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Chapter 496 (The text has nothing to do with buying carefully!)

[Caution!look here!look here!Because I'm planning to end, there may only be one or two planes left, I really don't know what to write, I have a headache when I'm stuck, and I lost a lot of hair. Today I turned on the phone for an hour or two and didn't write a hundred. I can't read the words I barely write. If I write it casually and then send it out, it is irresponsible to my lovely little reader angel, so I still don't write randomly.But because of...a reason everyone knows, I posted this short story that I wrote before. If you like it, you can read it, okay? 】

Susu is a little black and white squirrel. Ten years ago, she was lucky enough to eat thousand-year-old ginseng by mistake. She has become spiritually intelligent. Although she has no father or mother, thanks to the blessing of ginseng, she is living a good life.

Unfortunately, Susu, who was happy and happy in the wild, met a Taoist priest, who was also a Taoist priest who subdued demons and demons. For dozens of years, I listened to Taoism scriptures every day, and the good name was to eliminate demon nature. Susu was really suffering. She really wanted to ask the priest with tears in her eyes. She is a stupid squirrel, but she has just developed some spiritual wisdom, and she is not even a demon. Come on, how demonic can be!But she didn't dare, so she could only cowardly follow the Taoist priest to read scriptures every day.

Time passed, and when the Taoist priest's fate was approaching, he called Susu to him, touched it for the first time and said, "You are a blessed monster. It’s peace, go and have a look after you take shape!”

At that time, Susu was not a demon, but only a little wise. After the Taoist died, Susu stayed in the small bamboo house where they lived for a long time.

It may be because of being used to it by Taoist priests. Susu has been practicing seriously all the time. She still remembers what Taoist priests said: "In this world, you can only rely on yourself, so you must become strong."

As spring goes and autumn comes, Susu takes shape, and her neighbor, the little mole, keeps talking about how wonderful the world is, and she wants to go to the world.

Susu didn't have any currency for human beings, so she suffered a lot along the way, and managed to get to Jiangnan by relying on her friends from all over the world. But Susu grabbed her purse, and it was empty again.

"Hey, did you see the notice? The Qi family is going to recruit a maid, ten taels of silver a month!"

"I see, but the Qi family is very demanding! The two of us don't like it!"

"Let's try it, just in case someone asks for it!"

"That's right, then let's go!"

Susu, who was eavesdropping on the sidelines, hurriedly followed. This is ten taels of silver, which is enough for her to buy many pine nuts. If she succeeds, she will not have to borrow money from Brother Mole, and she can pay back the money she borrowed before. .

In this way, Su Su entered the Qi Mansion as a sweeping maid, although she was the lowest, but Su Su was very happy, she was a sincere monster, she had a lot of strength, she worked very hard, and the manager even raised her wages!

One day, Susu was cleaning the fallen leaves in the yard, when she saw the steward hurriedly stepping in, with a nervous expression on her face, she said, "Hurry up, be quick with your hands and feet, the master is coming back!"

Susu is very curious, she hasn't seen the master in the house yet, is it a very old grandfather?

In the afternoon, she finally met "Grandpa", he is not old at all, he looks too good-looking according to Su Su Yao's aesthetics, Su Su feels that her squirrel's heartbeat is different from before, Su Su Su thought that her spring had come.

Qi Cheng saw a little squirrel in the yard, and asked the housekeeper, "Why did you recruit a squirrel to come in? She's still a girl."

The butler stood aside and said respectfully: "She passed the examination, and her elf quality is not bad, she is a cute little elf."

The last sentence is obviously a personal preference, but the butler has served Qi Cheng for 30 years and knows that he will not be angry because of such a trivial matter.

Sure enough, Qi Cheng took a closer look at the little squirrel, it was really cute, those eyes were almost glued to him.Qi Cheng came to the world since he was an adult, and was distressed for a while because of his overly outstanding appearance and extraordinary bearing. He was very strict in selecting maids in the mansion, but the strange thing is that today the little squirrel's gaze does not let He hates it, but feels extremely uncomfortable, it's because the little squirrel's eyes are too bright, definitely.

Qi Cheng coughed, turned around and said to the housekeeper: "Let people watch this little girl, don't run around, be careful of being eaten."

The butler was very pleased that Wang finally got the hang of it, but his excellent qualities made him resist the urge to ask Wang. It would be bad if he scared Wang away. The butler now likes Susu more and more. Although the species are different, this It's not a problem at all.

Looking at the butler's excited expression on seeing the prey, Qi Cheng didn't know what to say, so he could only say lightly: "You think too much, go and get busy with your business!"

Wang, how do you know what I am thinking? Wang, you are not calling yourself!Cough, but the housekeeper didn't dare to tease Qi Teng anymore, Wang was still very scary when he got angry.

Susu had been quietly watching Qi Cheng's movements. After seeing him and the housekeeper go in, she realized that it was time for a break, so she went to find her brother Mole.

"Brother Mole, Brother Mole, are you there?"

"Susu, what's the matter with you? You're short of money again!" Mole said sleepily.

"Brother Mole, I'm not short of money now. I'm here today to ask for your help." Susu feared that Brother Mole thought she was going to borrow money again, so she said hastily.

The Mole opened its eyes a little, "Oh, let me hear what you have to say."

Susu said loudly, "I have my eye on a man, and I want to mate with him."

"Ahem, cough, Susu, what are you talking about?"

"I said I fell in love with a man, and I want to mate with him." Susu said again calmly.

Mole took a breather, and advised Susu seriously, "Susu, you have to think about it, human life is limited, he can't be with you for a long time, and human is afraid of monsters, he won't to be with you."

Susu was silent for a long time. When the mole thought it persuaded Susu, she saw Susu pursed her lips, revealing her cute dimples, "The Taoist said that a demon can't just stop doing something because he is afraid of something." , and I have the ability to protect myself, if he really doesn't want to be with me, I will leave him."

"Since you've made up your mind, I'll help you chase him."

"Thank you Brother Mole, you are the best!" Susu was very happy, Brother Mole is so smart, she will definitely succeed.

Understanding the meaning of Susu's eyes, Mole said angrily: "Stinky girl, I have never chased anyone before, so don't cry to me if you fail."

Hehe, Susu snickered for a while, and the mole became furious.

Having said that, the Mole rummaged through boxes and chests to find his collection.

"Here." Mole handed some books to Susu.

"Brother Mole, what is this?" Susu flipped through the book and asked.

"These books are my treasures. This is the best book in the world. With these books, chasing your sweetheart is easy."

Seeing the proud appearance of the mole, Susu easily believed it, so...

this evening
According to the method written in the book and modified by Brother Mole, Susu used magic for the first time in the mortal world and conjured a flower. If you ask Susu why she doesn’t buy one, of course Susu has no money. what!

"Susu, remember, you are a maid now, you have to obey the rules, you can't enter the master's door, you just wait for him to come out, and then do this and that."

Susu carefully followed the method taught to her by Brother Mole, and secretly transformed into a prototype to lurk in the grass at the door of Qi Cheng's house, waiting for him to come out.

Speaking of Qi Cheng, I've noticed it since the little guy entered the yard, and I don't know what to do when I see this girl sneaking around?The little girl thought she hid it well, but she didn't know that the fluffy tail was still outside!
Forget it, for the sake of the little girl's hard work, I went out to have a look. Qi Chengjue didn't admit that he was soft-hearted, but just curious.

When Susu heard the doorbell, she carefully put down the flowers in her hand, and quietly emerged from the grass in the form of a human being.Holding the flowers, she walked to Qi Cheng's side.

"Master, I'll send you flowers." Susu deeply remembered Brother Mole telling her to call her "Master".

"Girl, why did you send me flowers?"

"Because, because..." Yes, because of what, by the way, "Because I want to be with you..." Huh, Susu breathed a sigh of relief, and almost said that she had a baby, but Brother Mole said However, men in the world don't like women who are too unrestrained, so dangerous, so dangerous.

Qi Cheng secretly watched Susu's various little movements, and thought, how could she be so cute!Otherwise, just promise her and forget it, no, you won't cherish what you get too easily.

"I don't like you..." It's too absolute, it will hurt the little girl's heart, that's fine, "You want to be with me, but I don't believe you, so how about it, if you persist for a month, I will agree How about being with you?"

Susu was going crazy with joy, and when she got excited, she showed her true nature, "Okay, let's make an agreement, we can't break our promise, and we can't change the hook for 100 years." She learned this method from a child.

Qi Cheng couldn't help laughing, "Okay, the hook must not be changed for 100 years."

Under the moonlight, the little fingers of the two hands, one big and one small, are tightly clasped together, like a red thread binding the past and present.

Since the two made an agreement on the first night, Susu has been carefully reading the scriptures given to her by brother Mole, hoping to learn more experience from the scriptures when cleaning the yard during the day.In the evening, I went to Qi Cheng's Zichen Pavilion to report and exchange feelings.

In the evening, Susu came to Zichen Pavilion again. This time, she didn't have to wait outside secretly, but just opened the door and went in.

Before she could speak, Qi Cheng's voice that made Susu feel dizzy came over, "Why, what did you bring me?"

In the past few days, Susu has been sending him various things, for example, a few pine nuts, clothes, and even jewelry. He should be glad that the jewelry Susu sent is for men, isn't it for women?

Qi Cheng couldn't laugh or cry, this little girl...

Susu heard Qi Cheng's words, and quietly raised the small sachet in her hand, "I am the most valuable thing I have here, you must like it."

"What, did you make the sachet for me yourself? Yes, I really like it. I've never heard that a little girl can be a female celebrity!" Qi Cheng raised his eyebrows.

Susu blushed, and said embarrassedly: "I don't know how to be a female celebrity, the things inside are what I want to give you, open it and have a look."

Qi Cheng took the sachet in doubt, and gently pulled the ribbon of the sachet, and there was a bit of silver in it.Qi Cheng's heart suddenly ached like being pricked by a needle.

This little goblin, I'm afraid she has only saved so much money in the past few days since she came to the world, and now I give it all to him. She is really stupid and doesn't know how to make people love her!

Susu was still explaining, "This is my most valuable thing. I'll give it to you. Do you like it?" When the obsidian-like pupils looked at you so intently, one couldn't help but breathe lightly. For fear of scaring her.

A strange color flashed quickly in Qi Cheng's eyes, as if a monster from the abyss was waking up and swimming past, opening its mouth to devour its prey at some point.

No matter how gentle and elegant he is in front of Susu, it is just a means for him to achieve his goal. His essence is carefully hidden by him, just for fear of scaring this little squirrel
Susu suddenly felt as if she was being watched by some big hunter, and her hair stood on end. Fortunately, this feeling was only for a moment. Maybe it was because she was too busy these days and didn't have enough rest, so she had hallucinations.If Susu noticed Qi Cheng's eyes that seemed to want to eat her, she would not be so naive to think that Qi Cheng is the modest gentleman described in the personal storybook.

Qi Cheng realized that he had lost his composure, restrained his emotions, and said to Susu: "Is your most valuable thing money?"

"Yes! Otherwise, what else is there? Money is really the best thing in the world!" Susu nodded firmly after speaking.

Qi Cheng smiled, and the smile from the heart made his face more attractive, "Susu, do you know..."

"Um?"

"It's okay." You really want me to eat it in one bite!

"Do you like it?" Susu was a little anxious.

"I like it very much. Thank you Susu for the gift." Qi Cheng cherished the little silver that he usually didn't even look at, and put it in the dark cabinet, and locked the key.

Susu was in a hurry, "I gave it to you to let you spend it! Why are you locking it up?"

Qi Cheng coaxed softly: "Look, don't I still have money now? After my money is spent, I will spend yours again. Of course, I will keep your things safe, in case a thief steals them. !"

When Qi Cheng said this, he obviously forgot not to mention his ability as a monster, no monster and people can enter his Zichen Pavilion, even if he is in the world, no thief would dare to steal his identity.

Susu was obviously coaxed by this sentence, and left happily, "Okay, then remember to spend it! If it's not enough, I'll earn more. I'm leaving. I'll come to you tomorrow night!"

Susu, a simple little squirrel, didn't expect that someone who owns such a large mansion would have no money. Even if she thought about it, she probably wouldn't take it seriously.Brother Mole said that as a husband, it is only right and proper to hand over all his property to his wife.

It seems something is wrong, don't worry, today is another happy day, my daughter-in-law will agree to be with me soon, la la la la la!

In the room, Qi Cheng heard Susu's cheerful voice gradually fade away, and even his mood was stained with Susu's happiness. He took out the broken silver and played it carefully in his hand.

Qi Cheng thought to himself, this time it was really a mess.

Susu didn't know that her daughter-in-law had fallen in love with her, so she looked at the story book with trepidation and lay down on the table to sum up her experience earnestly.

Sending flowers to my daughter-in-law——

Shopping for my daughter-in-law——

Hand over property to daughter-in-law——

……

Well, this is already done.

What else to do, let's see.

Learn to speak sweet words-this is a bit difficult, and you need to practice more.

I want to buy a house for my daughter-in-law—come on, work hard to earn money, buy a big house at that time, and bring Brother Mole, Sister Carp and Grandpa Squirrel to the town to live a good life.

……

Susu looked at the remaining unfinished tasks, and felt that the road ahead was long, and the road to getting a wife was far away, so she couldn't help but eat a few pine nuts.

Recently, Susu feels that her way of chasing his wife is not going well. The specific manifestation is that Qi Cheng is avoiding her, and he doesn't smile when he sees her, although he didn't smile much before.

She decided to go to Qi Cheng to clarify, Susu turned into a prototype, jumped up the eaves, just jumped on the roof of Zichen Pavilion, when she heard a strange voice talking to Qi Cheng.

"King." Wang? Susu held his breath, maybe the people in the room were restless, and Qi Teng, who was usually keen, didn't notice Susu's arrival.Susu tried her best to hide her breath and continued to listen
"My lord, your last Ninety-Nine Heavenly Tribulation is just around the corner. You should return to your clan as soon as possible to prepare for this time." The person in the room said in a respectful but eager tone.

"I see, let's go!" The voice that used to be as clear as the breeze and the moon was full of ruthlessness.

"King!" The man in the room wanted to persuade him again.

"Get down!" There are two words that cannot be doubted.

"Yes, my subordinates retire."

In the room, Qi Cheng rubbed the center of his brows, hesitation flashed across his handsome face for the first time.

If she returns to the clan, she will inevitably be separated from the little girl. The little girl has a pure heart, and if she doesn't see him then, she might be in a hurry.But if he doesn't go back, not to mention the commotion caused in the world, he is not completely sure that he can survive this catastrophe safely with his strength alone.

Forget it, let's go back!

Compared with the current situation of getting along with each other, it is better to recover from the injury early after the catastrophe and then come back to see the little girl, so as not to worry her, she just needs to find a good excuse!
I have been busy arranging the magical artifacts in the catastrophe these days, and I haven't seen the little girl for a long time. The little squirrel should become a little furry mouse!

In the room, Qi Cheng couldn't help but feel happy when he thought of Susu's furry prototype, and Susu who was lying on the eaves was amazed.

She tried her best to recall with her squirrel head, what did she hear just now, Heavenly Tribulation? She knows that monsters have to go through nine ninety-nine heavenly catastrophes during their long training, and even she is thinking that it will take another 7000 years to arrive For the first time, he practiced hard and did not dare to relax.

But why did Qi Cheng want to cross the catastrophe?
Is he also a monster?
The first time Susu figured this out, what came to her heart was not the anger that was concealed by the daughter-in-law, but the rejoicing, that's great, the daughter-in-law is also a goblin, so they can be together for a long time, this is really Su Su. The good news that Su even wakes up from a dream with a smile.

Susu came back to her senses and remembered the important point, Qi Cheng is going to cross the catastrophe?!

When Susu first followed the Taoist priest, she once saw a monster crossing the catastrophe. It was a fox demon with 5 years of Taoism, but it turned into scorched earth under the thunderstorm.

Although there were Taoist priests' comforting teachings, this incident still left a deep shadow on Susu. That kind of fear still lingers in her heart.

Now, is Qi Cheng going to cross the catastrophe?

Thinking of this, panic appeared in Susu's big eyes, and she couldn't help but feel palpitations. She wanted to find a way.

Susu jumped off the eaves, and left the Qi mansion without disturbing anyone, and came to the mole's residence.

"Brother Mole, open the door quickly! Open the door quickly!" Susu knocked several times but no one answered, the Mole was not at home.

Susu's long eyelashes trembled slightly, and she covered her heart, what should she do?She is going to have a baby with Qi Cheng!I want to be with him for a long time!She still has so many things she hasn't said to Qi Cheng, so many things she hasn't done with Qi Cheng! ...

Susu bent down in pain, what should she do?
Yes, there is also Grandpa Squirrel, Grandpa Squirrel must have a solution, she is going to find Grandpa Squirrel.

"Grandpa, grandpa, are you there? Susu has something to do with you!"

An old and kind voice came from the towering ancient tree, "Susu, what's the matter? Who bullied you, tell grandpa, grandpa will teach him a lesson for you! Our Susu is the most beautiful girl on Shushan, so don't cry !” Then I saw a silver-white squirrel picking down from the tree.

Seeing the figure of Grandpa Squirrel, Susu couldn't control her tears even more, but she still gave a big smile and said to him: "Grandpa, Susu didn't cry, Susu came back this time to ask you, you know how the fairy crosses the catastrophe?" What should I do?"

"What? Who is going to cross the catastrophe?"

"Grandpa, it's my daughter-in-law. He's going to cross the catastrophe. I don't know how to help him!"

Grandpa Squirrel touched Susu's head, "Why don't you rush, take your time, everything will be fine!"

After being comforted by Grandpa Squirrel, Susu obviously calmed down a lot, listening to Grandpa Squirrel tell her about the catastrophe.

"Susu, this is a catastrophe! When the person crossing the catastrophe is crossing the catastrophe, no matter how high your cultivation level is, you can't help him. Once you enter the range of the catastrophe, the catastrophe will even hit you .Not only can you not help him, but you will also increase the power of the catastrophe."

Susu pursed her lips, her face pale, "Then I can't help him with anything?"

"Susu! Grandpa knows you are sad, but you really can't help him." Grandpa Squirrel rubbed his paws and said with a helpless expression.

Just when Grandpa Squirrel was about to say something to comfort Susu, the sky thundered suddenly, and the clouds were densely covered with thunder one after another, full of ominous omens.

"How could it be? How could it be so fast? Grandpa, why is it so fast?" Susu's pale face was printed by the silver-white lightning, and his voice trembled.

The hand holding Grandpa Squirrel was so hard that it seemed that it would break in the next second.

"Susu, don't worry, don't worry!"

"Susu, Susu..." Grandpa Squirrel's voice was left behind, and another burst of thunder sounded, and the squirrels who met in black and white ran to the place where the thunder roared.

Susu kept in mind Grandpa Squirrel's advice, don't disturb him, don't let him get distracted.

All the green trees were destroyed, and the forest that used to be full of chirping birds and insects was now dead and peaceful, with a radius of hundreds of miles, like hell on earth.

Susu looked at the figure standing unsteadily in the center of Lei Jie, the dark gold embroidered Xuanyi was not at all gorgeous.The nails dug into the soft flesh of the palm, and there was no pain at all.The pain in the heart along with breathing slowly eroded Susu's sanity.

One, two, three...

"Susu, don't worry, I'm fine! My little girl, don't cry."

Qi Cheng took a deep breath, and gently wiped Susu's tears with his hand that was burnt black by Lei Jie. He no longer wanted to know how Susu knew all this, he just wanted to embrace this little fairy who dominated his joys, sorrows and joys. in arms.

"Hey, go to sleep! You'll be fine when you wake up." Qi Cheng closed Susu's red eyes with his hand, and whispered in her ear.

Susu felt an uncontrollable drowsiness hit her, and gradually lost consciousness.

"My girl, my baby, have a sweet dream. After you wake up, you won't be able to decide everything." It seemed that a strange beast from the abyss was bewitching her to fall, Susu thought in a daze, if it was Qi Cheng, she would fall. , it doesn't matter!
"King, everything is under preparation, please take a look."

Qi Cheng took the album handed over by his subordinates, "How is the queen?"

"Report to the king, the queen is now in your Zichen Pavilion, everything is fine."

"Go down!"

"Yes, my subordinates retire."

When Qi Cheng came to the inner room of Zichen Pavilion, he saw his Susu fast asleep on the bed.Qi Cheng put his hand on Susu's slightly opened lips, and rubbed his white fingertips lightly on it, but there was no expression on his face, only the waves in his eyes could detect some fluctuations in his mood.

Fingers caressed the pale cheek, and then licked it on the thin lips.If Su Su is awake, she is afraid that she will be stunned by Qi Cheng's series of actions. The person in her mind who is the image of a modest son obviously does not do this kind of thing.

Qi Cheng couldn't help but think of the Heavenly Tribulation again. When the first Heavenly Tribulation fell, he regretted it. The power of the last Ninety-Nine Heavenly Tribulation was so great that he was full of unwillingness at that time. roar.

Why didn't I possess her earlier, she belongs to me, doesn't she?You see, he is such a selfish and greedy person.

Qi Cheng leaned down and kissed Susu's forehead, he told himself in his heart, and also told her: "You can't escape!"

Susu just woke up, and before she could react, she was cleaned up, washed, and changed by a few little monsters who were younger than her. Although their movements were very light, Susu still needed a The demon answered her questions for her!
"Hey, that!" Before Susu could ask her doubts, she saw that among the little demons, the one who was obviously more powerful smiled at her and said, "Queen, what you want to ask will be answered by the king later." , please rest assured."

Susu had no choice but to keep her own problems in her heart, and let them go. Anyway, Qi Teng would not harm her. I have to say that Susu is really careless sometimes.

Thousands of monsters stand upright, the marriage of the monster clan is not as noisy as in the human world, on the contrary it is very solemn.

Susu wore a complicated and gorgeous black wedding dress, stepped up to the altar, and walked towards Qi Cheng who was standing beside the altar.

"My name is Qi Cheng, the king of the monster clan. Today, under the witness of all the monsters, I made a contract with you. The heaven and the earth are immortal, and the contract will last forever. Do you wish?"

It took Susu some time to understand these words, which meant that I finally got a wife.

She looked around and saw Brother Mole, Sister Carp and Grandpa Squirrel who were at the forefront of the demon clan, and saw many big and small monsters that she didn't know.

Susu looked at Qi Cheng, who had been waiting for her for a long time, and pleaded in his usually gentle eyes, and a thought suddenly appeared in his heart, "Qi Cheng, call me husband, and I will promise you."

Qi Cheng seemed to be stunned for a moment, and then a smile appeared on his handsome face, and his pupils, which were as sunken as an abyss in the past, also had a touching color.

"Husband!"

Susu imitated the scholars in the world and made a bow: "My lady is polite, and I will ask my lady to take care of me for the rest of my life!"

"it is good!"

(End of this chapter)