Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 195 Kill Fish With Me
The Seven Ninja Swordsmen were a little disappointed, and felt that it was only natural that it was the most normal to die so peacefully.

"It's a pity. Finally, there is one who dares to challenge us. When was the last one? Three years ago?"

Everyone relaxed.

"No...the battle has just begun!"

Shiraki has already chosen a target, the most troublesome enemy, the needle man in charge of controlling the field, Kuri Sara Kushimaru.

His sewing is so annoying, but the guy is so thin that he doesn't need to be punched.

"It's amazing to hold a man in his arms and kill him!!!"

Shiraki suddenly appeared behind Li Shuangwan, his arms fixed his legs, and his legs hooked his neck, jumped up high, and smashed to the ground in an upside-down manner.

boom! ! !
There was a tremor on the ground, and there was a crisp rattling sound. Li Shuangchuanwan's head fell to the ground, the cervical spine was directly dislocated, and the mask was smashed to pieces, revealing a terrifying face, with the eyelids cut off and lips covered with bruises. Stitched marks.

Is it that scary?No wonder he wears a mask all the time.

"Damn it...was it actually a clone just now? When did you divide it? It's clear that what you cut off is the real body." Loquat Shizang gritted his teeth resentfully, feeling like he was being tricked, and rushed forward again wielding the beheading sword. Push Shiraki back from Kuri Satsumaru.

"It's interesting like this! It's boring to die all at once." The black hoe Lei Ya became excited again, and swung his sword to chop out a thunder snake.

"Hey, the idiot isn't dead, is he?" Murashi Jinhachi pulled Kuri Satsumaru's head out of the ground.

The two of them are known as the ruthless duo, and they are the most ruthless in attack, and the relationship between the two is also inexplicably chaotic.

A man thinks that the art of killing is to sew him up and tie him to a tree, and let them slowly bleed to death in despair, as long as possible, eternal pain is the art.

Another person believed that the art of killing is the moment of explosion, so that the enemy is completely reduced to pieces within a second, without feeling the slightest pain.

"I can't die... Kill him for me..." Li Shouchuanwan broke his neck hard, returned the misplaced bones to their original positions, and fixed the spine with steel wires, but the dizziness in his head still made him feel confused. There is no way to join the battle.

"If you want to kill yourself, I wish you could die." Wu Li gave a sideways glance with disdain.

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Although the threat of Li Sage Kushimaru was temporarily removed, the other six people are still very difficult to deal with. Shiraki, who has no white eyes, looks like a ball that has been ravaged, and is constantly being pushed back and forth by attacks from behind. He can only rely on counterattacks. The defensive power and abnormal recovery ability have been entangled all the time, but they can't make a move at all if they want to fight back.

Fortunately, they didn't fight with the idea of ​​immortality. The strongest watermelon mountain puffer ghost almost didn't make a move. He just stood aside and gnawed bloody raw meat. His mouth was full of blood, like a fat person. They are too lazy to move.

Sensing this, Shiraki simply took advantage of the weapon master's talent, as if learning, and gradually became familiar with the ninja swordsmen and their fighting methods, and secretly studied their unique fighting skills.

Originally, Shiraki played cards all day to tease girls, and he didn't have much experience in melee combat. At this time, his actual combat skills were improving at an extremely fast speed. From the beginning, he could only rely on counterattacks and strong defenses to survive.

Up to now, I have been able to rely on "jumping", "deceitful tricks" and "phantom clone" to constantly deal with several people, life-saving is the first, and I will never be greedy for output, but I have not dared to reveal more information. Still behind.

The ninja swordsmen who had been unable to attack for a long time began to get a little impatient.

"This guy is really a formidable opponent... You can't even kill him with such a stiff neck." Loquat Shizang felt that his beheading sword was about to roll, but Shiraki's head was still firmly attached to his neck.

"The annoying monkey is jumping around, can't you just let me hit the head?" Tong Cao Ye Bairen moved slowly. He had no grudge against Shiraki, and the battle was fish in troubled waters, but he hit dozens of "dodge" in a row. Afterwards, he became angry from embarrassment, and turned into a real fire instead.

"Rotten pear idiot, if you can't blow up people, can you stop blowing up? Smoked salted fish don't dare to blow so much smoke, how can we fight?" Hei hoe Lei Ya blamed the pig teammate impatiently.

"Nani? You don't even have a fruit in your name, you don't deserve to stay in the ninja sword group! I think it's better to let him be used as a thunder sword." Wuli Jinba turned around and slashed at the black hoe .

They are the good brothers of Shunfeng, who sulked against the wind and turned around to sell hemp batches.

"Bastard! Shut up! I'm going to turn you into flying ashes and throw you into the sea!" The black hoe Lei Ya jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and Lei Dao pulled out the grid that covered the sky and covered Wuli Shiba .

The biggest regret in his life is that there is no fruit in his name. Anyone who dares to laugh at him will be buried by him, except for this group of teammates with similar strength who really cannot be killed.

Now Bai Mu has to face the Ninja Swordsmen, only Piquat, Lantern Fruit, and Tongcao are left.

"I would like to call you the Three Auspicious Treasures!" Bai Mu gave a thumbs up.

"Tch, two idiots..." Loquat Shizang cursed, facing Shiraki's jumping cut, he caught his butcher's knife, and the two were at a stalemate.

"I only count to five, don't blame me if it blows up!" The lantern ghost grinned: "One...five!"

A small energy ball was thrown out of the double-knife flounder, and it ignored his teammates and smashed towards him.

"Bastard, do you want to kill me too?" Loquat Shizang immediately withdrew his strength and jumped behind Bai Mu in a roar.

"Hey! How about counting to five?" Bai Mu didn't expect that Lantern Ghost would bomb his teammates together, and in order to conceal information, his banshee veil was closed.

"Sorry, I didn't take math class at all in ninja school." The lantern ghost laughed while carrying the flounder.

A series of details began to weave in my mind...

Loquat Ten hid behind his back, trying to use me as a human shield...?hey-hey……

The energy bounced extremely quickly. In order to complete the show operation, Shiraki even turned on the "purification", so that his long-term exhaustion from fighting was swept away, and his mind was clear, as if he had entered the time of a sage who had just finished shooting a pistol. .

Just as the flounder and flounder were about to wipe their noses, a fraudulent magic trick jumped backwards, and a roll hid behind the loquat ten hidden. The movements were smooth and smooth, and the proficiency was like hearing the sound of a door lock, knowing to turn over The old king next door who entered the closet.

"Nani!" Loquat Juzang, who had nothing in front of him, was dumbfounded. He thought that there would be no problem with Shiraki as a meat shield, but with Shiraki's sudden withdrawal, the liberation of flounder and flounder was already in sight, and it was too late to flash again.

I can only raise the beheading sword and make a classic scene, beheading the sword to block the tail beast jade (no).

boom! ! !
A meaningless expert in knife breaking, the beheading sword was broken again in the middle, and the broken blade slammed into the abdomen of loquat ten Tibetans. Liver smashed.

"Hey? Tozo, why are you helping him block bullets? Do you have a good relationship?" Lantern Ghost scratched his head innocently.

"Bastard... After I recover, the uncle will chop off your head, and use it as a chamber pot during the day and a wine pot at night. Hurry up and ask someone to treat me..." Loquat Shizang pulled out the blade and grinned in pain.

Loquat Juzo's injury brought an end to this challenge.

"Okay, you don't need to fight anymore, your strength has been recognized by us, you, like Kisame, become my personal guard." Xiguashan Puffer Ghost threw a still beating heart into his mouth Inside, the mouth is full of juice.

Gan!God knows what kind of animal's heart this is, I hope it's not a human's heart, Bai Mu said inwardly.

"What? Do you really think you can beat the seven of us? I'm going to make a move next." The watermelon mountain puffer ghost slammed its shark muscles on the ground, and immediately burst out substantive chakras around it, and the blown chakras The storm made Shiraki's hair level with the horizon.

Thinking of the strength of the dried persimmon ghost in the future, the current watermelon mountain puffer ghost will definitely not be too far behind.

"Oh? Then what about my ninja sword?" Bai Mu didn't make any posture of kneeling in allegiance. He was afraid that the fat man would not be able to bear this kind of blessing, so he just hiccupped. Cheap him.

"When one of us dies, you will take the top." Although the seven people were noisy all day long, and they didn't like each other, Xiguashan puffer ghost didn't want anyone to die here.

"Oh." Bai Mu nodded regretfully.

"Report your name."

Shiraki looked at Nonaiyu resentfully, it was not good to name him, he had to call it Banana.

"Xiang... Banana Taro..." Shiraki gritted his teeth in shame and couldn't say it.

"Hahahaha, look, Lei Ya, as expected, this guy is more suitable to be a ninja sword than you, Mr. Banana, how about we chop this guy down together?" Wuli Jinba laughed.

Fragrant...Banana Mr....

Sure enough, the worrying thing still happened.

"Get out, bastard, don't listen to him! This competition will be treated as a tie, and if my wife loses to you, I will be your friend." Black Weed Lei Ya said boldly.

"...Don't." Bai Mu said disgustedly, the black hoe Lei Ya who looked like he couldn't wait to send his wife out, probably had a body of the same level as a watermelon mountain puffer ghost, and might be his sister.

"Stop talking nonsense. My tenth afternoon tea is over. I can prepare dinner. Banana Taro is going to learn from Kisame Kisame." Watermelon Mountain Puffer Ghost licked the blood stains left on his lips, feeling hungry again .

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Although the Watermelon Mountain Puffer Ghost let Iruka go on purpose and asked him to take the message back, they didn't take it seriously. Konoha's strength on this battlefield is very weak, and no matter how provocative it is, he will not appear, just like a group of Like an annoying seagull, take a bite of bread crumbs and run away, not knowing when to come out to take another bite.

It would be great if we could really lure them all out, so as not to have to catch people everywhere.

Shiraki is now following the dried persimmon ghost shark to kill fish by the river. This is the daily work of the guard, preparing food for the immediate boss.

Although the Watermelon Mountain Puffer Ghost is big, he is very timid. He is very afraid of being poisoned, so there are only a few people who are capable of preparing food, and every dish is tasted.

Although Shiraki was appointed as a personal guard, he is still in the probationary period, and needs to learn to take care of the daily life of Xiguashan Puffer Ghost under the supervision of Ganshi Kisame.

"Gah! I am the emperor of the desert, the prophet born in the wind and sand, the immortal ascendant, the ruler of Loulan, the patron of God, the guardian of the whole land of the wind country, the liberator of slaves, the peeper of the future, the undefeated card table ...you actually want to kill the fish for that fat pig here." Cursing, Bai Mu fiercely chopped off the fish's head with the bloody butcher's knife.

"A grown-up eats thirty main meals a day, and only eats raw meat. His favorite food is puffer fish sashimi topped with warm blood. What we have to do is to prepare food at all times and never disturb him to eat. "Dried persimmon ghost shark lowered his head while killing fish, while explaining to Shiraki the quality of ninja sword guards.

"Good guy, thirty meals a day, this guy must die! Otherwise, my Kirigakure Big Stomach King will not be able to defeat him." Bai Mu's murderous intentions resumed, and he raised a knife and dropped the head of a fat puffer fish.

"The blood of puffer fish is poisonous, and you need to be careful when handling it. You watch, I'll do it." Dried persimmon ghost shark was as serious as a real cook.

Bai Mu simply squatted beside him and watched the shark kill the fish. His superb saber skills were perfect, and he seemed to enjoy it: "Brother Killing Fish, you are so strong, and you are ordered by the puffer fish ghost to kill fish every day. How can you kill fish?" Didn't you think about killing him and replacing him?"

"You should pretend you didn't hear this kind of words the first time. If you say it again, I will kill you. Obedience to the orders of the boss is the basic principle of every ninja." Kisame Kisame bared her teeth viciously at Shiraki .

"As expected of the man who is the most serious ninja in all Hokage, he really lives up to his reputation." Shiraki snapped his fingers, and Nonoyu hurried over.

"Remind me later that I've already thought of the title for sponsoring Brother Guixie to publish a book."

"It's called "On the Self-Cultivation of Ninjas""

"Yes! I have written it down!"

"Boring." Dried persimmon ghost shark continued to turn his head to kill the fish: "Recently, the adult has not had a good appetite. Maybe the freshwater fish is too bland. If you have a bad appetite, you will be in a bad mood. If you are in a bad mood, you like to eat people. Be careful yourself."

"Haven't you thought about serving wasabi with sashimi?" Shiraki suggested.

"Why mustard?"

"I don't know. Anyway, everyone eats it that way. I think sashimi should be served with wasabi." Shiraki scratched his head.

"So do you have mustard?"

"Really!" Bai Mu scratched A Fei, and A Fei had everything in his stomach except poop.

Dried Persimmon Kisame pinched a piece of sashimi, dipped it in, threw it into his mouth and chewed it: "Stimulating and appetizing, you can give adults a try."

"Are you ready? Grandpa is hungry." Xiguashan puffer ghost began to urge.

"All right."

Dried persimmon Kisame put the plate aside, and immediately, a ninja from the Ninja Sword Squad, Kirigakure, took it to the watermelon mountain puffer ghost, pinched a piece of sashimi and stuffed it into his mouth in front of him, as a test. Poisoned.

"Hmm... Pfft... Cough!!!" Obviously this guy couldn't stand the smell of mustard, and coughed the mixture of minced meat and mustard into his saliva on the plate.

"...My lord, please forgive me." This guy obviously felt that he had caused trouble, and immediately knelt down on the ground.

"It's okay..." Xiguashan puffer ghost grinned, patted him on the shoulder, and tried his best to express a kind expression, but it looked even more ferocious.

"Just be careful in your next life."

The voice just fell.

With a clang, the unlucky ninja immediately drew his sword out of its sheath. He didn't want to die here so aggrieved.

boom! ! !
Watermelon Mountain Puffer Ghost's big saber shark muscle had already taken the first step and smashed hard on his head. The force was so heavy that half of his body was smashed to pieces, and his saber was only half out of its sheath.

"If you dirty my food, it will become my food!!" The watermelon mountain puffer ghost jumped up with red eyes, lay on his body, opened a pair of sharp teeth, like a hungry The crazy beast tore his body angrily, and then swallowed it.

"No...isn't it...? Really delicious?" Seeing the bloody and disgusting scene, Bai Mu almost felt sick to his stomach.

"I'm a person who never jokes." Kanshi Kisame said seriously.

"Ouch..." No Naiyu bent over and almost vomited.

"If you disturb your lord's appetite, it will be a death penalty." The corners of Gan Shi Gui Shark's mouth curled up in a mocking arc.

"I don't want to be eaten by this kind of person!"

Bai Mu hurriedly hugged Ye Naiyu together, covering each other's mouths, eyes full of horror.

Is there anything scarier than a pervert?
That's such a pervert and six more!
(End of this chapter)