Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 238 Big Bird Tavern II (Three in One)

"Big Bird Turn! Turn! Turn!"

"The first round of competition: the king of booze!"

The host transferred such a project, Bai Mu breathed a sigh of relief, isn't it just drinking?My body is made up of cells between columns, and it is highly resistant to abnormal states. I have never been drunk when I drink alcohol.

Even if I get drunk occasionally, it's because of Kano Naoyu's oil.

"Yo, it's just a fight, you're eyeballed, Bagayalu, Kuomayalu~" Qi Rabi is obviously very confident in his drinking capacity.

"Hahahaha, my name is Hanjiu. It's been a long time since I drank comfortably. You lost this game!" Bai Mu gave a thumbs up.

"It seems that our two contestants are very confident. There is no way. People in the Land of Thunder live with fighting and drinking. Except for big girls, who would not have confidence in their drinking capacity!"

"But..." the host dragged on.

"Our booze competition today is not based on such a simple rule. Here is a whole table of various wines. The best wines include the refreshing water dragon chant from the land of water, and the strong liquor from the land of fire. There is also rice wine with a mellow taste and full stamina from the land of the land...Of course, half of it is ordinary clear water juice."

"Our contestants can't reveal that they have drunk wine during the wine competition. If anyone's expression shows signs of drinking wine, it will be counted as losing and blushing~" The host smiled and pulled out a whole The wine of the car is transparent and colorless, and some are colorful.

"As long as the uncle's face is dark enough, you won't be able to see the blushing, yo! You're doomed, little boy!" Qi Rabi danced and sang rap.

"If I blush, it must be because of my love for the girls in the audience~" Shiraki winked and blew kisses to the audience.

Roar! ! !
The atmosphere was ignited again, and Rose Jack struggled to breathe, as if he couldn't get enough of the air exhaled by Shiraki, and finally let out a soul cry, and passed out.

……

The wine was not picked by myself, it was turned by a roulette wheel. Shiraki's first glass was adjusted to a pink glass, while Kirabi's glass was transparent.

As we all know, the more transparent the wine, the stronger the alcohol.

Shiraki drank it all in one gulp, his heart skipped a beat, as if what he drank was magma, his throat burned from head to stomach, at least 57 degrees, and there was a little fragrance of roses.

"It's really bad luck, it's just a glass of strawberry-flavored water." Shiraki turned the glass upside down and smiled slightly, his expression unresponsive.

"A glass of delicious water~" Kirabi also didn't respond.

The roulette turned again, Shiraki got a glass of bright red wine, drank it all in one gulp, his stomach felt like it was on fire, it should be the blood of some kind of fire-attribute ninja beast added to the wine, and there was still a fishy smell in the wine.

"Oh! Did any of you girls accidentally put the aunt in there?" Bai Mu raised his cup and exclaimed in surprise.

"Oh~ a glass of sour lemonade, octopuses hate sour!" Kirabi also didn't respond.

The third round...

"A glass of water that tastes like a girl's tears~"

Fourth round...

Fifth round...

wheel……

Bai Mu already felt a little dizzy, at first he thought he was unlucky, until he drank fifty glasses of wine, where is there any water, it's all fucking wine... and it's all high alcohol.

For things like alcohol, it’s okay to drink one kind of alcohol alone, but if you drink all kinds of alcohol mixed, you will be very easy to get drunk.

"Damn... are you too poor to serve wine... why is it full of water..." Bai Mu bit the tip of his tongue, trying to stay awake.

"Hi... when will the wine come... I'm almost full..." Kirabi hiccupped for a long time, and the smell of alcohol directly drunken a fly that flew by.

"Your drinking capacity has won the admiration of Barrel Gragas, and he has given you a skill."

"Drunken Rage: After drinking hard alcohol, part of the damage received will be reduced, and the body will gain a certain amount of strength bonus. The stronger the alcohol, the stronger the effect."

Shiraki's body has indeed hardened now, but in terms of strength, he is not 01:30 worse than a reckless person like Raikage Tsunade. A skill that can strengthen strength is better than nothing. It seems that he really has to carry a pot of wine with him in the future.

"Oh damn... It seems that there is something wrong with the back kitchen. One hundred wine glasses are filled with water. Neither of the two contestants showed that they drank the wine. It must be the damn chef who poured all the wine into their stomachs. I’m in, I’ll definitely go in later and slap his ass with my stick! Then we can only regret that they are tied..." The host spread his hands in a humorous way, which caused a burst of laughter from below Voice.

"Then let's start the second round of... Big Bird Spin! Spin! Spin!"

The roulette was turned again and stopped on "Song and Dance".

"Coincidentally, they all hit my field of expertise. You're doomed to lose, my lord!" Bai Mu smiled charmingly.

"I'm an octopus singer. I'm the best at learning how to sing and sing, and I'm the best at dancing happily. Just a sentence of words can be combined with four pressures, and you will suspect that you will commit suicide. If you are surprised, don't keep screaming ~ beep! "Kirabi sticks out his tongue and gestures with his orchid fingers.

"The rules of the competition are also unconventional. This is our crystal sound measuring instrument." The host pretended to knock on a thermometer-shaped glass vessel in a low voice: "Its wall thickness is only as thin as a hair, and a little sound can Very sensitive."

"Later, the two singers will dance on each side of the stage, and the audience will cheer on the stage. The one who can make the sound waves break through the instrument is the winner!!!"

"Next, players will be given 10 minutes to prepare."

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Neither of them had any intention of preparing anything, everyone was well prepared, Shiraki just picked off a hat here, pulled a silk scarf over there, and stuck a used rose in a face full of audience when he walked to the stage. In the hair of the bearded burly man, it almost made him scream on the spot.

On the same two stages, Kirabi and Baimu stood far away, and they could see each other's performance, but the audience's voice could not affect each other.

Da da da, three gorgeous lights fully bloomed, and explosive music sounded from the background.

Qi Rabi suddenly jumped up and did a one-finger handstand, with his weight of two hundred catties all pressed on one index finger, but there was no sign of shaking or instability.

Shiraki stood in front of the stage, standing straight, stroking the hat, and tilted it straight forward 45 degrees, so frightened that the audience quickly reached out to catch him, but found that his whole body was leaning forward, but No sign of falling.

That's right, Shiraki is imitating Michael Jackson's most classic 45-degree dance steps. That guy randomly faints three people every concert.

Kirabi had a serious face, and stood upside down holding up his sunglasses. With this hand alone, the dark dancer on the opposite side was definitely a rival on stage.

"I'm in a good mood today, so show off your real skills and dance! Dance like a butterfly! Come here quickly, or you'll miss it! Yeah! Girls, why are you screaming, Yeah!"

Qi Rabi began to jump flexibly and non-stop according to his somewhat nonsensical rap.

Shiraki's performance started at the same time, and before he started singing, he raised his hand like a fat cat smoking a cigarette, which caused a second wave of screams.

When the majestic male voice came out from the throat, a group of Michael Jackson's "Dangerous" completely ignited the atmosphere. There was no need for any instrument testing, and the audience packed Shiraki's stage to the brim.

The exaggerated dance steps make the screams rise and fall like waves.

There was a wave of sound, and people continued to suffocate and faint due to lack of oxygen.

Aziyi also forgot how uncomfortable he was being squeezed among a group of strong men, his face flushed, and he became the one who screamed the loudest.

There was no one in front of Qirabi's stage, and he also stopped performing. Watching Bai Mu's singing and dancing, he couldn't help but dance along with him, but he couldn't imitate it.

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At the end of the song, Shiraki took off his hat and bowed, and the sound of screaming caused the glass instrument to be blown into powder.

"A...amazing!!! This is a burning song that I have never heard before. It almost suffocates me. I bet if you sing on the moon, it will make the whole ninja world scream!" the host Shouting hysterically.

"Sentence!" Bai Mu gave a thumbs up.

"Of course, the winner of this competition is... the dark dancer!"

As the host pronounced the sentence, the voice of the system also sounded in Baimu's ears.

"Your performance was praised by the singer of the stars, Seraphine, and gave you a skill."

"Sound Dazzling Return R: Distributes a sonic illusion to the front, and the caster will involuntarily dance with the caster. The duration is determined by the difference in mental energy between the two parties."

"Good guy, just sent a big move? It seems that this big bird bar needs to come a few more times!" Bai Mu was overjoyed.

"Hey, even though I failed this time, I won't surrender. In the next game, I will be completely defeated!" Kirabi didn't lose his fighting spirit.

"It seems that Mr. Octopus Singer has not given up, so let us have the last match. If Mr. Dancer fails, maybe we can see the fourth overtime game!"

"Let's shout together..." The host held out the microphone.

The audience shouted in unison: "Big bird... turn! turn! turn!"

……

When the roulette wheel settled, Baimu Chrysanthemum tightened, which was the last thing he wanted "fencing". Kirabi was a real master of swordsmanship, so could he, a half-baked man, be his opponent?

"Oh! It's actually fencing. This is my favorite performance. Of course, the rules of fencing are different. You must use the sword we provide, and you can only use stabbing. Slashing is not counted. People who are stabbed three times are counted. Lose." The host said and took out two swords.

Said it was a sword, Shiraki held it in his hand and almost threw it away in fright. It turned out to be a super big bird made of rubber. No wonder the people in the audience screamed strangely.

Holding it on the handle, it is obvious that it is also made to imitate a serious sword. The balance is good, but it looks a little weird.

"I'm a master of swordsmanship, although my practice is different from my usual practice, but let me tell you... you're out of luck today, kid!" Kirabi swung the sword lightly twice.

"Huh... hold your breath, as long as you stab quickly and accurately." Bai Mu breathed out, although he only had 1/5 of Wushuang Jian Ji's skills, he could be regarded as a little master.

It's also a shame that the host's bad taste hasn't reached that level yet, so let them tie their swords around their waists to fight, otherwise Bai Mu would have surrendered on the spot.

"Game start!!!"

"The beginning is the end, accept the shame! Kid!" Kirabi took the lead in stabbing, but his bloated body was extremely flexible, rolling and jumping continuously, and the stabs were like a storm, extremely aggressive. It's fierce.

Shiraki could only use the counterattack storm, swinging the big bird rapier to deal with it, and barely resisted the first wave of sharp stabs. The audience watching the danger was very excited, and finally tried to counterattack, but it was a pity that Kirabi blocked it .

"But that's it~" Bai Mu also began to relax his body, no longer tense.

"The guy defended well, but it's a pity that he met me. He has never lost in fencing!" Qi Rabi raised his big bird at Bai Mu, signaling Bai Mu to attack.

A true fencing master is capable of advancing and defending, and the unity of waist and horse is the key. Shiraki's steps are light and flexible, and he launched a steady attack on Kirabi, which also made Kirabi see that this guy is just a The level of swordsmanship is average, and the average one has no characteristics.

"Ha! Weakness!" Kirabi was still defending one moment, and suddenly jumped forward to bypass Baimu's sword the next moment, stabbing Baimu's wrist and arm twice.

"Oh...damn..." Bai Mu shook his hand, even if it was hit by a rubber sword, it hurt.

"Don't be nervous, you will only lose zero points, and you are only short of the last one!" Qi Rabi wriggled from side to side, obviously very proud.

In a game of three lives, the first two will not be cherished, and at the end, he will shrink back and dare not use his full strength, but Shiraki is not at all nervous about the last life. Instead, Kirabi jumps around, slowly Flaws were revealed.

Bai Mu has the dueling eyes of a unparalleled swordsman, able to find flaws in opponents. At this moment, a bright spot slowly appeared behind Kirabi.

"Behind it...it's a little troublesome." Baimu now had to find a way to get around Kirabi's back.

However, whether it is the dance steps of the blade dancer or the swordsmanship, Kirabi can handle it with ease, and the flaws behind him are getting smaller and smaller.

"Dancing boy, hurry up and attack, I'm anxiously waiting for dinner, good food!" Kirabi even swayed left and right, using rap to mock Shiraki.

"Hey, why don't we bet bigger?" Bai Mu asked.

"Tell me about it, I will accept any bet." Kirabi was still confident.

"Those who lose, have to wear women's clothes... how about it?"

"Oh, you can kill me, but you can't fuck me! You can't be humiliated!" Qi Rabi refused with a strange cry.

Since... that's the case, don't blame me for my despicable methods...

"Boss Ai? Why are you here?!" Bai Mu suddenly looked at Kirabi's back and said in surprise.

"Oh! Oops, it's extremely dangerous." Kirabi turned around subconsciously, and suddenly that little flaw suddenly became bright.

"What, it's actually this part, I'll stab here too! Sharp sword, sharp eyes!" Shiraki used all his strength, and fiercely handed out the big bird sword to Kirabi's ass.

"Here! Mo! Chicken!!!" Qi Rabi's blushing cry almost shattered the glass of the entire bar!

There is no need to stab the second and third swords anymore. Anyone who is unsuspectingly stabbed into the back of the body by a baseball bat will never even think about walking properly on this day, and the most important thing in fencing is pace.

So Shiraki won the third round, and at the same time won the second skill "Laurent's Mind-Eyes Sword" of countless sword girls, which can parry a ninjutsu.

"Oh oh oh oh! What a beautiful sword, my chrysanthemum is still hurting, but, as expected, our dance king today is...Dark dancer!!!" The host's shouts also aroused the audience's excitement scream.

Although King of Dance has one in every party, today's is what they will remember for the rest of their lives. Shiraki's photo was also taken, and it will be hung in the most conspicuous place on the bar in the future.

"I heard that there will be rewards for being the dance king? What is it?" Bai Mu asked in a low voice.

"Oh! It seems that our dancing king can't wait to be favored by love, go up, our boss is waiting for you!" The host pointed to a staircase leading to the second floor.

"Boss? Kirabi, do you want to go and have a look together?" Bai Mu suddenly invited Kirabi.

"I'm also a little curious, and I really want to see it together!" Although Kirabi was blinded by Baimu, he was not angry, and wanted to go up with him.

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Stepping on a soft carpet made of animal hair, the two came to an extremely luxurious room, which was filled with wine cabinets and flowers, and oil paintings of handsome muscular men hung on the walls.

The huge room was painted pink, and the floor was covered with scarlet soft carpets. Thirteen muscular, inverted-triangular strong men wore no clothes, only a pair of shorts and a bow tie, with their arms behind their backs. Surrounding the room straight like a bodyguard.

A leather massage table, a naked strong man is lying there, his back is covered with essential oils, accepting Thai-style mashaji from the same strong man.

If nothing else, he is the boss here.

"Honey, you like my kingdom, do you want to have a massage together?" The boss raised his head, and it was a Chinese character face about 30 years old. With his appearance, he still looks like a handsome uncle.

"Forget it..." Bai Mu didn't want to get naked and lie here, especially with a dozen strong men standing behind him.

"I just watched your performance, and it really amazed me. I can't think of an oriental fighter who just entered the city today, who fell down three generations of sons during the day, and ran to my bar at night to take away the king of dancers." The boss said generously. He looked at Bai Mu with interest.

"The boss's news is really well-informed." Bai Mu praised.

"What? You threw my elder brother?" Kirabi tilted his head and looked at Shiraki.

"Hmm, I came here to arrest you at his request." Bai Mu spread his hands.

"Ah cough...Actually, I planned to go back after the party." Kirabi coughed awkwardly.

"Honey, if you're done chatting, please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mel Yi, the owner of the Big Bird Bar, and half the owner of the underground world of this city~" Mel Yi pushed away two massage tables Brother, sit up from the massage table.

Shiraki looked away in embarrassment until Mel Yi put on a white towel: "Thank you Mr. Mel Yi for your hospitality today."

"Oh? If you like it, you can come and play often. I can give you a premium membership, and even... free for life." Mei Yi put her hand on a strong man's hand and asked him to paint some red nail polish.

"Forget it, forget it, I have business to do." Bai Mu touched his nose and shook his head quickly, and now he doesn't ask for any prizes, he just wants to leave this hot-eyed place as soon as possible.

"Little brother seems to be a person who knows how to love? Are you really in such a hurry to leave?" Mel Yi stuck out her tongue and licked the tattoo on her chest. It was a word "love" surrounded by pink hearts, which was similar to the one in Bai Mu's palm. exactly the same.

"No, no, no, don't get me wrong, this hand...it's not mine!" Bai Mu quickly hid his hand in his trouser pocket, impatient to leave: "Oh, I suddenly remembered that the radish was still stewed. Pot, I have to go back quickly."

"Yeah, yeah, it's urgent, I should leave." Kirabi nodded vigorously, and didn't want to stay any longer.

"Hey, I know... You all think that people like us are a bunch of rotten perverts who fuck each other's butts. If you breathe the common air for a second longer, you will feel sick." Mei Yi stared at the two with resentful eyes.

"Wait, what do you call people like you? I really don't discriminate against homosexuals. I also have my own gay friends..." Bai Mu raised his hands, fearing that the label of anti-gay on his back would be hammered to death by an interdimensional iron fist.

"Hmph! Homosexuality, is it because I think differently and like people differently from you? Why pretend to like those who don't like it? Why do you have to be right when it's obviously wrong? Why do you say we are perverts? It's normal for you to be like this ?”

"If you have the idea of ​​liking someone different in your heart, you are considered a pervert? It seems strange to us that you don't have this idea like us? What's so good about women, shouldn't real men hang out with real men?"

"I really can't figure it out, the eyes turn white, it's the powerful blood succession limit, but worship; the monkey looks up at the starry sky, learns to fight and think, it's evolution, it's the ninja beast, and we are Rosser who failed to evolve. "

"It's just what you say. Anyway, whether it's normal or not is determined by you, and everything has to be according to your standards, right?"

"Anyway, the Kingdom of Thunder can't tolerate our group of aliens. We will always be pointed at by people when we walk on the street. Those who are out of control will be destroyed, and those who feel threatened will be destroyed? When Yunyin Village drives me out, no matter where I go It’s always prejudice, so I gathered all like-minded people together and opened the Big Bird Bar, only here is our own kingdom, where we can carnival without any scruples..."

"When I saw the recruitment order, I also wanted to fight for Yunyin Village...I also wanted honor, and I also wanted to be tougher than pure men...you still don't accept it, laugh at it...arrogance...prejudice...even I You all said that the donated supplies smell like shit sticks... blah blah blah..." Mel Yi knelt on the ground and covered her face, her eyeliner was washed down with tears and ran down her fingers, and the rest of the strong men also covered their mouths cry.

"..." Kirabi was silent. He was excluded by the villagers, just because he was Jinzhuriki, and because he liked singing and dancing rap that was not mainstream.

"..." Bai Mu felt sore, what a noble person, because he was gay, he was kicked out of the village by the third generation of Raikage, and now Yun Yin is weak, but they still spend money and effort to get back the honor.

"Mr. Mel Yi, please get up, you are a noble person, your soul is purer than all others." Shiraki bent down and stretched out his hands to help Mel Yi.

The moment he bent down, countless gazes struck from behind like arrows piercing the clouds.

"Oops, we've exposed a flaw!" Baimu Chrysanthemum tightened her grip, but she still gritted her teeth and helped Meier up. When the two hands touched, it was as nervous and trembling as the first intimate contact between human beings and aliens.

"Little cutie's mouth is so sweet, you are also a pure person, so...do you want to fencing together?" Meieryi exhaled a flowery breath next to Baimu's ear.

The ears are going to rot! ! ! !Bai Mu's mind was racing with sentences.

"No, I can't... I'm a little tired just now, and we don't know each other very well..." Bai Mu wiped his sweat.

"Hey, it's okay, feelings can be cultivated, I believe that one day you will find that the Big Bird Bar is the real home~" Mei Eryi covered her small mouth full of stubble, and winked ambiguously.

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(End of this chapter)