned pale with fright: "What are you doing! Get the hell out of here!! Otherwise, I'll call the police!!!"
Ye Zijin was also in a hurry.While stuffing the popcorn, he said vaguely: "Brother, if you bear with me, I'll be done soon!"
Hearing these words, Lao Wu felt hairs all over his body.
Unexpectedly, after so many years in the world of deception, he encountered such a pervert today!
No, this is no longer an ordinary pervert!
Even the dirty old people on the side of the road are not spared!This shit is a beast!
Under Ye Zijin's continuous twisting, Old Wu was frightened and cried: "Get up quickly! I will never lie to anyone in the future! Please!"
Ye Zijin was about to cry too: "It will be over soon, it's the last moment! Hold on!"
Old Wu collapsed, looking up to the sky and crying, "Help - there is a pervert -"
Swallowing the last bite of popcorn, Ye Zijin let out a long sigh of relief: "Ah~"
Finally, the task is completed!
【mission completed】
A severe sense of weightlessness came.
Immediately afterwards, a strong golden light burst out, directly covering Ye Zijin's loveless figure.
Newcomers and new books, please recommend and collect~
(End of this chapter)
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