I am a sea king in the United States

Chapter 323 Being a Human Is Too Difficult!
Enter the White House.

Han Shaoqing and Bai Suzhen took a step closer, pretending to look left and right: "Miss Bai, it's not that I want to scare you, the old Taoist just said that there is a snake spirit in this house."

"Snake spirit? It's a long story to say!"

Bai Suzhen's eyes are charming and enchanting, and her body is agile, almost in sync with Han Shaoqing's head, always maintaining an equal angle.

Now is the time for acting.

Bai Suzhen is a snake demon, but she doesn't want "Ning Caichen" to know that she is a snake demon.

Han Shaoqing knew that Bai Suzhen was a snake demon, but pretended not to know that Bai Suzhen was a snake demon.

"Really!"

Han Shaoqing pretended to be a little scared.

Bai Suzhen smiled: "Come with me..."

While talking, Bai Suzhen took Han Shaoqing's hand into the room, asked Han Shaoqing to take off her clothes, and took a hot bath.

She washed Han Shaoqing's clothes, smelled them, showing a hint of intoxication, then dried the clothes in the air, and at the same time imitated a playful talk.

The main reason is that Bai Suzhen doesn't know how to tell a lie, and when she tells a lie, she imitates the drama. Han Shaoqing knows it well and thinks Bai Suzhen is quite cute.

"I don't know something~"

"Our two sisters moved here from other places, and we don't know the way of life~ I'm afraid that some bad people will hit our two weak girls~"

"That's why I came up with a strange method, that is, to pay Maoshan Taoist priests to come to this room and talk about snake-catching spirits, even if those bad guys want to make a mistake~ they have to avoid three points~~"

Han Shaoqing was soaking in a hot bath, listening to Bai Suzhen's opera, the sound of gongs and drums was automatically made up in his mind, secretly amused in his heart.

Bai Suzhen hasn't learned to lie yet, if she speaks in a playful tone, she must be lying.

Although he knew that Bai Suzhen was deceiving, Han Shaoqing was not angry, instead he felt that Bai Suzhen was more like a little woman.

"Actually~ this is a bitter strategy~ but it's not a way to protect yourself!"

Bai Suzhen, a thousand-year-old snake spirit, used to face mountain spirits and wild monsters, and always went straight. Now it was the first time in her life that she lied, and she racked her brains.

After going around in a circle, and finally justifying what she said, Bai Suzhen let out a long breath of relief.

At this time, the clothes are also dry.

Han Shaoqing put on his clothes, adjusted his appearance, and turned into a handsome young man in a blink of an eye.

Bai Suzhen made a table of small dishes, and Han Shaoqing and Bai Suzhen made them opposite the table.

"Young master, eat quickly, before the food gets cold."

This time, Bai Suzhen used a normal tone, looking at Han Shaoqing affectionately, like a little wife at home.

Bai Suzhen took food for Han Shaoqing, Han Shaoqing grabbed Bai Suzhen's hand: "Why is your hand so red?"

"Ah...well, I accidentally burned my clothes while ironing..."

Bai Suzhen said somewhat unnaturally.

"Rub some soy sauce, it might be better."

Han Shaoqing dipped some soy sauce on the plate with his hands, and spread it on Bai Suzhen's hands.

"Oh, it hurts~"

Bai Suzhen was ashamed in despair, her eyebrows and eyes were like lightning, and she let out a moan that made people's blood gushing.

Han Shaoqing felt that his concentration had been tested.

[There is still a lack of xinxing! 】

"Girl, I'm here to return the umbrella."

"Well, come with me~"

Bai Suzhen got up and took Han Shaoqing's hand into the boudoir. As she walked, her clothes faded away.

[It is clearly to seduce me. 】

"Young master, come quickly~"

Bai Suzhen lay down on the cool couch, showing her beautiful back, and stretched out her fingers, as if the soul-stirring one.

Although Bai Suzhen has cultivated into a human body, her relationship is still a blank slate, and she doesn't know much about human morality. Once she finds someone, she will devote herself wholeheartedly.

This can also be regarded as one of the demon nature. Compared with the twists and turns of human beings, demons are often more direct.

The clothes are all off, the hospitality is hard to refuse!
Han Shaoqing had no reason to refuse, and cooperated with Bai Suzhen to go to Wushan.

Xiaoqing had already tidied up the blind Taoist priest, and was watching and studying outside, muttering: "Climbing is called walking, which is called returning the umbrella. It's really hard to be a human being!"

([-] words omitted here.)
Six hours, so terrifying!
That is to say, Han Shaoqing is in good health, otherwise he really couldn't bear it.

At the same time, I was a little puzzled, how could Xu Xian withstand it?

It can be seen from this that Xu Xian is not useless, at least he has a skill!

Xiaoqing said that she had lost her studies, but she didn't know why the two tails were a little soft and she didn't want to move them.

"Suzhen, let's get married."

Although Han Shaoqing is a scumbag, he will be responsible.

"Marriage, okay, I'll listen to you."

Bai Suzhen nestled in Han Shaoqing's arms, seeming to be reminiscing about something, with a happy smile on her face.

It is relatively simple for two people to get married.

An auspicious day was chosen, and Han Shaoqing used eight sedan chairs to make it clear that the matchmaker was marrying Bai Suzhen.

Neither of them had parents, relatives or friends, so they invited some neighbors as guests, just to make fun of it.

As soon as I heard that there is no need to accompany the wedding ceremony, the surrounding neighbors still actively participated.

After the three worships, Bai Suzhen was Han Shaoqing's man.

Wedding candles.

This time it took three days, and the indescribable plot was as many as [-] words.

Xiaoqing was listening to the corner again, no, she was studying.

Increased a lot of knowledge!
At the same time, I was a little worried about killing people.

Fortunately, Han Shaoqing survived with strength.

Flash forward three days.

Bai Suzhen just came back to her senses, seeing that Han Shaoqing was still in good spirits, she felt that Han Shaoqing was not very human, but she didn't say anything.

Xiaoqing has been miserable these days.

Climb up the wall for a while, hide by the window for a while, and eat the mosquitoes flying around when you are hungry.

Seeing Han Shaoqing and Bai Suzhen "returning the umbrella", I felt a little lonely in my heart.

She doesn't want to adapt to human life like Bai Suzhen, and she doesn't want to "be a human".

She just didn't want to be separated from Bai Suzhen, so she worked hard to learn Bai Suzhen's every move.

But now the other party is a pair, and she is practicing solo, so she can't learn it!

It's so hard to be a human being!
The only advantage, probably, is eating mosquitoes now, and her sister won't care.

Or there is no empty tube.

But then again, why would a snake eat a mosquito?

After getting dressed, Han Shaoqing went out for the first time after getting married and bought some ingredients to go home.

On the way, I met the blind Taoist again.

It's just that the blind Taoist priest at this time has ferocious head horns, and it seems that he was teased by Xiaoqing before.

"Ah."

The blind Taoist seemed to have noticed something, and asked the boy beside him, "Apprentice, who is in front?"

"Master, it's the scholar who stopped us a few days ago."

A boy replied.

The blind Taoist priest was a little surprised: "You didn't die, but you have a demonic aura on your body. Now stay away from this place quickly, and maybe you can escape."

"I think it's you who should leave. Get out of the way and don't block my way home."

Han Shaoqing said and squeezed past.

The blind Taoist stomped his feet angrily: "Stubborn, stupid!"

(End of this chapter)