Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 278 Creed
Following the call to log out of the system, Namikaze Minato was immediately loosened by the cloth strips of the sacred tree, and fell to the ground, panting with a flushed face.

Looking around, only a few people have logged out, and the rest of the thousands of people are like cocooned silkworms hanging on the tree, swaying gently with the wind.

"This kind of thing is terrible... It's simply corrupting people's hearts..." Namikaze Minato patted his chest with lingering fear. Fortunately, he had strong willpower, otherwise he would have been tricked.

Suddenly, a cocoon beside him shook, and someone logged out again.

It's Uchiha Tomitake.

As soon as he landed, he saw Minakame Minato, and suddenly he was dry and nervous: "Mizu... Minato, why did you come out so quickly?"

"Well... I just... have a urgency to urinate! Yes, I came out first because of the urgency to urinate, what about you? Why did you come out too?" Namikaze Minato asked back.

"Oh... that, I'm just... the urgency to urinate too! Yes! It's also the urgency to urinate!" Fu Yue quickly defended.

"So... what is your dream?" Namikaze Minato looked suspiciously at Fuyue's nervous expression.

"Hmm... I just became Hokage, um... that's it..." Fu Yue hesitated with guilt.

"Oh...? Then what was I doing in your dream?" Namikaze Minato continued to ask.

"You...you are just practicing swordsmanship with your son at home...hahaha...you also had a daughter named Naruko in your dream, because you said you wanted to have both children...haha...haha... Fu Yue laughed awkwardly, his forehead was covered with sweat.

"..." Bo Fengshui stared at Fu Yue expressionlessly.

"That...in your dream..." Fuyue wiped his sweat quickly.

"I'm Hokage, you practice swordsmanship with Itachi at home." Namikaze Minato replied.

The two men looked at each other expressionlessly, both embarrassed to point out each other, an inexplicable hostility emerged spontaneously, and silently read a sentence: "System, log in..."

Damn it, I must never lose money!
……

As a GM, Shiraki naturally has the ability to wander in anyone's dreams.

"Hei~tui! Another bastard with a brain full of yellow waste! If you keep you, you will only make Loulan's rice expensive!" Bai Mu cursed, turning over one dream after another.

The so-called keeping warm and thinking about silver desires, basically in every Konoha's dream, he has become a powerful Hokage. After enjoying the supreme power and power, he began to develop in a lustful place, and Tsunade became a model worker.

……

Obito's dream is full of Lin.

Lin, big and small.

Lin Kazunoha.

When I went out to have a meal, Lin, the size of four hamsters, brought up the plates and served them.

The vegetable seller, with a body of three hundred catties, turned her head and saw that it was Fat Lin.

Passing by the blacksmith shop, King Kong Barbie-like figure, shirtless and blacksmithing, is the muscular Lin.

Gou Lin was being led along the road.

The old lady crossing the road with a cane looked up and saw the wrinkled old Lin.

Lin was everywhere in Obito's dream, making Shiraki wipe away his sweat, and he was still happy to live in each other's happiness.

"Sure enough, Uchiha is crazy."

……

Kakashi's dream was even more exaggerated. It was no longer the ninja world, but the world of intimacy in heaven. Kakashi became a handsome and rich male lead who everyone loves, and countless beauties fell in his arms.

Still a bit conscientious, Obito became the second male lead to set off himself, and Lin was the favorite female lead.

The vivid interpretation has become a youth idol drama.

……

Lin's dream is like a messy dog-blood drama, you love me, I love him, he loves him, the cuts are endless and messy, but she is addicted to such a romantic rhythm.

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As for Yun Yin, it's much more normal. It's probably because real men never love women. Few people are addicted to women's sex, and most of them are power.

Ai led the army to fight in the Ninja World in his dream, Kirabi and Shiraki became his right and left hands, Kirabi no longer liked to sing, the three of them were invincible wherever they went, and the shadows of the four major villages killed a large number of people with one punch .

In the end, he became the overlord of the ninja world, and he no longer had a single enemy. He returned to the village, looked at his father's grave, lay on the sofa, and drank beer.

Shiraki's comment: I can't even dream, invincibility means loneliness, how boring it is to blow up a moon with one punch.

……

In Kirabi’s dream, he held a concert as usual and became a big star that attracted much attention. Even his eldest brother Ai danced with him. When the TV was turned on, it was his performance. No matter how he changed the channel, it was him. The radio At the beginning, it was all raps that were more than bullshit.

Bai Mu couldn't stay in this world for a minute.

……

Eight hours are up.

Shenshu loosened the cloth strips, and everyone logged out collectively.

There was an uproar.

"what happened!!"

"Ah, ah, my dominance! I'm about to become famous!"

"5 times with Tsunade-sama!!!"

"I'm Hokage! Hahaha, I'm Hokage, don't touch me!"

……

"Ahem! Quiet and quiet. The eight hours of surfing the Internet every day are over. Pay attention to your physical and mental health and don't indulge in it." Bai Mu shouted from under the tree.

"But I feel like I can go on!" Konoha, who looked like a failure at first glance, said anxiously.

"The body can bear it, but it doesn't mean the spirit can. The dream world stays for a long time, and it is easy to confuse it with reality, so eight hours is already the limit!" Shiraki explained.

"Even so, I am willing to sink into it forever... I am a loser in reality, a lousy... My parents and friends are dead, my wife calls me useless, and my friends think I am incompetent. Can be a ninja, working hard for a salary all his life, and can't afford a flat in Konoha..."

The Konoha ninja knelt down.

"And in my dream, I am the most successful person, and the whole world revolves around me...the goddess who won't look at me more, where she will be as well-behaved as a dog, for me, there is no freedom dream, it is the pure land of bliss for me..."

"Please, Your Majesty the Emperor...let me perish forever..."

"Well...that makes sense...I'm a little moved..." Shirley rubbed his chin.

"So... can I continue to log in?" Konoha Ninja trembled excitedly.

"No!" Bai Mu waved his fingers and said seriously: "They are all like you, hiding in the virtual world like a coward, so who will create GDP and build a harmonious society?"

"Continue to work for me during the day, and enjoy your **** world with the money you earn at night!"

"..." Everyone lowered their heads in shame.

……

Three days, three days before Yuedu Internet Cafe opened.

Not only the people from Muye and Yunyin came, but the commoners of Loulan, the villagers of Yuyin Village, and the wanderers from Wushen Town were also bustling with sacred trees, like ears of rice after a good harvest.

Almost no one can resist the temptation of this kind of bliss. A real world that has no moral constraints and can do whatever they want, like a network of coiled silk holes, completely traps the hearts of young people.

Madara, Hashirama, and Tobima also tried to go in, but they felt boring after only staying for two hours.

Because they are already successful people in the entire ninja world, they have already experienced the life that luscious people dream of for many years.

The dream of freedom is the loser's paradise, not theirs.

Today is the last day of free Internet cafes, everyone looked at Bai Mu with some anxiety, waiting for him to say the offer to enter the dream of freedom.

"Loulan local residents are charged [-] taels per hour! They have [-] hours of free time every month!" Bai Mu announced first.

The audience cheered, one hour and ten taels, to them, it was no different from free.

"Loulan immigrant users, 20 taels per hour!" This is for those immigrants in Yuyin Village. Of course, immigrants who have lived for three years will also be automatically upgraded to permanent residents.

There is a lot of whispering, 20 taels is not too much, and it is not too little. After all, dreaming is interesting if you have to do it for eight hours.

"Tourists from Loulan...every hour..." Bai Mu dragged out the tone.

Gudong... The members of Konoha and Yunyin troops are very nervous, I hope it will not be too expensive.

"100 taels!!!" Bai Mu smirked.

“Nani!!! This is too expensive!!!”

"100 taels, 800 taels a day, I only get 1000 taels for a day's delivery!!!"

Immediately there were countless howls.

"That... wine, for the sake of acquaintances, can I get a discount?" Kirabi was very addicted to the world where he was the master of trends.

"No. No. No. It's impossible to get a discount. If you think it's too expensive, you can choose to immigrate to Loulan, so you can enjoy the treatment of a second-class citizen?" Bai Mu spread his hands.

"Uh... so where can I apply for immigration?" Kirabi tentatively asked.

Bang, Ai's iron fist slammed into the back of Kirabi's head.

"It's in the civil affairs hall, it's very convenient to handle it, you just need to hand in your protection amount." Bai Mu served with a smile.

"So... if we want to leave, can we leave the Loulan household registration..." Someone spoke the boldest words in the most cowardly voice.

Turning in the protection amount is tantamount to betraying the village.

"Of course, we Loulan never force people to stay." Bai Mu still smiled.

"Oh!! Great!!!" A group of people were excited.

"It's just that the business handling window may be a little far away."

"where?"

"The pure land of the underworld requires the signature of the sage of the Six Paths." Bai Mu smiled like a devil.

A group of people were expressionless.

"So either join us...or work hard to make money!!"

"Tomorrow, I will release the first game in stand-alone mode, the price is 3 taels, remember to prepare money!" Bai Mu gave a thumbs up and his big white teeth lit up.

"Nani!!! In addition to Internet fees, do you need to spend money to buy games?" A group of people wailed again.

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Although the main body of Loulan was not greatly affected by the first battle of Datongmu, many places still collapsed. The ravines that were cut out needed to be transformed into landscape rivers, the palace needed to be rebuilt, and pigs, cattle and sheep needed to be slaughtered by workers. Food and fruits need to be harvested by humans. Although there are puppets with unlimited energy, puppets are not omnipotent, and delicate work also needs to be manipulated by humans.

Therefore, there are still many job opportunities in Loulan today. Soon the civil affairs department arranged brick-moving jobs for the two troops, mainly manipulating puppets, repairing the palace, digging canals, and harvesting crops every day.

Everything is just to earn a little bit of money, and throw it into the Internet cafe.

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It's the day of the release of the first game of Shenshu.

Under the crowded sacred tree, all the people put their hands together in anticipation and read out the login command. Countless cloth strips hung down from the sacred tree, hanging them on the branches.

There are three login buttons. In addition to the dream of freedom, the second stand-alone mode has also been turned on. After entering, there is only one option.

"Assassin's Creed"

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As a blind man, Zhishui can see more clearly than a sighted person. This Loulan looks like a paradise, but it is actually an abyss that makes people completely degenerate.

After he was brought to Loulan, he saw Uchiha Fugaku and those missing clansmen, all of them alive and completely dead.

Everyone warmly invited him to eat and drink, go to the hot springs and play cards together, as if they were welcoming a guest.

Only when Zhishui proposed to let everyone escape from Loulan together, everyone hesitated. Sometimes they said that they owed Loulan too much money and couldn't do without, and sometimes they said they had to wait for Namikaze Minato's order.

Even if it was the patriarch Fu Yue, Shisui told him that Mikoto was about to give birth, Fu Yue just sighed, luckily Itachi was by her side.

Zhishui understood that it was not Loulan who restrained them, and they were restrained by themselves, and they just didn't want to leave.

I, Uchiha Shisui, will definitely overthrow the sinking hell created by this demon! ! !
If you don't enter the world of mortals, how can you see through the world of mortals, and if you don't enter hell, how can you overthrow hell, so Zhishui also accepted the bondage of the sacred tree.

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As soon as he logged into the sacred tree, Zhishui saw...

It was a light I hadn't felt in a long time.

The illusion that directly acts on the mind allows him, a blind man, to see everything.

""Assassin's Creed"?Assassins still need a creed? "Zhishui frowned.

The activation fee of 3 taels is not low. Fortunately, in order to attract players, the first scene is free, and Zhishui is not short of money. He just came to Loulan, and his enemy teacher gave him a golden ticket of 1000 million taels.

Click to activate, and the screen immediately changes, turning into a void, and a line of text emerges out of thin air.

"All things are false, all things are permitted, walk in the dark, serve the light"

"Walk in the dark, serve the light... Isn't this the creed of Anbu?" Zhishui frowned: "Could it be... this is a game to train Anbu?"

As the words disappeared, a long chirp sounded, and the world gradually became clear. Zhishui seemed to have transformed into an eagle, hovering over a city with a unique shape.

It was the first time I experienced flying Zhishui, and I was able to experience the joy of the vastness of the world inexplicably.

As if it really turned into an eagle, the eagle can focus on every corner of the city and see clearly.

"If only my crow could do this..." Zhishui thought silently.

After hovering above the city for several weeks, an eagle whistle sounded, and the eagle folded its wings and fell suddenly, shuttled through the densely populated streets and alleys, and landed in the hands of a handsome blond man with a high nose bridge.

This is the hero that the player will play, a newcomer to the Assassin Brotherhood.

"Falconer, my brother, welcome to our Rome branch. I am the person in charge here: the bartender." The middle-aged bearded man spread his arms and said with a smile.

"..." Zhishui didn't know what to say. Looking at the bartender, he didn't know if he was a dummy who could only say this sentence, or if he had his own real consciousness.

"Falcon tamer, my brother, welcome to our Rome branch. I am the person in charge here: the bartender..." Seeing that Zhishui did not respond, the middle-aged uncle repeated what he had just said.

"So it's just a dummy?" Zhishui reached out and squeezed the bartender's hand to see if the person was real.

Bartender Favorability -100%
"Oh, shit!!! Damn gay? I will never allow such a person under my command!" The bartender yelled in astonishment, and without warning, two hidden swords popped out of his hands and pierced Zhishui's body.

"..." Zhishui clutched his abdomen and fell to the ground without any resistance. It wasn't particularly painful, but he could clearly feel the death of his life.

"You are dead..." The blood red words.

(End of this chapter)