Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 41 Why Are You Still Not Dead?
"Shangji has always had a dream. Everyone knows that she wants to become a ninja in Konoha. If you can do it, you might have a chance..." Yuba smiled wickedly at Shiraki.

"I was kicked out by Konoha myself, is that place good?" Shiraki picked out the empty glasses on the table, each one was dirty and greasy, and he didn't have any interest in drinking with them just by looking at them.

"In our place, there are rebels from every village, but there is no rebel from Konoha. Everyone knows that place is heaven, and everyone knows that heaven can only be visited if you are reincarnated." Yuba pointed at the tavern. The group of people here.

Sure enough, there are all kinds of forehead guards, even the sharp-toothed Kirigakure ninjas, but Konoha is missing.

"I don't want to be a spare tire that is thrown away after being used." Bai Mu smiled. He didn't think that white lotus flowers could really grow in the mud. Girls who grew up in this environment would not be pure-minded, otherwise I don't know where I died.

"Wow! Sanji must be very sad to hear you say that." Yuba spread his hands.

Shiraki directly picked up the wine bottle and blew it into his mouth. A strong smell of wheat poured into his throat. A lot of money is not mixed with water.

"I don't dare to drink like this. I will burp for a while, and the taste will be ruined." Yuba took a dirty cup, wiped it with even dirtier clothes, poured the wine into the cup, and made a full pile Foam.

With a sip, the beer foam filled the mouth, and the onlookers also picked up their cups and stared at Yuba to drink it in one gulp, as if they could also taste the taste of beer in this way.

"Hi..." Shiraki hiccupped for a long time, and the smell of beer rushed into the mixed smell, attracting a group of people's heartbroken eyes, sucking in the air fiercely, as if they were in a sea of ​​golden wheat. Suck more foot odor.

"Since wine is so expensive, what are they drinking?" Bai Mu looked at their glasses curiously.

"Hey! I don't know which bastard invented it. After mixing horse urine with poisonous mushrooms, add some sugar and brew it for three days, mix it with some water and chill it. It has a strong taste and a slight hallucinogenic effect. It's so disgusting, but the taste is not so good Not bad!" Yuba wiped his mouth.

"Grass...!" Bai Mu almost spat out.

The people around are no longer obsessed with watching people drink, they also have their own fun, wrestling, fighting, gambling, and listening to dirty jokes.

"Okay, now tell me about Kokuto." Bai Mu looked at the crowd who had returned to his own fun, and asked in a low voice.

"Are you really discussing such a disappointment when you are enjoying yourself so much now?" Yuba was a little displeased.

Shiraki reached out to grab the wine bottle.

"All right, all right, let me tell you." Yuba hastily stuffed the wine bottle under the table, making exaggerated gestures:
"He is a demon, an unkillable demon who walks in the dark and is always alone. No one dares to mention his name. Children dare not cry when they hear it. Some people say that he has three heads and six arms, and some people say that he is not human at all... ..."

"Okay, is it okay to use human language to scare a 13-year-old child?" Bai Mu waved his hands impatiently.

"But I like this tune." A Fei was so frightened that his hair exploded.

"Ahem... who is this character? I usually carry a small book with all the wanted warrants of the whole Ninja world in it. He remembers every one clearly. Once he is targeted, no one will A man can escape from him alive."

"In our Wushen town, most of them escaped from various villages. They have done good and bad things. Who doesn't have a few arrest warrants?"

"Good rabbits don't even eat the grass by the side of the nest. We all fled to Wushen Town to find a safe way to live. The world of Ninja can't tolerate us. We only have this one home, so there is an unwritten rule here. No one will kill anyone to claim a bounty."

"Otherwise, if the rules are broken and you kill me, I'll kill you, everyone will not be able to sleep peacefully, and we will become precarious wretches again. There is no place for us in the whole world, so even if I starve to death, I will freeze to death outside." , no matter how high the bounty is for the drunk next to him, I can smoke him to death with a fart, and I will not try to get his bounty!"

"But this character... or something, he doesn't follow the rules, he only accepts money, as long as he can exchange for a bounty, even his own mother, he can kill for money. We are all afraid of him, when we hear his name, it’s like seeing a ghost, tsk tsk." Yuba sipped his beer, shaking his head constantly.

"You never thought of killing him?" Bai Mu asked curiously.

"Think! Why didn't you think about it? We even crowdfunded! Hanging his portrait and bounty at the gold exchange, people from several towns gathered together, a total of 1000 million taels! Guess what?" Yu Ba Tap the table.

"No one dares to answer?" Bai Mu guessed.

"Guess again!"

"All the people who went there were killed?"

"Hehe, you can't guess." Yuba smiled mysteriously and lowered his voice: "He went to the gold exchange and saw his bounty..."

"He cut off his own head and put it on the table for money!"

"Oh! As expected of the horn ~ uncle!" Shiraki exclaimed, and took a sip of ale.

"The key point is that he took the bounty as if nothing had happened, and left with his head in his arms! From now on, no one dares to provoke him, and he will hide as long as he can." Yuba looked out the window with lingering fear, as if there really was a horn in the darkness. .

The horns are all immortal, except for breaking five hearts, losing their heads is really not a problem.

"So where can I find him?" Shiraki asked.

"Are you really looking for him? He will kill you!" Yuba was a little anxious.

"Believe me, he's not that scary, he's actually quite cute." Bai Mu smiled easily.

"But...cute...you call that monster that took off its own head for money cute? Little Xiangji, you don't even use that word! You pervert!" Yuba's eyes widened with disbelief.

"You just say, if you can find him, the reward will not be small." Bai Mu weighed his wallet, which was given to him by Obito, but it was already full.

"Hmm..." Yuba was still a little worried, if people found out that he was the one who led Jiaodu to Wushen Town, the place wouldn't survive at all.

Bai Mu was not in a hurry, he held the money bag and drank wine, waiting for him to think.

"My friend... I'm sorry that we overheard your conversation, but we also want to find Kakuzu..." A young man wearing a black cloak sat at the next table at some unknown time.

It was as if the radio had been unplugged. In an instant, the noisy sound of the entire tavern disappeared, and it was as quiet as a cemetery.

Shiraki turned his head, looked at the handsome sunny guy with short orange hair smiling at him, then looked at the blue-haired girl and the red-haired guy behind him, and said a word.

"Fuck! Why aren't you dead yet?"

(End of this chapter)