The little writer in the love apartment
Chapter 173 Entering the Delivery Room
Chapter 173 Entering the Delivery Room
Seeing Zhao Haitang blocking them, he said: "You'd better get out of the way immediately, or you will be finished when my boyfriend comes over."
Zhao Haitang said disdainfully: "Yo, I'm so scared, who is your boyfriend? Such a big face."
When Meijia heard this line, she couldn't help laughing, why is this line so funny.
Dali looked at Zhao Haitang and said, "My boyfriend is a school bully, Lin Yi, be afraid."
Zhao Haitang stared at this name, and said, "What? Lin Yi is your boyfriend? Then you are my sister-in-law?"
Lin Yi came over at this time, looked at Zhao Haitang and said, "Zhao Haitang, what's wrong?"
Seeing Lin Yi's appearance, Zhao Haitang shivered and said, "Boss, boss, it's nothing, it's just that."
When Zhao Haitang read this line, his heart collapsed, why Lin Yi is his boss, he refused to accept it.
Lin Yi saw Zhao Haitang moaning, and said impatiently: "What's the matter, tell me quickly."
After Dali saw Lin Yi, he said, "Lin Yi, why are you here?"
It was quite sudden for Lin Yi to see Dali's appearance, because Lin Yi had offended her before.
That's right, this is a love story between a vulgar school bully and a school trash. The current plot is that the school bully hates the school trash.
Lin Yi looked at Zhao Haitang and said, "What's wrong?"
Hearing the surprise in Dali's tone, Zhao Haitang looked at Lin Yi and said, "Boss, just now this little girl said she was your girlfriend."
Lin Yi heard the words, looked at Dali playfully, and walked towards Dali slowly.
Lin Yi's walking posture is very social, and people can't help but want to back away, but Dali is obviously this kind of obedient girl, backed a few steps, and reached the corner.
Lin Yi walked up to Dali, put one hand on the wall, looked at Dali, and said in a frivolous tone, "Why didn't I know that I have such a lovely girlfriend?"
Seeing this scene, Meijia almost went crazy, that's it, that's it! ! !
In order not to affect the performance of the actors, Meijia covered her mouth to prevent herself from making a sound.
Hearing Lin Yi's lines vigorously, his heart was touched, it was so provocative.
Although Dali was moved, he was still performing.
She slightly turned her head away, preventing herself from looking at the person in front of her, and said, "Rogue."
Lin Yi grinned when he heard these two words: "You spread rumors that you are my girlfriend, and you say I'm a hooligan?"
As he spoke, Lin Yi raised Dali's chin with his other hand, making her look at him.
His chin was raised vigorously, he looked at Lin Yi, but couldn't say a word.
Lin Yi looked at Dali and said: "Look carefully, you are really cute. It seems not bad to have a girlfriend like you. From now on, I will be your boyfriend."
After finishing speaking, Lin Yi lowered his head and kissed Dali's lips.
Mika: "!!!"
other people:"!!!"
who am I? where am I?
I'm dying!
This scene is so exciting!
Dali felt that Lin Yi was so handsome at this moment, she was immersed in this feeling, her head was foggy, she didn't know what she was going to do.
Fortunately, Dali is a rational player.
Under everyone's gaze, he blushed vigorously and pushed Lin Yi away, trying to escape.
But Dali slipped his foot and fell to the ground.
Seeing this scene, Lin Yi laughed and hugged her horizontally, and said, "Run in such a hurry? Where are you going in such a hurry? My girlfriend."
Dali felt dizzy, this feeling was too wonderful.
Everyone else is smiling, which is also very nice.
Although the plot is vulgar after all, the actors are great.
Seeing this scene, Meijia couldn't hold back any longer, and shouted: "The bridal chamber, the bridal chamber."
Lin Yi looked at Meijia speechlessly and said, "How can this be a bridal chamber?"
When Meijia heard this, she also looked depressed, what's the point of not being able to see the bridal chamber of her favorite cp.
Just as she was thinking about it, she suddenly felt a pain in her stomach. She patted Qiao hard and said, "It's all your fault, this old lady has to suffer this kind of crime."
Ziqiao didn't lose her temper after being photographed, and said in a good voice: "Yes, yes, thank you for your hard work."
Lin Yi said, "Then do you still want to act?"
Meijia said: "" "I want to watch cartoons."
Upon hearing this, Zi Qiao said, "Then let's watch the cat and the mouse."
Meijia pushed Ziqiao away and said, "I don't want to look at the phone, I want to look at the real Mickey Mouse."
"what?"
Ziqiao looked bitter, and said, "Grandma, where can I find you a live Mickey Mouse?"
Lin Yi said: "Yes, yes, just wait."
After speaking, I clicked on the watch, and a cosplay costume appeared.
Ziqiao: "???"
Are you a devil?This has it all.
Zi Qiao began to play various things according to Mika's request.
Half an hour later, Ziqiao was relieved to see Meijia smiling all over her face.
Meijia said at this time: "I'm hungry, give me another chocolate."
Upon hearing this, Zhao Haitang gave Meijia another one.
At this moment, Mika shouted: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Mika was thrown off the bed in pain after eating half of the chocolate.
The nurse checked at this time and said: "The birth canal of the pregnant woman has been opened ten fingers wide, and she can enter the delivery room."
When everyone heard it, they were so excited that they could finally go in.
The delivery room is not as casual as the waiting room. Everyone watched Ziqiao and Meijia go in and waited outside.
Curry Sauce looked at the chocolate and said, "Isn't this too powerful? Sister Meijia gave birth after eating the second one? I want to try it too. Sister Meijia said it's so delicious."
After finishing speaking, he ate a piece of curry paste and spit it out.
Seeing this scene, Lin Yi said in amazement: "Could it be possible that this thing can make people pregnant?"
Curry Sauce said, "What, why is this food so unpalatable?"
Zhao Haitang also took a bite when he heard the words, and vomited after a while.
"This thing tastes like booger."
Everyone:"???"
Although what you say makes sense, how do you know what shit smells like?
Time passed by minute by minute.
It's so boring waiting for everyone.
Dali will give everyone popular science about having children.
"There are three main steps in childbirth.
The first process is the rupture of the amniotic fluid to the full dilation of the cervix, which takes several hours to more than ten hours.
The second part is to give birth to the fetus, which generally does not exceed two hours, and the speed is as fast as ten minutes. "
Lin Yi looked at the time, good guy, it's been half an hour, it seems that Meijia is not going well.
Dali continued: "The third part is delivery of the placenta. This part takes the least time, and it can be done in about ten minutes."
"placenta."
When Curry Sauce heard this word, he said excitedly: "I've seen this in a novel. There is a male protagonist who will not live long, and he has to eat the female protagonist's purple river car to survive.
Zihe Che is the placenta. "
"Hey." Zhao Haitang said with nausea: "What kind of stupid novel is this, can this thing be eaten?"
Zhang Wei heard the words and said: "The old people say that the placenta is very nourishing."
Dali ruthlessly said: "That's all fake. The placenta is a transfer station. Nutrients are passed to the fetus through the placenta, and then impurities are passed to the mother through the placenta. The placenta is full of impurities and garbage."
(End of this chapter)
Seeing Zhao Haitang blocking them, he said: "You'd better get out of the way immediately, or you will be finished when my boyfriend comes over."
Zhao Haitang said disdainfully: "Yo, I'm so scared, who is your boyfriend? Such a big face."
When Meijia heard this line, she couldn't help laughing, why is this line so funny.
Dali looked at Zhao Haitang and said, "My boyfriend is a school bully, Lin Yi, be afraid."
Zhao Haitang stared at this name, and said, "What? Lin Yi is your boyfriend? Then you are my sister-in-law?"
Lin Yi came over at this time, looked at Zhao Haitang and said, "Zhao Haitang, what's wrong?"
Seeing Lin Yi's appearance, Zhao Haitang shivered and said, "Boss, boss, it's nothing, it's just that."
When Zhao Haitang read this line, his heart collapsed, why Lin Yi is his boss, he refused to accept it.
Lin Yi saw Zhao Haitang moaning, and said impatiently: "What's the matter, tell me quickly."
After Dali saw Lin Yi, he said, "Lin Yi, why are you here?"
It was quite sudden for Lin Yi to see Dali's appearance, because Lin Yi had offended her before.
That's right, this is a love story between a vulgar school bully and a school trash. The current plot is that the school bully hates the school trash.
Lin Yi looked at Zhao Haitang and said, "What's wrong?"
Hearing the surprise in Dali's tone, Zhao Haitang looked at Lin Yi and said, "Boss, just now this little girl said she was your girlfriend."
Lin Yi heard the words, looked at Dali playfully, and walked towards Dali slowly.
Lin Yi's walking posture is very social, and people can't help but want to back away, but Dali is obviously this kind of obedient girl, backed a few steps, and reached the corner.
Lin Yi walked up to Dali, put one hand on the wall, looked at Dali, and said in a frivolous tone, "Why didn't I know that I have such a lovely girlfriend?"
Seeing this scene, Meijia almost went crazy, that's it, that's it! ! !
In order not to affect the performance of the actors, Meijia covered her mouth to prevent herself from making a sound.
Hearing Lin Yi's lines vigorously, his heart was touched, it was so provocative.
Although Dali was moved, he was still performing.
She slightly turned her head away, preventing herself from looking at the person in front of her, and said, "Rogue."
Lin Yi grinned when he heard these two words: "You spread rumors that you are my girlfriend, and you say I'm a hooligan?"
As he spoke, Lin Yi raised Dali's chin with his other hand, making her look at him.
His chin was raised vigorously, he looked at Lin Yi, but couldn't say a word.
Lin Yi looked at Dali and said: "Look carefully, you are really cute. It seems not bad to have a girlfriend like you. From now on, I will be your boyfriend."
After finishing speaking, Lin Yi lowered his head and kissed Dali's lips.
Mika: "!!!"
other people:"!!!"
who am I? where am I?
I'm dying!
This scene is so exciting!
Dali felt that Lin Yi was so handsome at this moment, she was immersed in this feeling, her head was foggy, she didn't know what she was going to do.
Fortunately, Dali is a rational player.
Under everyone's gaze, he blushed vigorously and pushed Lin Yi away, trying to escape.
But Dali slipped his foot and fell to the ground.
Seeing this scene, Lin Yi laughed and hugged her horizontally, and said, "Run in such a hurry? Where are you going in such a hurry? My girlfriend."
Dali felt dizzy, this feeling was too wonderful.
Everyone else is smiling, which is also very nice.
Although the plot is vulgar after all, the actors are great.
Seeing this scene, Meijia couldn't hold back any longer, and shouted: "The bridal chamber, the bridal chamber."
Lin Yi looked at Meijia speechlessly and said, "How can this be a bridal chamber?"
When Meijia heard this, she also looked depressed, what's the point of not being able to see the bridal chamber of her favorite cp.
Just as she was thinking about it, she suddenly felt a pain in her stomach. She patted Qiao hard and said, "It's all your fault, this old lady has to suffer this kind of crime."
Ziqiao didn't lose her temper after being photographed, and said in a good voice: "Yes, yes, thank you for your hard work."
Lin Yi said, "Then do you still want to act?"
Meijia said: "" "I want to watch cartoons."
Upon hearing this, Zi Qiao said, "Then let's watch the cat and the mouse."
Meijia pushed Ziqiao away and said, "I don't want to look at the phone, I want to look at the real Mickey Mouse."
"what?"
Ziqiao looked bitter, and said, "Grandma, where can I find you a live Mickey Mouse?"
Lin Yi said: "Yes, yes, just wait."
After speaking, I clicked on the watch, and a cosplay costume appeared.
Ziqiao: "???"
Are you a devil?This has it all.
Zi Qiao began to play various things according to Mika's request.
Half an hour later, Ziqiao was relieved to see Meijia smiling all over her face.
Meijia said at this time: "I'm hungry, give me another chocolate."
Upon hearing this, Zhao Haitang gave Meijia another one.
At this moment, Mika shouted: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Mika was thrown off the bed in pain after eating half of the chocolate.
The nurse checked at this time and said: "The birth canal of the pregnant woman has been opened ten fingers wide, and she can enter the delivery room."
When everyone heard it, they were so excited that they could finally go in.
The delivery room is not as casual as the waiting room. Everyone watched Ziqiao and Meijia go in and waited outside.
Curry Sauce looked at the chocolate and said, "Isn't this too powerful? Sister Meijia gave birth after eating the second one? I want to try it too. Sister Meijia said it's so delicious."
After finishing speaking, he ate a piece of curry paste and spit it out.
Seeing this scene, Lin Yi said in amazement: "Could it be possible that this thing can make people pregnant?"
Curry Sauce said, "What, why is this food so unpalatable?"
Zhao Haitang also took a bite when he heard the words, and vomited after a while.
"This thing tastes like booger."
Everyone:"???"
Although what you say makes sense, how do you know what shit smells like?
Time passed by minute by minute.
It's so boring waiting for everyone.
Dali will give everyone popular science about having children.
"There are three main steps in childbirth.
The first process is the rupture of the amniotic fluid to the full dilation of the cervix, which takes several hours to more than ten hours.
The second part is to give birth to the fetus, which generally does not exceed two hours, and the speed is as fast as ten minutes. "
Lin Yi looked at the time, good guy, it's been half an hour, it seems that Meijia is not going well.
Dali continued: "The third part is delivery of the placenta. This part takes the least time, and it can be done in about ten minutes."
"placenta."
When Curry Sauce heard this word, he said excitedly: "I've seen this in a novel. There is a male protagonist who will not live long, and he has to eat the female protagonist's purple river car to survive.
Zihe Che is the placenta. "
"Hey." Zhao Haitang said with nausea: "What kind of stupid novel is this, can this thing be eaten?"
Zhang Wei heard the words and said: "The old people say that the placenta is very nourishing."
Dali ruthlessly said: "That's all fake. The placenta is a transfer station. Nutrients are passed to the fetus through the placenta, and then impurities are passed to the mother through the placenta. The placenta is full of impurities and garbage."
(End of this chapter)
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