Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 113
"Guests... Please stay here and help us defeat Konoha. We will entertain you with the most warm customs of the Land of Winds." Grandma Chiyo bowed deeply to Shiraki.

"This is exactly the purpose of my trip." Bai Mu also saluted, but in his heart he said: Mother-in-law Chiyo is really an old fox, never mentioning the matter of remuneration, a warm custom?Can you have the enthusiasm for the energy-saving program of Love Dance House?Can you still ask Ye Cang to dance for me?

That's not impossible...

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The desert-specific bonfire was ignited in the sand hidden camp that had been suppressed for a long time, which made the sand hidden ninjas feel the relaxation that they hadn't felt for a long time.

The food was a camel feast of the highest standard. Poor Ah Fei was weeping sadly. Before they could tell him what it felt like to defecate on a cactus, they were pulled out and slaughtered.

Baimu is also a novelty, the camel's belly is stuffed with sheep, the sheep's belly is stuffed with chicken and duck, the chicken and duck's belly is stuffed with fish, and then roasted over a hot fire and sprinkled with strong spices, the taste is really amazing.

"In order to welcome the arrival of the distinguished guests, I specially opened a barrel of wine from the daimyo's cellar, come here, and replace the luminous cup for the prophet's crown." Luo Sha waved to the darkness.

With a swish, a black figure jumped out of the darkness, an Anbu wearing a fox mask, finished changing glasses and pouring wine in the blink of an eye, and then jumped back into the darkness, a series of actions were done in the blink of an eye up.

"That's a good pretense!" Shiraki almost couldn't help applauding, thinking that he should get an Anbu to serve wine to improve his style, but unfortunately the people in Wushen Town are all rough people, maybe Xiangji and her elusive father It's okay to be blind.

But the wheat-yellow hair exposed by Anbu just now reminded Shiraki of a person, that is Gaara's uncle Yashamaru, if nothing else, it should be him, what is more famous than ordering his brother-in-law?Maybe it's just to order the old man.

"Please use." Luo Sha raised his glass.

"Please." Bai Mu raised the rhino horn luminous cup, and drank the glistening red juice in the cup.

Luo Sha still wanted to fall again.

"Thank you, Master Fengkage, for your kindness, but the Three Precepts of Ninjas always remind me not to be greedy." Shiraki nodded slightly, declining Luo Sha's kindness.

"The self-discipline of the Prophet is admirable. I'll let someone replace you with delicious camel milk." Luo Sha smiled and nodded. There are not many young people who are still so self-disciplined.

"It really looks like... If I hadn't seen you drinking booze in the tavern, I would have been tricked by you." No Naiyu curled his lips.

The fragrant grilled camel meat, soft grouse, and delicious baked fish are all served on pure gold plates.

Who said that sand is hidden in poverty!Fuck, this is a group of Saudi rich! ! !Shiraki wished he could eat the whole plate!

Someone actually ate the plate.

Jiaodu usually doesn't eat at all, but today he made an exception. He untied the silk thread on his mouth, opened his mouth wide, swallowed the three dishes with the plate in one gulp, and burped heavily.

Such a big plate of roasted hump! ! !It was swallowed in one gulp!

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... My companion Dharma protector is a rough person, and my appearance is indeed a bit bad." Bai Mu quickly apologized.

Luo Sha's head is full of black lines, is this a matter of food difference?Why don't you eat shit when you eat the difference, it's gold!These gold utensils were all used by him as a prestige, and he would dismantle them to fight later, why did he think that they would be eaten by someone?
With wine and meat, how can there be no singing and dancing?It just so happens that the desert nation is the nation that is best at singing and dancing.

A group of young lads tap danced around the bonfire. The cheerful rhythm and passionate melody made people watch... so uninterested.

"I heard that the desert dancer from the Land of Wind..." Bai Mu couldn't pretend to be three words before revealing the true nature of LSP, whispering.

"Ahem... If it was in the Daming Mansion, I would definitely invite His Majesty the Prophet to experience the heat of a desert dancer... But this is the front line of the barracks..." Luo Sha almost choked to death with Bai Mu's words.

"If Mr. Baimu wants to see it, Bufeng can also dance~" Bufeng whispered in Baimu's ear, walked into a tent, and when he came out again, he had already changed into a translucent gauze.

As soon as Bufeng entered the stage, all the people automatically withdrew to give up the most dazzling position in the fire.

Flying over the bonfire with tulle wrapped around her body, her movements are graceful and stretched without wind. The limbs exposed outside the tulle are whiter than camel milk in a cup. Her waist is soft and slim, as if she has no bones. Bells are tied to her limbs. , jingling and playing a beautiful melody after she danced on tiptoe.

"Wonderful~" Bai Mu felt the winking eyes thrown by the wind from time to time, and almost picked up the oil lamp on the table to drink.

No wonder heroes from ancient times have been saddened by the beauty pass. This feeling is really great, but it's not great when you think of the nature of Bufengmu dolls.

The bell was swaying crisply, gushing out deadly temptation. It took a long time to breathe in the open space, and it was doubtful whether it would suffocate a cow to death.

"Bah! A waste of money." Ye Naiyu and Ye Cang spat at the same time, and the breath they exhaled was sour.

Shiraki flicked Nonaiyu's forehead with his fingers: "When someone dances, they say they are crazy. If they are so angry that they stop dancing, you can go down and dance for me!"

No Naiyu rolled his eyes and didn't speak.

"Young people nowadays..." Grandma Chiyo sighed and changed her tone: "You can't dance as well as when I was young."

The squinting eyes of Hai Laozang next to him have never been so wide open in his life.

"Do you think so!" Grandma Chiyo kicked her.

"Yes, yes, what my sister said is correct." Hai Laozang nodded perfunctorily.

"After all, my sister is also known as the "Immortal Flower in the Desert", huh huh huh..." Grandma Chiyo laughed while covering her mouth.

Dancing three songs, drinking three rounds.

"Ahem, Your Majesty the Prophet...it's time to talk about business." Luo Sha coughed twice.

"Yeah, business... what is the business, oh, I remembered." Bai Mu finally pulled his eyes away from Bufeng, and took out a few books from his arms. The packaging was exquisite, and the black calfskin book was sealed. Inlaid with gold threads, it is extremely solemn at first glance.

"This is the sacred scripture of our Kinkou sect. It implements love and peace, and spreads the radiance of love to the ninja world. It is also the purpose of my trip. Please watch it all night anyway." Shiraki distributed the "sacred scripture" to everyone one by one. , even Ye Cang and Ma Ji who had never spoken to Bai Mu did not forget.

"Well... It's good to read the scriptures, but I'm alone, what do you mean by giving me five copies?" Luo Sha was a little puzzled.

"Here, a copy for Karura, a copy for Temari, a copy for Kankuro, and a copy for your unborn child." Shiraki has already calculated the child's head.

But ten years is too long, I have to find a way to buy the copyright of the manga adaptation of Intimate Paradise, adapt it into comics and sell it to children, hehehe, genius idea.

"You even know that Garura is pregnant?" Luo Sha's eyes widened.

"Under the eyes of Cthulhu, I know everything." Bai Mu looked divine.

"Okay... Let's talk about business." Luo Sha believed this evil.

"Master Kazekage, please tell me." Shiraki nodded.

"To tell you the truth...we are about to lose." Luo Sha had to admit this fact.

"The purpose of my coming here is to reverse your defeat, but I would like to ask Kazekage-sama to explain the battle situation in detail."

Shiraki felt Sha Yin's decline as soon as he entered the camp gate, and the low morale could be felt with his buttocks. Everyone's faces were like walking dead, without any vitality.

How can an army without spirit win?
"Oshewan...that despicable poisonous snake, shameless snake, is too vicious..." Luo Sha cursed for 10 minutes before continuing: "We are fighting in the desert, and the most needed supply is clear water. There is more than enough clean water in the oases in the desert..."

"Damn Orochimaru, poisoning all oasis lakes... snake venom, arsenic, rotting corpses... nearly wiped out desert animals. Bastard, we're left with this last small oasis now, springs gushing every day The water that comes out is not even enough for us to drink, in order to save water, we haven't washed our faces for a month!" Luo Sha gritted his teeth bitterly.

"It's no wonder that everyone is unkempt, and they are forced to be like this by mere Shimizu..." To be honest, Shiraki really wanted to exaggerate Shemaru, Namakaze Minato and Ikacho Hyuga assisted, and Orochimaru blocked it all by himself Invasion of the hidden sand, and even drove them back to the desert.

But I can't see Feng's still watery appearance, I'm afraid that every day, Licking Dog will give her his drinking water, and then drink the bath water, right?
"Hey, is the new material arranged yet?..." Shiraki turned around and looked at Nonoyu.

"Don't rush, I'm already writing!" No Naiyu was writing furiously on the table, and he didn't even need Bai Mu's reminder.

#志村danzo instructs Orochimaru to poison the oasis#
It seems that the cultivation is very good, knowing what to do with just one look, Shiraki patted No Naoyu's head: "Yeah, a mature shooter should learn to find materials by himself."

Nonaiyu puffed his mouth and didn't speak, wondering why it was his turn to be such a majestic priestess?

"So, only after the Prophet helps us solve this problem can we continue to fight." Luo Sha sighed.

"Of course, the omnipotent God Cthulhu will solve all problems." Bai Mu smiled slightly.

As soon as the words fell, the wine glass on the table began to tremble slightly, ripples rippled in the glass, and the cheerful atmosphere came to an abrupt end.

A huge snake head swam out of the darkness, and a pale young man stood on it with a cold smile: "Hehe...Master Kazekage, there are guests here..."

"Oshewan!!!" Luo Sha gritted his teeth and said bitterly.

Everyone was eating hot pot and singing songs. The atmosphere that was finally created was suddenly interrupted by Ye Bandit. Who could not be angry?
(End of this chapter)