Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 3 Future Perverted Uncle Cultivation System

"Tempt a male character whose name appears in the original book, and get 100 gold coins?"

"Isn't this tempting me to commit a crime? I can't do this kind of moral degeneration and dehumanization!" Bai Mu's face was full of righteousness.

He didn't want to one day, after stepping into the ninja world, become a perverted uncle who forced him to wear women's clothes after defeating a certain ninja.

"By the way... are the two Bai Jue male characters..." Bai Mu shifted his eyes to the two cheap mothers with malicious intent.

"Cub! Call me Grandma, call Grandma!" Scroll Bai Jue blinked, looking at Bai Mu expectantly.

That look is like an old father who is waiting for the word "Dad" to come out of the baby's mouth.

"Grandmother..." Bai Mu had long forgotten about shame.

"Yeah, my cub is called mother, mother!" Scroll Baijue ran around the entire base dozens of times like crazy.

"Grandma...why don't you wear clothes? Clothes as beautiful as mine?" Bai Mu tried to seduce Bai Jue, but he was short of gold coins.

Scrolling Baijue froze in place like a sculpture.

"Because we are artificial humans, we don't have "reproductive" organs, so we don't need to wear clothes, and more importantly...we have no sense of shame. "Spiked Baijue spread his hands.

"Grandma... I want to wear the same beautiful clothes as Bai Mu." Bai Mu imitated the tone of a child.

"Okay, okay! I'm going to find some clothes now!!!" Scroll Baijue was like a doting old mother who slammed into the stone wall and disappeared in the blink of an eye when he heard the child's request.

Not long after, Uzumaki Baijue brought back two sets of women's kimonos, not girly ones, but more mature ones.

"Even I want to dress like this?" Spiky Baijue spread his hands.

"Wear it, it looks good." Bai Mu nodded.

"The cub has spoken, wear it!" Scroll Baijue hurriedly put the kimono on his body.

Shiraki also helped the two Baijue get dressed. In the dark underground cave, there were two monster-like Baijue, wearing bright red kimonos. One had no facial features, but only twisted lines like whirlpools on his face, and the other had thorns all over his body. At a glance, the San value is crazy, and I don’t need makeup to shoot horror movies in my previous life.

"Ding, the task of seducing women's clothing is completed"

"Since Bai Jue is a genderless creature, the two of them are only counted as 100 gold coins."

"Get 100 Gold Coins"

"Oh? Is it still calculated like this? But 100 gold coins is not bad." Bai Mu didn't have much dissatisfaction.

"Speaking of the system, after I bought the ruby, my life energy has reached 155, which is already higher than that of ordinary people. Why does my body still look like a chicken with ribs?" Shiraki gently tugged at his slender hair, which immediately fell out like catkins down.

"This involves the meaning of real life and additional life, 5+150, one is the life of your body, and the other is the life brought to you by external equipment, just like human beings wearing exoskeleton mechs, no matter No matter how strong the outside is, the inside is still extremely fragile, so don’t confuse it.”

"Besides, can Teemo grow taller after you buy equipment in the game? Can Swain's lameness be cured? Even if Xin Zhao is fatter, he will have diarrhea after eating overnight milk." The system replied with some disdain .

"That's it... It seems that I still need to exercise by myself, and I will do the task of pulling out the oxygen tube by the way." Shiraki glanced at Uchiha Madara, even though Uzumaki Hakuze was so noisy in the base, he did not wake up at all I mean, if it wasn't for the slightly heaving chest, I almost thought he was dead.

But if Madara hasn't died yet, then Obito hasn't come here to accept the blackening, right?

"Cub, what do you want to do now? Why don't you have a family comedy full of laughs!" Wujuan Baijue exclaimed excitedly.

"I want to exercise." Shiraki began to move his thin limbs while visiting the underground base with the additional life support of Ruby.

On one wall, half of a white human body froze in motion, howling as it tried to struggle to get out of the wall.

"This is something cultivated by the flesh and blood of Senshou Hashirama, the first generation of Hokage. There is only life, but no consciousness. You also cultivated it from it." Uzumaki Baijue explained from the side.

Bai Mu pointed to a large pile of Bai Jue's bodies hanging on the vines.

"This is the same kind of grandma. It is also full of laughter and fun. However, it has not been given consciousness by the main body. When you want to use them, you can take them off and use them at any time."

The other wall is covered with ninja tools collected by Madara Uchiha: sickle, round fan, ninja sword, Fuma shuriken, chain...

Shiraki picked up the round fan and waved it twice. It was as heavy as a metal material, and it was not something he, a person with 155 points of life energy, could swing.

"This is Lord Madara's favorite weapon. It can be played with, but it must not be broken." Scroll Baijue cautiously reminded him that he was still a little afraid of Master Madara.

Shiraki put the fan back to its original position, and walked towards the most terrifying area of ​​the entire underground base, Uchiha Madara under the golem of the Outer Way.

After all, he still has a task on his body, which is to unplug the chakra pipeline that Uchiha Madara relies on to survive.

At this time, Uchiha Madara was already aging and out of shape, and the life-and-death struggle in the Warring States Period in the early years brought him countless hidden wounds, all of which broke out when he was old and weak.

However, the prestige of the tiger's death is still there, even if Uchiha Madara has aged and only has an empty body left, he is still unwilling to lie on the bed and wait to die like an old man full of diseases.

He is still like a statue sitting on a cold stone seat, breathing with all his strength, the decayed body still contains an unknown amount of power, he is waiting for Heijue to find the person who can carry out the resurrection plan to come here .

Uchiha Madara is not willing to die like this, he wants to be resurrected, and then create a truly peaceful world to prove that Senju Hashirama is wrong.

"..." Shiraki stood in front of Uchiha Madara and stared, speechless for a long time.

"This is our master Uchiha Madara-sama, the most powerful ninja in the whole ninja world. The meaning of our existence is to meet Madara-sama and give him a little fun in his old and boring life. My lord reprimands you." Wu Jue Baijue made a dejected look.

Shiraki still stared at Uchiha Madara's old face, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Oh, human beings are so weak. Even a hero like Madara-sama will end up like this. It's better for us to make human beings. Not only will they not age, but their minds are smarter than humans, and their vocabulary is richer. Most importantly It's very funny!" Scroll Baijue triumphantly pointed at himself with his thumb.

"Obviously over 90 years old, this hair volume... is really exuberant and makes people jealous..." Shiraki looked at Uchiha Madara's thick white hair like a lion, and sighed deeply.

"Fat... volume...? Is this a new joke? This is what Xiao Baimu cares about?" Wujue Baijue was stunned.

Shiraki went around behind Uchiha Madara, looked at the three white pipes inserted behind him, and something like liquid was constantly flowing.

"Three oxygen tubes, if you pull out one, you shouldn't die..." Bai Mu was thinking about how to complete this stupid task.

Uchiha Madara has completely fallen into a dormant state, and will not wake up no matter how noisy the surroundings are.

The tube can be pulled out, but a person can only pull it out once in a lifetime.

The main reason is that after the tube is pulled out, Madara is likely to wake up. At that time, I am afraid that one look can kill him.

"Is there any way to pull out the tube immediately, and Madara doesn't want to kill me?" Bai Mu racked his brains thinking, he didn't want to be a one-time time traveler.

Suddenly noticed a detail...

Where Uchiha Madara sits, you can see something as soon as you open your eyes...

Hashirama's humanoid flesh bred from the flesh and blood of Senshou Hashirama...

(End of this chapter)