I'm dying in Marvel

Chapter 11 The Great Harvest

When Joss repeated No. 17 times to cast the Diamond Star Fist, after a total of three minutes and 24 seconds passed, the belated American team Steve and Iron Man Tony Stark finally arrived at the scene.

However, what they didn't expect was that when the two came here, the battle had already ended.

It's just that the end didn't end with anyone being defeated. On the contrary, everyone present, no matter the enemy or us, all sat on the ground with expressions of lovelessness.

Jason still wanted to fight, but the mutation and strengthening he relied on serum already consumed a lot of vitality, and after being dragged by Joss for such a period of time, he was exhausted and unable to move.

"Nick? Natasha? What's going on here?"

The two who had already prepared for battle were a little confused by the scene in front of them, but their reactions were still not slow.

Steve came to Nick Fury and asked them carefully, while Tony leaped to Jason, guarding against this huge monster that didn't look like a friendly unit.

Over there, Nick Fury and Steve were explaining the status quo, but here Joss was so tired that he collapsed to the ground.

Even if it's just a starting move without any real power, the Diamond Star Fist is still a holy warrior's martial skill. After performing it a dozen times in a row with a mortal body, he is quite tired now.

But now that Captain America and Iron Man are here, Joss doesn't have to worry about anything at all.

After all, one is Marvel Kakashi who can get [-]/[-] with anyone, the other is a krypton gold player who can take out anti-armor against anyone, and Jason, a mere mutant, can turn over even if he has an unknown serum. Can't afford any waves.

After that, things were handed over to S.H.I.E.L.D., and Joss got his wish and became the only person who entered S.H.I.E.L.D. this year.

No way, the assessment stopped halfway, and most of the people didn't finish the test.

What's more, there is a remnant of Hydra among the newcomers. Please don't punctuate the sentence above. The rest of the S.H.I.E.L.D.

However, none of these things had much to do with Joss. He was lying in his apartment at this time and counting the proceeds this time.

In addition to the hidden mission, Joss' death rate is as high as 52 points. This mission can be called a bumper harvest.

The first thing is to get [-] points, which the system calls the source of death, but in the next second the system directly deducts all of them, saying it is for upgrading.

On top of that, Joss gets a whole six new abilities!

[Name: Useless Omniscient]

【Rarity: N】

[Effect: You know all the useless knowledge in this world. 】

[PS: Did you know that urine is colorful under a microscope? 】

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【Name: Chest Electric Induction】

[Rarity: R]

[Effect: Regardless of the distance, telepathy with the person with the largest European faction among the people you know]

[PS: It’s a good ability when you’re dating, unless you’re a poor-breasted person. 】

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[The essence of human beings is...]

【Rarity: The essence of human beings is...】

[Effect: The essence of human beings is...]

[PS: The essence of human beings is...]

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【Smile proudly】

【Rarity: N】

[Effect: You can smile proudly while speaking, and it will not affect your speech. 】

[Trigger set effect when possessing Charming Smile at the same time: Nothing can stop you from being arrogant/Smiling Charming]

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【Rein in your horse】

【Rarity: N】

[Effect: When you yell "Rein in your horse!" in any moving state, you can forcibly stop moving. 】

[PS: If you plan to use it inside a vehicle such as a train or an airplane, please prepare for the funeral. 】

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[Name: This is a transformation ability with complex preconditions]

[Rarity: SR]

[Effect: When it is 1:1:[-] noon on Thursday and it is raining heavily in your area, after eating ten durians within [-] minute, you will become someone else for [-] minute. 】

[PS: Just like its name, this is a transformation ability with very complicated prerequisites. 】

Looking at the six new abilities drawn from the system panel, if he was dissatisfied with the system before, Joss now...is still quite dissatisfied.

This kind of system that seems to have a cramp in his brain, he will be crazy if he likes it!

Among the six abilities, only one SR is a guarantee for system upgrades. Among the five abilities obtained after joining the S.H.I.E.L.D. The face is so dark that it is about to explode!
Even if the issue of rarity is not considered, how obvious is the ability this time that it feels even more mentally handicapped!What the hell are all these ones!

Just look at which SR ability, not to mention the bunch of prerequisites is enough trouble, even if he can really gather all these conditions, what can he do if he becomes someone else for 1 minute? ?
Mystique's transformation is still semi-permanent anyway, even if you sneak in for 1 minute, you have just reached the gate? ? ?
Well, anyway, from the name to the PS, I have vomited everything I can vomit, and Joss said that he has nothing to say.

"Tsk... But at least the previous guess is correct. Although the ability provided by this system is poisonous, if used properly, the effect is not bad."

In any case, this system is also his only reliance now, so Joss has to think hard about how to maximize its effect, or make it practical.

"As far as these abilities themselves are concerned, most of them are not very effective, or they are activated in a strange way, but if placed at the right time and place, they can exert extremely powerful power."

Things like the Diamond Star Fist, although they showed their prowess today, but if the enemy is replaced with a stronger existence, obviously the result will not be changed in any way.

For example, if Joss was facing Purple Sweet Potato Essence just now, even if he was exhausted by jumping up and down, the situation of the battle would not change in the slightest.

After all, this time Joss can delay until the Avengers come to clean up the mess. Who can come to reinforce when the purple sweet potato essence strikes?

Going a little further, Brother Wufly's power is also a relatively subtle ability. He was able to use this to irritate Jason to such an extent because Jason's anger towards Joss had already reached its peak at that time, and other The character is not the kind of person who is good at forbearance.

If it is said that Jason's anger towards Joss is [-], after being irritated by Joss, it will directly explode to [-].

But if his own anger towards Joss was only zero, no matter how much he forced his anger, the result would still be zero.

It can be said that in order to achieve today's results, apart from the effect of the ability itself, perhaps "luck" is the best player in the game today.

(End of this chapter)