King of Special Forces Thief God
Chapter 26 The fungus is ripe
Chapter 26 The fungus is ripe
Chapter 27 The Fungus Is Ripe
On the QH International Airport, on the direct flight to Bidu in Yunnan, after Ye Luoyang and Tang Xiaoxiao boarded the plane and took their seats in the business class, Tang Xiaoxiao looked at the flight attendants who kept spinning around Ye Luoyang, and couldn't help but pursed his lips. Ye Luoyang smiled lightly.
"I said Ye Luoyang, your charm is really not small! Wherever you go, there are people peeping at you!"
Tang Xiaoxiao stretched out his hand and poked Ye Luoyang, who was just playing with his phone with his head down, and reminded him kindly.
Ye Luoyang was reading the newly updated novel on his mobile phone, enjoying it, and when he heard Tang Xiaoxiao's reminder, he said without raising his head, "Don't disturb me, after the plane takes off, I won't be able to connect to the Internet soon. , I haven’t finished the latest chapter yet.”
"There are beautiful women! What novels are you still reading! Are you a straight man of steel?" Tang Xiaoxiao looked at his meticulous appearance, and couldn't help asking with some doubts, "You should look up, look, the one just now , the breasts and thighs are long and the waist is thin, how exciting!"
Ye Luoyang waved his hands repeatedly, "Not interested, not interested!"
"Really? You're not interested in such a beautiful girl dangling in front of your eyes? You shouldn't?" Tang Xiaoxiao was surprised.
Unable to bear Tang Xiaoxiao's repeated 'reminders', Ye Luoyang casually glanced at the stewardess who was still wandering not far away after reading the latest chapter, and said leisurely: "Well, the appearance is not bad, and I can play 89 Let’s share, but I’m still not interested.”
"Why? Since you also think she is very beautiful, why don't you go up and make an appointment? You can see that she has just circled around you a few times just now. You can tell by her expression that she is interested in you. As long as you make a move, it is not an appointment. One right?"
Ye Luoyang lowered his head again, as if he was really unmoved, "I'm a clean freak, and this woman's private life is a bit too chaotic, it's estimated that hundreds of people will be beheaded, and the fungus is so familiar that I can't see it! I don't want to be a part of it, it's kind of disgusting..."
What the hell?
Tang Xiaoxiao couldn't help but froze when he heard Ye Luoyang's swearing answer, and looked at Ye Luoyang in disbelief, "Is it true? You dare to be so sure just by looking at it? You are not talking nonsense, are you? Such slander The little girl is not good!"
Ye Luoyang pointed to the stewardess who was not far away, and said, "Have you seen the makeup on her face? Whether it's foundation, eye cream, or eye shadow... and her fingernails, earrings , no matter what it is, there is no high-end luxury that can't be taken down. You say that she is an ordinary flight attendant, how much money can she have to buy such expensive things? And this is still exposed for people to see. You want to say that no man spends money on her? Hehe, I wouldn't even believe it!"
At this moment, the stewardess whom he pointed out turned her head and smiled at Ye Luoyang as if she had a heart, with an indescribably soft and charming expression in her bones.
Tang Xiaoxiao still refused to believe that the pure-looking stewardess in front of him could be as miserable as he said, so he retorted: "You are all guessing out of thin air!"
Ye Luoyang curled his lips, "Why don't you believe it? Let me tell you, that woman can only have sex for three years at most. Do the math, what kind of concept is this? That means changing at least three men a month!"
Tang Xiaoxiao shook his head disdainfully, with disbelief on his face, and then pointed to himself, "Since what you said is so eloquent, why don't you take a look at me?"
"You..." Ye Luoyang chuckled, "You're not bad, you're still guarding the last line of defense, right? And you haven't gotten close to a man too much... It's amazing!"
After Tang Xiaoxiao reacted for a while, he finally came to his senses, his face blushed half the sky.
Her beautiful eyes widened, "What do you mean? You mean no one wants this girl?!"
The old god Ye Luoyang folded his arms around his chest, "Just say what I said, right?"
Tang Xiaoxiao didn't want to answer his question at all, so he turned his head away and snorted coldly.
However, there was a strange ripple in my heart.
What the hell!
He was actually right!What Ye Luoyang said is right, she is indeed still a virgin, and she has never kissed anyone, not even hugged fiercely!
But these things, did he really see them with just one glance?
This is too mysterious!
But after thinking about it, I didn't have a boyfriend when I joined the army. After joining the army, I was as arrogant as her, and she naturally looked down on ordinary men. With the hard training all day, how could I have time to meet the opposite sex?As long as Ye Luoyang grasps this point, he will naturally not be able to guess her experience by following the clues!
Thinking of this, Tang Xiaoxiao snorted disdainfully, and turned to look at Ye Luoyang: "You are definitely a blind cat and a mouse, I am a special soldier, how can I have time to fall in love in the army? Just think about it carefully, Anyone can guess it!"
Ye Luoyang shrugged indifferently, "You don't believe me anyway, so why should I bother? Stop talking!"
As he spoke, he stretched out a hand to cover his mouth and yawned, indicating that he was about to squint for a while.
"I got up at four o'clock this morning. I'm almost sleepy. I want to sleep for a while. Call me when it's time."
Ye Luoyang lay down on the back of the leather chair. Just as he was about to squint his eyes and fall asleep, Tang Xiaoxiao poked him with his elbow and shook him up.
"Are you a pig? How do you know how to sleep! The journey is boring, chat with me for a while!"
Ye Luoyang's eyes were blurred, and he murmured, "What are you talking about?"
Tang Xiaoxiao blinked, "What else can I talk about? Can I still talk to you about women? Of course it's about this mission!"
"Okay, then tell me, I'll listen." Ye Luoyang leaned back on the chair while talking, finding a more comfortable position for himself.
"Ye Luoyang, since you are so good at stealing, it must be easy to find someone, right?"
Find someone?
Probably similar to tracking the target, right?
Looking at Tang Xiaoxiao's questioning look, Ye Luoyang couldn't help but nodded and said: "That's right, but it's a little different, if my target person is being followed by me, then I will definitely not let him escape from sight , but this time, we don't even know where He Lu is, so I don't dare to guarantee it."
"This is a matter of life and death for Lu Xue. You can't be joking! You are still not a man, how can a man say that he is not good?"
Ye Luoyang chuckled, "When did I say I can't do it? Why don't I let you try it tonight when I get off the plane?"
"You're going to die! You're talking about business!" Tang Xiaoxiao said coquettishly, "Are you sure you can find the whereabouts of Lu Xue?"
After thinking for a moment, Ye Luoyang said, "Well, it depends on the specific situation, let me think about it..."
After saying this, Ye Luoyang closed his eyes and fell into a doze. Tang Xiaoxiao couldn't help frowning when he saw his relaxed face, but he didn't wake him up again.
……
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 27 The Fungus Is Ripe
On the QH International Airport, on the direct flight to Bidu in Yunnan, after Ye Luoyang and Tang Xiaoxiao boarded the plane and took their seats in the business class, Tang Xiaoxiao looked at the flight attendants who kept spinning around Ye Luoyang, and couldn't help but pursed his lips. Ye Luoyang smiled lightly.
"I said Ye Luoyang, your charm is really not small! Wherever you go, there are people peeping at you!"
Tang Xiaoxiao stretched out his hand and poked Ye Luoyang, who was just playing with his phone with his head down, and reminded him kindly.
Ye Luoyang was reading the newly updated novel on his mobile phone, enjoying it, and when he heard Tang Xiaoxiao's reminder, he said without raising his head, "Don't disturb me, after the plane takes off, I won't be able to connect to the Internet soon. , I haven’t finished the latest chapter yet.”
"There are beautiful women! What novels are you still reading! Are you a straight man of steel?" Tang Xiaoxiao looked at his meticulous appearance, and couldn't help asking with some doubts, "You should look up, look, the one just now , the breasts and thighs are long and the waist is thin, how exciting!"
Ye Luoyang waved his hands repeatedly, "Not interested, not interested!"
"Really? You're not interested in such a beautiful girl dangling in front of your eyes? You shouldn't?" Tang Xiaoxiao was surprised.
Unable to bear Tang Xiaoxiao's repeated 'reminders', Ye Luoyang casually glanced at the stewardess who was still wandering not far away after reading the latest chapter, and said leisurely: "Well, the appearance is not bad, and I can play 89 Let’s share, but I’m still not interested.”
"Why? Since you also think she is very beautiful, why don't you go up and make an appointment? You can see that she has just circled around you a few times just now. You can tell by her expression that she is interested in you. As long as you make a move, it is not an appointment. One right?"
Ye Luoyang lowered his head again, as if he was really unmoved, "I'm a clean freak, and this woman's private life is a bit too chaotic, it's estimated that hundreds of people will be beheaded, and the fungus is so familiar that I can't see it! I don't want to be a part of it, it's kind of disgusting..."
What the hell?
Tang Xiaoxiao couldn't help but froze when he heard Ye Luoyang's swearing answer, and looked at Ye Luoyang in disbelief, "Is it true? You dare to be so sure just by looking at it? You are not talking nonsense, are you? Such slander The little girl is not good!"
Ye Luoyang pointed to the stewardess who was not far away, and said, "Have you seen the makeup on her face? Whether it's foundation, eye cream, or eye shadow... and her fingernails, earrings , no matter what it is, there is no high-end luxury that can't be taken down. You say that she is an ordinary flight attendant, how much money can she have to buy such expensive things? And this is still exposed for people to see. You want to say that no man spends money on her? Hehe, I wouldn't even believe it!"
At this moment, the stewardess whom he pointed out turned her head and smiled at Ye Luoyang as if she had a heart, with an indescribably soft and charming expression in her bones.
Tang Xiaoxiao still refused to believe that the pure-looking stewardess in front of him could be as miserable as he said, so he retorted: "You are all guessing out of thin air!"
Ye Luoyang curled his lips, "Why don't you believe it? Let me tell you, that woman can only have sex for three years at most. Do the math, what kind of concept is this? That means changing at least three men a month!"
Tang Xiaoxiao shook his head disdainfully, with disbelief on his face, and then pointed to himself, "Since what you said is so eloquent, why don't you take a look at me?"
"You..." Ye Luoyang chuckled, "You're not bad, you're still guarding the last line of defense, right? And you haven't gotten close to a man too much... It's amazing!"
After Tang Xiaoxiao reacted for a while, he finally came to his senses, his face blushed half the sky.
Her beautiful eyes widened, "What do you mean? You mean no one wants this girl?!"
The old god Ye Luoyang folded his arms around his chest, "Just say what I said, right?"
Tang Xiaoxiao didn't want to answer his question at all, so he turned his head away and snorted coldly.
However, there was a strange ripple in my heart.
What the hell!
He was actually right!What Ye Luoyang said is right, she is indeed still a virgin, and she has never kissed anyone, not even hugged fiercely!
But these things, did he really see them with just one glance?
This is too mysterious!
But after thinking about it, I didn't have a boyfriend when I joined the army. After joining the army, I was as arrogant as her, and she naturally looked down on ordinary men. With the hard training all day, how could I have time to meet the opposite sex?As long as Ye Luoyang grasps this point, he will naturally not be able to guess her experience by following the clues!
Thinking of this, Tang Xiaoxiao snorted disdainfully, and turned to look at Ye Luoyang: "You are definitely a blind cat and a mouse, I am a special soldier, how can I have time to fall in love in the army? Just think about it carefully, Anyone can guess it!"
Ye Luoyang shrugged indifferently, "You don't believe me anyway, so why should I bother? Stop talking!"
As he spoke, he stretched out a hand to cover his mouth and yawned, indicating that he was about to squint for a while.
"I got up at four o'clock this morning. I'm almost sleepy. I want to sleep for a while. Call me when it's time."
Ye Luoyang lay down on the back of the leather chair. Just as he was about to squint his eyes and fall asleep, Tang Xiaoxiao poked him with his elbow and shook him up.
"Are you a pig? How do you know how to sleep! The journey is boring, chat with me for a while!"
Ye Luoyang's eyes were blurred, and he murmured, "What are you talking about?"
Tang Xiaoxiao blinked, "What else can I talk about? Can I still talk to you about women? Of course it's about this mission!"
"Okay, then tell me, I'll listen." Ye Luoyang leaned back on the chair while talking, finding a more comfortable position for himself.
"Ye Luoyang, since you are so good at stealing, it must be easy to find someone, right?"
Find someone?
Probably similar to tracking the target, right?
Looking at Tang Xiaoxiao's questioning look, Ye Luoyang couldn't help but nodded and said: "That's right, but it's a little different, if my target person is being followed by me, then I will definitely not let him escape from sight , but this time, we don't even know where He Lu is, so I don't dare to guarantee it."
"This is a matter of life and death for Lu Xue. You can't be joking! You are still not a man, how can a man say that he is not good?"
Ye Luoyang chuckled, "When did I say I can't do it? Why don't I let you try it tonight when I get off the plane?"
"You're going to die! You're talking about business!" Tang Xiaoxiao said coquettishly, "Are you sure you can find the whereabouts of Lu Xue?"
After thinking for a moment, Ye Luoyang said, "Well, it depends on the specific situation, let me think about it..."
After saying this, Ye Luoyang closed his eyes and fell into a doze. Tang Xiaoxiao couldn't help frowning when he saw his relaxed face, but he didn't wake him up again.
……
(End of this chapter)
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