Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 138 Daughter?

"Dad...???"

Bai Mu even wondered if he had misheard in a dazed way, because she was actually called Lao Ba.

In this case, it is easier to accept an old eight than a father.

Loulan Kingdom...the red-haired girl...

Who else but Sarah?
So Sarah... why did she call herself daddy...? ?

"Your daughter???"

Nonaiyu and Ye Cang looked at Shiraki in surprise, that expression...

It's like a newlywed wife who is so surprised to find that her husband's daughter is the same age as herself.

"Damn! How old am I? How can I have such an old daughter! Can I have a baby at the age of two?" Bai Mu still had the strength to growl.

"I have suspected for a long time that you are actually a 40-year-old hooligan." No Naiyu said in an affirmative tone, how can a teenage kid be able to toss around three villages.

"Hey hey hey! Don't think you can talk nonsense with my flesh and blood in your stomach! Even if I die, you are still my prisoner!" Bai Mu pointed at Nonaiyu viciously.

Nonoyu trembled angrily.

"Nurse? Is it a nanny?" The red-haired girl's eyes lit up, and she jumped over and held Nonoyu's dirty face: "Ah...was the nanny so cute when she was young? If you keep looking so good, My dad will definitely marry you!"

"Grandma...Mom?" No Naiyu tilted his head, his glasses slipped down.

"Are you... a group?" Ye Cang couldn't understand either.

Bai Mu's mind became a mess, and he almost died due to blood loss.

"Oh, dad is going to die, let me give you a sip first." The red-haired girl was full of witty words from her previous life, she squatted down, her hands glowed with the blue light of palm fairy art, and the blood hole on Shiraki's neck was covered. Stop the bleeding, don't forget to put a shit:
"Dad was really young when he was young..."

"Palm Immortal Technique...?" Nonaiyu stared at the rapidly recovering wound on Bai Mu's neck in a daze.

Palm Immortal Jutsu is Konoha's most profound medical ninjutsu, where Tsunade-sama's wisdom is concentrated, and she will never spread it to the outside world. Even she learned it after begging the leader for a long time. Which bastard leaked it?

"Didn't my nanny teach me this?" The red-haired girl raised her eyebrows and smirked badly, her expression... really cheap and carved out of the same mold as white wood.

"Nani!?" No Naiyu himself didn't know when he became a second or fifth child.

"Oh, I almost forgot, this is food for you." The red-haired girl took out a sealing scroll from the ninja bag, and with a bang, countless food exploded out.

Coke...instant ramen...three-color balls...chocolate bars...all Shiraki's thoughts before he died.

Things are getting weird...

Bai Mu slapped himself twice, and gnawed without jumping on it: "Did we just eat mushrooms with white handles and red umbrellas because we were too hungry...so all this is an illusion?"

The red-haired girl squinted and smiled silently.

"Whatever you want...then can I imagine a wife with big breasts?" Bai Mu was still in a daze, while Ye Cang and Ma Ji rushed to tear open the package and gnawed.

They choked on the gas-filled cola and coughed wildly.

"Damn it! Even if it's poison, I fucking ate it!" Shiraki jumped on it like crazy, tore open a bag of chocolate and swallowed it without chewing. Still drinking hard.

Everything is so real, the whole clock tower is filled with the sound of eating like a starved ghost, and the sound of coughing after eating, even in the corner there is a can of fresh blood full of chakra to drink, and a fresh chakra is also prepared. fire attribute heart.

Shiraki didn't forget to hug Ah Fei out, opened a bottle of water and poured it into its mouth.

"Let me come... Grandma is so pitiful." The red-haired girl took Ah Fei and gave him milk and water like hugging a baby.

"Hmm...?!! How long have I been sleeping?... What did I miss... Is my granddaughter this old?" Ah Fei was also stunned.

While gnawing on the big vacuum-packed chicken wings, Shiraki concentrated on his little rational thinking...

Suddenly thought of something, quickly picked up a can of Coke, looking for its production date...

The 15th year of Loulan New Calendar...

Sure enough... As expected, this girl came from the future.

In the original book, Naruto also traveled to this point in Loulan, but now for some reason, the traverser has become his daughter.

"Finally found out? I thought dad was so smart? Hee hee hee..." the red-haired girl giggled.

"The situation of Dadi's nephropathy..." Nonaiyu asked inarticulately, his mouth puffed up like a hamster.

"She might really be my daughter... from the future..." Bai Mu looked at the red-haired girl with complicated eyes.

"Nani!!! In the future, I have not escaped yet, and I have become your daughter's nanny!!!" Nonaiyu almost fainted from his breath.

"So... whose daughter are you with me?" Bai Mu unexpectedly accepted this daughter so quickly.

"What do you think?" The red-haired girl smiled shyly.

"Sara...?" Bai Mu thought for a while, and only the red-haired Queen Sara of Loulan who hadn't met yet was the most suitable for the situation.

Could it be that since I am here, I can have an affair with the queen right away?

Hehehehe... It's exciting just thinking about it.

Shiraki, who was just full and warm, had already started to think about sex.

"No~ yes!" The red-haired girl put up a finger and waved it.

"Nani?" Bai Mu's dream was instantly shattered.

Not Sarah... who could it be?

There are only a few redheads in the ninja world...

"Kushina?... What the hell am I thinking..."

"Asuka? No, no, no... no."

"No wind? Clay dolls still have fertility?"

"Nagato... scorpion... bah!"

Shiraki guessed more and more crooked...

In the end, his face was livid, like a tortoise with green hair, pointing at the girl tremblingly: "No, no, no, it's impossible, it won't... it's He... Xianglin..."

"Bah!!! Rogue dad, I'm Xianglin!!!" The red-haired girl put her waist on her waist, very angry.

"It turns out that Xianglin... ah ha ha ha ha... I didn't recognize her at all without glasses..." Bai Mu smirked and scratched his head.

"What's more... If you didn't read those books to me when I was a child, how could I be short-sighted so early!" Xianglin pouted, took out the glasses from the ninja bag and put them on for herself.

beast...

Everyone gave contemptuous glances, and everyone could guess that the book Xianglin was talking about was probably the black holy book full of love.

"Fart...!!!" Bai Muzheng blushed, it was impossible for him to show Xianglin "Intimate Heaven" at a young age for just 100 gold coins.

"It's Inuyasha drawn by Dad! What are you thinking about?" Xiang Rin cast a sideways glance at Shiraki.

"Huh... I was scared to death... So I will be a manga porter in the future?" Bai Mu heaved a sigh of relief.

"Intimate Heaven" was when I was five years old, I found it in your bedside table and read it by myself." Xianglin's next words almost caused Bai Mu's brain to bleed.

(End of this chapter)