Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 146 It's time to tell a joke.

"Very good... Before seeing my absolute power, it seems that His Majesty the Emperor will not shed tears, so let's feel the majesty of the dragon's veins!"

"Puppet Dragon Maihao Fireball"

A huge purple fireball spat out from the mouth of the puppet centipede, the scorching high-temperature energy distorted the nearby air, far surpassing the ordinary fire escape.

"Don't think that Hao Huoqiu with a different name is not Hao Huoqiu anymore, I'll stand here and let you blast me, if you can kill me with a fireball, I'll eat this knife on the spot!" Bai Mu crossed his arms and was extremely arrogant .

Jiaodu originally wanted to put a water wall to block it, but seeing that Bai Mu was so confident, he didn't want to disturb his elegance.

boom! ! ! !

The huge fireball dragged the scorching purple flames and hit Bai Mu's body fiercely, bursting out into an endless sea of ​​flames.

Bai Mu's whole body was blown away, his body disappeared from the waist down, his buttocks were hanging from the tree, his upper body was covered with burns, and the ultra-high temperature purple flame still ignited his skin.

"What about me... the banshee's veil..." Bai Mu's face was scorched black, and he spewed out a mouthful of old blood. There was only a trace of blood left in his life. This book may end at any time.

Could it be that An Lushan knew his abilities in advance and deliberately designed to deal with me?Impossible, how can even the system be fooled?

"Hahahahaha...hahahahaha... Loulan! Your emperor is dead!!! Hahahaha..." An Lushan laughed wildly.

"Dad, what are you doing! Really..." Xianglin jumped to Shiraki's side with a look of disgust on her face, untied the Z-shaped time-space drive from her waist, stuffed it into Baimu's hand, and helped him draw it down. button.

hum...

Time and space were distorted, everything around was forbidden as if the pause button was pressed, Shiraki's body retreated crazily, his shattered lower body was spliced ​​back from the tree, and the burnt skin was also quickly recovering whiteness...

"Break in time and space"

"Consume different time and space energy to restore the body to the state before 4-10 seconds"

Bai Mu revived with full blood.

"Good guy, you scared me, it was like a dream." Bai Mu's chest rose and fell rapidly, and he quickly opened his pants and looked down.

Huh... luckily the parts are there.

"Father, what were you thinking just now, the sands of time are almost gone, I have to stay for a few days less, I still want to see my mother when I was young." Xianglin pouted and shook the Z-shaped time and space Drive, the green hourglass above has been reduced by 1/4.

"and many more……"

Bai Mu quickly entered the system to see what happened to his banshee veil.

"Banshee Veil": invalid
"Armor of Thorns": invalid
"Mercury Boots": Normal
crooked! ! !
"What's the situation! Are you a bug in the system?" Bai Mu growled, almost dying himself.

"How can there be two identical pieces of equipment in one time and space?" The system replied.

Bai Mu was stunned, looked at Xianglin, then looked at the cross bow on Xianglin's neck: "Before I left, did I give you something?"

"Do you mean these? You gave it to me when I was very young!" Xianglin pulled out a lot of small badges from her body.

Banshee Veil, Armor of Thorns, Force of Nature, Outlaw Armor, Guardian Angel, Heart of Frost.

Bai Mu almost fainted when he saw it, how much do he love this daughter?How can I let her go barefoot and not wear shoes?

"I'm most annoyed by this armor of thorns. With this, no friends dare to play with me." Xianglin pouted very unhappy.

"This is a beautiful job, which bastard dares to touch you, he will be stabbed to death!" Bai Mu agreed with this very much, and even wanted to buy her a sun-flame cloak.

They were still chatting, but An Lushan on the other side was very angry, and his [-]-meter-long body was trembling: "Your Highness... I didn't want to kill you, but you kept destroying my body again and again." plan, let’s die together!!!”

The giant puppet centipede opened its mouth again, violent energy gathered in the mouth, and an even bigger pillar of fire spewed out from the mouth.

"Puppet Dragon Vein Ultra-Holy Flame Technique"

"In the future, my dad will not let me get involved in the battle, saying that it will affect the balance of time and space." Xianglin withdrew to the back of the team.

"That is, no matter what time, daddy will of course stand in front of you." Bai Mu looked back and gave Xianglin a loving smile of an old father.

"The cub has grown up too, and the old mother can't be left behind like this! Let A Fei cry for you." A Fei, who had just recovered his energy not long ago, was also moved to tears and attached to Bai Mu's body.

This superb family... Everyone shook their heads helplessly.

"Wind Barrier"! !

Another wider wind wall swung out from the Gale Sword, as magnificent as a waterfall falling into the sky, firmly blocking the jet of purple flame.

Under the wind-assisted fire, the purple flame became more vigorous, rising into the air, and the gorgeous glass on the surrounding towers seemed to melt, but there was no way to break through this seemingly thin translucent barrier.

"Look clearly, I am serious, who is the father." Bai Mu held the blade horizontally, the mirror-like blade surface reflected the pair of extremely serious eyes, waiting for the flame to be extinguished.

Enough chakra was instilled, and the wind wall that could last for 30 seconds was crumbling and almost collapsed. However, in the giant puppet Anlu Mountain Pass, the thick purple flames had no intention of stopping at all, and even became more violent.

"What's the situation? Even if you ate Chaotianjiao last night, you wouldn't dare to spray it like this?" Shiraki frowned. In terms of this fire escape, it has surpassed Uchiha Madara's extinguishing fire, and even this purple flame faintly There is a feeling of blood succession.

"Cub, did you say that you will tell me a joke when you arrive in Loulan?" Ah Fei asked out of time.

"Oh, please, not at this time." Bai Mu was in a very serious state.

"Want to hear it!" Ah Fei acted like a baby.

"Okay... Let me think about it, do you know what is the easiest thing to get pregnant?" Bai Mu thought for a while.

"Bah, it sounded like a dirty joke in Dad's belly." Xianglin folded her arms and rolled her eyes, but she was thinking about the answer in her heart.

"Camel?" Ah Fei thought about the two humps of the camel.

"Is it a centaur?" Xianglin thought about the strange creatures in the comic books when she was a child.

"It's human. Only humans can go into heat 365 hours a day, 24 days a year." Nonaiyu replied professionally.

"It's money, money begets money." Jiao Du said nonsense in a serious manner.

"A group of idiots, doesn't this family have the slightest sense of crisis? Is the mind full of hemp rope?" Ye Cang felt the temperature of the increasingly irritable air and thought: "In addition to the rats that can't be killed no matter what, there are also What kind of animal is so capable of giving birth."

"Are you really ninjas? Or elementary school students on an outing? Think of a way!" Markey roared.

"It's all wrong." Bai Mu shook his head.

At this moment, the wind wall finally dissipated, and the extremely violent dragon vein flames swept in, and the air where it passed was burned and distorted. Everyone wanted to run, but they still wanted to finish listening to the joke.

"It's a hedgehog."

"Ah, why?"

"Because it has many thorns on its back."

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(End of this chapter)