Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 201 Thunder Burial
"Oh... I hate doctors, their existence hinders the development of the funeral industry! Sooner or later, I will bury all the medical ninjas in the world." The black hoe Lei Ya scratched his messy hair, nervously Swearing.

Lightning Dun is not a good thing. Generally speaking, it is to stimulate the nerves to gain strength through electric shocks. Does it sound familiar?

That's what psychiatric hospitals do.

Sensitive things like the brain often become ineffective after being stimulated by a certain area after being passed through an electric current, so Raidun ninjas often show some neurotic characteristics, such as Kakashi's sullenness and Raikage's violent temper , the neuropathy of the two pillars.

"Okay, okay, what you said is right, but with my many years of experience as a doctor, Dr. Mondo, you are almost dying. I usually like to use the Thunderbolt to overdraw the vitality of cells, but now I was injured again. Squeezing the cells of the body, it feels okay now because of the reflection, so...in the last period of time, if you want to do something, just do it..." Bai Mu pretended to touch his tears.

"Really...Really? Am I really dying?!" Hei Lei Lei Ya's face was flushed with excitement, and he looked like he was about to die.

"Do you feel your body is cold?" Bai Mu opened the Frost Heart.

"Cool! It's so cold!"

"Do you feel your heart beating fast?"

"Hurry up! Damn hurry up!"

"Do you feel weak in your limbs?"

"Weakness! My limbs feel weak!"

"Did you see the god of death waving to you?" Bai Mu released a little fear at the black hoe Lei Ya.

The black hoe Lei Ya looked at a group of human-shaped black shadows coming out from behind Bai Mu, and jumped up excitedly: "I saw it, I saw it, I'm so ugly! Is this the god of death that only dying people can see?"

"You're right when you see it. You're doomed. If you have any last wishes, hurry up and say them. If it's too late, you might burp in no time." Bai Mu shook his head.

"I...I have planned my funeral a long time ago. I must climb the highest mountain on the day when the wind is the strongest, and use the most violent thunder and lightning to turn myself into the finest fly ash, and let the wind lead me to find To the place where the dream began." Hei Leiya blushed with excitement, looking full of energy.

"Where the dream started... Is it because you were not there when your parents died, and you only saw them for the last time at the funeral, and now you miss your parents, so you can only see them at the funeral?" Bai Mu suddenly thought of the poor little lantern ghost.

"No, no, I killed my parents with my own hands, and I hold funerals all the time, just to keep recalling how they died... The more intimate the dead, the more real the memories. That feeling is really wonderful Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

"You can fucking kill me!"

"You are really my best friend, do you want to die with me, I will fly to the sea with you in love!"

"Forget it, I still want to live another 500 years... Today the wind is not strong enough, I will help you lift, the mountain is not high enough, I will take you to climb, my best friend... Go at ease!" Bai Mu touched his tears and said fiercely. Take a snort.

"I'm going to hold a funeral right now!" The black hoe Lei Ya sat down cross-legged, and suddenly raised his head again: "My second regret in this life is that after I became a ninja swordsman, there was no fruit in my name. A group of bastards have ridiculed for a lifetime..."

"Will you kill them and bury them with you? Don't worry, I will do it." Bai Mu nodded vigorously.

"No, no, no, I want you to go back to the village to find my wife, give birth to a daughter for me, and help her become a ninja sword master and inherit my thunder sword. Fruit must be included in the name!" Kowtow on the ground: "Please!"

"Nani?!! Can this kind of thing help?!" Shiraki growled.

"It doesn't matter. If you want to live a decent life, whoever doesn't have a little green, you can just say whether you can help, or I can drag you to be buried with me!"

"Help! We must help! Don't worry, the moment you entrust me, I have already thought of the name, and I will call it Heihoe Wendan!" Bai Mu gave him a trustworthy look.

"Wendan... is it pomelo? You really are a good father! Then farewell, my best friend, with my last wish... Back away!" Black hoe Lei Ya stuck the Thunder Knife on both sides of his body, and said by himself Sitting in the middle, clasping hands together, chakra surges all over the body.

Suddenly, wind and thunder surged between the sky and the earth, and large swathes of dark clouds gathered, circling into a vortex as if opening a passage to another world. The bright sunny sky suddenly dimmed, and white lightning flashed continuously in the gloomy dark clouds , like a thunder dragon swimming in the clouds.

Not far away, Kisame Kisame, who had lost Shiraki, saw this scene and immediately ran to the bottom of the clouds with all his strength.

"Why do I always feel that I shouldn't die so early... Forget it, early death and late death are dead, I'm tired of waiting for this day!"

When the Leimang in the clouds reached its peak, the black hoe Lei Ya opened his arms and embraced Lei Dian.

"Great Burial in Lei Dun Lei Tomb!!!"

Boom! ! !Thunderbolts resounded for hundreds of miles, even the puffer ghosts in Xiguashan in the far distance threw away the food in their hands, jumped up, and looked at the thunderclouds in the distance.

On the other side of the Konoha guerrilla headquarters, Kakashi looked up at the huge thunder cloud in the distance, not only opened his mouth in surprise, but he didn't expect there to be such a powerful thunder ninja in the ninja world.

So who is such a strong man attacking?

Dried persimmon ghost shark has already arrived under the thunder cloud, and I saw the black hoe Lei Ya sitting in the middle of the thunder cloud, posing to welcome the thunder, looking extremely enjoying it.

"What's the situation?..." Gan Shi Gui Sha gritted his teeth, and wanted to rush over to pull the black hoe Lei Ya back.

"Don't be impulsive, he has been seriously injured and is about to die, he is going to hold a funeral for himself." Bai Mu held Gan Shi Gui Jiao back.

"What...Ye Shishi can seriously injure Lord Lei Ya?" Gan Shi Gui Sha opened his mouth wide, looking in surprise at the corpse of a flounder with two knives on the ground on the other side.

"Don't forget my last wish!!! The ultimate art of thunder burial feast!" The black hoe Lei Ya roared, attracting the peak power of Lei Yun.

boom! ! !
Under the guidance of Lei Dao, the lightning that was as thick as a hundred-year-old tree fell down, and hit the body of Hei Leiya, without even leaving a wail, only the dazzling light that made people unable to open their eyes.

The thunder column lasted for a full 5 minutes, the cloud dissipated and the sky was clear.

Only a handful of white ashes remained on the ground, as thin as if they had been chased by a hundred mules in the mill for three days and three nights. There were still two thunder knives stuck in the ground, but they seemed brighter than before.

"Who says I'm lazy and haven't practiced ninjutsu? Isn't this the mouth-to-mouth killing technique? My best friend... It's a good journey... I will raise your wife, if she is beautiful." The ashes were put into a Coke bottle and stuffed into A Fei's mouth.

"Seven Ninja Swordsmen, Thunder Saber Commander, Black Hoe Thunder Fang, die!"

"Receive the mission reward: Dance of the Blade Dancer's Passion"

"Dance of Passion: Learn the battle dance inherited from the ancestors of Ionia, and turn the dance art into a combat technique, form a deadly array with sharp blades in the air, gain the power to control the blades in the void, and hit the enemy every time with a skill , can bring an additional 10% attack speed, the upper limit is 50%"

"Good guy, it's all about dancing skills. You won't even be able to become the Hokage Dance King this time." Bai Mu felt the sudden addition of some battle dancing skills in his memory, and touched his own buttocks, which was the fighting body that he was sorely lacking. Law.

"... It's time to go back, and another one died. I found that you are really a disaster star. The ninja sword army has been rampant in the ninja world for more than ten years, and has never suffered such a heavy loss. After you came, just one day and one night, four days. The famous ninja swordsmen died." Kanshi Kisame looked at Shiraki expressionlessly.

"Don't talk nonsense, it has nothing to do with me. You are talking nonsense and I will sue you for defamation! By the way, I forgot to tell you one thing. Shimura Danzo ordered Ye Shishi to steal double-knife flounder. I heard it with my own ears. He admitted!" Bai Mu hurriedly dumped the blame to divert his hatred.

……

After being extremely angry, people are calm.

The Watermelon Mountain Puffer Ghost watched the two come back with a Thunder Knife and a bottle of ashes, and laughed out of breath. The smile was so penetrating that everyone unconsciously walked away ten meters away from him. Blink for half a second as an excuse, and slap him to death.

"Auspicious Three Treasures... There are three more..." Bai Mu found it really funny that the old watermelon looked so out of breath.

But soon he stopped laughing.

Another search party returned with a hostage.

Lynn...

Damn, how did this idiot get caught again! ?

Lin lay powerlessly on the shoulder of a patrolling ninja, with scars all over her body, obviously she had resisted for a while before being caught.

"Boss, those two people didn't get caught, only this brat was caught."

With a bang, Lin fell heavily to the ground, looked at Bai Mu face to face, opened her mouth, coughed up a mouthful of blood, and turned her head away again.

"Hehe...hehe... Finally, there is good news! You did a good job... Although your body is a little thin, you can still have a tooth sacrifice..." The watermelon mountain puffer ghost stretched out its fat tongue and licked it. lips.

Walking to Lin's side with heavy steps, he lifted her up like a kitten, with a grin on his face: "Don't worry, I will start eating from your feet... I guarantee you will live to see Make sashimi from your own intestines..."

"Haha...haha..." A group of Kirigakure ninjas grinned grinningly as if watching the excitement.

"..." Lin felt as if she was in hell, trembling all over, she had her old friend by her side, but she didn't dare to ask for help with her eyes closed, for fear of hurting Bai Mu.

After she was rescued by Shiraki at that time, she did escape successfully at that time, but it was really difficult to escape with a seriously injured and drowning Hirako, so she had to find a tree hole and heal Hirako's injury first.

But not long ago, Kirigakure's search team was about to find their hiding place. In order to save the mission target, Lin immediately rushed out of the tree hole and used herself as a bait to lure away the Kirigakure patrol team. Of course he was arrested.

"Oh...the big thing is bad..." Although Parker is a dog, his forehead started to sweat.

Naturally, it was impossible for Bai Mu to see Lin being eaten like this, and walked forward: "Boss Watermelon, why don't you keep her as a bait, I believe those two guys will definitely come again, and then I will do it myself Brother Lei Ya takes revenge."

"Oh? How are you sure they will come again?" The Watermelon Mountain Puffer Ghost held Lin and looked at Bai Mu.

"Let's take a gamble, at worst, wash it first and eat it tomorrow." Bai Mu spread his hands.

"Heh... Anyway, there is no meat, so let's gamble again!" Xiguashan puffer ghost smiled cruelly, and threw Lin to the ground again.

Immediately, everyone began to seriously set up a defense system to meet the fierce battle that might come at night.

……

Chuunin Hirayuki knelt down in front of Sarutobi Shinnosuke with tears streaming down his face. In any case, he never thought that an S-level rescue mission would fall on him, an ordinary Chunin who could no longer be ordinary. To this end, the commander's wife was also dispatched.

"Thank you Commander, your kindness will never be forgotten!"

"You don't need to thank me. Please comfort your mother when you get home. There will be interviews with war reporters from the village later. Remember to pay attention to your wording." Sarutobi Shinnosuke coughed, although he knew that it was not realistic to compete with Hokage as Anbu, but How could such a prestige-increasing deed not be publicized?
At this time Kakashi also rushed into the tent. He had been back for a long time, but he hadn't waited for Lin. I thought she was just walking slowly with a person...

"Where is Lin! Why didn't Lin come back together?!" Kakashi yelled as soon as he rushed in, a little out of control in a hurry, and lost his usual calmness.

"Chunin Rin... In order to lure Kirigakure away, she rushed out alone and was caught..." Hirako bit his lip. It was too difficult for him to be rescued by a little girl risking his life for a big man. speak up.

"What..." Kakashi's face turned pale in an instant, and he grabbed Hirako by the collar. He knew how cruel the Kirigakure ninja was, and the other party was also a ninja troop known for its brutality. Death was only the best result. .

"I'm sorry... I'm sorry..." Hirako knelt down with a plop.

"Kakashi... As a Jōnin, please calm down. We are very sad to lose such an excellent ninja." Sarutobi Shinnosuke said in a deep voice.

"No... no, although I don't know why Laobai is in Kirigakure's army, but he helped kill two ninja swordsmen, he will definitely find a way to save Lin!" Kakashi thought of something The same, hope was gathered in the eyes again.

"My lord, I request a mission to save Lin!"

"Ziyu has been injured, and Kirigakure must have taken precautions this time, we are short of manpower..." Sarutobi Shinnosuke frowned and hesitated.

"Then I'll go alone!" Kakashi turned around and was about to leave.

"Kakashi! You are a ninja! Please obey the mission as the first priority!" Sarutobi Shinnosuke stopped Kakashi with a low growl, and then said in a gentle tone: "Lin definitely doesn't want you to take the risk of saving her Yes, we can't lose you either..."

"If my companion is in danger and refuses to save him, then I am truly unworthy of being a ninja!" Kakashi continued to walk out of the tent resolutely.

"The current child, really..." Sarutobi Shinnosuke shook his head, thinking that if the one who was caught was his wife, he would probably kill him regardless.
For the sake of Namikaze Minato, even if it is crowded, we must squeeze some people out, and we must not let Kakashi get stuck here.

……

It is also the ruins of the Mita Town stronghold.
Dried persimmon and ghost shark are still killing fish.

Chestnut Skewers are still weaving nets.

The Watermelon Mountain puffer ghost is still eating.

Bai Mu had a headache, but when he went to the toilet in the woods, a face suddenly appeared on the tree, which almost frightened him to the point of paralysis.

He misses Bufeng so much, the same way of appearance, but it happens to be the guy he least wants to see - Hei Jue.

"Old... Dad!" Bai Mu was so ashamed that he couldn't speak.

"Yo! The child's father! Long time no see!" Ah Fei also grinned.

"Your strength has improved faster than I imagined, and it seems that you can share some things for Madara-sama..." Hei Jue said in a hoarse voice.

"Isn't it because of my father's excellent scientific research ability that he can make such an excellent child like me?" Bai Mu flattered Hei Jue calmly.

"Hehe... Obito has almost trained, but he is still not strong enough, and his heart is too soft to achieve great things. It happens that the person he cares about most, Lin, is here. You find a way to help him open the kaleidoscope." Hei He squinted his eyes viciously.

"Oh... are you going to kill Lin?"

"No... the ability of the kaleidoscope is no better than that of the three hook jade. According to the experience of the past, it is not necessarily 100% able to open the loved one's death. We only have one chance, so we can't just waste it like this." Hei Jue shook his head.

"What are you going to do?"

"Murder... Punish your heart!" Hei Jue pulled an evil smile on his pitch-black face.

(End of this chapter)