Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 223 The Meaning of Life

A piece of gossip spread in the Ninja Sword Troop. Everyone looked at the inseparable Shiraki and Yu Gao, and their eyes gradually became ambiguous. Wherever they passed, everyone was like aunts cracking melon seeds at the entrance of a village, whispering to each other.

Shiraki gradually sensed that the atmosphere was not right, so he grabbed a guy with wretched eyes and asked him for clarification, only then did he know that Ringoyu Yuri was spreading rumors about the two picking up soap behind his back.

The angry Shiraki imprisoned Lin Yuyuli in the torture room on the spot, and let Shiraki No. [-] tortured for three days and three nights. When she was caught, she was still in the tent with a flushed face and excitedly telling dirty jokes about the two of them. .

When I came out, I was in a dazed state, my eyes were dull, I couldn't walk steadily, my mouth was drooling, and I was muttering about not wanting octopus.

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After all, the leisurely days were short, and Kutachi Yagura decided to attack the two fortresses that Konoha was rapidly building at the same time.

The fort on the side of Orochimaru was attacked by Terumi Mei leading the blood succession troops.

The fortress on Jiraiya's side is led by Kutachi Yakura to personally lead the civilian troops to attack, and Shiraki's ninja sword troops will perform an internal flowering task, that is, to escort the six-tailed Jinzhu when Jiraiya's main force is restrained Li Yugao stormed in from behind, and then broke out in a half-tailed beast mode, completely destroying the entire fortress.

Kuju Yakura met the two face to face for this.

"I know the relationship between the two of you, and I don't want to stop it. After all, emotions are free. The most important thing is to let the tailed beast accept rational control..."

"Wait! I think you misunderstood something. We are just a very pure, like-minded friendship, not what everyone says!" Bai Mu became excited.

"I don't need to explain, I understand." Kutachi Yagura pressed Shiraki's shoulder to calm him down.

"Understand what?"

"You're trying to cover up the gay thing."

"I don't think you understand!" Shiraki roared, and pulled out Yugao who was hiding behind him with a timid and shrunken look: "Ask him yourself, what is our relationship!"

"Brother..." Yugao looked at a group of high-level Kirigakure around him, nervous enough to spray acid.

"Understood...we all understand..." A group of people felt unable to look directly.

"Cough... that's the end of this topic. Is it okay for Jinchuriki to attack Konoha Fortress? Or, are you sure that if you control Jinchuriki, you won't attack your own people?" Yagura Yakura asked.

"It's still the same sentence. Yugao's control over the tail beast is far from being able to participate in the war. Even if I appease it, it will easily lose control. If it is more serious, it will be sealed and recovered by Konoha's people." Shiraki also Seriously.

Goju Yakura didn't understand what it meant. After all, it was the first time they discussed this matter, but they didn't care about it: "Inchuriki is the strongest weapon in every village. The meaning of its existence is to destroy. You One should know how many casualties a storming of a fort will take."

Renzhuriki...renjuriki...renjuriki...one bite at a time... Yugao's heart became colder and colder, perhaps only the elder brother and the master really cared about him.

"Yakura, we should take more care of Yu Gao's feelings..." Before Shiraki finished speaking, Yu Gao interrupted him with his head down.

"I am willing to fight for Kirigakure...I will try my best to control myself."

"Very good, then we can go out at night." Kuju Yakura nodded in satisfaction.

……

The lonely Yugao lay quietly on the cliff blowing bubbles, feeling that his soul had flown to the sky with the bubbles.

Why is there a war, why did I become a renzhuli, what did I do wrong, and I have to suffer such pain?

Every bubble is a question.

"Brother... What do you think is the meaning of life?" Yu Gao asked lifelessly.

What is the meaning of life? This philosophical question is difficult for even the wisest thinkers to come up with a standard answer.

But Bai Mu is very clear about the meaning of his life: "People live... just to be pornographic."

"We eat colorful food and end up with yellow poop. We drink clear water and end up with pale yellow urine. Teeth will turn yellow, skin will turn yellow, and white clothes will be stained with sweat over time. It will turn yellow. The bright red blood stains dry up, and after a long time, they are actually yellowish brown. Earwax is also yellow. No matter how lush the plants are, they are also yellow after withering. Fallen leaves turn yellow when they turn into spring mud.”

"So... the ultimate meaning of life is to engage in pornography." Shiraki handed Yu Gao two magazines that he was more excited about.

"Understood! Brother! I will definitely redouble my efforts to engage in pornography!" Yugao indulged again.

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That night
Near the fort that Jiraiya was in charge of building, the ninja sword troops were lurking behind Kirigakure's regular troops, ready to be dispatched at any time.

"Yugao, do you believe me?" Bai Mu suddenly whispered.

"I will always trust Big Brother!" Yu Gao replied firmly after being slightly taken aback.

"Let's run away together." Bai Mu looked like he was running away.

"Escape? Where are you going?" Yu Gao was stunned.

"It is rumored that there is a free country deep in the country of wind, the country of Loulan. The people there live a free, leisurely, kind and simple life. There are beauties everywhere on the street, each of which is at the level of a magazine, and there is also a temple. There is a seal master who can safely strip the tailed beast from Renzhuli's body without harming Renzhuli's life... The most important thing is that Queen Loulan is still single. Her legs are two meters long and her chest is as big as a watermelon. Let's escape there together!" Shiraki looked earnestly into Yugao's eyes.

Yu Gao Ting's heart was full of yearning, it was a paradise for pornography, and he was a little hesitant: "But if it fails... it will implicate the eldest brother... and the master..."

It's not that Yu Gao has any concern for Kirigakure, it's just that if Renzhu Riki defected, he would definitely be hunted down by Mizukage infinitely.

"Don't worry, I've arranged everything, and I will act according to my face later." Saying that, Shiraki put on a mask, and secretly handed Yu Gao a map and two letters.

One is to explain how he escaped, and the other is a letter of introduction to Loulan An Lushan.

Speaking of this, Goju Yakura had already launched an attack on the fort in front of him. Once the typhoon passed, thick fog filled the fort, completely covering the fort, and greatly hindering Baiyan's vision.

At this time, the main structure of Konoha's fortress has been built, but the defensive ninja weapons on the city wall have not been installed in place. After all, Konoha's logistics has become exhausted since the war, and it can only be defended by manpower.

The dense fog was thick, and no one knew what the rustling noises under the city were, so they could only consume chakra and shuriken in vain, with a very low hit rate.

The kirigakure technique released by Yakura Yakura and several jounin personally is extremely thick, even the wind escape can only be blown away for a moment before being filled up in an instant, and there are constantly kirigakure ninjas jumping up the city wall in the ghostly fog , clinking into one piece with their superb knife skills.

Bai Mu heard the sound of fighting above the fort, and after waiting for more than an hour, he felt that the time was almost up, and the two sides had already killed each other, so he went around to the back of the fort under the cover of thick fog.

"on!"

With an order, Ghost Lantern Man Yue, who had long been unable to hold back, was already holding a double-knife flounder, and took the lead in throwing out a huge energy bomb, which opened a huge gap in the city wall with a bang.

At this time, most of Konoha's troops had already gathered in the West Tower. At this time, there were even less than 50 people in the East Gate. Facing the wolves and tigers of the Ninja Sword Troops, they broke into it without any resistance and occupied the tower. .

"Yugao... let's make a sacrifice first!" Shiraki nodded to Yugao.

"...Hmm!" Yugao chose to believe in Shiraki, gathered Chakra to attack the seal, and transformed into a dark red half-tailed beast amidst howling in pain.

Shiraki also immediately pressed the "love" curse seal on his left hand, helping Yugao gain control of his body.

Yu Gao, who turned into a half-tailed beast, immediately sprayed scorching acid liquid to the surrounding buildings, corroding the mountain of building materials, supplies and tents in the fort one by one.

Konoha's response was also quick, and an elite team was sent to deal with it immediately, and they were also Shiraki's acquaintances.

Kakashiban.

Kakashi is nothing to worry about, mainly because he is an Obito with dual Kamui, that is simply called a bug, and more importantly, his attitude, no one knows whether his heart is more toward Konoha, or Uchiha Madara a little.

Today's Kakashi class has been completely promoted to a special elite class because of Obito's return, the kind that can perform s-level tasks with 100% praise.

Although this guy Obito has been trained by Madara to become stronger, but his character is still so stupid, he doesn't know how to hide at all, after he came back, he yelled everywhere that he has a kaleidoscope Sharingan, and when he saw someone, he opened it to show off, for fear that others would not know .

When old friends meet, the atmosphere is dignified.

"I think you look like a person." Kakashi stared at Shiraki's mask, even though his appearance could be concealed, his temperament could not.

"Could it be that I look like a dog?" Bai Mu smiled and took off the mask and put it away.

"..." Kakashi looked at the ninja swordsmen beside Shiraki, but still couldn't express his doubts.

"Kakashi, stop talking nonsense with them, kill them all, and become my stepping stone on the road to Hokage!" Obito threw Wang Zha when he came up, and opened the Kaleidoscope Sharingan.

"Idiot..." Kakashi's cursing voice was much softer, with a look of lack of confidence. After all, when Obito just came back, he had a fight with him, and he was defeated in one move. Ask him to fight if you have nothing to do, and regain the confidence that was hanged and beaten back then.

I have to find a way to improve my strength, maybe I can go back and ask Teacher Minato for some good advice.

"Oh? Is it so arrogant to have a pair of kaleidoscopes? Let me let you feel what it means to be beaten by society..." Shiraki put his hands together, and the space around Obito began to twist and fluctuate, and a blue-gray slit opened in the next second. The crack in the space sucked him in, and Bai Mu also disappeared.

Torture space visits +1
"Obito...?! Why does everyone have space ninjutsu these days?" Kakashi's eyes widened.

"Hey... I don't know why, the uncle is very upset to see you, and wants to cut off your head..." Taodi made another seal, and the surrounding mist shrouded like a veil, blocking all sight.

"Oh? The second successor of the beheading sword... You may not know how Loquat Juzo died, right?" Kakashi pulled out the psychic scroll without fear at all.

"Psychic Lolita Ninja Dog"

bang bang bang bang...

Eight dog-eared loli jumped out, and the seals on them were still not released. It stands to reason that Shiraki's seal on them was not strong, and Kakashi could break it as long as he thought of a way.

But he suddenly felt that it would be nice to have eight lolitas from the psychic, both eye-catching and practical, and the enemy would be reluctant to attack if they were soft-hearted, mainly because... they were so pornographic.

He didn't even plan to carve a dog's head on the dirt wall, instead he carved a lolita, which is simply the sublimation of artistic taste.

"Wait... I seem to smell that guy." Parker sniffed the remnants of white wood in the air.

"It's that guy who made it impossible for us to pee on the pole with our legs crossed." Bruce grinned and looked around.

"I was ridiculed by the ninja cat who licked his own ass for having no hair on his body."

"I will be fed lollipops by strange uncles."

"Can't Chase Your Own Tail"

"There is no way to enjoy the sweet stool." Ninja Dog Shiba said.

"I think it's good to get rid of this bad habit." Kakashi soothed.

"Hey, hey, are you going to use eight dwarves to deal with me? It just so happens that my uncle will try the silent eight-handed cut!" The saucy assassination technique of "Zen Bu Zhan" sounded from all directions again.

"On top of the head!" Parker sniffed, and immediately gave the direction.

With a clang, Kakashi pulled out the one-person-high Otachi behind him, and the scarlet blade was like blood stains that couldn't be washed off, drawing a bloody moon arc in the air.

If Shiraki is there, he will recognize it. This knife is the ultimate ninja knife used by Uchiha Madara when he was young. The blood blade was brought out by Obito and given to Kakashi. The attack characteristic is sharp, extremely sharp, The kind that cuts iron like mud.

The uncut beheading sword came through the air, and was quickly slashed by the blood front. It broke from the root without even making a sound of metal collision, and the incision was as smooth as Ringo Yuyuri's chest.

"Damn! It's broken again!" Zabu Zhan cursed and jumped back into the fog.

"Why did he say again?" Kakashi scratched his head, but before he could come up with an answer, Ringo Uyuri and Ghost Moon Moon's attacks had already rushed over, and they had to fall into a hard fight.

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Shiraki and Obito fell into the torture space, and Obito didn't resist, as if he knew that Shiraki had something to say to him.

Morinoi Hibiki was still hanging inside by wires, wearing a woman's attire, his eyelids were fixed with transparent tape to prevent him from closing his eyes, and there was a book in front of him, which Shiraki No. [-] was forcing him to read.

"Bastard, stop dreaming, no matter how much you torture me, I will never be corrupted by this kind of thing..." Morinoi Hibiki's eyes were bloodshot, and when he heard someone coming in, he immediately cursed angrily with.

Without further ado, Shiraki picked up a brick from the ground and slapped it on his big bald head, knocking him out. It was a pity that the 100 gold coins in this kissing heaven were too difficult to get, and women's clothes could be worn hard. The torturers refused to read a single word.

"Hey?! You actually know space ninjutsu?" Obito was a little surprised, how come this space ninjutsu is like Chinese cabbage, everywhere.

"It's just a little acrobatics, I have a favor, please help me." Bai Mu said.

"Before that, I have one more thing to ask you! Shisui's eyes must have been taken away by you!" Obito gritted his teeth and frowned.

"Yes, as the heir to Uchiha Madara's name, it is difficult to cope without a pair of kaleidoscopes." Shiraki replied relaxedly, with a tone as casual as picking a wild flower on the roadside.

"Tch... Shisui is my little brother, don't you know?" Obito gritted his teeth and said bitterly.

"I know, it was because of your face that I spared his life." Bai Mu spread his hands.

"He's very decadent now! You ruined him!" Obito roared.

"Hey, hey, hey... You don't really forget our mission, do you? Master Madara saved you, but he didn't let you inherit the will of fire." Bai Mu questioned.

"Tch..." Obito gritted his teeth and had nothing to say.

"What are you thinking now?" Bai Mu was a little curious.

"I...I want to be Hokage, protect Lin...and...then find a way to capture Kyuubi..." Obito's voice became smaller and smaller, as if he was not ready at all.

"Hey, I can only warn you. Heijue will not watch you paddle. If you are lazy, he may push you behind, kill Lin, or activate the seal in our hearts..." Shiraki touched his chest, implying Obito.

"Seal?... I see, what do you want to help?" Obito whispered.

"It's nothing, I brought Six Tails Jinchuriki here, you will transfer him to the Shenwei space later, and then find a place where no one is around to release him." Shiraki said easily.

"Oh, little things." Obito nodded.

"You can take this guy away. You won't get any benefits from eating and drinking here. I'll give it to you as a military exploit. I wish you a Hokage soon~" Shiraki pointed to Morinoi Hibiki and grinned.

"En." Obito nodded, put one hand on Ibixi to activate the divine power, and the two escaped from the torture space in the space vortex.

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(End of this chapter)