The first cancer in the world of immortality

Chapter 144 Sophistry Wizard, Peerless Admiral

"Your Majesty, I can help you win the war."

Ye Zijin put his hands behind his back, with a confident smile on his face.

The emperor's eyes widened: "Can you help us win the war?"

Ye Zijin nodded: "That's right!"

The emperor was overjoyed: "There are such strange people in the world. Come, come and set up a celebration banquet, I want the whole country to celebrate!"

The ministers looked happy, and shouted again: "Your Majesty is wise——"

A courtier said: "Your Majesty, I suggest that today is the National Day every year, and everyone commemorates this meaningful day together!"

The emperor smiled and said, "Quasi."

"Your Majesty is wise. This is the blessing of the country and the people!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Stop it, you haha!"

Ye Zijin couldn't help it anymore: "The battle hasn't started yet, but you guys are celebrating first? Give me some credibility, okay?"

The emperor's face changed: "Yes, the battle hasn't started yet. Alas—"

The ministers restrained their joy, and covered their faces in unison and whispered: "Alas——"

Ye Zijin's face was full of melancholy.

How did such a two-deficient country survive!

"Don't worry, Your Majesty!"

The military adviser who lightly shook the feather fan stood up: "We still have the Four Heavenly Kings who protect the country, and we will definitely be able to repel the enemy!"

The emperor nodded again and again: "It makes sense, it makes sense! Come on, please protect the country's Four Heavenly Kings!"

Ye Zijin couldn't help but said: "Your Majesty, why don't you listen to my good plan..."

"So you're still there." The emperor glanced at Ye Zijin: "Pull it down, cut it off."

Ye Zijin: "???"

"I have the Four Heavenly Kings who protect the country, why do I need outsiders to intervene?"

The military adviser stood up again: "Your Majesty, in the midst of the war, it is time to employ people, so think twice."

The emperor bowed his head and thought for a while: "The military adviser makes sense."

"Come on, seal this nameless boy... Well, General Zhennan!"

Ye Zijin: "..."

This is the general?

Are you fucking kidding me?

"The four of you, I have seen Your Majesty!"

Just as Ye Zijin was complaining secretly, four people suddenly walked outside the hall.

When the emperor saw the four of them, he immediately beamed with joy: "Everyone loves you."

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

"Four lovers, do you have a good plan to retreat from the enemy?"

One of them, an old man dressed in commoner clothes and dressed as a literati, took a step forward and smiled confidently: "Your Majesty, leave the matter of retreating the enemy to the old minister!"

"The minister can tell all the enemy troops to retreat with his sharp tongue!"

The emperor clapped his hands again and again: "A clever plan, a wonderful plan. Then leave it to Wang Aiqing."

The old man surnamed Wang stroked his beard: "I obey the order!"

Ye Zijin approached the messenger just now: "Hey, do you know the exact time when the neighboring country invaded?"

The messenger tilted his head and thought for a while: "According to the original calculation, it only takes three days for the opponent to come to the city and surround us!"

Ye Zijin asked again: "Then when did you hear the news?"

The messenger thought about it again: "Three days ago."

Ye Zijin: "???"

In other words, the army of the neighboring country is already approaching the city?
"You have spread the news for three days?" Ye Zijin was startled: "What have you been doing all this way!"

The messenger said earnestly: "Eat luxurious individual meals, drink rare wines, and sleep until dawn in the distinguished single room."

"On the way, I also helped an old lady to cross the road. After all, this is reimbursement from public funds, and if you don't help, you won't help."

Ye Zijin: "..."

You take up all the eating, drinking and merrymaking!

By the way, are you really an orderly? What use are you for!

The emperor, who was on the throne, couldn't help but burst into tears after hearing the words of the messenger: "Help the old lady across the road? There are such kind people!"

"Come on, reward a hundred taels of gold!"

Good hammer!

Didn't you hear him say it himself, anyway, is there any reimbursement from public funds?
And did you automatically ignore his previous sentence?

Ye Zijin took a deep breath and forcibly suppressed the continuous desire to complain.

Damn it, no matter what, hurry up and get the plot in your heart back on track.

My goal is to pass the final exam quickly, but I don't have the time to mess around with this group of retarded people.

……

Neighboring countries have led troops to attack and have surrounded the imperial capital.

Among the four heavenly kings protecting the country, the old man surnamed Wang was ordered to go out of the city to meet the enemy with five hundred elite soldiers.

The rest of the people climbed onto the city wall and watched from a distance.

Ye Zijin also climbed up.

He wanted to see what the level of the so-called four heavenly kings who protect the country were.

In front of the formation of the two armies, the old man surnamed Wang rode out on a horse and staggered out.

On the other side of the military formation, a man who looked like a civil servant also stepped out.

The two civil servants confronted each other like this.The atmosphere on the battlefield was chilling and dignified.

As the wind blew, the two civil servants narrowed their eyes slightly.

Infected by this atmosphere, Ye Zijin also gradually became dignified.

It seems that the legendary four heavenly kings who protect the country are not in the same style as the other ministers!
Next, it should be a wonderful and fierce debate and battle!

Sure enough, the civil servant on the opposite side was the first to attack the old man surnamed Wang: "I have never seen such a brazen person!"

The old man surnamed Wang: "Pfft——"

His eyes widened, he vomited three liters of blood, and fell off the horse.

Ye Zijin: "???"

You haven't said a word yet!
This is why people scolded him?
Are you ashamed to say that you are a three-inch tongue? !

The emperor hurriedly shouted: "Quick, bring Wang Situ back!"

Ye Zijin was slightly taken aback.So familiar name?
The military adviser sighed at the side: "One of the four heavenly kings of my country, Wang Lang, a sophist and genius, has actually lost!"

Ye Zijin: "..."

Well I see why it's so familiar.

"Don't panic, Your Majesty. Since the writing is not good, then the general will personally kill the enemy general and avenge Wang Situ!"

A strong man carrying a big ax shouted loudly.

When the emperor saw this person, he hurriedly said: "So it's my unparalleled general Pan Feng! Then this battle is up to you!"

General Pan Feng grinned: "Observe the order!"

Ye Zijin squinted her eyes, silently looking at Pan Feng, the Wushuang general who walked down the city wall with an ax in his hand.

General Pan, go all the way.

The city gate opened, and Pan Feng rode a war horse, took turns with his big axe, and rushed forward while roaring.

The enemy camp also rushed out of a man riding a horse.

Pan Feng, general Wushuang: "Wow, who is it?"

Enemy general: "Hmph, who are you?"

Pan Feng: "Wow wow wow wow wow wow, I am Pan Feng, the famous general of the great embarrassment!"

Enemy general: "Oh la la la la, the wind is too strong, I didn't hear you clearly, please say it again!"

Ye Zijin: "..."

Are you here to sing? !
Hurry up if you want to fight!
Pan Feng rode a war horse, brandished a big axe, and rushed towards the opponent.

But when he swung the big axe, he accidentally knocked the ax on the horse's head.The horse under his crotch staggered and fell to the ground.

And Pan Feng, of course, fell to the ground along with the mount and rolled twice.

On the city wall, the emperor's face changed wildly: "My unparalleled general, has he also lost?"

The military adviser frowned: "Such a powerful enemy general is so terrifying!"

Hey, the other side didn't do anything at all, okay?
Obviously it was Pan Feng who planted it himself!
Below the crowd, the enemy general laughed wildly: "Even the famous general Pan Feng is no match for this general, hahahaha!"

This has nothing to do with you!
You just came up and sang two scenes, and then you lay down on the opposite side, okay!
Ye Zijin complained frantically in her heart, and leaned closer to the emperor: "Your Majesty, I have a plan..."

The enemy general below suddenly shouted loudly: "The whole army retreats! In order to celebrate my victory, let's drink for three days!"

"Oh oh oh!"

The enemy cheered and withdrew from the city.

Ye Zijin: "???"

Instead of taking advantage of the victory and pursuing it, you still drank for three days?

What kind of confusing operation is this!

The emperor suddenly smiled, and grabbed Ye Zijin's hand: "Ai Qing is really a god!"

"Come here, pass the decree. Name... this unknown lover as the Great General of Zhenguo!"

"Yes!"

Holding the emperor's hand, Ye Zijin poked out his dead fish eyes, and laughed twice.

Whatever it is, let's end this absurdity quickly.

I've had enough, I want to go home.

(End of this chapter)