Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 142 Yasuo!hapiness!
It is true that the Scarlet Sand Scorpion once destroyed a country by himself, but what is certain is that that country definitely does not have such a group of immortal puppet soldiers.

Endless puppets appeared batch after batch. Who knows how many puppets there are?

"Master Kakuto, let me use my heart!" Shiraki gritted his teeth. This is the last experience card. He wanted to show off on the battlefield of the Land of Wind, but seeing the little soldiers all over the ground, he felt happy. The temptation of her always plucked at the heartstrings, making it impossible for him to hold back.

Jiaodu snapped his fingers: "Well, let's start with 500 million taels of principal, plus 200 million taels of damage to a fire-attributed heart, and then add usage fees...depreciation fees...transfer fees...shipping fees...total 880 million taels, then make up an auspicious number, 8808 million taels...!"

"It's just a distance of one meter, and based on our relationship, you still have to charge for shipping?" Shiraki's eyes widened, and he deeply doubted that in the future, because he owed too much and couldn't pay the money, he sent him Killed.

"Oh, I almost forgot, with our relationship, we can charge another tip..."

"Okay, okay, no matter how much it is, put it in the account first." Bai Mu waved his hand and urged, he couldn't help but feel the joy in the wind.

chi...

A bloody heart beats vigorously under the cyan mask, and this is also a heart that Jiao likes very much.

puff……!
The cyan mask was firmly pressed into the body, and countless tentacles took root in the body, supporting the cool wind attribute chakra.

"Welcome to the hero experience mode..."

"Hurry up! Ha Yaku!!!" Bai Mu stamped his feet anxiously.

"For Chinese service, please press [-], for Japanese service, please press [-]." The system can always find new tricks.

"Is there a difference? I can understand both of them... one by one!" Bai Mu said anxiously.

"Press [-] for hero query, and [-] for hero experience"

"Two two two!"

"Please choose...the following...heroes..."

The system seemed to prolong the tone on purpose, and said the seven words for ten seconds in a daze.

"Yasuo! Gale Swordsman! Yasuo! Hurry up!" Bai Mu rubbed his hands anxiously.

"One: Wrath of the Storm... Janna"

"Two two two!!"

"Two: Wings of Demacia, Quinn"

"Bah, bah, no two, three."

"Four: Wind Swordsman, Yasuo"

"Operation error, return to main menu."

"Sell hemp batches! Sell hemp batches!!!" Bai Mu beat his head vigorously, trying to hurt the system by self-mutilation.

"Crazy at this time? Are you sure you gave it the wind attribute? Not the mad attribute?" A group of people looked at Bai Mu cursingly and knocking on his head, a little speechless.

"Don't worry, Dad often curses suddenly like this." Xianglin knew Bai Mu's appearance very well.

"welcome……"

"One, two, four!!!"

"The Gale Sword, Yasuo, are you sure?"

"OK! OK! OK!"

"Is it necessary to add fifty gold coins to buy a real eye?"

"unnecessary!"

"Will you consider the ninja footwear that is very suitable for Yasuo?"

"Don't think about it! Can you hurry up?"

"I'm transmitting the power of the Gale Swordsman... Excuse me, do you want to become a monthly card member? Only [-] gold coins are needed."

"What is the use?"

"Provide an alarm clock to get up on time every day."

"No need! Hurry up!!!"

"If you don't want to become a member, please be patient and watch the 40-second advertisement."

"Hi everyone, I'm Kakashi, Dragon Slaying Sword, click to give it away... If you are a brother, come and chop me!"

"Sell hemp batches! Sell hemp batches!!" Bai Mu slapped himself on the mouth like crazy, no wonder the future self has to travel across time and space to scold the system.

Everyone felt a little sad and distressed seeing him like this.

"It's actually not entirely your responsibility to bring us to this dangerous place, you don't have to blame yourself like this." No Naiyu comforted a little unbearably.

Shiraki pumped himself for a full 40 seconds until the ad ended.

"Do you need a skin?" The system finally asked.

"No...you can have this!!"

"Western cowboy 60, original plan 70, scarlet moon 80, soul lotus..."

"Okay, okay, don't read it! It's the soul lotus!" Bai Mu looked at the more and more puppet soldiers surrounded, and he didn't even think about choosing clothes.

"Got it... Yasuo!"

Shiraki took a deep breath, sat cross-legged on the ground, ready to accept cheating.

Petals of pink cherry blossoms fell from the air, and slowly landed beside Shiraki, slowly condensing into a sheathed samurai sword - the blade of the wind. The long black hair was becoming pale with the naked eye, and the somewhat immature face It also became more and more vicissitudes.

The morning is green silk and the evening is snow...

In everyone's memory, this kind of situation only exists when a relationship is broken or life is overdrawn.

Bai Mu is a single dog, so it is impossible for him to break up in love. Could it be...he has overdrawn his life? !

Why did he do this to this extent! !
Moving!

"One sword...one thought..." Bai Mu slowly opened his eyes, his slightly tired eyes were sharp in the vicissitudes of life, obviously a boy in his teens, but he seemed to be an uncle who could see through the fireworks in the world.

"Daddy is so handsome!" Xianglin screamed excitedly, and quickly took out the camera and handed it to Ah Fei to take a photo.

"How do you feel?" Nonaiyu touched Shiraki's veins, and the huge chakra was even far beyond usual, which was a sign of life overdrawn.

"I've never been so comfortable. It's like standing for a lifetime, and finally sat down today." The corners of Bai Mu's mouth slightly raised, the breeze brushed his cheeks, and the happy time was about to begin.

……

Ka Ka Ka Ka!

Hundreds of puppet soldiers surrounded them from the sky and the earth like a net, but they did not launch an attack for a long time, as if they were waiting for someone to come out and issue a declaration.

Sure enough, two giant puppet warriors guarding the gate of the palace stepped out of the way, and a bearded man wrapped in a wide red cloak walked out slowly, with a big belly that looked like a minister.

"Is that An Lushan? If you just kill them, this group of puppets will stop, right?" Ye Cang was not impulsive, but she knew that her burning escape did little damage to puppets.

"No, I want to hear what he has to say." Bai Mu said with interest.

An Lushan was walking on Wanggong Avenue, the puppets in front of him looked like the most well-trained soldiers, and they stepped aside one after another. He actually walked all the way in front of Baimu and the others, as if he was not afraid of being beheaded at all.

"Stop!" As if turning into a guard, Ma Ji pulled out a shiny blade and put it on An Lushan's neck, stopping him from approaching.

But... no one expected that An Lushan would kneel down straight, performing standard audience etiquette.

"The guilty minister An Lushan sees His Majesty the Emperor of the Desert."

???

Desert Emperor? ? ?

Except for Bai Mu and Xianglin, the rest of the people looked confused, even Bai Mu was very confused, but what he was confused about was who An Lushan really belonged to him.

"I...? Desert Emperor?" Maggie was the first to take it for granted that he was talking about himself, and even imagined a whole set of logic in just a few seconds.

The prophet and priest said that the emperor was going to be resurrected, and that Anlu Mountain came from the future. Could it be that he has obtained the inheritance of the desert emperor?
"Thinking of good things, he called me." Bai Mu's words shattered all Ma Ji's fantasies.

"That's right, Your Majesty the Emperor." An Lushan buried his head deeply.

(End of this chapter)