Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 213 Date Battle

The selection of ninja swordsmen is over.

Sword Shark Messenger: Dried Persimmon Ghost Shark
Double-knife flounder flounder envoy: ghost lamp full moon
Broken knife and beheading envoy: Peachland will never be beheaded again

Thunder Saber: Ringo Yuyuri
At the price of withdrawing from the two-knife competition, Bai Mu exchanged Haoshui wrist for the method of performing the spell, but it was a pity that the ghost lamp full moon told him that this was the family secret technique of the ghost lamp family, and the rest of the people even knew the spell was useless.

Bai Mu said that even if he studies this technique all his life, he must learn it.

As for the other knives, although there were some people who successfully defended the ring, in the following fit test, the saber blaster directly broke his two legs.

The long-knife stitcher wrapped himself in a clump of steel wires, and he was rescued after cutting more than a dozen steel wires. He also paid a large sum of money. You must know that such a thin and tough steel wire is not cheap, and it is not like a big snake. If the neck of the pill is broken and tied in a knot, it can still be used.

The blunt knife cut the sword and learned how to play an ax on the full moon of the ghost lamp. He hit his forehead with a hammer and turned into a vegetative state. He can participate in the meditation competition.

In the end, the owners of these three knives still could not be found, so they were temporarily held by Shiraki.

……

The moon and stars were sparse, and the Ninja Sword Troops were divided into a garrison area. Shiraki held his stomach in the tent and tossed and turned, unable to sleep.

"Don't you really need to eat something?" No Naoyu shook the banana in his hand.

"I'm not a monkey, take that thing away, I'm preparing for a date." Bai Mu pressed his stomach hard.

"You... haven't given up yet?" Nonaiyu had never seen Shiraki so serious, even when fighting ninja swordsmen.

"Did you forget what Xiang Rin said? There are not many people in the ninja world that I have a crush on. If I miss this one again, I'm afraid I will be single for the rest of my life. I must never give up on Terumi Mei!" Let the last breath out.

No matter how bad this fortune is, it can't violate the scientific nature of biology, right?

I haven't had a drop of water since yesterday, can I still have loose bowels and fart?

Shiraki has already experienced the pain of breaking the toilet paper and running out of water when you turn on the faucet. To be on the safe side, let Nonaiyu prepare two pieces of sandpaper. It is impossible to break, right?
"I'm going out! It's a little dangerous outside, don't follow, just continue writing." Shiraki adjusted his clothes and put on a fisherman's wide hat, lest seagulls coming like bombers would throw bird droppings on him on the hair.

"Oh..." Nonaiyu turned around, ready to report the information here to Genbu.

If nothing else happens, Konoha is planning a full-scale war, using the troops transferred from the sand hidden defense line to launch a major counterattack against Kirigakure, catching them by surprise.

And Shiraki brought the information about Sand Hidden's surrender, and Kirigakure will soon be ready to be attacked, and she must remind Shimura Danzo as soon as possible.

……

Shiraki asked A Fei to make two half-meter-long clogs to avoid the dog poop poisonous snakes full of grass. As long as the preparation is sufficient and there is A Fei, the ever-changing cat, it doesn't matter how bad the luck is.

"Where are there so many wild dogs in this land of waves...Do all the dogs from all over the country come here to shit? Too bad!" Shiraki cautiously lurked near Terumi Mei's tent.

Just listen to the sound of rushing water inside...

"It's so late, are you still practicing water escape ninjutsu?" Bai Mu lay on the tent, but found that he couldn't see anything.

"Who?!"

With a whooping sound, a handful of kunai pierced through the tent and hit Shiraki's front teeth. Fortunately, he was strong enough to bite, and his teeth trembled.

Through the scratched tent, Shiraki saw Terumi Mei was quickly putting on clothes.

"Ahem...Ming-chan, it's me, Yoshitaro." Shiraki cleared his throat.

Terumi Mei lifted up the tent and looked at Shiraki's strange attire in surprise: "Are you serious?"

Terumi Mei really just said it casually, so she didn't really want to date Shiraki, it just felt like a broken pot, anyway, most men would because they couldn't bear the bad luck brought by her, within a day disappear.

"What's this called? I've always been serious about emotional matters." Bai Mu replied very seriously.

"Getting close to me will bring bad luck. You see, a storm is coming soon." Terumi Mei pointed to the dark clouds gathering rapidly in the sky.

"Then we can watch the rain at the beach, can't we?" Shiraki smiled charmingly, grabbed Ah Fei's tail, and pulled out a big white umbrella with a big smiling face painted on it.

Terumi Mei looked at Shiraki's smile a little silly, and finally nodded shyly: "If you are serious..."

boom! ! !
The moment Terumi Mei stepped out of the tent, a thunderbolt illuminated the night sky and struck straight at Shiraki.

"Come on! Commander! Brothers will open the way for you!" Lin Yuyuli held the thunder knife high on the cliff: "The art of thunder escape and lead thunder"

Boom!

The thunder and lightning were completely attracted to her by Yuri Linoyu. She wanted to move to the ground, but she didn't expect that the natural thunder and lightning would be so heavy. Thick smoke rose from her body, and her hair exploded like a hedgehog.

"Brother, I... tried my best..." Lin Yuyu rushed to the street.

The storm came, and the bean-sized raindrops were mixed with hail, crackling and hitting on the umbrella surface of Ah Fei's transformation. It grinned in pain, but for the cub's lifelong happiness, he could only turn the pain into passion, enjoy and sing Song.

Terumi Mei gently stepped under Shiraki's umbrella, and found that she hadn't been so close to a boy for a long time, as if there was a legendary curse, all men who were attracted to her would suffer bad luck, but she, who was born beautiful, always Smiling but so touching.

The two slowly walked along the cliff. The sound of wind and thunder around them sounded like the end of the world, and the monstrous tsunami piled up like mountains. Fortunately, most of the fleets staying at the dock had left for the Golden Coast of the Land of Winds, otherwise they were doomed to suffer heavy losses. .

I don't know if it was because of Seagod's jealousy, the [-]-meter-high wave covered the sky and slammed towards the two of them.

"Water escape big explosion water breakthrough!!"

The serious ninja Kisame suddenly appeared on the coast, without saying a word of nonsense, he clenched his hands, a flood of the same size rushed towards the tsunami, and the two huge waves almost shattered the reefs on both sides.

A group of petrels glided at low altitude in the rain and turned into guano bombers. Even if they risked their lives, they would scatter a piece of guano on Shiraki's body, disturbing the atmosphere of their date.

"Knife...never slash a second time!" Tao Di Za Bu Zhan came out of the rain, and the heavy beheading sword was lifted in his hand like a light weight, turning into a propeller, cutting off countless bird feathers.

……

Everyone is fighting for the big battle of dating, but Bai Mu is so nervous that he can't speak. This is the first date in his two lives. Everything counts. Even when whales attack the mainland, there are ghost lights and full moons guarding them. He never thought that he would be the one who lost the chain.

"Have you eaten?" "Drink more hot water." "What are you doing?" "The weather is really nice..."

A series of dog licking quotes flew back and forth in my mind, and there were a lot of pornographic jokes, but I couldn't say a word, the handle of the umbrella in my hand creaked, and Ah Fei blushed and almost screamed.

"You seem to be very nervous?" Terumi Mei smiled and looked at the figure in the rain. This guy is really thoughtful, and no one has ever thought about it like this.

"Nervous? Hehehe...No, how could I be nervous..." Shiraki gripped the handle of the umbrella vigorously.

"Ah~~~~" Ah Fei finally couldn't help it, and let out a howl of pain.

"Giggle...is this your first date?" Terumi Mei covered her mouth and smiled softly, looking extremely charming.

"How...how is it possible! Of course there are many, many..." Bai Mu seemed anxious as if being ridiculed for being a single dog who had never touched a female creature in his life, and suddenly nodded dejectedly: "Yes..."

"Oh? I didn't expect this. You are such a handsome little fresh meat with good strength. Except for the bad taste of the tattoo on your face, have you ever chased after a girl?" Terumi Mei still looked at Shiraki with some concern cheeks.

"Uh... this is not a tattoo, this is the shame of my life. I was kicked like this by Konoha Shinobu on a whim..." Shiraki touched his face in embarrassment, but fortunately Nonoyu Said that it will fade away soon, otherwise I would rather cut off the skin and grow it again.

"That's right...then why didn't you chase girls?" Terumi Mei was more concerned about this.

"Because... my fighting style is a little strange, so I scare some girls away." Shiraki thought regretfully about the "Licking Lollipop Runner-Up" red bean, and thought about all kinds of people who didn't like him Ye Cang, think about the purple-haired girl Uzuki Xiyan...

It's so young that I don't know the value of a girl. Now I want to pick up a girl, but I find that there is no girl of the right age in the ninja world of Nuoda.

"Oh? I think your fighting style is normal?" Terumi Mei was slightly surprised.

"That's the sword technique I'll practice later... My psychic beast is an octopus covered with slimy tentacles." Shiraki stretched out a thick tentacle from his sleeve and twisted it in front of Terumi Mei.

"Hmm~~It seems that the impact is really strong~" Terumi Mei didn't have much reaction, octopus psychic beasts are still quite common in Kirigakure.

"What's more... I accidentally awakened Rong Dun..." Bai Mu was a little embarrassed to play tricks.

"Rongdun?" Terumi Mei raised her eyebrows, Rongdun is her family's secret blood succession limit, if other people want to awaken, either there are people who have awakened in their ancestors, or the favored son of heaven can only merge with their own talents.

"Look, hei~tui!!" Facing a rock, Bai Mu took a mouthful of corroding saliva, and immediately smoked white smoke, corroding into a pile of bubbles within ten seconds.

"Ah...huh?!" Terumi Mei's eyes almost popped out, looking at Shiraki's hands: "You didn't make a seal just now, did you?"

Bai Mu slapped his hand fiercely: "Damn it! Always forgetting!"

"Have you forgotten..." Terumi Mei's eyes suddenly became tired, and he covered his mouth and smiled again: "Can you tell me how you awakened Rongdun? Maybe it's my brother who has been lost for many years~"

"Brother...?" Bai Mu was stunned.

"Haha... I'm just kidding, I don't have any lost children in my family, are you surprised?" Terumi Mei covered her mouth and laughed tremblingly.

"It's not..." Bai Mu even felt that a little story after the rain would be more exciting.

"I don't know if it belongs to Rongdun, but for no reason, one day, I felt sour in my stomach, and I couldn't get enough of anything I ate, and then spit it out, it turned out to be highly corrosive acid..."

Shiraki bent down to gag, his face was full of pain, and another mouthful of corrosive silt was sprayed out in the form of a jet, leaving a long acid path in front of him, and the corrosive reef crackled.

"I'm sorry, Lu is ugly... because I don't know how Rong Dun was released, so I can only think about throwing up and throwing up, that's all."

"The technique of dissolving monsters!" Terumi Mei was slightly surprised, and also formed a few seals, spraying a sticky orange solution at a boulder, sticking to the surface of the stone, and shrinking rapidly visible to the naked eye.

After finishing the work, she stretched out her tongue very charmingly and licked the mucus left at the corner of her mouth.

Seeing Bai Mu felt restless.

The techniques of the two are 80% similar, but Shiraki doesn't have seals at all, which makes Terumi Mei think it's a bit fucked up.

The two were silent for a long time, and Terumi Mei finally had some doubts about her romantic father...

"Did your mother come to our Terumi's house as a nanny when she was young..." Terumi Mei was the first to ask.

"Uh, no... My dad used to work as a gardener for his wife at Terumi's house..." Bai Mu is really not serious at ordinary times, and he said the joke was smooth, and he wanted to slap himself.

The atmosphere was awkward again, and Terumi Mei began to doubt her own life experience for the first time in her life...

"I'm just kidding! My parents have been planting bananas on Banana Island all their lives, and they have never been out of the island, let alone Wuyin Island." Bai Mu quickly defended, and he didn't understand why, and he made a good date into a disappearance. Years of sibling recognition.

"So... you were rejected by the girl because you couldn't control the release of Rongdun well?" Terumi thought about how Shiraki just vomited and sprayed, and she was indeed a little nauseous.

"It's probably the reason..." Bai Mu scratched his nose in embarrassment.

"Then let my sister teach you how to use provocative poses, let me release Rongdun~" Terumi Mei suddenly smiled charmingly, brushed her hair, and exhaled a ball of solution at a stone with her red lips pursed.

zizi...

"Have you learned?"

"Hei~tui!" Bai Mu learned it again.

"It's not like this, it's not like this, don't make a sound, use huh ~ use seal to control chakra..."

"Hei~tui!!" Bai Mu let out another mouthful of old phlegm.

"Hmm... let's break down the movements, get ready, make seals, rub your head and smile~ squint your eyes~ shake your head~ shake your head again~ pout~hoo~spit~bit your lips~wink~" Terumi Mei helped Shiraki very professionally It is recommended to use Rongdun's attack.

A group of supporters of Date A Big Watched the two of them taking turns spitting at the bottom of the cliff, feeling a bit puzzled for a while, dating...does this kind of operation still exist?
"Hei~tui!! Why are you so stupid!" Terumi Mei rolled up her sleeves and put her waist down, spat out fiercely on the ground, the charming woman has completely turned into a street shrew, spit dry, Shiraki didn't learn the correct method of melting and escaping release, but instead she learned the hei~tui release method first.

"Haha...hahaha..." Shiraki looked at Terumi Mei's angry face and smiled happily. Is this what it feels like to be on a date?
"Laugh at you big banana!" Terumi Mei gave a vicious look, and suddenly felt familiar with Shiraki, is this a date...

Bai Mu's laughter suddenly stopped, his face became more and more ugly, his right eye jumped out of the system's combat status bar, and his health plummeted.

"What's wrong with you?" Terumi Mei suddenly had an ominous premonition.

"Hehe... small problem... heart... paralysis..." Bai Mutou fainted and fell down.

(End of this chapter)