The invincible face system of the League of Legends
Chapter 9 Puff, Vomit
Chapter 9 Puff, Vomit
Take off your pants?What is she going to do?
Not only the people in the specialty store were stunned, but even the passers-by on the street were stunned when they saw this scene, their eyes all fell on Zhao Ting.
"puff!"
Then, before everyone could react, a lump of poop had already come out.
Immediately afterwards, Zhao Ting lowered her head and moved her head towards the lump.
"vomit!"
In the specialty store, Mo Chou retched for a while, and Xu Ruyi turned her head quickly, feeling extremely sick.
It's so fucking disgusting!
The key is that Zhao Ting cried while eating, and yelled indistinctly: "Father, I was wrong!"
"I shouldn't be greedy for vanity and sell meat to Shen Wuyang. Now I have all the hair on my body shaved, and I regret it already!"
Zhao Ting's eyes were red, she was crying so badly, and she tore off her wig as she spoke, revealing her bald head.
It wasn't over yet, she also took off her sunglasses, and sure enough, the eyebrows on her eyes were gone, and even her eyelashes were pulled out.
"My good boy, you really have all shaved off?" Mo Chou blinked her eyes and gave her a thumbs up in her heart.
The face of the manager of the specialty store has turned green, and he defecated in front of our store?still eat?How will I do business in the future?
"Crazy, it turns out that this woman is a lunatic security guard. Hurry up and send her away, and call the mental hospital by the way!"
At this time, many people on the street took out their mobile phones and recorded this wonderful scene.
It doesn't take long to know that Zhao Ting will become a new generation of Internet celebrities, let alone in Junhai City, maybe it will become popular all over the country.
After a while, Zhao Ting was forcibly dragged aside by several security guards, and Mo Chou didn't care about it anymore.
There is nothing to sympathize with.
Looking at the check in his hand, this thing is not cash after all, even if the specialty store opens its doors for business, it is impossible to directly accept Mo Chou's check.
Mo Chou was naturally aware of this, so she was not in a hurry to buy clothes, and directly pulled Xu Ruyi out of the specialty store.
"Thank you this time, but to be honest, you called me husband!"
On the street, the two walked side by side. After what happened just now, Mo Chou's affection for Xu Ruyi immediately exploded.
Good girl!
"How did you call me?" Xu Ruyi asked subconsciously, but when she said the words, her face instantly turned red.
"Hey!" Mo Chou rubbed his nose, originally he wanted to say that his bones were brittle, but seeing Xu Ruyi's shyness, he didn't have the nerve to say it.
Xu Ruyi chuckled, "Look at your stupidity, but that Zhao Ting is really not good enough for you, and I don't know why you fell in love with her before!"
"By the way, how did you conjure that gold brick? It's amazing!"
"Are you just curious about how I made it so you don't doubt the origin of that gold brick? Maybe I stole it!" Mo Chou said half-jokingly.
"I believe you!"
Xu Ruyi said without hesitation.
At this moment, a Rolls Royce slowly drove up and stopped on the side of the street.
Immediately after, a middle-aged man got out of the car, first gave Mo Chou a wary look, and then said: "Miss, the master called and asked you to go back quickly."
Miss?Mo Chou was taken aback for a moment, then turned to look at Xu Ruyi, this middle-aged man must have come to pick her up, right?
"Got it, Uncle Cheng!"
Sure enough, after hearing the middle-aged man's words, Xu Ruyi said to Mo Chou apologetically, "Student Mo Chou, I'm really sorry, I have something to do today. Wait for my call on Sunday, don't forget!"
"I will never forget it!" Mo Chou nodded with some reluctance.
Looking at the Rolls-Royce driving away, Mo Chou said to herself: "That middle-aged man just now seems not simple, he doesn't look like an ordinary person!"
"But why is he looking at me with that guarded look? You don't think I want to climb higher branches and get close to Xu Ruyi, do you?"
Mo Chou has a strong affection for Xu Ruyi, but it definitely does not come from the identity of the other party.
"Ding!"
"Reminder: The progress of this pretentious face-slapping task is 1/3, please keep up the good work!"
"I just used a pickaxe in the specialty store, did it count as a face-slapping success?"
Mo Chou chuckled, and looked down at the pickaxe in his hand. Xu Ruyi was by his side just now, and he couldn't directly put the pickaxe into the system space, so he kept holding it like this along the way.
"Great stuff! Not only can it be used to pretend to slap face to get mission rewards, but it can also make me a windfall!"
"It's still two times away, and I don't know when I will have the opportunity to use it!"
Mo Chou turned her head and looked around, seeing that no one was paying attention, so she quickly put away the pickaxe, and then walked towards the nearest bank.
Exchange checks for money, and hang silk to become a rich man!
……
……
The first thing to do when you have money is to buy a suit of clothes, tens of thousands of dollars?Mo Chou is reluctant to give up the land now, so she reluctantly spent two or three thousand yuan to buy an outfit, which can be regarded as a shotgun for a local cannon.
Then, three big red envelopes were sent to the WeChat group.
"Crafts, you won the lottery, everyone will get a red envelope and have fun!"
"Also, come to Bar Street to gather at five o'clock, spend as much as you want tonight, I'll pay for it!"
The two messages were sent out, and the wechat group became lively.
There were only four people in this group, and they were dedicated to the four animals in Mochou's dormitory.
"Damn, three big red envelopes of 500 yuan? Little Si, did you really win the lottery?"
"Xiao Si, don't rush to rob the bank in a hurry!"
"Snatch your sister, is our Xiaosi that kind of person? Xiaosi, tell me, is he being taken care of by a rich woman? Or did you go to a club to be a male publicist?"
"No, Xiaosi's small body is not good, and he has to lie on the bed for three to two minutes. Which rich woman would take care of him? Which club would dare to have such a soft-legged shrimp PR?"
Looking at the news in the WeChat group, Mo Chou almost scolded her.
Your uncle, you are only soft-legged shrimps!
Originally, Mo Chou planned to send a red envelope of tens of thousands of yuan to the brothers, but Mo Chou knew the brothers too well, how many tens of thousands of yuan would she give?No wonder they want it.
Good brother, the future is long!
"Stop talking nonsense, bar street, see you soon!" Mo Chou sent a message back.
At five o'clock in the afternoon, while Mochou was waiting, the three animals finally arrived.
Then, Mo Chou waved her hand: "Qinglin Bar, let's go!"
"Qinglin Bar? Fourth, the food there is too expensive. The four of us might spend tens of thousands of dollars to drink it! Let's just find an ordinary bar!" said the boss Zhao Cheng.
"That's right, that's the best bar in our Junhai City, and we can't afford it if we sell it!" The second child, Bi Xiaodong, also said.
"Okay, it's all said that I paid the bill...Let's go!" Mo Chou grinned, and walked into the Qinglin Bar first.
(End of this chapter)
Take off your pants?What is she going to do?
Not only the people in the specialty store were stunned, but even the passers-by on the street were stunned when they saw this scene, their eyes all fell on Zhao Ting.
"puff!"
Then, before everyone could react, a lump of poop had already come out.
Immediately afterwards, Zhao Ting lowered her head and moved her head towards the lump.
"vomit!"
In the specialty store, Mo Chou retched for a while, and Xu Ruyi turned her head quickly, feeling extremely sick.
It's so fucking disgusting!
The key is that Zhao Ting cried while eating, and yelled indistinctly: "Father, I was wrong!"
"I shouldn't be greedy for vanity and sell meat to Shen Wuyang. Now I have all the hair on my body shaved, and I regret it already!"
Zhao Ting's eyes were red, she was crying so badly, and she tore off her wig as she spoke, revealing her bald head.
It wasn't over yet, she also took off her sunglasses, and sure enough, the eyebrows on her eyes were gone, and even her eyelashes were pulled out.
"My good boy, you really have all shaved off?" Mo Chou blinked her eyes and gave her a thumbs up in her heart.
The face of the manager of the specialty store has turned green, and he defecated in front of our store?still eat?How will I do business in the future?
"Crazy, it turns out that this woman is a lunatic security guard. Hurry up and send her away, and call the mental hospital by the way!"
At this time, many people on the street took out their mobile phones and recorded this wonderful scene.
It doesn't take long to know that Zhao Ting will become a new generation of Internet celebrities, let alone in Junhai City, maybe it will become popular all over the country.
After a while, Zhao Ting was forcibly dragged aside by several security guards, and Mo Chou didn't care about it anymore.
There is nothing to sympathize with.
Looking at the check in his hand, this thing is not cash after all, even if the specialty store opens its doors for business, it is impossible to directly accept Mo Chou's check.
Mo Chou was naturally aware of this, so she was not in a hurry to buy clothes, and directly pulled Xu Ruyi out of the specialty store.
"Thank you this time, but to be honest, you called me husband!"
On the street, the two walked side by side. After what happened just now, Mo Chou's affection for Xu Ruyi immediately exploded.
Good girl!
"How did you call me?" Xu Ruyi asked subconsciously, but when she said the words, her face instantly turned red.
"Hey!" Mo Chou rubbed his nose, originally he wanted to say that his bones were brittle, but seeing Xu Ruyi's shyness, he didn't have the nerve to say it.
Xu Ruyi chuckled, "Look at your stupidity, but that Zhao Ting is really not good enough for you, and I don't know why you fell in love with her before!"
"By the way, how did you conjure that gold brick? It's amazing!"
"Are you just curious about how I made it so you don't doubt the origin of that gold brick? Maybe I stole it!" Mo Chou said half-jokingly.
"I believe you!"
Xu Ruyi said without hesitation.
At this moment, a Rolls Royce slowly drove up and stopped on the side of the street.
Immediately after, a middle-aged man got out of the car, first gave Mo Chou a wary look, and then said: "Miss, the master called and asked you to go back quickly."
Miss?Mo Chou was taken aback for a moment, then turned to look at Xu Ruyi, this middle-aged man must have come to pick her up, right?
"Got it, Uncle Cheng!"
Sure enough, after hearing the middle-aged man's words, Xu Ruyi said to Mo Chou apologetically, "Student Mo Chou, I'm really sorry, I have something to do today. Wait for my call on Sunday, don't forget!"
"I will never forget it!" Mo Chou nodded with some reluctance.
Looking at the Rolls-Royce driving away, Mo Chou said to herself: "That middle-aged man just now seems not simple, he doesn't look like an ordinary person!"
"But why is he looking at me with that guarded look? You don't think I want to climb higher branches and get close to Xu Ruyi, do you?"
Mo Chou has a strong affection for Xu Ruyi, but it definitely does not come from the identity of the other party.
"Ding!"
"Reminder: The progress of this pretentious face-slapping task is 1/3, please keep up the good work!"
"I just used a pickaxe in the specialty store, did it count as a face-slapping success?"
Mo Chou chuckled, and looked down at the pickaxe in his hand. Xu Ruyi was by his side just now, and he couldn't directly put the pickaxe into the system space, so he kept holding it like this along the way.
"Great stuff! Not only can it be used to pretend to slap face to get mission rewards, but it can also make me a windfall!"
"It's still two times away, and I don't know when I will have the opportunity to use it!"
Mo Chou turned her head and looked around, seeing that no one was paying attention, so she quickly put away the pickaxe, and then walked towards the nearest bank.
Exchange checks for money, and hang silk to become a rich man!
……
……
The first thing to do when you have money is to buy a suit of clothes, tens of thousands of dollars?Mo Chou is reluctant to give up the land now, so she reluctantly spent two or three thousand yuan to buy an outfit, which can be regarded as a shotgun for a local cannon.
Then, three big red envelopes were sent to the WeChat group.
"Crafts, you won the lottery, everyone will get a red envelope and have fun!"
"Also, come to Bar Street to gather at five o'clock, spend as much as you want tonight, I'll pay for it!"
The two messages were sent out, and the wechat group became lively.
There were only four people in this group, and they were dedicated to the four animals in Mochou's dormitory.
"Damn, three big red envelopes of 500 yuan? Little Si, did you really win the lottery?"
"Xiao Si, don't rush to rob the bank in a hurry!"
"Snatch your sister, is our Xiaosi that kind of person? Xiaosi, tell me, is he being taken care of by a rich woman? Or did you go to a club to be a male publicist?"
"No, Xiaosi's small body is not good, and he has to lie on the bed for three to two minutes. Which rich woman would take care of him? Which club would dare to have such a soft-legged shrimp PR?"
Looking at the news in the WeChat group, Mo Chou almost scolded her.
Your uncle, you are only soft-legged shrimps!
Originally, Mo Chou planned to send a red envelope of tens of thousands of yuan to the brothers, but Mo Chou knew the brothers too well, how many tens of thousands of yuan would she give?No wonder they want it.
Good brother, the future is long!
"Stop talking nonsense, bar street, see you soon!" Mo Chou sent a message back.
At five o'clock in the afternoon, while Mochou was waiting, the three animals finally arrived.
Then, Mo Chou waved her hand: "Qinglin Bar, let's go!"
"Qinglin Bar? Fourth, the food there is too expensive. The four of us might spend tens of thousands of dollars to drink it! Let's just find an ordinary bar!" said the boss Zhao Cheng.
"That's right, that's the best bar in our Junhai City, and we can't afford it if we sell it!" The second child, Bi Xiaodong, also said.
"Okay, it's all said that I paid the bill...Let's go!" Mo Chou grinned, and walked into the Qinglin Bar first.
(End of this chapter)
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