Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 226 Only Snake Skin Knows Snake Skin Best

"Banana-kun... you're back!" After Terumi Mei was taken aback for a moment, a bright light flashed in his eyes immediately.

"Don't look at me with such eyes, I'm afraid my heart will be broken." Bai Mu already felt that the situation had changed.

"Oh? Is this your boyfriend? Really good strength, he can take over my Samadhi real fire so easily." Zilai also looked at Baimu with interest, but in his eyes, a teenager in his teens Boy, how powerful can you be?
"Banana-kun, this guy is Konoha Sannin Jiraiya, you must be careful!" Terumi Mei walked up to Shiraki and stood side by side.

"Of course I know that he is Jiraiya... and he still has a big grudge." Facing the powerful enemy Jiraiya, Bai Mu decided to procrastinate and refresh the second banshee veil shield.

"Hmm... this is the first time we've met, young man, right? What's wrong with talking about it?"

"The hatred...Of course it comes from your shameless update! Kissing Heaven is a monthly magazine, which is already a headache. You haven't updated it for how many months!"

"Do you know how many readers died on the battlefield without seeing the end?"

"If you engage in pornography, you should have the attitude of engaging in pornography!"

"Do you know how many people don't want to read this book because they say eunuchs? Do you know how much I lost because of it?"

"Lazy writers should be hung in a cell and whipped for renewal with instruments of torture!" Bai Mu growled angrily, and his deep resentment was enough to make Li Gui get out of the rostrum.

"Uh...hahaha...sorry sorry...Because of the war, the ladies and sisters all hid in big cities, so they rarely succeeded in collecting materials, so the update is a bit slow..." Ji Laiya blushed, no He rubbed his head curiously.

No writer can say hard words when being urged to update, let alone see his fans in Kirigakure, and immediately feel an inexplicable touch. Is there anything like this in the ninja world under the Great Peace?
"You guys... know each other very well?" Terumi Mei was taken aback.

"Since we have met, let's sign it!" From the white wood bag, he took out a copy of Intimacy Paradise, with some torn pages and yellowed pages stuck together, and threw it at Zilaiye.

Jilai also excitedly took the book with both hands, opened the title page and signed the signature of the flamboyant, not afraid of something like a detonating talisman in it, and threw it back to Baimu, and then showed a serious expression.

"Although I am a loyal reader, since we are people from Kirigakure and our feet are still on this land, we are enemies. Why don't you go back to the land of water? How about I add more to you?"

"It's a pity... I'm going to put you in the torture space, and let you earn [-] a day..." Bai Mu grinned.

"Huh...well, it's a damn war, it's rare to meet a fanatic reader, but it's still an endless situation..." Ji Lai also shook his head with a smile.

"Come on, as the price for your laziness, I will keep you locked up until you write the fifth kiss in heaven."

"Looks like I'm going to work hard for freedom too!..." Zilai also smiled, and made a seal with both hands: "Ninja Toad Oil Ball"

A wide range of toad oil is covered, and the viscous oil spreads on the ground, which can slow down the enemies who step on it, and it is the best igniter.

The thick toad oil can't be washed away with water. If you want to cover it with sand, Shiraki will find it troublesome. After all, using chakra to infuse the soil on the spot to make sand for your own use will consume a lot of chakra, and you just summoned a blow Kirin, Chakra is running out.

"Ming-chan... While I was thinking about you, I invented a ninja technique called Lang Qing Concubine Yi Dun, do you know?" Shiraki looked at Terumi Mei, with affection in his eyes.

"What escape?" Terumi Mei shook his head, expressing that he had never heard of it.

"Hey, to put it simply, it's our mutual love, which caused the gods to become jealous and initiate punishment from heaven to sanction us." Bai Mu explained.

"...Is that okay too?" Terumi Mei widened her beautiful eyes.

"Trust me!" Bai Mu gave her a reliable look.

"Okay, what should I do?" Terumi Mei looked at your Shiraki eyes and nodded.

"I haven't tried it, but remember that interaction is our way of making seals. The deeper the love, the greater the power of this escapism." Shiraki grabbed Terumi Mei's shoulders, and the two looked at each other with love in their eyes greasy.

"Dogs and men, it's so disgusting at this time..." Zilai also twitched the corners of his mouth.

At this moment, the ground began to tremble violently. The violent vibration made people unable to stand still. A large gap several meters was cracked in the ground, as if reaching the center of the earth, and toad oil flowed down the gap.

"Nani? Is this ninjutsu? Why isn't there any chakra fluctuations, and no seals?" Jiraiya was startled, and psychic out a moon-footed toad, riding on its back, constantly hitting the ground Jumping in the gap.

As if understanding Shiraki's thoughts, Terumi Mei also flushed and licked the corner of his mouth at Shiraki, his eyes full of lust.

"Lang love concubine wants to escape dry firewood"

With a bang, orange lava erupted from the cracked ground, and the hot magma fell in the air like rain, just like the eruption of an S-class ninja volcano, Jirai who was also within the range also hurriedly fled.

Relying on his rough skin and thick flesh, Shiraki stood in front of Terumi Mei, and the big lava rocks were smashed away with the explosive knife, while the small ones were ignored.

"The concubine wants to escape the clouds and shake the rain"

Shiraki held Terumi Mei's hands and eyes, and suddenly the sky seemed to be pierced with a hole. The rain mixed with egg-sized hailstones crackled on the person, and the tiles of the surrounding houses were smashed to pieces.

"The harm between words is far stronger than ninjutsu for a single dog like me!" Zilai also felt sad for a while, and really regretted not being able to chase after Tsunade properly when he was young.

"It doesn't seem to be of much use to him..." Terumi Mei frowned.

"Don't stop, we need something more aggressive." Bai Mu pouted.

"Ah... so fast?" Terumi Mei hesitated for a while, finally made up her mind, and went up to meet her.

"Although I don't know what kind of sealing method this is, I absolutely can't let you complete it." Jiraiya clasped his hands together, and the long white hair on his back suddenly became extremely hard, shooting towards Shiraki like a steel needle.

"Thousands of Ninja Hair Needles!"

"Asshole, it's immoral to interrupt other people's kissing!" Shiraki cursed, hugged Terumi Mei in his arms, curled up into a ball, and used his back to pick up the sky-filled Jizo needles.

"Armored Dragon Turtle, Spike Defense"

The long hair all over the back immediately turned into an extremely hard spiked carapace, which ping-pong-pong blocked the Ksitigarbha needle, which was harder than a steel needle.

In fact, the armored dragon tortoise is quite easy to fool, as long as you see something similar to it, and then taunt it, wow, the thorns on this guy's back are denser than yours, and then it will give you skills and give you a competition.

"Nani! Is it the same ninjutsu as Jizo needles? There are still people who know it." Jilai was also slightly surprised.

"How is it? A 35-year-old man who is addicted to alcohol and sex all day long, his hair is not as thick as mine?" Shiraki pointed at the spikes on his back and mocked.

"Bastard... If you talk like that again, I will get angry! How old is this uncle, a 35-year-old man has a flower..." Ji Lai also flushed his old face, and became angry from embarrassment.

"You don't have to be Chen Baibai." Bai Mu waved his fingers.

"My Yeyu Ten Girls Spear won't fall!" Ji Lai Ye said angrily.

"You don't have to be Chen Baibai."

"I sing and sing every night until dawn!"

"You don't have to be Chen Baibai."

"Asshole...can you not mention Chen Baibai?!" Zi Lai was furious.

"You don't have a girlfriend either." Shiraki hugged Terumi Mei, suddenly felt a palpitation, and quickly let go of his hand, for fear of giving him another heart attack at the critical moment.

"Bastard..." Jilai also clutched his heart, feeling a sharp pain.

"The person you like has a boyfriend!" Shiraki continued to make up.

"Ah..." Jilai also felt as if his heart had been stabbed with a knife, and there was a heartbreaking sound in his ears.

Although she is just a girlfriend who can only look at but not touch, even if she thinks about it, she will be unlucky, Shiraki still feels that she is already a master.

"Bastard... I'm angry, I'm really angry... Although I'm not very good at that technique, I must show you something today." Zilai also cheered up in the pain of heartbreak, bit his finger, and covered his face with blood. Reduce and apply to cheeks, hands together.

Immortal mode...preparation.

During this time, he needs to close his hands together to gather natural energy, and cannot separate them within 5 minutes, because this move is very cumbersome and not very proficient, and Zilai is rarely used in actual combat. It can be seen that he is really angry now .

"Oh...it's the fairy mode, it really makes people a little nervous." Bai Mu smiled jokingly, but there was no trace of nervousness on his face.

"Oh? You can recognize my fairy mode with just one Facebook page. It's not easy for you. Have you seen this trick before?" Absorbing the energy of fairy magic requires a calm mind. At this time, Jiraiya's heart has already Completely calm, looking at Bai Mu with a serious face.

"Besides Hashirama, you are the second man who makes me so excited, but you are far inferior to him in immortal mode." Shiraki folded his arms and did not plan to attack at all, waiting for him to complete the immortal mode.

"Hashirama... a very familiar name..." Jilai also thought for a while, then suddenly froze for a moment: "Hey, hey, isn't Senju Hashirama our first generation? Are you kidding?"

"Let's just think I'm joking, because I'm in a good mood after seeing the author today, and I plan to fight seriously, and don't take advantage of others." Bai Mu waved his fingers.

"This guy..." Ji Lai also frowned tightly, staring at Bai Mu: "Obviously he is ready, is he really planning to just watch me complete the fairy art like this?"

"Hey, listening to your conversation, this fairy mode seems to be a very great technique, do you really need to interrupt it?" Terumi Mei looked at Shiraki, wondering in his heart that this guy seems to be hiding a lot of things.

"You can try." Bai Mu folded his arms and didn't intend to do anything.

"Okay, I got it." Terumi Mei took two steps forward, making seals with both hands: "The art of melting away and melting monsters!"

Another cloud of highly acidic mucus was splashed towards Jilai, and there was a pungent sour smell in the air.

Jiraiya's hands are condensed with natural energy, and there is no way to break the knot with ninjutsu. However, his figure is unusually vigorous, his legs have become like a frog, he is jumping and jumping in the open space to avoid the acid, spinning It jumps nimbly like a dancing frog.

Even in mid-air, he can rely on his white hair to pull the big tree next to him to jump up, and from time to time he can use a clone technique to tease Terumi Mei.

When a powerful ninja wants to escape, unless you are far faster than him, or like Payne fighting Jiraiya, trap him in a closed building and be chased and intercepted by many people.

Terumi Mei wasted 4 minutes, spitting out all his saliva, but he couldn't touch a single hair of Jiraiya.

"Hey, Kirigakure's wonderful girl, the power of ninjutsu is strong enough, but the speed is still a bit short!" Jiraiya fell to the ground and commented with a smile.

At this time, the natural energy is already full, and the fairy facial makeup gradually emerges on the face, and the fairy mode is about to be completed, but Shiraki still doesn't make any moves, as if he really wants to fight with Jiraiya in the fairy mode.

"Very nice dance." Shiraki clapped his hands appreciatively as the audience.

"Very good, the energy is abundant, the fairy mode is on..." Jiraiya was the last step before his transformation.

At this step, Bai Mu moved.

It is not any ninjutsu, physical or phantom attack in the traditional sense, but a technique aimed at Jiraiya's weakness.

From the original book, we can know that the fairy mode is a very dangerous technique, and if you are not careful, you will be backlashed by natural energy and turned into a frog stone statue.

Minato Namikaze died on Naruto's birthday not long after, and he already knew the immortal mode when he was resurrected in the fourth war, so in this timeline, it stands to reason that both Minato Namikaze and Jirai have also learned the immortal mode.

What is the reason why they are not willing to open the fairy mode even after the death of their wives?Aside from Kishimoto's knowledge of a hammer, it means that they were not good at fairy arts at all at the time, and they might die on the spot if they used it forcibly.

So Bai Mu decided to use this weakness as an entry point, first to attract Zilaiye's anger, and then give him a wave of soul shock at the most critical moment of his transformation.

"Close your eyes Terumi Mei!"

Shiraki said that first, and Terumi Mei closed his eyes without any hesitation, thinking that Shiraki was about to perform some large-scale illusion.

"Sister Yu Seduction Technique!"

Bai Mu suddenly transformed into the porn star with the hottest figure in the magazine. He was completely naked, but he used his hands to cover the most important parts.

Full exposure is like a hot steak. It whets the appetite, but gets boring after a few bites.

Only men understand men. For old snakes like them, the direct impact of meatballs is no longer exciting. Only this kind of provocative style, especially holding a pipa half-hidden, is the most attractive.

"Hmm~"

Shiraki shook two huge balloons and blew a pink love kiss to Zilai.

It was the "Charming Kiss" that I had sworn never to use again.

But now he is enlightened and his thoughts have been sublimated. Shame is an obstacle that prevents people from becoming stronger.

In order to become stronger, Mr. Madara can bite off the flesh of Senju Hashirama himself without shame; in order to become stronger, he can tattoo Senju Hashirama's face on his body; in order to become stronger, he even dares to ride Kyuubi...

"Pfft!!!" Jiraiya had two nosebleeds crazily, no matter how strong the willpower of a man was, he couldn't resist Ahri's kiss, let alone an old snake like Jiraiya, his spirit was gone in an instant Destroyed infatuation.

In normal times, this is definitely not a terrible thing.

But not now, he is now at a critical juncture in the immortal mode, countless natural energies are being fused with Chakra, a little error in the ratio will lead to immeasurable consequences.

Shiraki knew in the original book that the whole process of practicing the fairy mode, the most important factor is tranquility, absolute tranquility, a little distraction will lead to turning into a stone frog.

What's more, this level of spring is full of vitality?
Jiraiya's skin constantly had dense bumps, his body swelled and deformed crazily, and within a few breaths, his face had turned into a frog-like appearance.

"Not good... I fell for this bastard..." Jiraiya gritted his teeth and tried hard to control the chakra in his body, but the natural energy seemed to be out of control and rampant, uncontrollable at all.

He always thought that Bai Mu really wanted to have a good fight after he turned on the fairy mode, so he was a little slack at the last moment, but he didn't expect to do it at the most tense moment.

"There is no other way, if this continues, it will turn into stone. We can only blow out all the chakra and natural energy!" Jiraiya is Jiraiya after all, and he can still think of this way to save himself at the last moment.

"Immortal Maniac Jade Helix Pill!!"

The two kinds of energies that were not at all controlled erupted from the hand along the meridians in Jiraiya's hand, and instantly turned into a bright ball of light like the sun, with frantic lines running around in it, and the part that touched the ground easily The ground was whittled down to fly ash.

It's a pity that Shiraki had already cooled down the banshee veil when he just signed the autograph for Kissing Paradise, no matter how violent the ninjutsu was, it was swallowed up like a whale swallowing the sea, revealing a tired Ziraiya.

"What happened..." Terumi Mei was dumbfounded, opening and closing his eyes, why was Jiraiya as exhausted as the cowherd carried out from the rich women's club?
"Jiraiya, how about it, can you still dance?" Bai Mu walked over slowly.

"Young people don't talk about Nindu, you're being careless..." Zilai also sighed, but immediately took out a smoke bomb from the ninja bag, intending to block his vision and run away.

Shiraki smiled and closed his eyes and shook his head. When he opened his eyes again, he had already opened the Kaleidoscope Sharingan, focused on Jiraiya's palm, and said lightly: "90% yellow, 8% sulfur powder, 2% saltpeter, Really simple construction."

"???" Jiraiya watched in a daze as the smoke bomb in his hand suddenly turned into dust, and then looked fiercely into Bai Mu's eyes.

"Kaleidoscope...Sharingan?!"

Before he could say anything, Bai Mu had already slapped him flying with a jumping palm, his figure kept shrinking in the air, and when he landed, he had become a white-haired dog-eared loli.

Jiraiya touched his smooth chest through the baggy clothes, but he didn't react for a while.

And Bai Mu had already torn apart the space, and threw Jilai into the torture room, and the shadow clone supervised the writing of the manuscript, and if he was a little slack, he would serve him with a whip and dripping wax.

"Jiraiya... is gone?" Terumi Mei was a little distracted for a moment, Commander Konoha was defeated so easily?Still got caught?
"A wise mind is better than any force." Bai Mu tapped his head with his fingers.

Jiraiya was also defeated, and the returning Kisame also transformed into the incomparably powerful Renzhuriki and was killing all directions. It stands to reason that Kirigakure would undoubtedly win this battle, but something unfortunate happened...

Goji Yagura is dead.

Deadly suffocated.

Dignified Mizukage, even though he had not formally assumed office, had already fully accepted Mizukage's rights, yet he died at the hands of such a little-known Konoha Shinobi.

The immature head was held in the hands of Obito with bloody eyes and tears, panting heavily, showing off his proud achievements.

"Lin... see? I'm stronger than Kakashi!"

(End of this chapter)