The first cancer in the world of immortality

Chapter 53 Let’s run, the big cancer on the square (4)

The sixth stop, Poetry Society.

Looking at Ye Zijin, who was full of smiles and extremely well-behaved, the senior who was in charge of the poetry club's recruitment interview always felt a little uneasy.

It seemed that this harmless young man in front of him would do something amazing next...

"The Poetry Club, as the name suggests, is a club composed of a group of poetry lovers." The interviewer introduced: "If you want to join the Poetry Club, you must have a certain talent for poetry."

"Next, I will give you a proposition, and ask you to write a poem or a paragraph around this proposition on the spot. Of course, it does not mean that if you can't write it, you will definitely fail the interview. We will comprehensively analyze your performance and make a conclusion. Final decision."

The interview of the Poetry Club is a group of three people, and the interview is conducted uniformly.The rules of the interview were very simple. Three people wrote their own poems around the proposition, and stopped answering when the time was up.

In the same group as Ye Zijin was a man and a woman, both of whom had excited and nervous expressions on their faces.Only Ye Zijin showed a faint smile, her manner was elegant and she didn't panic at all.

"The following is your proposition - if you have a good friend, he fantasizes that he is a peerless genius every day, fantasizes that he has peerless charm, and fantasizes that all the girls who have spoken to him are secretly in love with him."

"On this day, he showed off to you again. The little girl next door must have fallen in love with him after looking at him more. Please write a poem or word to admonish and teach him."

After listening to the proposition, a man and a woman in Ye Zijin's group all frowned, sometimes held a pen to meditate, and sometimes buried their heads in hard writing.Only Ye Zijin smiled faintly, without any trace of panic on his face.

The interviewing senior sister next to her was a little surprised.Could it be that this person is a poetic genius who can come up with suitable poems just by imagining without using a pen?

Time passed, and finally, the stipulated time came.

"Let's read your respective poems. Who will come first?" The senior interviewer smiled, relieving everyone's tension.

The boy raised his hand first and said loudly, "Ladies first. Classmates, please."

Girls in the same group: "???"

Ye Zijin secretly gave a thumbs up.Brother, be lonely.

Perhaps the Straight Men's Association is more suitable for you?
"Then I'll come first."

The girls in the same group coughed twice, and said nervously——

Under the long bright moon, I sit alone and miss the girl.

Instead of sitting and thinking, it is better to lie on the bed.

The meaning is very simple.Don't make random guesses here, wash up and sleep quickly, there is everything in the dream.

Although this is not a good poem, it rhymes back and forth anyway, and the meaning is obvious.The senior interviewer nodded with a smile on her face: "Okay, it seems that you are very talented in poetry!"

The girl in the same group smiled shyly, then gave the boy who "betrayed her" a hard look.

The boys in the same group said calmly: "Sister, I also have a talent for poetry!"

"Oh?" said the senior interviewer, "Then please let us see and see?"

"Listen up!" The boy in the same group read aloud——

Ah, my friend, you like women;
But women don't like you;
Ha, women don't like me either;
Hey, none of us like it!
"How is it? The number of words in each sentence is the same, and the emotions expressed are also very straightforward. Does it mean that I also have a talent for poetry?" The boys in the same group were very proud.

Girls in the same group: "..."

Ye Zijin: "..."

Interviewing senior sister: "...student, I think another club is more suitable for you than the poetry club."

Boy: "What club?"

Interview senior sister: "Large joke club."

Boy: "..."

"Then, it's just you, this classmate." The interviewer smiled again: "Where's your poem?"

The boy from the same group came over and patted Ye Zijin on the shoulder: "Dude, forget it, I can see from your unprepared appearance that you must be lower than my level."

"Let's not be ashamed, let's go to the cold joke club and try our luck together, let's go for a walk..."

Ye Zijin smiled faintly, coughed twice, put his hands behind his back, raised his head slightly, and said loudly: "The poem I wrote to him is——"

Fill your mouth with yellow soup, this thing wakes up the dog most!

Tang Gaomo stepped forward, don't give me any sweetness!

If you want to go up, please don't fight for it.

I have thin soup Xiang, and now I no longer hide it.

This thing is hard to find, I want to make it taste.

If you have the same, please don't hide it anymore.

Come with me, gift it to the boy!

Amidst the sonorous and forceful words, the audience was silent, only Ye Zijin still maintained his previous indifferent posture.

The boys in the same group were the first to react.He raised his hands high, and then suddenly bowed to the ground: "Boss! Please accept my bow!"

"That's amazing!" The eyes of the girls in the same group were filled with admiration: "Although I don't know what it means, but just by the catchy rhythm and the neatly arranged rhymes, you can tell that you are definitely a Poetry masters!"

Ye Zijin waved his hand: "Low-key, low-key, hehe."

Only the interviewing senior sister next to her was stunned.

It's really catchy to read, full of momentum, and the rhymes and endings are neatly arranged...

But is the moral of your poem a joke? !
We want you to persuade him, not to urinate him!And you actually call your friends to have fun together? !
But aside from these factors that make people suffer from kidney pain, Ye Zijin's level of poetry is still very much appreciated by the interviewee sister.Ask yourself, as far as this proposition is concerned, even if she is an interview senior, she herself does not have the confidence to write better poems.

So after hesitating for a while, she still issued invitations to the poetry club to Ye Zijin and the girls in the same group.

[Currently obtained invitations: 6 copies]

"Huh, there is only one club left."

Ye Zijin breathed a sigh of relief, and looked at the booth of the club that finally decided to try.

FFF regiment.

……

FFF Group, the full name is FFF Emotional Resolution Society.Due to the long time of inheritance, even the contemporary cadres have forgotten what the three letters FFF mean.

However, this does not affect the reputation of the society.As one of the eight clubs of Faerie Academy, every year, countless newcomers hold high the torch and want to join the FFF group.The internal benefits of the FFF group are also very generous, and every official member of the group has a very generous subsidy.

"Student, I'm going out for a while, can you take a seat for me? At most 1 minute, I will definitely come back..."

After drinking the disguise potion, Xia Ying, who was disguised as Ye Zijin, said weakly to the people behind her.

The classmate behind nodded: "No problem."

"Thank you."

After bowing slightly, Xia Ying quickly ran towards a small corner outside the team.

"In front of that boy in red is your seat. Go quickly." Xia Ying said to Ye Zijin who was standing here.

"Okay, thank you!"

Ye Zijin was about to walk there, but Xia Ying suddenly grabbed his arm: "After everything is over, can I come to the Pharmacy Association again... I have something important to tell you..."

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When I woke up in the morning, I opened the writer's assistant and found that my book had 1 more collections!And there is a boss who gave me a reward for the lord!
Surprised, I subconsciously bit my tongue, trying to see if I was dreaming.

Then i woke up.

Woooooo, it's really a dream...

(End of this chapter)