Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 263 Playing Cards

Yu Feng, who had just taken a shower and was about to go to his husband's house to find his sister-in-law after being sued by two punishment officers, was completely stunned. After thinking for 3 minutes, he knocked them down with a slap.

"You two idiots, are you under illusion! How could someone in the world be able to do such a thing, if so, would he be caught by you two idiots?"

The two prison guards touched their faces and were stunned. Thinking about it, it's not impossible. They touched themselves again: "But...the wounds on our bodies...are not fake!"

"Idiots! It's definitely because you guys whipped each other after you got the illusion! You can't even understand this, how can you be a ninja!" Yu Feng snorted coldly, very dissatisfied with the two of them disturbing her good plan.

"Ah? Is that so?..." A person scratched his head.

"The captain is really powerful, he saw through that guy's tricks at a glance... But, we really can't deal with him, so please, sir, go out in person..." The other quickly flattered.

"Hmph, what a waste, interrupting my plan!" Yu Feng snorted coldly, but had to go to the dungeon by himself to solve this trouble.

……

The three returned to the dungeon again, it was already late at night.

With a creak, the rusty iron door opened, and Yu Feng immediately saw Bai Mu who was sleeping on the bone bench, still wearing shackles.

"Keep your dog eyes wide open, isn't everything normal?" Yu Feng slapped his subordinates on the back of the head twice.

"...Hey, hey, that villager, wake up!" The two of them really didn't believe it, since everything was so real.

right!Even the distorted steel nails on the ground are still there, so it must be real.

"Huh? Is it going to start again?" Bai Mu rubbed his eyes.

"That... what you did just now, can you do it again?" the prisoner asked cautiously.

"Just now?" Bai Mu looked puzzled.

"It's the kind that you just swished and suddenly appeared behind us..."

"Is there? I don't have one..."

"No, that's it, the two of us were whispering and discussing..." The two of them hilariously imitated the scene at that time, and were suddenly pushed away impatiently by Yufeng, and smiled peacefully at Bai Mu:

"Hehe... people from other villages, how does it feel to be locked up here?"

"Hmm... It feels good, but the disadvantages are food and drink, and these two guys look too stupid, it's better to find a queen to torture me." Bai Mu stretched his waist.

"Hehe, the Queen is out of the question. Let's get you something to eat here. Don't speak so arrogantly in the future. Staying here for one night is a lesson." Yu Feng put on a good-natured look again.

"Okay, I'm not used to the wine when it's watered down." Bai Mu grinned.

"go."

Under Yu Feng's signal, the two punishment officers walked out of the cell to the guard's room, opened the wine cabinet, took out a bottle of red wine, poured half of it, and took out a bottle of purple venom.

"Pour a little more, a little more!"

"Too many!"

"He is so tough, of course he needs to add a little more poison, this kind of poison should also be added, and this one too!"

"It will be tasted!"

"Go, go, let me come..."

tinkering tinkering...

A bottle of red wine and two slices of hard bread were brought to Bai Mu by the two of them.

Shiraki raised the wine bottle and shook it in front of his eyes. The red wine had turned into black wine. Eyes of the Void analyzed the ingredients and screamed in surprise:
"Hey! This is mixing alcohol with poison!"

"Ahem..." A prisoner coughed in embarrassment.

But he didn't want Shiraki to pick up the bottle and drink tons and tons.

Poisoning something that enters the blood circulation may cause Shiraki some trouble, but to a stomach full of empty acid, it is nothing more than delicious protein.

"Nani... know it's poison and still drink it? So conscious?" Yufeng was stunned.

"Sanjiao venom from 82, with a little bit of poison dart frog and green leaf snake... It's a good idea, but it's a bit too strong in my mouth, brother!" Shiraki put the empty wine bottle into the mouth. They threw it in their arms.

"!!!" The two were so frightened that they turned around and left on the spot, but because Yufeng was still here.

Yu Feng twitched the corners of his mouth, and finally believed what the two idiot subordinates said, but... how is it possible!If he really had such ability, how could he be caught by himself?
Shouldn't he have slapped himself in the face at the tavern on the spot?
But no matter what, let him go as soon as possible.

"Ahem... this brother, there may be a slight misunderstanding, why don't you come out and clarify?" Yu Feng tried to open the door with two people.

"No, it's pretty cool here, so I'll just stay here." Bai Mu crossed his legs.

"..." Yu Feng just remembered that Bai Mu said that he would beg him to go out, so what else is there to perform?Upside down lick/fart/fart?
"Since you don't want to go out, let's just stay here..." Yu Feng pretended to be calm and turned around to leave, no matter how courageous and powerful he was, he would not dare to do things under the nose of the demigod.

After a long time, if you can't stay, you will think about going out.

……

The next day, while Bai Mu was still sleeping, the three poor people were dragged away, brought to the tower, and even put on a shackle, without even a chance to complain to the demigod.

The demigod tossed and turned all night, thinking about a lot of questions he wanted to know, finally waiting for the rain to seal, and couldn't wait to use the eyes of reincarnation to absorb life force.

"Immortal, I want a medicine that can make me immortal!!"

After thinking about it all night, Hanzo finally knew what he wanted. He was old now, and he could clearly feel that his physical strength was declining. With a beautiful woman in his arms, his desires were getting lower and lower.

"Oh, ask a dead person the secret formula for eternal life? Are you fucking sick?" Bai Mu complained.

"Tugage's bangs"

"Hokage's Feet"

"Mizukage's Heart Protector"

"Kazekage's Eyebrows"

"Raikage's Butt Hair"

"Gather the fifty hairs with the strongest luck in the ninja world, tangle them together, burn them to ashes and eat them, so as not to die."

"...Is it so troublesome? But I think the elixir of life is not ordinary. Fortunately, it's just some hairs. I don't want to kill them. Is there any village in the dark movement that can compare with my Yuyin Village?" Hanzo turned his eyes on Samsara. Convinced of his reply, with an order, he immediately sent five teams to the five major countries to steal the hair of their strongest.

He took another look at the remaining two prophecies, the beauty who did not exist, and the traitors in the village.

"lsp!" Bai Mu scolded, imagining a picture for him, and then casually pointed out a three-person team that he saw in the tavern.

Then Yufeng was dispatched, and the three were arrested directly, tortured, framed, and extorted bribes.

After tasting the delicious food, how could he be willing to taste the bland white steamed bun? After using up the three prophecies early in the morning, Hanzo seemed a bit bored.

Suddenly, I thought about one thing. Is the eye of reincarnation absorbing life force or chakra? If ordinary people install the eye of reincarnation, can they also accept the prophecy?

Thinking of this, Hanzo raised his head and looked at the maid who was pouring wine for him, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, as if a maid attacked him in the prophecy of his death?
"Ahhhhh..." The shrill scream rang through the top of the tower again, this time it was different, and many people could tell that the scream came from a maid.

Soon someone dragged the maid's mummy down, and everyone I saw along the way felt a little bit cold.

"Magic eye, magical eye... tell me, which card is the most interesting..." To be honest, Hanzo was tired of playing poker and flower cards, mainly because none of his subordinates dared to play cards with him seriously, and he lost his temper. Well, winning is too easy and boring.

"Oh, what about the bug with my card here? Give you some face, are you going to find a dog to perfuse me later?" Shiraki cursed, and sent Hanzo a beautiful photo of himself playing cards.

In fact, when civilians are killed for no reason, it is easier to arouse inner resistance, because every ninja is ready to sacrifice at any time, and their mission is to protect their families.

"Huh? It's this daring guy. By the way, his poker skills are really good... It's really not easy to beat him with a bad hand of cards." Hanzo nodded and called Yufeng.

"Is the guy who made the deal with me still in the village? If he hasn't gone far, bring him here."

"Uh..." Yufeng usually executes orders without saying a word of nonsense, but today he can only ask one more question boldly: "My lord demigod, I don't know what I can do with this person..."

"This guy is good at playing cards. Why don't you ask him to come and play cards with me? Can you kill him?" Hanzo frowned and looked at Yufeng.

"No...no, he was drinking in the tavern yesterday, so I'll bring him here!" Yu Feng crawled back to the dungeon.

Before he could explain why he came, Bai Mu, who had been waiting for him for a long time, picked his teeth with his legs crossed: "I won't go, I won't go if I say nothing."

"Oh, my uncle, I offended you because I have no eyes and no eyes. I know I'm wrong, just do it and come out." Yu Feng is really a man who can bend and stretch, and begged Bai Mu with a slap in the face.

"Look at what I said, he will come and beg me to get out in a while." Bai Mu looked at his beloved who was tied up in the next cell.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." Liberty was wearing a shackle and couldn't hear what he was saying, but his bloodshot eyes showed that it was definitely swearing.

"Did you hear that, he said he was going to put your head in the toilet and eat shit every day." Bai Mu helped translate.

"... I really know I'm wrong, sir, why bother to be angry with a dog like me, come out quickly, the demigod is waiting for you!" Yu Feng clenched his fists, but still didn't dare to be rough.

"What did I say? Perform a show?" Bai Mu shook his eyebrows.

"..." The corners of Yufeng's eyes twitched crazily, and he froze in place for 3 minutes. Seeing the time passing by, the demigod would get angry if he waited longer.

Unwillingly, he finally took off his pants, tried his best to fold up his waist, and stuck out his tongue with all his strength to lick his own ass...

"Good guy, unique skill! Work harder, it's almost there!" Bai Mu laughed and applauded.

Yu Feng, who had turned his body back, was sweating profusely in pain, his spine was rattling, and he was still curling his body hard.

"No... it's too late! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)."

With a click, Yufeng's tongue finally reached his butt, completing the performance.

"Master...you can go...go...go..."

As soon as he looked up, there was no one else in the cage, Bai Mu didn't bother to watch any unique skills, he had already teleported away by walking in the void, and only the performance was left for Zhan Yu's lover to watch.

"This bastard..." Yu Feng really wanted to kill the only witness, but he couldn't, he still wanted to keep this guy to threaten his wife.

……

No one noticed that Bai Mu suddenly appeared on top of the demigod tower, passed through the three-storey tower, and slowly walked to the top of the tower.

In the same way, all the weapons were searched, and then the body was undressed and checked before being allowed to pass.

"Hey, Demigod Your Excellency, we meet again, do you want to play cards again? Last time I lost to you because I was not familiar with flower cards. This time I play my cards, but I want to win back what I lost before." Bai Mu He walked in with bold and unruly strides.

Hanzo looked up at Shiraki, and suddenly felt a little inexplicable throbbing.

Everyone fears him like a tiger, since he was a child.

Since he was a child, his father, who was a pharmacist, implanted the poison sac of the black salamander fish in his body. Every breath would be highly poisonous. Everyone hid him like a monster and threw stones at him. kill him.

He did not become black because of this, but studied with a new warrior, worked hard to learn swordsmanship, and also learned a warrior heart as tough as iron, put on a breathing mask and returned to the village, and led everyone to unify the country of rain. Due to the chaotic situation, the Yuyin Village regime was established.

Even so, what he got was awe and alienation, not bondage, and he never had a friend.

But today he saw the distance without barriers from Bai Mu's eyes, maybe only this kind of bold and reckless guy who dares to blackmail him has the courage to communicate with him on an equal footing.

"...What do you mean by that look in your eyes? I'm not interested in old men!" Bai Mu rubbed his chest shyly.

"Cough... Your Excellency, please sit down." Sanshoyu Hanzo suddenly felt that there was something wrong with his eyes, and blushed, he looked away.

Bai Mu didn't like to sit on his knees, so he reclined in front of the table and threw two sets of Loulan legend cards on the table.

"Unexpectedly, after extorting my money, you still dare to stay in my village." Hanzo didn't look at the cards directly, but threatened them habitually.

"Ham, although this is a ghostly place, all the girls here are so gentle, lovely and pitiful, they are reluctant to leave!" Bai Mu smacked his lips.

"Which village did you live in before you hired a ninja?" Hanzo asked suddenly.

"It's just an ordinary small village. It was wiped out during World War II. When I escaped, I learned some skills from my teacher and put my brains and courage together to make it like this." Bai Mu casually made up .

"Hmph, you are really brave, even the old man dares to blackmail!" Hanzo snorted dissatisfiedly, this experience is very similar to his, and he was born in a small village ravaged by the five great powers.

"Damn, the war is basically over. The five major countries are all badly injured, and they have to recuperate. Then the business of hiring ninjas is probably going to die. After finishing this big job, it's time to retire and find a small village. Find a young and beautiful girl to be his wife, open a lively tavern, drink and play cards every day." Bai Mu hugged the back of his head comfortably.

"Hmph, you're so unmotivated at such a young age! I think when I was your age, I was still dancing between swords and blood!" Hanzo glanced at Shiraki proudly.

"Let's not say that the toad is ugly for the giant salamander. You are also retired now. I just retired decades earlier than you, and enjoyed it decades earlier." Bai Mu rolled his eyes.

"Hmph... If another person said that to me, I might have hung his head outside the tower!" Hanzo hated people saying that he didn't work hard.

"What are you talking about, camels eat cactus for excitement, and people live for comfort. Who doesn't want to sit in the arms of a beautiful woman when they are rich? Who stipulates that young people must struggle? Who stipulates that old men must be stable Is it? Talking too much is moral kidnapping!"

"If I had a country, I would definitely turn it into a city of paradise. No one would have to go to work, just eat, drink and have fun every day!"

Bai Mu even sighed with longing, although he has already completed more than half of it.

"Hahaha! Who stipulated that the old man must lie down! Good! Well said!! The kid doesn't know you..." Hanzo finally found a like-minded person with him, and even wanted to keep him.

"Don't talk about it, it rains every day in this damn place, it's bad luck for me, even if you marry your daughter to me, I will definitely not stay here." Bai Mu has already vetoed it.

"Boy, I don't know what to do! As long as I'm at the top of this tower, I can satisfy you with everything, and I can give you a life as comfortable as a daimyo's. Women, wine, safety, singing and dancing, my subordinates will bring me one by one!" Hanzang said angrily. .

"If you're a rich woman, I can still consider it... Let's forget about seeing you a bad old man every day!" Bai Mu said with disgust.

"Believe it or not, I'll kill you!" Hanzo burst out with murderous intent.

"Do you play cards or not?"

"Okay, I will definitely win back all the money you extorted!"

……

"How can you be so stupid? You said that you don't have enough chakra, so you can't use this card! Did the salamander teach you mathematics?"

"Attacking ninjas with taunts! People have scolded you, how can you not hit him?"

Shiraki explained the rules of the game to Hanzo, and Hanzo nodded and learned like a student.

Even Yu Feng knocked on the door and came in. Seeing this scene, he was so frightened that his body was shaking.

"Why are you standing there like a fool? Pour wine?!" Bai Mu shouted at him like a master.

"Yes yes yes..." Yu Feng nodded and bowed, serving like a dog.

"Bastard, who invented the legend of Loulan, and any broken Loulan is considered an influence, so why should I, Yuyin, not be counted?" Hanzo cursed dissatisfied.

"Why without you, don't you have any clues in your heart?" Bai Mu rolled his eyes: "Besides you who can make a move alone, who else can combine it into a routine?"

"...Then I am also a demigod anyway, why is it just a legendary card? Can't I get a mythical card?" Hanzo threw his own card on the table angrily.

"Hamigod Sansho Fish Hanzo"

"legend"

"7 points of chakra"

"7 Attack 6 Life"

"Poison Breath: At the end of the round, deal 2 damage to all other characters on the field"

"And this attribute, do I only have poison? What about my teleportation technique that is comparable to space ninjutsu? Is there a sword technique that is faster than storm?"

"At least it's not too much to add charge and wind attack?"

"Don't let me know who invented this card, I'll fuck his whole family!"

Hanzo was furious.

"Go and fuck Uchiha Madara, and I'll change it for you!" Shiraki said scornfully.

"If he didn't die early, I would definitely fuck him!" Hanzo refused to accept.

"Tch, after Lu Bu's death, everyone has the courage of Lu Bu!" Bai Mu rolled his eyes.

"Who is Lu Bu?"

"your dad."

Listening to the chat between the two, Yufeng's back was soaked in cold sweat. He had never seen anyone in his life who could talk to a demigod like this and still not die.

(End of this chapter)