I'm crazy

Chapter 490 Nine Serenities
Sheng Nuan looked at the silver-white cube in his hand, and shook it lightly, and Tang Wei inside also shook it.

Then it was quite boring to put it down.

No one asked how to deal with these ghosts after they were taken care of. If they think about it, the end will definitely not be much better.

Heng Lu who had been watching from the side from the beginning to the end was finally remembered at this time, Lin Yuan looked at her, Heng Lu immediately said: "My lord."

Lin Yuan was still playing with the bright gilt jade in his hand slowly, and said calmly: "How did the gilt jade get into Tang Wei's hands?"

Heng Lu explained, "I don't know very well, I only know that Tang Wei got it after going out once."

After she finished speaking, she looked at Lin Yuan cautiously for fear that she would be dissatisfied with her words.

Seeing that Lin Yuan didn't speak again, Heng Lu leaned over to say goodbye with a wink.

Sheng Nuan was very curious about the thing in Lin Yuan's hand, "Sister Lin, what exactly is this?"

Lin Yuan was not interested in answering her doubts, "It's nothing."

The Kunlun Mirror, who has been traveling with Linyuan in the small plane, knows best, but there is nothing special about it. If there is any value, it is just a kind of jade that was very rare and precious thousands of years ago.

Its value lies in the fact that it stays with the owner for a short time.

Jade can retain a little bit of magical power, and after a long period of time, it has a little bit of the master's divine power.

Just a trace of master's divine power can bring huge benefits to any living being.

It was passed around, and for some reason, it was rumored that this kind of effect can help ghosts shape entities. Although this is not false, it can really help ghosts condense entities.

He casually divided the gilt jade into two halves, and Lin Yuan threw the other half to Di Quan and Mu An.

Then he went out first.

Seeing that the few people who had nothing else to do followed Lin Yuan, and after everyone left the haunted house, a black flame suddenly ignited. Burns the soul.

There were screams and howls from the four ghosts in the room, but no one cared now.

After this matter was resolved, Lin Yuan naturally returned to the house, while Sheng Nuan and Que Xidian went to complete her experience.

Of course, Kunlun Mirror stayed in Di Quan's arms and walked away together.

Mu An naturally wouldn't leave, the meaning of his existence was to protect her Majesty, but he was sent away by Lin Yuan with a word.

Although Mu An is usually taciturn and doesn't like to talk, and there is no problem of disturbing her, she still wants to be alone.

In this way, only Lin Yuan returned to the house alone.

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Que Xi sat in the driver's seat and drove the car with spells, while Sheng Nuan sat in the passenger seat holding his mobile phone and didn't know what he was looking at, laughing happily.

Mu An, who has always been reticent, Di Quan, who doesn't like to talk, and Kunlun Jing, who no one cares about, are sitting in the back seat.

In the whole car, there was only the sound of Sheng Nuan who was almost laughing out of his bowels.

Anyway, Magic is driving the car, which is very safe, but Que Xi turned slightly towards Sheng Nuan and asked, "What are you looking at so happily?"

Sheng Nuan raised her head from the phone, with tears still in her big eyes, when she heard this, she slammed the car seat under her buttocks, and burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha, you don't know, you're going to laugh me to death, ahhahahaha..."

When he laughed until his stomach really hurt, he covered his mouth vigorously, but there was still an uncontrollable voice pouring out.

It seems strange to others.

Kunlun Mirror also said: "Stop laughing, speak quickly!"

Sheng Nuan stopped her smile, wiped her tears, and then turned her phone towards them. What came into view was a forum, which was discussing about the tomb of the empress.

At a glance, the screen is full of ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Sheng Nuan put the phone away, and said cheerfully: "I'm really laughing to death, you don't know, I have been following the progress of the Empress's tomb, and it just so happened that not long ago, the group of experts found all kinds of books from the cemetery. , historical records, the truth of many things thousands of years ago."

"And not long ago, the country officially announced a news, hahahahaha, that news is too funny."

Sheng Nuan dug out the official account again, and the latest message at the bottom contained a sentence that made people wonder if it was the official account.

I saw this sentence on it.

"Celebrating the significant progress in the tomb of Empress Mingguang, archaeologists have excavated a large number of precious books from it."

The previous sentence is still serious and very official.

Then the last sentence changed a lot.

"So, kids and big friends, the history books we study are going to be changed, are you moved? Are you very touched, hahaha*^o^*"

That's right, you read that right, this is really what the official account said.

And the comments below are all hahaha, ahhh and woooooo.

Generally speaking, those who hahaha are netizens who eat melon sand sculptures, that is, the revision of history books does not affect them, so they can eat melons so freely.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

As for the bitter woo woo woo, it's the very miserable poor students and anyone who just wants to study the history of the country.

Think about it, I finally memorized the entire ten-page history of the Empress Mingguang of the Qi Dynasty, and now I have to tell them that the history book will be revised.

What kind of human suffering is this?
Moved?
Anyway, they didn't dare to move at all.

life!
Why is it so miserable?
Can we not hurt each other!

For a long time, whether it was established in the Republic of China or the Xinhua Kingdom, the historical knowledge about the Qi Dynasty in the history books has always been the most, and the most important thing is the period of Empress Mingguang.

After the establishment of the Hua Kingdom, it was even worse than the Republic of China.

The most important thing is that other subjects are fine, only history is the subject, whether you are studying literature or theory, you have to study it, and you must study it seriously, and you can't be half-perfunctory.

Otherwise, the terrible, horrible, strict and cruel examination will let you know why the flowers are so popular.

It's still very normal, Qi Chao is definitely the key point in the exam, and it's the kind of point that every test paper has in every exam.

The key is that the teacher who proposes the question can find different angles to propose the question every time, without repeating it once.

And the history of the Qi Dynasty seems to be too much to learn forever.

According to the hard-hearted teaching of the history teacher, the history of the Qi Dynasty below the university level has been deleted. I don’t know how much. If you study history at university, especially the history department, then you can know what is real. of human suffering.

As he talked, the teacher stroked his little hair, and a sigh that was so complicated that he couldn't understand the meaning rang in the students' ears.

As long as they are Chinese, as long as they have been students, there is no one, yes, no one has not felt the fear of being dominated by the horrible subject of history back then.

Even mathematics, a monster with extremely thick blood volume, is not as lethal as history.

Those sleepless and restless days of memorizing history made those who heard it feel sad and those who saw it shed tears.

If everyone's life could be written into a book, the thickest and most thick part would definitely be "The Day I Loved and Killed History".

That is the real history that killed me thousands of times, and I treat history like first love.

But now, when you have finally finished memorizing or are about to finish memorizing, you tell them that the history book will be revised, and all the things you memorized will be changed, and you have memorized it for nothing.

What are you talking about?

I can't hear you! ! ! ! ! !
This is absolutely false, this is absolutely false.

They're still dreaming, still dreaming, yes, they're still dreaming.

All the students who still want to study history are hypnotizing themselves to be dreaming, trying to relieve themselves from such human sufferings.

Regarding the fact that this has caused the whole people to collapse, no one thinks it is exaggerated.

Really, as long as anyone who has studied history, no one thinks this is an exaggeration, because the book is so fucking thick!

And most importantly, not only the books and historical events of the Qi Dynasty were unearthed from the tomb of the Empress this time, the key is that there are several previous dynasties!

What does it mean, folks, what does it mean?
I believe that anyone who has no IQ problem will understand that not only the history of this part of the Qi Dynasty needs to be changed, but also the history of other dynasties!

Do you understand?

And the comments on this matter under the forum that Sheng Nuan read, are literally full of "blood and tears"!

"Heaven! Earth! Please let us go! I beg you!"

"I'm thinking about one thing, it's too late for me to reincarnate..."

"Don't dream upstairs, when do you want to be reincarnated, I tell you, no matter when you are in which dynasty, you have to study history, unless you were reincarnated before the Qi Dynasty, there may not be so much history to learn gone."

"Everyone, I'm sitting on the top of the [-]th floor right now. Let's see you in the next life! I really can't take it anymore, woo woo woo, what a bloody and miserable world this is!"

"Hahaha, I'm different, I've graduated, oh yeah Y(^o^)Y~, hahahaha!!!"

"I'm going, this arrogant and domineering look, brothers and sisters, can you bear it? Follow me and kill him! Make him scream!!!"

"Come on! I'll kill you, can you stop pouring salt on other people's wounds..."

"I'm silently calculating how many years I have left before I can graduate and get out of this sea of ​​suffering... Hey, master, I want to turn my back on the shore, let go of history, and let me become a Buddha right away!"

"Wake up upstairs, these days, monks have to learn history, and even master it."

"..."

"..."

"Here I am again. Just now our superior announced something, saying that in order to better learn and promote our country's culture, the boss of the company asked us to write a paper on the Qi Dynasty and hand it in. I... I don't know what to say How should I put it..."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, the speed of this slap in the face, hahahaha!"

"It's what you deserve! Make you laugh."

"Not bad, good, great, what's your boss's name, tell your brothers and sisters to admire you, hahaha!"

"A thesis, at least [-] words, right?"

"...To tell you the truth, my stomach and hands and feet are cramping from laughing now, so that I accidentally sat down in the toilet..."

"I can't do it, I'm going crazy, there are some sand sculptures in the forum, upstairs, don't tell me you were shitting just now, hahahaha...!"

"...It's true that I just finished shitting, and I haven't had time to rush..."

"...Only these six dots can express my feelings, brother, it's nothing, life, how can there be no unforgettable, pleasant experience full of yellow *papa taste?"

"Hahahahaha, no more, I want to laugh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

"Take it easy upstairs, if the suffocation passes, it won't be worth it."

"Yes, the news report might say something like this: At three o'clock in the afternoon on the evening of the 12th, a man died at home. The reason is unknown. According to on-site research, the man had previously fallen into a toilet full of yellow cakes because of a man. I couldn’t stop laughing because of the news in the news, and it is preliminarily speculated that it may be hypoxia and suffocation caused by laughing, I hope everyone will take warning.”

"..."

"..."

"It's better for me to go first, otherwise I might really laugh out loud in the next second."

"By the way, does anyone still remember our theme?"

"Why don't you remember? Isn't this the suffocation of the man in the case of the yellow poop caused by history? I remember it very clearly."

"(ー_ー)!!"

"Come on, another crazy one."

Sheng Nuan took back the phone and sent the forum address to everyone. Except for the cold-tempered Mu An and Di Quan who couldn't understand what happened, Que Xi and Kunlun Jing couldn't help laughing. Take a breath.

If it weren't for them not being human, Sheng Nuan would really worry that they would laugh like jokes in the forum.

"Hahahaha, why are you so funny!"

"These sand sculpture netizens are really interesting, they are simply a source of happiness!"

Que Xi kept patting the steering wheel with a smile, until there was a click, and the steering wheel fell off.

Sheng Nuan, Kunlun Jing, Mu An, Di Quan: "..."

Everyone stared at Quexi.

"Uh..." Que Xi scratched her head in embarrassment, and then said, "It's okay, just buy another one."

Sheng Nuan, who was in charge of making money, hadn't expressed any opinion on what Que Xi said, but from the corner of his eye, he often saw the very familiar uniforms flashing past after going out.

Then, the next moment, their car was stopped by the traffic police.

"What's the matter with your car? Why doesn't it have a steering wheel?" The traffic policeman knocked on the window.

All eyes were on the driver's seat.

It turned out that after the steering wheel fell off just now, Qi Xi forgot to perform an illusion, the car stopped and was caught by the traffic police.

"..."

The maddening embarrassment of the familiar!
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　Thanks to the enchanting little angel for the reward~\(≧▽≦)/~
　　Thank you little angels for your tickets (^з^)-☆

　　
　
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