I really don't want to eat with my face

Chapter 1 Is there anything wrong with being handsome?

Waking up from the big bed of 3 square centimeters, he blinked his bright eyes, wiped his straight and delicate nose, and brushed the messy hair that blocked his sharp eyebrows and eyes. Lu Changming's handsome day began again.

Lu Changming, a graduate of the Chinese Department of Shanghai Metropolitan University, is currently in the state of "studying the script hard every day in order to become a director". To put it bluntly, he is unemployed.

Because there was a power outage at home when he was born, the midwife could tell his gender by touching him, so his father named him Chang Ming and placed high hopes that there would never be a power outage again.

His father's wish has been fulfilled long ago, but Lu Changming still has intermittent power outages here, because he has no money to pay the rent, and the charterer often cuts off power.

Stretching and getting out of bed, Lu Changming pressed the light switch, but it didn't turn on, and the two-hundred-jin charter woman lost power last night.

Sighing, Lu Changming grabbed the half-bottle of Nongfu Mountain Spring by the bedside and poured it into his stomach. He had a handsome and handsome face and a slender neck like white jade.

"Dong dong dong" came the knock on the door.

Lu Changming scratched his hair and went to open the door. As expected, Miss Xiang, the charter lady, came.

Sister Xiang was holding an accounting book in her hand, wearing a coquettish dress and lipstick, and the heels of her high-heeled shoes were creaking, precarious.

"Obviously, this is the last day. If you don't pay the rent, I can only drive you away." Sister Xiang greedily looked at Lu Changming's handsome face with her small eyes covered by fat eyelids.

"Sister Xiang, give me another day. My script is already under review, and the results will come out today. I will have money right away, and I will become a great director."

"Heh, our place is close to Hengdian. We live in either so-called directors or actors who come to try their luck. I have seen a lot of people like you. One word, whimsical!" Sister Xiang hit Lu Changming mercilessly.

Lu Changming kept smiling awkwardly, and it was not easy to hate the landlord.

Sister Xiang saw that he was so handsome with an awkward smile, so she was moved with compassion, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Obviously, since the first day you came, I have been taking extra care of you. To be honest, Auntie also Just 30 years older than you..."

"Sister Xiang, I have to call Director Wang immediately, and I will discuss the rent with you later." Lu Changming pushed and laughed, and closed the door.

Sister Xiang stomped her big fat foot outside the door, and said angrily, "You little boy, why are you so stubborn!"

Lu Changming got goose bumps all over his body, so he rubbed them quickly, then ate two pieces of dry bread, and called Director Wang expectantly.

Director Wang, whose full name is Wang Xiaoli, is a well-known female director in the film and television industry. She is the main filming TV series and has won many film and television awards. She is currently filming "Sansheng Sanshi Kang Shangshu" in Hengdian.

And Lu Changming, after graduating from the Chinese Department of Shanghai Metropolitan University last year, determined to be a director and shoot his own works.

It's a pity that it's been a year. He was looking for inspiration and acting as a group performer in Hengdian. He wrote several scripts, but none of them were liked.

His new script came out a few days ago, and he happened to meet Wang Xiaoli again in Hengdian, so he decisively went up to introduce himself and let Wang Xiaoli read his script.

Wang Xiaoli never disdained these fools trying their luck in Hengdian, but after seeing Lu Changming, she praised him for being brave and courageous, then accepted the script and said that she would reply in three days.

Today is the day for the answer.

Whether Lu Changming lives or dies depends on today!

He took a deep breath and dialed Wang Xiaoli's phone.

After two beeps, Wang Xiaoli connected and said in a slightly phlegmatic voice, "Lu Changming? Good morning."

Lu Changming was overjoyed, Director Wang actually remembered his name, he must have made a note, there is something going on!
"Morning Director Wang, it's me, I don't know my script..."

"Young people are impatient. I read your script. It's actually quite good, but the details are not handled well." Wang Xiaoli talked casually. Although she is an old woman, she has the demeanor of a big boss.

Lu Changming said respectfully: "Does Director Wang have any suggestions? I can change it."

"I can't tell on the phone. I'm on vacation today. Come to my house and let's talk slowly. My house is at No. [-], Tianyue Bay Villa District, Dongyang City." Wang Xiaoli smiled, "It happens to be hot, so we can take a bath at the same time. Let's talk."

I rub.

The corner of Lu Changming's mouth twitched, you f*ck are greedy for my body, you are lowly!

"I'm sorry Director Wang, I have an appointment to be a group performer today, and I can't go, why don't you just tell me on the phone." Lu Changming remained polite, but Wang Xiaoli's old and fat lump of flesh appeared in his mind In the case of floating in the swimming pool, there is also a bloody steel wool floating together.

"Lu Changming, are you just starting out? I don't blame you. Think about it for three days and give me an answer in three days." Wang Xiaoli hung up the phone.

Lu Changming snorted and continued to chew dry bread.

What kind of world is this?

Shameless, degenerate, and filthy!
Is it wrong that I am handsome?Why are you all staring at my face?Can you also see my talent?

"Ding, relying on the face to eat is bound to the system, the host Lu Changming."

What?
Lu Changming was startled by the sudden voice in his head, he quickly looked around, no one was there.

Without even thinking about it, there was a knock on the door, and Sister Xiang shouted from outside: "Mingming, the electricity has been restored to you, and there is still a pot of soup here, you can drink it, Auntie loves you."

"Ding, Shi Zhenxiang restored your power supply because of your handsomeness, male god value +20."

"Ding, Shi Zhenxiang cooked soup for you because of your handsomeness, male god value +30."

"Ding, Shi Zhenxiang plotted against you because of your handsomeness, male god value +50."

Lu Changming was dumbfounded.

"Obviously, Auntie scared you just now. It's my fault. I didn't mean that. I treat you like my son. Don't get me wrong." Sister Xiang was still outside the door. It's too soft, sooner or later, Lu Changming, this little milk dog, will be eaten!

When the time comes, hehehe.

"Ding, Shi Zhenxiang's fantasies are indescribable to yours, male god value +100."

What the hell?

Lu Changming patted his head, frowned and said, "What is the value of a male god? What's the use?"

"The male god value can be exchanged for any reasonable props."

"Then how about a film and television script? It will definitely be popular!"

"A gift pack for beginners, the excellent film and television script "Everything is Good" from the parallel world."

Lu Changming's mind was shaken, and he felt that there were a lot of things, and his mind was slightly chaotic for a while.

Su Daqiang, Su Mingyu, Zhao Meilan...Family ethics...It's touching...I'm so angry that I vomit blood...

"Everything is Good" tells the story of Su Mingyu, a gold-collar worker in the workplace, who was not welcomed by his family since he was a child, grew up on the edge of the family, and grew up in a lonely and twisted environment.

This is a very common family ethics drama, but "Everything is Good" is really well described, whether it is the plot or rhythm, or the character and relationship handling are perfect.

Lu Changming just sorted it out briefly and guessed that this drama will be popular!
"Is there anything else?" Lu Changming asked expectantly. As a self-proclaimed film and television producer, he is very greedy for good works.

"Film and TV dramas: "White Night Chasing the Murder", "Remaining Sin", "Langya Bang"..."

"Movies: "I'm Not the God of Medicine", "Let the Bullets Fly", "Infernal Affairs"..."

"Songs: "You at the Same Table", "Ordinary Road", "Broad Sea and Sky"..."

"Literary works: The Three-Body Problem, Harry Potter, The Twilight Saga..."

The system probably said that it was tired, so it paused for a moment before continuing:
"Male god value can be exchanged for: singing, dancing, acting, painting, cooking, kung fu, inverted diarrhea and other reasonable skills."

Oh awesome, there is such a system.

(End of this chapter)