Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 207 Crown Ru's Name
"What's going on? I heard you talking to someone inside?" Nonaiyu asked suspiciously.

"It's okay, I just yelled twice in pain after being constipated..." Bai Mu sat down with a heavy heart.

"It's the first time I've heard that eating sashimi can cause constipation..." Nonoyu curled his lips, but I didn't ask any further questions.

"I may have to leave for a few days, so you should go with the dried persimmon ghost first." Shiraki said with some reluctance, wondering if he would be able to fall asleep in a life with no one to serve him.

"Ah? Where are you going? Can't we go together?" Nonaiyu was a little anxious.

"I want to go back to the place where the dream started...you can't keep up..." Shirley looked up at the starry sky, wondering if Master Madara would become the brightest star after he died.

"...how many days?" Nonaiyu didn't bother anymore.

"About a week if it's fast?" Shiraki calculated the distance. Madara's base is on the side of the Land of Grass, and they are now in the central area of ​​the Land of Fire. Even with A Fei's Earth Floating Technique, there is probably no way to go back quickly.

"Okay..." Nonai Yu looked around at the Kirigakure ninjas who were full of sharp teeth like piranhas, feeling a little scared for no reason, and didn't know when he felt a sense of dependence on Shiraki.

"Dried persimmon ghost shark!" Bai Mu shouted.

Kisame Kisame, who was feeding the fish and exchanging feelings with Sharkis, immediately jumped over and bowed solemnly.

"team leader."

"Hey, you don't need to be so restrained, we are people who have killed fish in a river." Bai Mu waved his hand.

"What are the orders?" Kisame Kisame grinned and continued to ask.

"I have something to leave for a few days, you take the troops and continue to Wuyin General Base, don't go too fast, go in together after I come back, and protect me, the intelligence girl!" Bai Mu patted Nono Yu's head.

"Yes, I will do whatever it takes to protect the intelligence." Kanshi Kisame nodded.

"Bah! It's about protecting girls, not information! People are more important than information!" Bai Mu scolded.

"Yes, protecting my sister, not intelligence." Kanshi Kisame repeated the task.

"Well, that's it, I'll go first." Bai Mu nodded.

"Then which ninja sword does the captain plan to take away?" Kanshi Kisame is still in charge of keeping the seven ninja swords, after all, so many knives are quite heavy.

"Hmm... I'll take all six except for the shark muscle." Although the shark muscle is the strongest ninja knife, it is troublesome to feed, and it eats more than pigs in a pig farm.

Kisame Kisame and Nonoyu helped fix the ninja knives to Shiraki's body, and he was fully armed, making him look like a miner about to dig in a mine.

"I'll give you a week off, don't forget to submit your manuscript." Shiraki waved his hand, sank into the ground under A Fei's package, and swam quickly towards Uchiha Madara's base.

……

three days later
It is still a dark underground cave, and the ugly heretic golem is still suffering from constipation, as if nothing has changed after leaving for so long.

The one who brought the soil back was only half a day earlier than Bai Mu, and he looked like a decadent boy who had lost love, his eyes were tired, and he had no energy at all.

Heijue was so busy running all over the ninja world that he hadn't come back at such an important time.

Uchiha Madara's appearance is older than before, his skin is wrinkled like a wilted chrysanthemum, lying motionless under the colossus.

"Master Madara... the child is not filial, and I failed to die for you..." As soon as Shiraki jumped into the underground base, he howled a long mournful sound, and knelt down in front of Uchiha Madara's bed.

Ah Fei also showed his original shape and cried in a mess: "Master Madara... I still have a lot of jokes I haven't told you... why did you leave..."

"Master Madara is not dead yet!" Spiky Baijue grinned.

"Is...is that so? Didn't he say that the tiger is dead and you don't like to lie down like a dying old man..." Shiraki rubbed his head awkwardly. He stayed here for a while, and Master Ban was considered to be dormant. They are all sitting...

At this moment, Madara's face twitched twice, slowly opened his eyes, raised a hand with difficulty, grabbed Shiraki, and tried hard to say something.

"Master, please entrust me with whatever task you want! Even if it's an enemy of the whole world, even if it's taking down the moon from the sky, I will do my best to complete it!!" Bai Mu hammered his chest hard.

"Ho... ho..." Master Ban seemed a little out of breath.

Bai Mu tried his best to get his head together.

"You... stepped on my oxygen tube..."

Shiraki quickly lifted his foot, only to find that the chakra pipe connecting the golem of the heretics was stepped on the sole of his foot, and quickly lifted it away.

"Hey..." Senile Spot took a deep breath before sitting up from the bed.

"Master Madara... I have only been away for a long time, how could it have become like this." Bai Mu knelt down in front of him in distress.

"This guy you brought back... is three points stupider than a pig. It's really hard to teach... Cough cough... cough cough..." Mr. Ban almost took a breath. In order to cultivate a person who inherited the name People, every day, use illusions to instill their own combat experience into Obito's mind, but this guy's mind is full of women, and he learns slower than an idiot, which almost pissed him off.

"Master Madara..." Obito bowed his head without any motivation, walked up to Madara and half knelt down.

"How is it... Is the kaleidoscope open? Cough cough..." Master Madara said with difficulty.

"Hmm... yes..." Obito wearily opened the kaleidoscope, and looked at Madara absently.

"Very good...very good...enviable huge pupil power, it's a pity that you don't have brothers and sisters, you can't get there after all, practice the pupil technique cautiously, even though your waist is remodeled by intercolumnar cells , and don't use it too frequently, you will lose your sight." Master Ban entrusted.

"Yes..." Obito was still a little lost.

"Hmph... Women are a stumbling block on the road to becoming stronger. If you die, you will die. A real man should find an opponent like Hashirama, cough cough..." Madara looked at Obito like this, and thought of Hashirama. When he fell in love with Uzumaki Mito, he was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

"Master Madara, don't get angry with this kind of person, it will hurt you." Shiraki looked sensible, and pointed to the ninja sword behind him: "I have no interest in women, my heart is like The knife behind me is as cold as ice, and I only want to serve Madara-sama, so if you have any last wishes, please entrust them to me."

"Trash." Madara shook her head.

"Uh... yes yes, the Seven Ninja Swords are of course rubbish in Madara-sama's vision." Shiraki could only touch his nose in embarrassment.

"No, I mean... you're all trash..." Madara shook her head.

Bai Mu opened his mouth wide and was stunned for a long time. A Fei and the sharp-piercing Bai Jue quickly comforted him: "Don't get me wrong, Lord Madara doesn't mean that."

"That's what I mean... The child in Hashirama and I have only reached this level. If it's not rubbish, what is it... Cough cough..." Madara coughed violently again.

"Ba... Domineering... As expected of the number one overlord in the ninja world, he can still say such a domineering thing at this time." Shiraki blushed adoringly.

"Okay... I don't want to feel this decayed body for half a minute anymore... Obito, there are two tasks next, one: hide behind Nagato, urge him to collect tailed beasts, and complete my resurrection. "

"Two: Carrying my name on my back, let the ninja world not forget to tremble under it..."

Obito looked lost, his left ear went in and out of his right ear, and he nodded perfunctorily: "Oh..."

"Madara-sama... the matter of bearing the name..." Shiraki's smile has not yet subsided, Uchiha Madara has pulled out the chakra delivery pipe at the back of his head, and lowered his head that once despised all sentient beings.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

……

Madara died, and the Bai Jue in the base cried together, and Bai Mu felt very uncomfortable seeing A Fei's heartbroken.

"Quiet!" Bai Mu shouted.

All the Bai Jue fell silent, staring blankly at Bai Mu.

"Please don't make a sad expression. Master Madara is not dead. His great soul just got rid of this decayed body. This does not mean the end, but the beginning of a new life. When he wakes up, greet his It will be the most perfect and prosperous body!!"

"We should cheer up! Dance!"

"Dancing is what Madara-sama loves most in life, so let him dance the last dance of his life!"

Bai Mu raised his arms and called out.

"Azai is right! Dance with Madara-sama!!!"

A Fei raised his arms high and brought the six Bai Jue together to lift Master Madara's coffin, put it on his shoulders, and began to dance the coffin-carrying dance.

"Good guy... Bai Jue carries the coffin... a professional team! When you return to Loulan, Ah Fei, you can start a funeral company and let this group of Bai Jue wear black suits and dance with the coffin every day." Bai Mu followed suit The special BGM for the black coffin was played, and the underground cave was lit up with colorful lights in an instant, and Uchiha Madara's funeral became a disco scene.

Obito was still very depressed, and had no interest in joining the dance at all. Shiraki decided to enlighten him while it was dark, so as not to fall into the darkness, so he sat beside him.

"Brother Obito, I know what happened to you, and I really sympathize with you..."

"Oh..." There was no light in Obito's eyes.

"But you have to stick up like your hair! Let me ask you, do you like Lin or her body!" Shiraki grabbed Obito's shoulder and looked at him.

"What... what?" Obito suddenly looked embarrassed: "Of course it's someone who likes her..."

"Yes, so what does her liking Kakashi have to do with your liking her? You don't want her body! You have to respect Lin's choice."

"But……"

"But what? Do you want to enjoy Lin's love exclusively? Selfish! How much Kakashi has paid for Lin, and he almost died to save Lin, doesn't he deserve to have Lin's love?" Bai Muyu said earnestly.

"I……"

"What about me! Is it not good for the three of you to be like this all the time? You love me, I love her, she loves him, what a stable triangular structure! Lin can get double favors, that's why you love her!"

"..." Obito wanted to say something else.

"Don't talk! Unless you don't love Lin with Ben, you're just greedy for her body!" Bai Mu pretended to be angry.

"I didn't! I really didn't!" Obito waved his hands and hurriedly argued with his face flushed.

"If you don't, then go back! They've been talking about you." Bai Mu showed a kind smile, and patted Obito's shoulder. After all, he was a shy child. If it were him, he might just admit that he was greedy for her body. .

"Hmm...thank you for the enlightenment." Obito took a deep breath and finally stood up.

"Come on! Let's dance the last dance with Master Madara." Bai Mu pulled Obito and joined Bai Jue's coffin-carrying dance team.

……

When Hei Ze came back, both eyeballs fell out, loud music, exaggerated dance, a group of people danced excitedly carrying Uchiha Madara's body.

"Oops! Master Hei is back, what should we do?" Ah Fei was startled.

"What are you afraid of? Play music and dance." Bai Mu poured a glass of wine and drank it slowly.

"But... Master Hei's face is so ugly..." A Fei shrank behind Bai Mu in fright.

"You can still see the expression on this thing?" Bai Mu looked at Hei Jue's pitch-black face.

"You... what are you doing..." Hei Jue sullenly.

"To celebrate Madara-sama getting out of the shackles and welcoming her rebirth..." Bai Mu scratched his head.

"Hmph... This kind of thing can be done after the successful resurrection. Now I want to take Madara's body away, and you can go back to perform the missions." Hei Jue really came and went in a hurry, without saying a few words , carrying Madara's coffin and ran away again.

"Ah...Master Madara is gone..." Spiky Baijue said with some regret.

"Yeah... It's a pity that we get together so rarely." Bai Mu sighed.

"It's time to leave, by the way... I remember when you brought me here, you said that you wanted to take one of the most precious treasures from me as a price for becoming stronger... This round fan is an artifact that Madara-sama used in his lifetime. Possesses the power to bounce back, able to bounce back all attacks..." Obito took out a huge round fan and handed it to Shiraki.

"Trash." Bai Mu folded his arms and didn't even look directly.

"Uh... this blood blade long knife is the weapon used by Madara-sama when he was young. It is made of the strongest chakra metal. It can be said to cut iron like mud..." Obito took another bright red knife from the wall. The long knife, covered in dust for so long, seemed to be able to smell blood.

"Garbage... don't get me wrong, I mean this wall, it's all garbage." Shiraki shook his finger, and then pointed to Obito: "What I want...is on you."

Obito was silent for a long time, covering his eyes, as if he had made a great determination: "My Obito promise...absolutely do what I say..."

crunch...

One eyeball was gouged out.

"Ahhh! Why the fuck are you picking your eyes? Is it fun?" Shiraki's hair was blown up.

"Didn't you want my kaleidoscope? Here it is... This is the most precious thing in me." Obito gritted his teeth and handed it out with blood and tears.

"Who the hell wants your trash, put it back quickly!" Bai Mu felt his eyes hurt when he looked at it.

Although Shenweiqiang is strong, for a person with systematic power like him, he still doesn't like this kind of low-level garbage, and he doesn't want to become a one-eyed dragon. The pupil technique he wants is big eyes in the void.

Obito froze for a moment, then stuffed his eyes back into their sockets, a white smoke rose, and the nerves had been reconnected.

"Is it so convenient?" Shiraki opened his mouth exaggeratedly.

"Ah...but... I don't have any precious things on me anymore..." Obito suddenly thought of something, clutching his butt, his face turned pale: "No... this will never work..."

"Hey? Is this thing more precious than a kaleidoscope? Kakashi almost stabbed it to death, right?" Shiraki said with disgust.

"...That doesn't work either, I can only give it to Kakashi." Obito shook his head crazily.

"I didn't want this thing either."

"Then what do you want..."

Bai Mu sneered, and an extremely cold storm lifted his long black hair, bursting out with astonishing aura.

"What I want is..."

"Uchiha Madara's name!"

(End of this chapter)