Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 285
Kakashi experienced real happiness for the first time. In fact, he was the most simple farmer and woman weaver. When he returned to the camp with a load of meat on his back, Lin had already piled up a warehouse full of wood, and set up one after another. A meat drying rack is distributing berries to the pigs as a reward for their hard work today.

She found that as long as the pigs are given food, before they are hungry again, the pigs will obey her command, help cut trees and dig mines, and even help fight when they meet enemies.

So all of a sudden life became easier.

As time passed day by day, the furniture in the home was erected one by one, starting with a small straw mat bed, and then slowly building a grass house, reclaiming farmland and planting berry bushes ...

Only when a person has a home can he have a destination.

With the digging of more gold, and the erection of the second technological alchemy engine, more formulas were discovered.

Kakashi's equipment has also become more and more perfect, blowing darts, poisonous spears, scale armor, and more and more prey that can be hunted. It is no longer a problem to live a nourishing life, and Lin has also formed more food recipes.

Then, a baby tallbird hatched from that tallbird egg, which always hopped and hopped after the two of them, and would help hunt, just like their children.

During the period, they also went offline to ask where Kai and Obito had gone.

"The whole world is full of monsters! No matter how hard you kill them, you can't kill them all. Trees are tree monsters, grass is grass monsters, lighting a fire is a fire monster, pooping is a poop monster. I killed the Minotaur, and a monkey ran out The monster stole my loot, and I can’t catch up no matter how hard I try!” Kai scratched his scalp and screamed in horror.

This made Kakashi deeply doubt whether they were playing a game, or Kai was born on Alcatraz on the other side of the continent?
As for Obito, he said that this game is not interesting at all, and he has not played it for a long time.

In fact, he has been secretly hiding beside the two of them observing every bit of life, constantly replacing himself.

……

No one is good for a thousand days, and no one is good for a hundred days.

As the game time goes by, the homes built by the two continue to suffer from disasters.

First of all, on the night of the first full moon, the originally simple and honest pigs went berserk and ravaged their buildings like crazy, attacking the two of them, causing Kakashi to kill them in grief.

I ate two big bowls of pork with tears in my eyes.

It also let them know that even the best neighbors have to be on guard, so they built a straw wall between the pigs.

Then, as the seasons passed and winter came, the prey became less and less, and the time to go out became shorter and shorter. Fortunately, Lin woven a hat and sweater for Kakashi with rabbit and cow hair, and he could explore it with warm stones. a little further.

The next calamity followed like fate,

In the rainy season, a large number of electrical appliances were damaged, and new ones had to be manufactured, and then a thatched house was built.

However, the high temperature in summer caused the wooden furniture to spontaneously ignite and catch fire. The two people were busy putting out the fire back and forth, and the fire started up again. High temperature resistant wooden walls.

After summer came the hurricane season, the wooden houses that had been built with great difficulty were blown away, and the crops were not harvested. At the same time, it brought high tides of sea water, which almost flooded the farmland.

Desperate Kakashi could only go out to mine again, this time preparing to build the most expensive and troublesome stone wall.

They finally discovered that this game is a game of confrontation with nature. In countless confrontations, either the failed homeland was destroyed, or the lucky one barely survived.

Kakashi watched the hard-built homes being destroyed again and again, almost angrily asking Shiraki to refund the money again and again, but fortunately, the gentle Lin persuaded him, and only the feelings that have experienced setbacks are more unbreakable.

The home can be rebuilt if it is destroyed. At least the tall bird named "Big Eye" raised by the two of them is still alive, and the sustenance of their feelings is still there.

Until one day, the big-eyed and cute tall bird who had been sticking behind the two of them grew up overnight. The cold-blooded bird became disrespectful and lost all reason. Neither Lin nor Kakashi would show mercy attack.

Lin finally went offline angrily, entangled with a group of desperate players who were also abused, holding a banner at the gate of the palace and shouting for money back.

Bai Mu opened the passage to the pure land of the underworld, telling them that the window for refunding money is in the deepest part of the underworld, and they need to find the seal of the king of the underworld.

They could only leave resentfully, and then a group of people shared their game experience and compiled it into a strategy, which finally saved the latecomers from taking a lot of wrong paths.

Kakashi only realized now that Kai didn't fall into Alcatraz Island, but went crazy after his sanity value was too low, so he turned everything into a monster. The "savages" he often saw in the wild were actually sent out Crazy Kay.

But this guy can kill all the devils that appear in the dark night, which makes people have to admire his fighting power.

After using the anesthesia blow dart to arrest Crazy Kai, he fed him drugs to increase San value, forced him to sleep all night, shaved his body hair with a razor, and finally made Kai return to normal.

However, after wandering around the normal world for a long time, Kai suddenly felt that the normal world was too boring and not as interesting as the crazy world, so he ate two more green mushrooms.

The world in his head went crazy again, Kaiji yelled and continued to challenge the crazy world.

This made Kakashi roll his eyes, and at the same time, he could only tie Kai with a chain, leading him to kill many powerful monsters.

……

When everyone is indulging in the illusion of the sacred tree, Muye Village, far away in the country of fire, is not so peaceful.

"What! Jiraiya is dead?!" Tsunade patted the table heavily and stood up.

A communication toad wearing diving goggles on the table nodded: "That's right, Zilai also said that if he doesn't send a message for three days, it means he's dead inside. To be on the safe side, I've waited It's been six days, and there is no way to contact him..."

"Six days... Although that guy is usually unreliable, he is never ambiguous about important things... Could it be... something really happened?" Tsunade sat back on the chair weakly and muttered to himself.

"I did hear the sound of fighting outside..." the comm toad said sadly.

"Is there such a huge city in the depths of the desert? Why is there no mark on the map of the Kingdom of the Wind... Are the troops of Minato and Orochimaru wiped out by them?" Tsunade clenched his fists tightly.

"Tsunade... Jiraiya is also missing. I know you are very sad. Now Yanyin Village is eyeing the Land of Thunder, and we must not let them get the land of the Land of Thunder, so our remaining strength is not enough to establish the Kingdom of Wind Expeditionary Army. ..." Hiruzaru Sarutobi, as a retired Hokage, became the assistant of Hokage at this moment, knowing Tsunade's thoughts, frowning and smoking a pipe to persuade.

"I see... I will send Anbu to investigate again..." Tsunade propped his chin and his face was extremely gloomy.

"Perhaps... we can ask Sha Yin Village to help us investigate. Those bandits take away a lot of supplies from us every year in the name of allies. Now that allies need them, they should do something, right?" Mitomon Yan said. Said angrily, as the person in charge of Konoha's finances, he was very dissatisfied with sending money to Sagakure frequently.

"Heh, Sand Hidden... that group of robbers who are good for running faster than anyone else, but not good for a lot of excuses, if we let them know that Minato and Raikage's troops are trapped, and expect them to help us deal with that What the hell?" Tsunade sneered.

"Then don't let them know! Let them investigate on their own initiative!" Sarutobi Hiruzen said.

"Oh, what do you say?"

"Isn't Danzo crazy? Now I'm temporarily acting as the root leader. After sorting out these days, I found that the root spy organization has infiltrated every village very powerfully. The high-level report of the village..." Sarutobi gradually turned into Danzo with a smile.

……

One month later, Sand Hidden Village in the Country of Wind.

A Sagakushi shinobi was half-kneeling in Kazekage's office, holding up a stack of photos and reporting to the senior management:

"Report to Kazekage-sama, I was chasing and killing a traitor during my mission, and went deep into the desert of death until I found this place..."

"These are... oases?!"

"There are still cities!?"

Luo Sha frowned and flipped through the photos one by one, but there were only blurred photos in the distance: "What place is this?"

The Land of the Winds was originally a barren land. Except for the Gold Coast in the south, which is still a little popular, the rest of the places are uninhabited deserts without any references, so the maps are very sloppy and inaccurate, but it is impossible for them to appear. An oasis that is not marked on such a large map.

The sand hidden jonin who was bought by Nebu drew a big circle on the map: "It's probably a little bit here, and I only discovered it after chasing here by accident."

"So... is this a new oasis, or has it not been discovered before?" Luo Sha looked at Granny Chiyo.

"Well...these trees are so thick, at least a hundred years old, right? It can't be new." Grandma Chiyo looked at the photo carefully: "I prefer places that haven't been discovered before, after all, the Kingdom of the Wind is so big. It is huge, and it goes deep into the desert of death, there must be places that humans have never set foot on..."

"So that means, this city has never communicated with the outside world?" Luo Sha rubbed his chin, as if thinking of some bad idea.

"I tried to go in and investigate, but there were many samurai guards on the city wall, and I was injured at the time, so I couldn't investigate in detail." In order to make up a false information, the spy made a perfect lie. If you examine carefully, you can even see a wound on his chest that hasn't fully healed.

"Is it a country ruled by warriors? Then the combat power is not a concern..." Luo Sha nodded.

"By the way... when you go on missions, do you still have a camera with you? It's not cheap." Hai Laozang just asked casually cautiously.

"This... is the loot I found when we invaded the Land of Fire. Because I like it very much, I keep it with me all the time. I often take pictures of things I like..." As he said, the spy Kaminobu took it with some embarrassment. There are a lot of pictures of beautiful women.

"Oh! That's really good..." Hai Laozang opened his eyes wide and squinted.

"Ahem... Hai Laozang, what do you think?" Luo Sha's mind was already moved.

"Well... a very rich country within a country. Just from the photos, you can see that it is rich in natural resources. If it can be occupied, it will be no less than conquering a piece of the territory of the Land of Fire." Hai Laozang Also a little excited.

"What you need most to make puppets is wood and steel. With this hundred-year-old forest, I can make more puppets. I agree..." Grandma Chiyo also nodded.

"Uh...um..." Markey hesitated to speak.

"What's the matter, Ma Ji? Tell me what you have to say," Luo Sha said.

"Well... I always feel that this place is a bit like the Loulan I have been to... but there is no such a big oasis there... the city is not so grand..." Ma Ji hesitated.

"The desert is so big, it takes a few days to walk around randomly on the map. It may be the same area." All three people were confused by this oasis, and they wanted to occupy it. Ma Ji just felt that he was suspicious. Oh, how could such a large oasis be grown in two years.

As a result, the entire Sand Yin army began to assemble within a week. Sand Yin, who had just ceased fighting for less than half a year, was ready to go to war again, but this time the target turned out to be domestic.

……

Half a month later, nearly [-] Shayin ninja troops have entered the oasis of Loulan. There are not many people, but they are almost all their strength. Who will make Shayin poor and unable to support them? There are too many ninjas, and it has become their habit to want to occupy something good when they see it.

"I haven't troubled you yet, yet I sent you to my door automatically? Luo Sha, Luo Sha, I'm going to throw you into the mine to dig for gold. You can only eat dog food every day. Even if you're exhausted, you'll have to be a human body." Puppet, if you reincarnate your filthy soul, you will dig gold for me forever, and you will bring your daughter Temari home to Xiaobai as a child bride, and let Gaara call me daddy..." Bai Mu had an evil smile on his face with.

He didn't have much hatred in his life, but the hatred of being stabbed in the back by Luo Sha is very deep in his memory.

"If you want to kill, just kill Luo Sha alone, and let the rest of them go. As the next Kazekage, I don't want to be a bare leader." Ye Cang also looked forward to the Kazekage that Shiraki had promised, and couldn't help feeling a little bit Excited.

"What's the point of going back to that kind of broken village? Even if you eat with Parker in Loulan, it's better than being a wind shadow in Shayin Village, right?" Lin's dog has a different status, they all eat delicacies from mountains and seas, and they drink snow-topped ice springs.

"Tch... No matter how bad Fengying is, it's better than being your tutor here for nothing." Ye Cang rolled his eyes.

"That summer, my son's female tutor and I..."

"Farewell..." Bai Mu burst into tears.

(End of this chapter)