All Heavens Cloud Disk
Chapter 387 I'm Shameless!I'm a bitch!
Chapter 387 I'm Shameless!I'm a bitch!
Maybe it was because of being too excited, the guy didn't hold on tightly, and fell in with a "whoosh", and there was a very loud "pop" sound from the cave, like a lump of mud hitting the ground.Tang Seng's face was full of surprise. This guy is the Monkey King Monkey King who was rumored to have caused trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago? !
This bad...
He almost didn't dare to recognize it!
He walked unhurriedly into Sun Wukong's cave, only to see this guy jumping over, hugging Tang Sanzang's thigh, and then jumping up, rummaging on him, as if he was doing it for him. It's like scratching lice.
Tang Seng's cultivation level is not shallow now, and he can't avoid this guy's movements, so he can only push and block, and reprimanded: "Wait, wait! Sit, sit!"
After being excited for a long time, the thin "man" opposite him sat down cautiously and looked at Tang Seng with excitement.
"Are you Sun Wukong?"
"Monkey King, Monkey King!"
"Your Majesty Chen Xuanzang, named Tang Sanzang, came from the Eastern Land of the Tang Dynasty, and went to the Western Heaven to seek the true scriptures!"
"Finally, it's finally here!" Swipe, and the Monkey King on the opposite side, who doesn't look like a world-class monster, rushes over again, grabbing Tang Seng with joy, rubbing here and scratching there, "500 years, a full 500 years!" It's been a year, holy monk, you're finally here!"
"You, you... sit down for me!"
Tang Seng's original clean and tidy plain clothes were rubbed black, so angry, he almost couldn't draw out the long sword behind him, and slashed with it...
"Sorry, sorry! I'm excited, I'm so excited!"
After calming down for a while, Sun Wukong finally sat down obediently, looked up and down at the person who learned the scriptures opposite him, "Mr. Chen, you are so talented!"
"The same is true for Mr. Sun, but there is a big gap with the legend..." Tang Seng's face was calm, but he was blunt.
"It's like this, 500 years ago, I was still an inexperienced little Misun. At that time, I had a little misunderstanding with the Buddha. In fact, it was all a misunderstanding..."
Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Back then, I made a bet with the Tathagata Buddha on whether I could get out of his palm. Back then, my old grandson made a somersault for thousands of miles. I couldn't turn it out...so, I stood on the palm of Buddha Tathagata..."
Having said that, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven paused, and a cold light flashed in his eyes.
After thinking for 500 years, he finally understood that it was the supreme supernatural power of Sakyamuni Tathagata - the Buddha Kingdom in the palm of his hand!Back then, I was still too conceited, too conceited, and too stupid to stand up on my own initiative...
"After standing on it, my old grandson traveled a hundred and eight thousand miles in an instant with a somersault, and came to the end of the world. He saw five very strange pillars, and then..."
Sun Wukong looked embarrassed, and said with a hey smile: "You know, the young man is very angry, my old grandson...does this to the pillar!" He made a very embarrassed gesture, "Mr. Chen, don't Tell me you don’t understand, why don’t you fly, I came back in the end, just told the Buddha that I left countless monkeys and grandchildren there, and saw that Tathagata Buddha’s face was all wrong..."
"Furthermore, my old grandson was slapped down by the Tathagata Buddha with his manifested golden body, suppressed in this place, and it became what it is today..."
Sun Wukong looked sincere, "My old grandson has already deeply realized my mistakes back then, how could I do such despicable things to Tathagata's middle finger?! I am shameless, I am despicable!
So, I locked myself in such a small dark room, and I studied the truths in the Dainichi Tathagata scriptures every day, you see..." Then, the guy sat cross-legged and began to recite the Buddhist scriptures. There was even a faint golden light, "For 500 years, I have studied carefully every day, and I have never gone out...Look at me, I have digested all the magic in my body, and photographed it all out of my body! "
As he said that, the fellow pointed to a corner on the side, but saw that it was full of weathered excrement, and there was a faint smell of incomparable stench coming from it.
"I see!" Tang Seng nodded seriously.
Sun Wukong was so excited, he stood up, danced and said, "My old grandson doesn't even have the appearance of a monster, so there is only truth, goodness, and beauty left in his body! So, I think you are really good, master!" You can let me out, you just saw that my old grandson can now recite scriptures and manifest Buddha's light... right?"
"Ha ha……"
Tang Seng looked at this guy expressionlessly, and said lightly, "I don't think it's okay."
"No, no... No way?!" Sun Wukong was stunned, talking dryly with himself, and even had a crack on his chapped lips, this guy actually felt that he was not good enough...
"What's wrong? Tell me, what's wrong with my old grandson? I'll change it, why can't I change it?"
The impatient Monkey King even changed the word me, "500 years, a full 500 years! I have read and recited the Sutra of the Great Sun Tathagata, and the demonic nature... well, I will disappear, my old grandson. You can even manifest the Buddha's light on the demon body, but you just say no, you won't let me out——
Is there any reason?Is there still Wang Fa?ah? ! "
"Because..." Swipe, the resentful Monkey King on the opposite side suddenly raised his head and looked over expectantly, but saw a strange look in Tang Seng's eyes, and said lightly: "You haven't worshiped the poor monk as your teacher... "Hearing this sentence, Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, then lowered his head and laughed, the laughter was full of endless anger, unyielding, and the last remaining determination!
"Do you think my old grandson will succumb to your Western Buddhism!? Will he worship you as a teacher?! Oh... I will accompany you to the Western Paradise to get that shit scripture, what kind of bullshit fruit do you want?"
Monkey King's dog-licking appearance just now is gone, replaced by an upright figure standing proudly, and the golden eyes glaring at Tang Seng angrily!There has always been only one master of my old grandson, and that is the Bodhi master who taught me the Dapin Tianxian Jue, the Earth Sha 72 Transformation and Somersaulting Cloud, and there is no one else!
"Do you know who my grandson is? The [-]th Taibao of Huaguoshan! Back then, my grandson's golden cudgel turned into two watermelon knives, and he chopped from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road for three days and three nights. , That's blood flowing like a river, but I'm just going up and down with a knife in my hand...
Without blinking a glance!Even if the Tathagata Buddha came in person, my old grandson would not be afraid, so you also want to be my master? ! "
(End of this chapter)
Maybe it was because of being too excited, the guy didn't hold on tightly, and fell in with a "whoosh", and there was a very loud "pop" sound from the cave, like a lump of mud hitting the ground.Tang Seng's face was full of surprise. This guy is the Monkey King Monkey King who was rumored to have caused trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago? !
This bad...
He almost didn't dare to recognize it!
He walked unhurriedly into Sun Wukong's cave, only to see this guy jumping over, hugging Tang Sanzang's thigh, and then jumping up, rummaging on him, as if he was doing it for him. It's like scratching lice.
Tang Seng's cultivation level is not shallow now, and he can't avoid this guy's movements, so he can only push and block, and reprimanded: "Wait, wait! Sit, sit!"
After being excited for a long time, the thin "man" opposite him sat down cautiously and looked at Tang Seng with excitement.
"Are you Sun Wukong?"
"Monkey King, Monkey King!"
"Your Majesty Chen Xuanzang, named Tang Sanzang, came from the Eastern Land of the Tang Dynasty, and went to the Western Heaven to seek the true scriptures!"
"Finally, it's finally here!" Swipe, and the Monkey King on the opposite side, who doesn't look like a world-class monster, rushes over again, grabbing Tang Seng with joy, rubbing here and scratching there, "500 years, a full 500 years!" It's been a year, holy monk, you're finally here!"
"You, you... sit down for me!"
Tang Seng's original clean and tidy plain clothes were rubbed black, so angry, he almost couldn't draw out the long sword behind him, and slashed with it...
"Sorry, sorry! I'm excited, I'm so excited!"
After calming down for a while, Sun Wukong finally sat down obediently, looked up and down at the person who learned the scriptures opposite him, "Mr. Chen, you are so talented!"
"The same is true for Mr. Sun, but there is a big gap with the legend..." Tang Seng's face was calm, but he was blunt.
"It's like this, 500 years ago, I was still an inexperienced little Misun. At that time, I had a little misunderstanding with the Buddha. In fact, it was all a misunderstanding..."
Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Back then, I made a bet with the Tathagata Buddha on whether I could get out of his palm. Back then, my old grandson made a somersault for thousands of miles. I couldn't turn it out...so, I stood on the palm of Buddha Tathagata..."
Having said that, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven paused, and a cold light flashed in his eyes.
After thinking for 500 years, he finally understood that it was the supreme supernatural power of Sakyamuni Tathagata - the Buddha Kingdom in the palm of his hand!Back then, I was still too conceited, too conceited, and too stupid to stand up on my own initiative...
"After standing on it, my old grandson traveled a hundred and eight thousand miles in an instant with a somersault, and came to the end of the world. He saw five very strange pillars, and then..."
Sun Wukong looked embarrassed, and said with a hey smile: "You know, the young man is very angry, my old grandson...does this to the pillar!" He made a very embarrassed gesture, "Mr. Chen, don't Tell me you don’t understand, why don’t you fly, I came back in the end, just told the Buddha that I left countless monkeys and grandchildren there, and saw that Tathagata Buddha’s face was all wrong..."
"Furthermore, my old grandson was slapped down by the Tathagata Buddha with his manifested golden body, suppressed in this place, and it became what it is today..."
Sun Wukong looked sincere, "My old grandson has already deeply realized my mistakes back then, how could I do such despicable things to Tathagata's middle finger?! I am shameless, I am despicable!
So, I locked myself in such a small dark room, and I studied the truths in the Dainichi Tathagata scriptures every day, you see..." Then, the guy sat cross-legged and began to recite the Buddhist scriptures. There was even a faint golden light, "For 500 years, I have studied carefully every day, and I have never gone out...Look at me, I have digested all the magic in my body, and photographed it all out of my body! "
As he said that, the fellow pointed to a corner on the side, but saw that it was full of weathered excrement, and there was a faint smell of incomparable stench coming from it.
"I see!" Tang Seng nodded seriously.
Sun Wukong was so excited, he stood up, danced and said, "My old grandson doesn't even have the appearance of a monster, so there is only truth, goodness, and beauty left in his body! So, I think you are really good, master!" You can let me out, you just saw that my old grandson can now recite scriptures and manifest Buddha's light... right?"
"Ha ha……"
Tang Seng looked at this guy expressionlessly, and said lightly, "I don't think it's okay."
"No, no... No way?!" Sun Wukong was stunned, talking dryly with himself, and even had a crack on his chapped lips, this guy actually felt that he was not good enough...
"What's wrong? Tell me, what's wrong with my old grandson? I'll change it, why can't I change it?"
The impatient Monkey King even changed the word me, "500 years, a full 500 years! I have read and recited the Sutra of the Great Sun Tathagata, and the demonic nature... well, I will disappear, my old grandson. You can even manifest the Buddha's light on the demon body, but you just say no, you won't let me out——
Is there any reason?Is there still Wang Fa?ah? ! "
"Because..." Swipe, the resentful Monkey King on the opposite side suddenly raised his head and looked over expectantly, but saw a strange look in Tang Seng's eyes, and said lightly: "You haven't worshiped the poor monk as your teacher... "Hearing this sentence, Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, then lowered his head and laughed, the laughter was full of endless anger, unyielding, and the last remaining determination!
"Do you think my old grandson will succumb to your Western Buddhism!? Will he worship you as a teacher?! Oh... I will accompany you to the Western Paradise to get that shit scripture, what kind of bullshit fruit do you want?"
Monkey King's dog-licking appearance just now is gone, replaced by an upright figure standing proudly, and the golden eyes glaring at Tang Seng angrily!There has always been only one master of my old grandson, and that is the Bodhi master who taught me the Dapin Tianxian Jue, the Earth Sha 72 Transformation and Somersaulting Cloud, and there is no one else!
"Do you know who my grandson is? The [-]th Taibao of Huaguoshan! Back then, my grandson's golden cudgel turned into two watermelon knives, and he chopped from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road for three days and three nights. , That's blood flowing like a river, but I'm just going up and down with a knife in my hand...
Without blinking a glance!Even if the Tathagata Buddha came in person, my old grandson would not be afraid, so you also want to be my master? ! "
(End of this chapter)
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