Start punching from being Zhuge Dali's boyfriend

Chapter 3 Departure Certificate Collection
"Zi Qiao, don't you want to eat?"

The few people at the dining table stared wide-eyed, but no one took the lead in eating. Zhang Wei made a gesture of invitation and faced Lu Ziqiao.

"Da Pao, do you think you can shake my Lu Bu's throne just because you are the protagonist of the fifth season?"

Lu Ziqiao straightened her chest and stretched out her right arm, showing off her strong muscles.

"How is it possible? Am I such a person?" Zhang Wei did not panic, his voice was very long, and then he took out a finger pancake from his briefcase.

Everyone, "."

Brother, your operation is very good! !
It makes my scalp tingle! !
"Crack~~~ Zhang Wei, you dare not eat my egg fried rice, play one"

Hu Yifei slapped the table hard, the anger on the top of her head reached its peak, and she was about to make a big move.

Zhang Wei immediately said pitifully: "Yifei, today is the opening of the law firm. On such a festive day, you don't want me to have diarrhea and run into the toilet again!"

"The perpetual calendar applet reminds me not to go into the toilet before the unveiling."

"Well, whoever has an excuse, report it all to my old lady!!"

Hu Yifei snorted coldly, then looked at the others.

At this time, Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia smiled at each other and nodded, one holding toast bread and the other holding chocolate tiramisu.

"Yifei, Meijia is pregnant and has a bad stomach, so she can't eat too greasy food. As her husband, I naturally have to follow her."

Lu Ziqiao spread his hands with an innocent look on his face.

Hu Yifei smiled coldly, grabbed the bread and cake, put them in front of Chen Meijia, and shouted: "Fuck you, you haven't received your certificate yet!! Don't make such excuses for me."

"Meijia doesn't need to eat, be honest and give it to me!"

Then, only Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao and Su Chen were left.

"Ahem, little Feifei, I'm going to get on the plane later, it's not good if I eat a bad stomach."

Zeng Xiaoxian hugged Hu Yifei's arm, winking and shaking his eyes.

Really hot eyes! !
"Then how about eating steamed buns?"

Hu Yifei said word by word, there was no expression on his face at all.

"Just kidding, how could I be that kind of person."

Zeng Xiaoxian changed his face instantly, laughed loudly, and said cute and coquettish to Hu Yifei.

"Come on, have a taste, try the taste." Hu Yifei nodded and fed him with a spoon.

The corner of Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth twitched, he swallowed the egg fried rice in one gulp, rolled his eyes, his face was extremely distorted, and he trembled all over.

"Sizzle~~~"

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's expression, the others secretly gave him a thumbs up under the table, what a man!

You are the kindest man in the love apartment! !

"How does it taste?" Hu Yifei ignored his distorted expression and asked with a smile.

"Eat until it explodes, Zi Qiao, Su Chen, you two, you must eat with me."

Zeng Xiaoxian regained his composure, and then laughed loudly, writing praise in capital letters on his face, urging Su Chen and Lu Ziqiao to say goodbye.

In fact, what he thought in his heart: "Haha, I just ate a sponge, maybe there will be soap in it, brothers, let's go!!"

"How delicious?" Su Chen asked.

Zeng Xiao Xian:"???"

Brother Xian almost peed, why is Su Chen so unreasonable? !
Why are you so black-bellied! !
Both Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei looked at Su Chen vigilantly. This man would kill people if he didn't make a move.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, Su Chen asked you." Hu Yifei said with a smile.

"Um, this... this taste, I can't describe it, I need to experience it myself."

Zeng Xiaoxian closed his eyes, looking like he was enjoying himself, but he was laughing wildly in his heart: "Hahaha!!"

Su Chen and Lu Ziqiao felt a chill in their hearts, and it seemed that they couldn't escape it.

"Eat as soon as you eat, I, Lu Xiaobu, haven't been coaxed yet!!"

Suddenly, Lu Ziqiao picked up the spoon and ate the rice with big mouthfuls, looking like he was going to die bravely.

"Wait a minute, don't eat!!!"

Su Chen's face changed drastically, and he roared.

He just remembered that because Lu Ziqiao ate poisonous hallucinogenic mushrooms, he caused a series of slapstick operations.

"What's the matter, Su Chen?? Do you have any opinion on my sea and land fried rice with eggs??"

Su Chen glanced at Hu Yifei, and saw that her eyes were full of murderous intent, like a lion looking at a little rabbit.

"Well, I just saw that Brother Zi Qiao's egg fried rice has mushrooms, and I want to exchange it with him."

Su Chen smiled sheepishly, praying in his heart that he would never eat that poisonous mushroom.

"Guru~~~"

Lu Ziqiao swallowed the egg fried rice in his mouth, burped, and said apologetically, "Mushroom? I just swallowed it, sorry!"

"Hey, Meijia has mushrooms on this plate, come, I'll give it to you to eat!!"

Su Chen rubbed his forehead, a trace of sadness appeared on his face, "I'll still eat my plate."

It seems that it is still a step too late, and the Civil Affairs Bureau will inevitably cry and howl.

3602, Guan Gu and Tang Youyou's room.

It has been transformed into Zhang Wei's simple law firm, and that photo looks so pervasive.

"Everyone, the auspicious time has come. I sincerely invite you to attend the opening ceremony of Zhang Weiwei Law Firm!"

Zhang Weili straightened his clothes, stroked his hair, and said in a very pretentious manner.

"Zhang Wei, can you stop being so stingy, this flower basket looks better if I make it myself."

Chen Meijia looked at the flower basket speechlessly.

"Oh, please be considerate of Brother Pao, free shipping for nine yuan, I want to praise the merchant for this quality."

Zeng Xiaoxian suppressed his smile and patted Zhang Wei who was covered in black lines.

"Haha, come and take a look, the boom has turned into a trance, show off!!"

Lu Ziqiao laughed so hard that she almost burst into tears! !

"Are you here to criticize me, or to celebrate me." Zhang Wei coughed a few times and said with embarrassment.

"Wait a minute, this unveiling ceremony will be suspended immediately!! According to the perpetual calendar applet, Lawyer Zhang, your auspicious time is from [-]:[-] noon to [-]:[-] pm."

"Oh my god, the time for me and Ziqiao to get married is from one to four in the afternoon, and this is the only time this year, hurry up!!"

Chen Meijia stood up suddenly, holding the mobile phone, and said anxiously when she found out.

"Then what are you waiting for, gogogo!!"

Hu Yifei pulled Meijia and ran towards the door.

"Hey, what should I do?? I don't even get half of the unveiling ceremony, it's unlucky!!"

Zhang Wei is like a lonely square root three, crying out sadly.

"Oh, I have a solution!!" Lu Ziqiao grabbed Zhang Wei and left the room.

"Viagra, you look more handsome than me now, and you must be the most beautiful boy in the iPartment."

Su Chen helped Zhang Wei tidy up the red cloth and tied the signboard on his chest. There was a sense of sight of an ancient groom wearing big red flowers, which was really festive and funny.

"Yeah, the most handsome man in this apartment, Su Chen, is ashamed of himself."

"Why are you so sad, just smile."

Zeng Xiaoxian ran up to Zhang Wei, but he didn't expect someone to be funnier than him! !

"Really? I thank you."

Zhang Wei made a smile that was worse than crying, "Whoa, I've never seen such a bad teammate!"

(Ask for tickets, please collect!!)
　This book, for my youth, come on! !
　　
　
(End of this chapter)