Douluo: I'm actually a full-level boss!
Chapter 38 The Clown Is Ma Hongjun
Chapter 38 The Clown Is Ma Hongjun
this night
There were screams in and out of the grove, Shangguan Yunfeng just felt sad for Zhao Wou-ki.
"Poor Zhao Wuji, even though he bullied Tang San this time, he was still hit by his father with a sledgehammer."
Before the sun was up, he drilled into the familiar place again.
He had no sleep last night, even though he had a pair of big dark circles under his eyes.
But the knife still fell one after another, flowing like clouds and flowing water.
He uncovered the pot and poured in the chopped eggs, but Shangguan Yunfeng still couldn't help but dislike the eggs.
The smell is too strong!
It tastes delicious.
"This preserved egg is really something that even Mr. Pei, who is at the top of the food chain, dare not eat."
Within a quarter of an hour, white steam came out, and Shangguan Yunfeng was stirring with the lid of the pot in his left hand and the spoon in his right.
He took a spoonful of the most familiar taste.
"Fortunately, it will get better after cooking for a while, and Xiao Na'er should be replenished."
At this time, a thirteen or fourteen-year-old fat man with red hair broke into the house and yelled rudely.
It was Ma Hongjun.
"Brother Xuan, what do you want for breakfast this morning?"
Shangguan Yunfeng suddenly threw out a knife beside him.
The knife passed through Ma Hongjun's head, a few strands of his red hair fell out, and the knife was also deeply sunk in the wooden door behind him.
And Ma Hongjun was stunned by this sudden coquettish.
No, I was so scared that I broke out in a cold sweat!
Shangguan Yunfeng walked over gracefully and pulled out the knife, leaning his chin on Ma Hongjun's shoulder, smiling.
"Young man is in good spirits, what are you yelling about so early in the morning?"
Ma Hongjun stammered nervously:
"Who are you? Brother Xuan?"
"Liu Zixuan? He's gone on vacation, and he won't come back until I leave here." Shangguan Yunfeng put the knife on Ma Hongjun's fat neck and said coldly, then gently stroked along the neck, and there was an extra scar on the neck bloodstain.
He took out a handkerchief from his pocket, wiped the blood on the knife edge, and shook it.one knife.
The knife lodged in the door again, and the door shattered.
"So roll as far as you can and don't disturb Lao Tzu's elegance."
Ma Hongjun was so frightened that he almost peed out, and hurriedly said:
"Yes Yes Yes."
Then he ran away quickly, still muttering.
"Who is this? Forget it, let's find Cuihua."
Seeing that Ma Hongjun had slipped away, he was full of smiles again, hehe.
"This fat man is too timid."
"Let's hurry up and deliver some food to Xiao Na'er. I guess it's in the girls' dormitory."
Shangguan Yunfeng put the three steamed buns and two thermos bottles into the ring soul guide and left the cafeteria.
What does it matter to those men who come to the cafeteria to find food by themselves?
The village where Shrek Academy is located is very large
The college occupies one-third of the village.
The teachers in the college will help the villagers harvest crops during the busy farming season, so the relationship between the villagers in the village and the college has always been very harmonious.
The dormitory where Shangguan Yunfeng lives has a certain way to pass through some villagers' residential areas, so when he comes and goes, he will greet the villagers.
After walking for about ten minutes, Shangguan Yunfeng vaguely heard someone arguing.
Just as he was about to find out, a plainly dressed woman shouted:
"We've already broken up, don't pester me anymore!!"
Sure enough, following the voice, it was Ma Hongjun's b.
He guessed that the girl was seventeen or eighteen years old, and her bust size was a+.
"Cuihua, tell me? Where did I go wrong, I'll change it!"
"I change!"
Ma Hongjun looked like an old licking dog, kneeling on the ground and hugging Cuihua's leg.
"I beg you, let me go."
"I can't stand you and we are really not suitable, please stop pestering me."
The woman said with a painful expression.
But her face was still flushed.
"What do you mean you can't stand me, don't separate from me, okay, I will definitely treat you well."
The fat man in red was pulling Cuihua with a shameless face.
"No, we've broken up, and I'm several years older than you. So we're done."
Cuihua tried her best to break free, but she couldn't get rid of Ma Hongjun.
"Okay! Since you want to break up with me, it's fine, but you have to promise me one condition."
Ma Hongjun thought it was hopeless, so he took the initiative to let Cuihua go.
Cuihua straightened her messed up clothes and said:
"Say, what conditions?"
"Let's do it again, okay? Just once! From now on, you will take your Yangguan Road and I will cross my single-plank bridge."
The fat man raised three fingers and stared at Cuihua solemnly.
"Ma Hongjun! You are dreaming! You are not human!!"
As soon as Ma Hongjun's words came out, Cuihua's face turned even redder. Thinking of that incident, she felt scared.
far away
Shangguan Yunfeng was already bursting out laughing.
"I thought this b was just like that, but I didn't expect it to be so fierce!"
He didn't expect this to happen to him.
However, Shangguan Yunfeng's expression became a little strange for some reason!
"Woooooo, the clown is actually me!"
However, his cry happened to be discovered by Ma Hongjun in the distance.
"Who? It's okay, let the labor and management go away!"
Ma Hongjun is holding back now, full of anger!
He didn't expect that there would be another person secretly peeping at him, fearing that Cuihua would leave, he would have beaten the bastard a long time ago.
"Oh? Are you talking to me?"
Shangguan Yunfeng hid in the dark and asked Ma Hongjun meaningfully.
"Are you going to leave or not, or labor and management will blow your dog's head off!"
Ma Hongjun jumped up, and then held Cuihua with one hand, staring at the surroundings with a furious attitude.
"It's really interesting, dare to threaten me."
A figure walked out slowly, staring at Ma Hongjun with a meaningful smile in his eyes.
The air froze at this moment.
"You... you... are you? Why are you here?"
Ma Hongjun quickly shook off Cuihua's hand, saying in horror.
"Anyone who harasses a woman here early in the morning or molests others shall be detained for not less than five days but not more than ten days if he or she deliberately exposes his body in a public place according to the latest criminal law issued by Wuhundian, if the circumstances are bad; for molesting the intellectually disabled or mentally ill , persons under the age of fourteen, or other serious circumstances, shall be detained for not less than ten but not more than fifteen days."
After Shangguan Yunfeng finished speaking, he knocked down Ma Hongjun with a stick in a speedy manner.
And Ma Hongjun fell to the ground before he could react.
Cuihua in the distance originally wanted to take advantage of this moment to escape
However, when she saw such a handsome posture, her eyes were full of nympho.
When did such a handsome guy come to the village?
Not only is the other party handsome, but he is like a male god!
Cuihua's eyes were bright, and she felt so satisfied watching the male god's every move.
"Miss, don't be crazy."
Cuihua apologized shyly.
"Hug, I'm sorry."
Shangguan Yunfeng replied honestly.
Then tied up Ma Hongjun's iron chains and stuffed his mouth with a rag.
"It's nothing, miss, it's just a matter of raising your hand."
"Leave this fat man to me. He won't harass you illegally in the future. I'll take him back to the college and hand him over to the dean."
"That? Is the handsome guy free? My family just opened a small restaurant in the village."
Cuihua's eyes were full of the handsome figure of Shangguan Yunfeng.
Shangguan Yunfeng shrugged.
"sure."
He counted the time, Xiao Na'er and Xiao Wu didn't get up until around nine o'clock.
It's almost eight o'clock now.So Shangguan Yunfeng followed Cuihua to the small restaurant.
On the way, Cuihua told Shangguan Yunfeng about her relationship with Ma Hongjun.
And Shangguan Yunfeng and Cuihua poured a lot of poisonous chicken soup.
However, he never expected that when Cuihua saw him nodding, her little face showed a different attitude.
Soon, the two dragged Ma Hongjun to the restaurant.
Cuihua's home is at the end of the village, and the small restaurant is very neat and tidy.
"Shangguan Yunfeng, sit down first, I will cook for you myself."
After Cuihua arranged for Shangguan Yunfeng to sit in the shop, she served him tea, then put on an apron and went to cook.
(End of this chapter)
this night
There were screams in and out of the grove, Shangguan Yunfeng just felt sad for Zhao Wou-ki.
"Poor Zhao Wuji, even though he bullied Tang San this time, he was still hit by his father with a sledgehammer."
Before the sun was up, he drilled into the familiar place again.
He had no sleep last night, even though he had a pair of big dark circles under his eyes.
But the knife still fell one after another, flowing like clouds and flowing water.
He uncovered the pot and poured in the chopped eggs, but Shangguan Yunfeng still couldn't help but dislike the eggs.
The smell is too strong!
It tastes delicious.
"This preserved egg is really something that even Mr. Pei, who is at the top of the food chain, dare not eat."
Within a quarter of an hour, white steam came out, and Shangguan Yunfeng was stirring with the lid of the pot in his left hand and the spoon in his right.
He took a spoonful of the most familiar taste.
"Fortunately, it will get better after cooking for a while, and Xiao Na'er should be replenished."
At this time, a thirteen or fourteen-year-old fat man with red hair broke into the house and yelled rudely.
It was Ma Hongjun.
"Brother Xuan, what do you want for breakfast this morning?"
Shangguan Yunfeng suddenly threw out a knife beside him.
The knife passed through Ma Hongjun's head, a few strands of his red hair fell out, and the knife was also deeply sunk in the wooden door behind him.
And Ma Hongjun was stunned by this sudden coquettish.
No, I was so scared that I broke out in a cold sweat!
Shangguan Yunfeng walked over gracefully and pulled out the knife, leaning his chin on Ma Hongjun's shoulder, smiling.
"Young man is in good spirits, what are you yelling about so early in the morning?"
Ma Hongjun stammered nervously:
"Who are you? Brother Xuan?"
"Liu Zixuan? He's gone on vacation, and he won't come back until I leave here." Shangguan Yunfeng put the knife on Ma Hongjun's fat neck and said coldly, then gently stroked along the neck, and there was an extra scar on the neck bloodstain.
He took out a handkerchief from his pocket, wiped the blood on the knife edge, and shook it.one knife.
The knife lodged in the door again, and the door shattered.
"So roll as far as you can and don't disturb Lao Tzu's elegance."
Ma Hongjun was so frightened that he almost peed out, and hurriedly said:
"Yes Yes Yes."
Then he ran away quickly, still muttering.
"Who is this? Forget it, let's find Cuihua."
Seeing that Ma Hongjun had slipped away, he was full of smiles again, hehe.
"This fat man is too timid."
"Let's hurry up and deliver some food to Xiao Na'er. I guess it's in the girls' dormitory."
Shangguan Yunfeng put the three steamed buns and two thermos bottles into the ring soul guide and left the cafeteria.
What does it matter to those men who come to the cafeteria to find food by themselves?
The village where Shrek Academy is located is very large
The college occupies one-third of the village.
The teachers in the college will help the villagers harvest crops during the busy farming season, so the relationship between the villagers in the village and the college has always been very harmonious.
The dormitory where Shangguan Yunfeng lives has a certain way to pass through some villagers' residential areas, so when he comes and goes, he will greet the villagers.
After walking for about ten minutes, Shangguan Yunfeng vaguely heard someone arguing.
Just as he was about to find out, a plainly dressed woman shouted:
"We've already broken up, don't pester me anymore!!"
Sure enough, following the voice, it was Ma Hongjun's b.
He guessed that the girl was seventeen or eighteen years old, and her bust size was a+.
"Cuihua, tell me? Where did I go wrong, I'll change it!"
"I change!"
Ma Hongjun looked like an old licking dog, kneeling on the ground and hugging Cuihua's leg.
"I beg you, let me go."
"I can't stand you and we are really not suitable, please stop pestering me."
The woman said with a painful expression.
But her face was still flushed.
"What do you mean you can't stand me, don't separate from me, okay, I will definitely treat you well."
The fat man in red was pulling Cuihua with a shameless face.
"No, we've broken up, and I'm several years older than you. So we're done."
Cuihua tried her best to break free, but she couldn't get rid of Ma Hongjun.
"Okay! Since you want to break up with me, it's fine, but you have to promise me one condition."
Ma Hongjun thought it was hopeless, so he took the initiative to let Cuihua go.
Cuihua straightened her messed up clothes and said:
"Say, what conditions?"
"Let's do it again, okay? Just once! From now on, you will take your Yangguan Road and I will cross my single-plank bridge."
The fat man raised three fingers and stared at Cuihua solemnly.
"Ma Hongjun! You are dreaming! You are not human!!"
As soon as Ma Hongjun's words came out, Cuihua's face turned even redder. Thinking of that incident, she felt scared.
far away
Shangguan Yunfeng was already bursting out laughing.
"I thought this b was just like that, but I didn't expect it to be so fierce!"
He didn't expect this to happen to him.
However, Shangguan Yunfeng's expression became a little strange for some reason!
"Woooooo, the clown is actually me!"
However, his cry happened to be discovered by Ma Hongjun in the distance.
"Who? It's okay, let the labor and management go away!"
Ma Hongjun is holding back now, full of anger!
He didn't expect that there would be another person secretly peeping at him, fearing that Cuihua would leave, he would have beaten the bastard a long time ago.
"Oh? Are you talking to me?"
Shangguan Yunfeng hid in the dark and asked Ma Hongjun meaningfully.
"Are you going to leave or not, or labor and management will blow your dog's head off!"
Ma Hongjun jumped up, and then held Cuihua with one hand, staring at the surroundings with a furious attitude.
"It's really interesting, dare to threaten me."
A figure walked out slowly, staring at Ma Hongjun with a meaningful smile in his eyes.
The air froze at this moment.
"You... you... are you? Why are you here?"
Ma Hongjun quickly shook off Cuihua's hand, saying in horror.
"Anyone who harasses a woman here early in the morning or molests others shall be detained for not less than five days but not more than ten days if he or she deliberately exposes his body in a public place according to the latest criminal law issued by Wuhundian, if the circumstances are bad; for molesting the intellectually disabled or mentally ill , persons under the age of fourteen, or other serious circumstances, shall be detained for not less than ten but not more than fifteen days."
After Shangguan Yunfeng finished speaking, he knocked down Ma Hongjun with a stick in a speedy manner.
And Ma Hongjun fell to the ground before he could react.
Cuihua in the distance originally wanted to take advantage of this moment to escape
However, when she saw such a handsome posture, her eyes were full of nympho.
When did such a handsome guy come to the village?
Not only is the other party handsome, but he is like a male god!
Cuihua's eyes were bright, and she felt so satisfied watching the male god's every move.
"Miss, don't be crazy."
Cuihua apologized shyly.
"Hug, I'm sorry."
Shangguan Yunfeng replied honestly.
Then tied up Ma Hongjun's iron chains and stuffed his mouth with a rag.
"It's nothing, miss, it's just a matter of raising your hand."
"Leave this fat man to me. He won't harass you illegally in the future. I'll take him back to the college and hand him over to the dean."
"That? Is the handsome guy free? My family just opened a small restaurant in the village."
Cuihua's eyes were full of the handsome figure of Shangguan Yunfeng.
Shangguan Yunfeng shrugged.
"sure."
He counted the time, Xiao Na'er and Xiao Wu didn't get up until around nine o'clock.
It's almost eight o'clock now.So Shangguan Yunfeng followed Cuihua to the small restaurant.
On the way, Cuihua told Shangguan Yunfeng about her relationship with Ma Hongjun.
And Shangguan Yunfeng and Cuihua poured a lot of poisonous chicken soup.
However, he never expected that when Cuihua saw him nodding, her little face showed a different attitude.
Soon, the two dragged Ma Hongjun to the restaurant.
Cuihua's home is at the end of the village, and the small restaurant is very neat and tidy.
"Shangguan Yunfeng, sit down first, I will cook for you myself."
After Cuihua arranged for Shangguan Yunfeng to sit in the shop, she served him tea, then put on an apron and went to cook.
(End of this chapter)
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