Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 282 Jiraiya's Vacation
"I have to get out of here!..."

Jiraiya, who had been lying on the hospital bed for two days, had managed to speed up the recovery of his injuries by absorbing natural energy, reaching the point where he could move freely.

In front of the hospital bed, the "Grim Reaper" who was making calculations was getting faster and faster: "280 million... 290 million..."

Jilai can't wait for him to read any longer, maybe when he reaches 300 million, he will suddenly take out a sickle and cut his life away.

The most important thing is... the time agreed with Kosuke Toad, if Tsunade does not respond within three days, she will receive the news of her death, so how sad should she be?
I can never make her sad!

Jilai also thought so, jumped up from the hospital bed, pulled out the infusion pole on the side, injected natural energy, turned it into a javelin and shot it out, firmly nailing the heart of "Reaper", the whole body hit He broke the glass of the ward and fled frantically along the building.

Looking back while escaping, he saw that the god of death didn't feel like dying, but turned his head to watch him run away. Even though he was wearing a mask, he could still feel his grin: "500 million."

"Damn! Crazy!" Jiraiya cursed, trying to escape with all his might.

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What kind of country is this? There are row upon row of high-rise buildings everywhere, colorful billboards proclaiming the prosperity here, and iron boxes filled with people are moving fast on the streets.

At this moment, the puppet soldiers have turned on the wanted alarm: four stars, activated lethal weapons, and searched for traces of Jiraiya all over the street.

"What happened to Minato and the others...! Will they be wiped out by the puppets here?" Jiraiya endured the severe pain and ran away. The sage mode won't last long, and he must find a safe place to hide before it disappears. Then look for an opportunity to find out the truth about Minato's disappearance.

Although I was able to get in touch with the kind-hearted female doctor in the hospital, and the nurses in the hospital were also very beautiful, but because the "reading death" had been standing in front of my hospital bed, I didn't dare to ask more questions since I was afraid that something would happen. involve her.

After half an hour of escaping, Jiraiya managed to hide in the intricate sewers, the fairy mode disappeared, and the pain surged all over his body again, causing him to collapse on the ground.

With the seal of psychics, prepare to call a communication toad.

failure.

This city seems to be isolated by a space barrier, and there is no way to do things outside the psychic barrier.

Jiraiya smiled happily, laughing while hurting, and tears flowed from the pain.

This shows that Minato and the others are probably still alive, but because of this enchantment, they can't use the Flying Thunder God to escape, and they can't use the psychic beast to report the village's safety.

"It hurts... Ah... I'm so hungry, I should have brought the scroll with me earlier." Jilai also rubbed his stomach, the immortal mode consumes a lot of energy, he exhausted his energy in half an hour, and continued to replenish food, He was wearing a hospital gown again, and everything was searched, including the scroll containing food.

However, rows of puppets were patrolling above the sewers. This time even the white-robed assassins joined in, so there was no chance to go out to find food.

"Damn it... I can only rest for a while, and go out to find something to eat at night." Zilai also gritted his teeth, just about to find a comfortable place to sit down, but picked up a leaflet on the ground, as if by chance It floated in through the gap in the sewer.

"Fei...Fly...Fei Leishen takeaway?" Ji Lai also dropped a drop of snot.

The Sunshine takeaway brother printed on this flyer, why does his eyes look like water gates?
The nose is like that too.

So is the mouth.

The hair is all one color.

"This fucking is Minato!" Jiraiya flipped the flyer backwards, and sure enough, the curse of the Sword of Ninja was printed on it.

"Enter chakra, and you'll be home in ten seconds..." Jiraiya looked at the slogan on the leaflet, his eyes twitching wildly.

"Claypot beef rice for 100 taels...fucking cold coke?" Jiraiya injected chakra with a dark face and waited for ten seconds.

Sure enough, a yellow flash appeared, and a takeaway was already placed in front of me: "Hello, Feileishen takeaway is delivering food for you. I'm very sorry for keeping you waiting. I wish you a pleasant meal and give me a five-star praise!"

A string of extremely fluent terms spit out from the mouth of the delivery boy, and I don't know how many times I have to repeat it to this level.

"Minato..." Ji Lai also looked at the yellow-clothed brother in front of him and almost cried.

Namikaze Minato still had five or six takeaways in his hand, and was just about to send an order by Fei Leishen, when he was stopped by this familiar voice, took a closer look, and instantly became excited: "Mr. Ziraiya!!!"

"Minato... Do you know how I came here for the past two months..." Zilai also had a sad face, wishing he could jump up and beat Minato.

"You know how many people are looking forward to your return!"

"Do you know how many times Kushina cried alone at night!"

"You know how much responsibility is placed on yourself!"

"You know how sad I am!"

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"And you! You actually use Flying Thunder God to deliver food here!!!"

Jiraiya's words deeply hurt Namikaze Minato's heart, and the next moment, the two embraced each other and wept.

"Teacher... It's not that I don't want to go back, it's because the game is so fun... Ah no, I owe too much money, so I can only work hard, and I can only go back after paying back the money..." Namikaze Minato said weakly.

"Good apprentice, I'll help you pay it back! As long as you can escape from here!" Jiraiya took out the 100 million taels of gold note from the gap in his underwear, and stuffed it into Minato's hand.

"Teacher... I don't..."

"Don't say anything, don't be embarrassed, you are my most proud disciple, no matter what, I will support you with the utmost strength." Jiraiya patted Namikaze Minato's shoulder heavily.

"No, I mean... 100 million taels is too little... a drop in the bucket!" Namikaze Minato held the golden ticket tightly.

"Nani... 100 million taels is too little, so how much do you owe?" Ji Lai was also dumbfounded.

"I don't have much... just over 1000 million, but the entire army owes [-] million..." Namikaze Minato scratched his head embarrassedly.

"1000 million...not much...[-] million..." Jiraiya twitched his lips frantically: "That... can you return the money to me? This is the wife I am going to marry Tsunade... "

Namikaze Minato reluctantly returned the golden ticket to Jiraiya.

"That is to say, it's not that you can't get out, but because you owe too much money, you can't leave here?" Zilai also understood something.

"Well, as long as we earn enough money, we must leave here immediately!" Namikaze Minato said so hard, but he was still thinking about the next game in his heart.

"Then I don't owe any money, so I can walk out here in a big way, and then go back to the village to raise money for you to redeem yourself?" Zilai also thought of a good way.

"That's the way it is... But the teacher walked all the way, did you meet a green-eyed tax official?" Namikaze Minato asked hurriedly.

"Green-eyed tax officer? No, there is a green-eyed Grim Reaper who has been following me and is still reciting numbers... 100, 200..." Ji Laiya thought for a while and replied.

"How much has he read!" Namikaze Minato was anxious.

"When I escaped from the hospital, he seemed to read five million words, right?" Ji Lai also touched his chin.

"It's over...that's Kakuto, the tax official, and the teacher owes 500 million taels too..." Namikaze Minato sat down as if he was exhausted.

"Nani!!! I didn't do anything, so I owe 500 million taels!!!" Zilai also roared.

"Yes, there is a saying in Loulan that he would rather mess with the emperor than the tax officials. He is too dark." Namikaze Minato shook his head helplessly, and now the teacher was also involved.

"Have you tried to escape by force?"

"I wanted to try it, but I didn't dare... The emperor here is too strong..." Minato Namikaze shook his head.

"Could it be... that we can only stay here?" Zilai also frowned.

"By the way! Teacher, I will take you to meet two people first! I will take you to a more interesting place to find happiness at night!" Namikaze Minato pulled Jiraiya and disappeared as a flying thunder god.

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Konoha district.

It is the Konoha Ninja base specially approved by the emperor. Everyone usually lives here, and the headquarters of Feileishen Food Delivery is also located here.

Some are in charge of distributing leaflets, some are cooking, and they are busy at this time. Although there are ordinary takeaways, there is only Namikaze Minato as the deliveryman of Feileishen. Fly Thunder God a hundred times, so as to support the consumption of the entire army's network fee.

As the commander of the army, Minato Namikaze was afraid that some people would choose to immigrate to Loulan because they could not pay the Internet fee. Such a thing must not be opened, otherwise many people would follow suit.

So he had to support the expenses of the entire army.

Fortunately, most of Loulan's ingredients are very cheap or even free. They almost do business without capital, and their daily income is good, which is more stable than Ai who punches fake punches.

After Jiraiya was teleported here, Namikaze Minato immediately continued to deliver food, leaving him alone, staring at the three dazzling people in the hall.

At a glance, I saw two people who showed the aura of a strong man sitting on the table and playing cards. One smiled lightly, the other was murderous, and the other white hair was standing at the corner of the table doing hair. dealer.

"Second...Second Generation...Second Generation Master!!!" Ji Lai was almost scared to pee, and immediately recognized that the white hair who dealt the cards was the Second Hokage Senju Tobima.

So... the person who can let the second generation of Hokage deal cards by himself... besides the first generation of Hokage, who else can have this face?
The person who can make the first Hokage an opponent, and the second Hokage can deal cards... who else but Uchiha Madara!

Zilai was also scared to pee.

Why are the dead resurrected?
"Shh! Zema is about to lose, don't let him find an excuse to smash the table." Senju Bashima smiled and made a silent gesture to Jiraiya.

"It really is Madara! The first-generation master is as gentle and refined as the rumors say!" Zilai also covered his mouth and thought.

The daimyo controlled by Madara has only a little blood left, and in the next round, Hashirama will die if he moves casually.

"Tch...don't think that you are guaranteed to win! I still have a 1/15 chance of winning! As long as I can draw that card!" What tricks! My Sharingan can see it clearly!"

"Heh... it's just a game of cards, playing tricks? I'm not so bored." Senshouban sneered indifferently, and then drew out a card and slipped it to Madara.

After receiving the card, Madara exhausted all his thoughts to turn it over, and suddenly the sound of wild laughter resounded throughout the hall: "Hahahaha...hahahaha...Hashirama, you lost, this time even fate is on my side! "

"Oh? Could it be that card?" Hashirama smiled slightly, not panicking at all.

Madara slammed the cards on the table fiercely.

Under the dazzling golden light, there was a sound effect that can only be heard with a gold card: "Hahahaha... how can a man be willing to be subordinated to others, abdicate, and I will lead the ninja world!"

"Uchiha Madara"

"Ten Points Chakra"

"Three points of attack, fifteen points of blood"

"Nin Roar: Destroy the daimyo and let Uchiha Madara replace him, and replace all the cards in the hand and the game with Uchiha Madara's exclusive skills"

"How about it? Let's dance again? Weren't you very strong just now?" Madara mocked Hashirama.

"Hmph, Madara, I didn't expect you to be so reduced to being brave at the poker table." Tobima taunted his brother angrily.

Hashirama was slightly surprised. Unexpectedly, Madara got this Jedi anti-killing card, but he was still confident that he could take him away, but...

It's better to let Madara win, I haven't seen him smiling so happily for a long time.

"You're lucky, I lost..." Hashirama folded his cards and voluntarily surrendered.

"I really didn't expect you to admit defeat. My Susanoo and Gohuomi are useless..." Madara showed a contemptuous smile.

"Brother! You shouldn't lose your cards!! I obviously gave you the Buddha card!"

"If you lose, you lose, as long as Madara is happy."

"Hashirama, I knew it."

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Ji Lai also looked at the disharmonious love triangle in front of him in a daze, and pinched his own face hard to make sure it was not a dream.

But Madara... how could he be such a person?

No one knows, but when Bai Mu gave him back the eyes of reincarnation, he transferred both pupil powers of other gods into it, changing Madara's will.

Of course, if you want to directly change the will of a man like Madara, other gods can't do it. You can only amplify his original will, such as: love for Senju Hashirama.

When the love for Hashirama was magnified dozens of times, overshadowing the will to conquer the ninja world, Madara didn't even notice it, and became uninterested in everything, just wanted to play with Hashirama.

Hashirama loves to play cards, so he learned to play cards.

If Hashirama loves a woman, he will go...

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Jiraiya dragged his nose in a daze, watching the three of them playing cards noisily all afternoon, until Minato Namikaze came back from work exhausted.

"Teacher, I will take you to have a happy dream!"

Coming under the sacred tree, many people have already logged in to the sacred tree network, hanging all over the tree, these are ordinary consumption areas, but seeing the teacher happy today, Namikaze Minato decided to go to the VIP VIP for an unprecedented time.

The soft real sheepskin sofa, sitting down gently, seems to be embedded in soft cotton candy, and there are fine wines and delicious pastries around for people to enjoy.

"Teacher, call out: log in the Divine Tree, we can enter the space of the Divine Tree, choose the free dream, and we can get everything we want in the dream." Namikaze Minato recommended to Jiraiya.

"Uh... I often do daydreaming, why do I have to spend money on it, 200 taels an hour..." Zilai also scratched his head.

"Teacher, you will know when you go in!"

"Okay... Log in to the Divine Tree!"

As Jiraiya shouted, a cloth belt hung down from the sacred tree immediately, wrapping Jiraiya's head like a turban, instead of tying him into a mummy and hanging him from the tree.

This is the main difference in the VIP area. After a dream, the whole body is relaxed and full of energy, which is more comfortable than a full-body health care.

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After a while of the 100% real landscape interface, the option interface appeared, but in addition to the three mentioned by Namikaze Minato, there is one more shiny option.

"Holiday in Jiraiya"

(Guest welcome version, it will disappear next time you log in.)
In order to welcome Ziraiya, this was originally specially customized by Baimu for him.

"Hmm...will it disappear next time...then let's do this." Jiraiya thought for a while, then clicked.

In the next second, the screen instantly came to Konoha...

Jilai is also still surprised, why he suddenly teleported back to Konoha, everything is so real, pinching his arm, it hurts, it is not a dream.

At this moment, Shizune knelt down in front of Jiraiya with a loud cry: "Master Jiraiya! You are finally back! Something is wrong, Konoha is under attack!"

"Nani! Where did the attack come from? Yanyin or Loulan?" Jilai was also taken aback.

"It's not... All the women in the village have been cursed by the devil and become very depraved... Tsunade-sama can't hold it anymore. If the illusion is not lifted within seven days, everyone will explode and die." Death! Master Jiraiya, please save us!" Shizune said in pain, trembling all over.

"Uh... It's my duty to save the village, but this is the first time I've heard of the curse of corruption, what should I do?" Zilai also scratched his head.

"It just needs to... infuse natural energy into our body." Jing Yin suddenly shyly twitched.

"Inject? How to inject?" Jiraiya blushed, lost his mind.

"It's the kind of injection you want... Ah, Master Jiraiya, come and save me! Mmm~~~" Shizune suddenly fell down and tore his clothes.

Ji Laiya's face turned red, and two nosebleeds burst out in an instant.

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