Ninjas should be dressed in meat
Chapter 46
Chapter 46
"Hey, Ah Fei...where did he go!" Bai Mu hardly fell asleep all night, and the villains downstairs kept singing their villain songs.
In the first two hours, I could only plug my ears, but in the next few hours, I have compromised and hummed along, and I feel that the simple and catchy tune is really good.
"We kill and set fire"
"We do all kinds of evil"
"There's no such thing as a born villain"
"Just the Force of Life"
"We are the walking dead"
"Falling in love with this life"
"Until it rots to the bone"
……
Drowsily half asleep and half awake until early in the morning, Wushen Town in the mist is exceptionally quiet. Walking down the stairs, all the drunkards from last night have been thrown on the street, and the gatekeeper, Fat Fang, is lying on the table The snoring was loud.
Fat Dog seems to have a cup that can never be wiped out, probably because the rag is not clean enough, and the water in that bucket has never been changed.
Sanji was wiping the wine table vigorously, cleaning up the vomit on the floor, whistling and looking in a very good mood.
"Hey, good morning." Bai Mu greeted.
"Is this how the Konoha people greet each other? Good morning?" Sanji said that he had never heard such a sentence since he was a child.
"Well, you have to get used to this kind of life first, after all, after you arrive at Konoha, that's how everyone greets you." Bai Mu smiled slightly.
"Really? Then I must study hard! Good morning!" Xiangji was obviously very happy when he heard this sentence, and waved to Shiraki, and Sunny smiled.
Bai Mu looked at the one-eyed old man who was wiping the cup, and consciously suppressed his smile.
"Have you seen my cat? The white one." Bai Mu was still wondering where A Fei had gone.
"The one that can talk? No, there are quite a lot of thieves in this town. Did it get stolen?" Sanji shook his head.
"Gah, Yuba must have stolen it!" Bai Mu was furious, unexpectedly A Fei followed him away.
Bai Mu was cursing, when a voice suddenly came from outside the door.
"Master... I was wrong, I don't dare to do it anymore, hurry up and let your cat stop..."
Bai Mu opened the door and saw that Yuba was squatting on the ground with two scissors hands on his head, jumping and jumping like a rabbit, and A Fei was wrapped around Yuba like a barnacle.
"Don't stop, keep singing."
"I'm a fucking rabbit, my fucking loves to eat carrots, my whole fucking family are rabbits..." Yuba sang a rabbit song with a bitter face.
"...Is this the elite Jōnin of Yuyin Village?" Shiraki completely overturned his view of Yuyin Village.
"This cat is grabbing me to death... Hurry up and tell him to stop, I will agree to anything, oh shit." Yuba's face turned livid.
"Okay, Ah Fei, let him go, and let him take us to a gold exchange." Bai Mu was helpless.
"It's a pity that it's a good rabbit." Ah Fei swam off Yuba and returned to the shape of a cat.
"Hey, what the hell is this thing? Ninja Beast isn't Ninja Beast, there's nothing wrong with it!" Yuba jumped up and down twice while clutching his genitals.
"Who knows, take us to the gold exchange, no... take us to find the three from yesterday first, have you settled down?" Bai Mu suddenly smiled wickedly.
"Don't worry, don't worry about the old bus, she is definitely the best girl." Yuba patted his chest.
……
"Love Dancing House"
It is incompatible with the dilapidation of the entire Wushen Town, and the fiery red lanterns are covered with Japanese-style buildings. It is not particularly luxurious, but it can be regarded as antique.
"This is the real paradise, but it's a pity that it's also a gold-selling cave." Yuba clicked his tongue.
"I bet the three of them just stayed for one night." Shiraki trusted Yahiko's will and would never be fooled by beauty, of course the main reason was Xiaonan's presence.
"Gambling? I like to gamble. I don't believe that there will be a man who is willing to come out of the Love Dance House. I was here for a month, and my will was corroded, and my hair fell out. If I didn't spend all my money , I plan to rot here." Yuba licked his lips.
"What are you betting on?" Bai Mu looked at Yuba's whole body, but there was nothing of value.
"You can bet whatever you like." Yuba is not afraid of wearing shoes with bare feet.
"If I win, you can go with Xiao and fight together for Yuyin Village. I trust them." Bai Mu suddenly became serious.
"..." Yuba was stunned, and after a long silence, he said, "You want me to be your spy inside?"
"??? Is your heart so dirty? Why is it the same as Nara Shikafuku?" Shiraki questioned.
"Bah, from the first moment I saw you, I thought you were not a good person! It's okay to invite someone to dinner, and you're planning to commit crimes, rape or steal!" Yuba spat hard.
"Hey, just say whether you want to bet or not!"
"Five million taels! I bet you!"
"Your life is worth 500 million taels?"
"Love to gamble or not to gamble!"
"Just bet!" Shiraki believed that Yahiko and Nagato, under the guidance of Jiraiya, would never be big-time critics without a bottom line.
"Hehe...you're doomed. This is no ordinary technical academy. None of the bastards in Wushen Town are ordinary people. The girls here can charm illusions." Yuba grinned.
"Illusions are afraid of people with a strong will!"
The two walked into the love dance house together.
Like a tavern, Aiwuju is the beginning of nightlife. At this time, Aiwuju should be... very quiet!
Why are people arguing!
"I'm sorry mom... we're quitting." A female voice came.
"Fart! I want to see if any of you dare to walk out of this door." A rough aunt said.
"Madam, everyone is free, they have the right to choose their own life..." It was Yahiko's voice.
"Shut up! Don't think I don't know. It's just you three who are misleading people. I kindly asked them to treat you wholeheartedly, but you are thinking of abducting all my girls!" the aunt said in an extremely angry voice.
"Gah! Advise Ji Congliang? This is all right?" Bai Mu and Yuba were dumbfounded, and rushed directly into the hall, looking at the two sides facing each other.
On one side was the trio organized by Akatsuki, and behind them stood a dozen well-dressed girls.
On the other side is the mother of Aiwuju, Sang, and there are many thugs with hideous faces standing behind her.
"Man is born free, and should never be imprisoned in..." Yahiko cut off his fortune, let alone expecting anyone to listen to his explanation.
"Shoot him to death!" Mama Sang pointed her finger out with a terrific aura.
Nagato took a step forward, and the cloak automatically moved without wind.
"Don't intensify the conflict..." Yahiko quickly pressed Nagato.
"Yahiko-kun... this is our own choice, let's talk about it." A beautiful dancer looked at Yahiko with pure eyes.
"Yes, sisters, we say it ourselves!"
A group of girls held hands, their eyes were firm, and they faced the sticks of the thugs without any fear.
"We were born poor and humble, and we drifted with the ups and downs of fate in order to survive, so we couldn't see our true self." A girl said.
"We have to put on fake masks and smile at disgusting guests. It's been too long, and we have long forgotten our original faces, and only have numb smiles." Another girl said.
"We used to have no dignity and exposed everything to outsiders. Now we are awakened and wrap up the injured body tightly. This is the only thing we deserve."
"We who have found our true self are no longer a lingering shell, we have forgotten the pain of the past, and we will welcome a new life."
The girls walked towards Mama-san hand in hand.
"Yahiko... I, Bai Mu, would like to call you the strongest in terms of mouth escape..." Bai Mu twitched the corners of his lips. He originally only wanted to see the embarrassing jokes of the three people, but he never expected this to be the result.
Shiraki always thought that Yahiko was the first generation of Mouth as a joke, but he didn't expect that with the power of words, he could turn a lewd prostitute into a holy shrine maiden.
And it only took one night.
"Mom-san... what should I do?" The thugs kept backing away. These are all golden chickens that lay eggs, and they dare not really break them.
"Hey, you are all picked up by my old mother, raised by a handful of shit and urine, I will teach you skills, I will feed you, you are my private property! I should kill you if I want to!" Mom Sang hysterically roared He said: "Hit me to death!"
"If the price of freedom is a momentary perception of life and death, then I will never back down." They held hands and raised their chests. They had never been so brave.
Seeing that the wooden stick was about to hit their delicate skin.
"Stop!" Yahiko came between the two groups of people with a teleportation technique.
"Shenluo Tianzheng." Nagato's long hair hanging down his forehead seemed to be blown by a breeze, and the row of thugs in front of him all fell backwards.
"Why... why do you still want to grab it..." Mom Sang's forehead was already sweating slightly, she is not a person without eyesight, and the move just now is not something ordinary ninjutsu can do.
"We have redeemed this group of people...Xiao Nan, please!"
"...Okay." Although Xiaonan was very reluctant, he didn't want to reject Yahiko's request at this time, and took out a stack of small bank notes after digging out for a long time:
"Here is 500 million taels..."
"What are you kidding!" Mama Sang was about to get angry on the spot, and she wanted to buy a dozen top girls for 500 million taels, which was worse than robbery.
"If we die, you won't get any money!" The girls were extremely determined.
"Then don't blame Mom for not warning you!" Mom Sang was furious, and quickly sealed her hands in her sleeves.
"Illusion spring boudoir flower border"
Pieces of cherry blossoms fall from the void, and just looking at the petals can pull people into the ambiguous realm of illusion, triggering the dirtiest desires in human hearts.
Mama-san is not an ordinary bustard, she used to be the head of the Chunwu Thieves Group, she often seduced ninjas from various villages, corrupted their hearts with illusions, and pulled them into the Thief Group, but she was unlucky and seduced Zilai Also, he single-handedly wiped out the entire bandit group.
Mother Sang fled to Wushen Town just like that, and opened such a love dance house with strong funds, intending to live a peaceful life.
Unfortunately, they ran into Jiraiya's apprentice again...
"Illusion...rebound." Nagato's reincarnation eyes fluctuated slightly, and the energy of the illusion had been knocked back into Mom Sang's eyes, and his face flushed immediately.
"Sorry, we only have this..." Yahiko still put down the money and left with the girls.
(End of this chapter)
"Hey, Ah Fei...where did he go!" Bai Mu hardly fell asleep all night, and the villains downstairs kept singing their villain songs.
In the first two hours, I could only plug my ears, but in the next few hours, I have compromised and hummed along, and I feel that the simple and catchy tune is really good.
"We kill and set fire"
"We do all kinds of evil"
"There's no such thing as a born villain"
"Just the Force of Life"
"We are the walking dead"
"Falling in love with this life"
"Until it rots to the bone"
……
Drowsily half asleep and half awake until early in the morning, Wushen Town in the mist is exceptionally quiet. Walking down the stairs, all the drunkards from last night have been thrown on the street, and the gatekeeper, Fat Fang, is lying on the table The snoring was loud.
Fat Dog seems to have a cup that can never be wiped out, probably because the rag is not clean enough, and the water in that bucket has never been changed.
Sanji was wiping the wine table vigorously, cleaning up the vomit on the floor, whistling and looking in a very good mood.
"Hey, good morning." Bai Mu greeted.
"Is this how the Konoha people greet each other? Good morning?" Sanji said that he had never heard such a sentence since he was a child.
"Well, you have to get used to this kind of life first, after all, after you arrive at Konoha, that's how everyone greets you." Bai Mu smiled slightly.
"Really? Then I must study hard! Good morning!" Xiangji was obviously very happy when he heard this sentence, and waved to Shiraki, and Sunny smiled.
Bai Mu looked at the one-eyed old man who was wiping the cup, and consciously suppressed his smile.
"Have you seen my cat? The white one." Bai Mu was still wondering where A Fei had gone.
"The one that can talk? No, there are quite a lot of thieves in this town. Did it get stolen?" Sanji shook his head.
"Gah, Yuba must have stolen it!" Bai Mu was furious, unexpectedly A Fei followed him away.
Bai Mu was cursing, when a voice suddenly came from outside the door.
"Master... I was wrong, I don't dare to do it anymore, hurry up and let your cat stop..."
Bai Mu opened the door and saw that Yuba was squatting on the ground with two scissors hands on his head, jumping and jumping like a rabbit, and A Fei was wrapped around Yuba like a barnacle.
"Don't stop, keep singing."
"I'm a fucking rabbit, my fucking loves to eat carrots, my whole fucking family are rabbits..." Yuba sang a rabbit song with a bitter face.
"...Is this the elite Jōnin of Yuyin Village?" Shiraki completely overturned his view of Yuyin Village.
"This cat is grabbing me to death... Hurry up and tell him to stop, I will agree to anything, oh shit." Yuba's face turned livid.
"Okay, Ah Fei, let him go, and let him take us to a gold exchange." Bai Mu was helpless.
"It's a pity that it's a good rabbit." Ah Fei swam off Yuba and returned to the shape of a cat.
"Hey, what the hell is this thing? Ninja Beast isn't Ninja Beast, there's nothing wrong with it!" Yuba jumped up and down twice while clutching his genitals.
"Who knows, take us to the gold exchange, no... take us to find the three from yesterday first, have you settled down?" Bai Mu suddenly smiled wickedly.
"Don't worry, don't worry about the old bus, she is definitely the best girl." Yuba patted his chest.
……
"Love Dancing House"
It is incompatible with the dilapidation of the entire Wushen Town, and the fiery red lanterns are covered with Japanese-style buildings. It is not particularly luxurious, but it can be regarded as antique.
"This is the real paradise, but it's a pity that it's also a gold-selling cave." Yuba clicked his tongue.
"I bet the three of them just stayed for one night." Shiraki trusted Yahiko's will and would never be fooled by beauty, of course the main reason was Xiaonan's presence.
"Gambling? I like to gamble. I don't believe that there will be a man who is willing to come out of the Love Dance House. I was here for a month, and my will was corroded, and my hair fell out. If I didn't spend all my money , I plan to rot here." Yuba licked his lips.
"What are you betting on?" Bai Mu looked at Yuba's whole body, but there was nothing of value.
"You can bet whatever you like." Yuba is not afraid of wearing shoes with bare feet.
"If I win, you can go with Xiao and fight together for Yuyin Village. I trust them." Bai Mu suddenly became serious.
"..." Yuba was stunned, and after a long silence, he said, "You want me to be your spy inside?"
"??? Is your heart so dirty? Why is it the same as Nara Shikafuku?" Shiraki questioned.
"Bah, from the first moment I saw you, I thought you were not a good person! It's okay to invite someone to dinner, and you're planning to commit crimes, rape or steal!" Yuba spat hard.
"Hey, just say whether you want to bet or not!"
"Five million taels! I bet you!"
"Your life is worth 500 million taels?"
"Love to gamble or not to gamble!"
"Just bet!" Shiraki believed that Yahiko and Nagato, under the guidance of Jiraiya, would never be big-time critics without a bottom line.
"Hehe...you're doomed. This is no ordinary technical academy. None of the bastards in Wushen Town are ordinary people. The girls here can charm illusions." Yuba grinned.
"Illusions are afraid of people with a strong will!"
The two walked into the love dance house together.
Like a tavern, Aiwuju is the beginning of nightlife. At this time, Aiwuju should be... very quiet!
Why are people arguing!
"I'm sorry mom... we're quitting." A female voice came.
"Fart! I want to see if any of you dare to walk out of this door." A rough aunt said.
"Madam, everyone is free, they have the right to choose their own life..." It was Yahiko's voice.
"Shut up! Don't think I don't know. It's just you three who are misleading people. I kindly asked them to treat you wholeheartedly, but you are thinking of abducting all my girls!" the aunt said in an extremely angry voice.
"Gah! Advise Ji Congliang? This is all right?" Bai Mu and Yuba were dumbfounded, and rushed directly into the hall, looking at the two sides facing each other.
On one side was the trio organized by Akatsuki, and behind them stood a dozen well-dressed girls.
On the other side is the mother of Aiwuju, Sang, and there are many thugs with hideous faces standing behind her.
"Man is born free, and should never be imprisoned in..." Yahiko cut off his fortune, let alone expecting anyone to listen to his explanation.
"Shoot him to death!" Mama Sang pointed her finger out with a terrific aura.
Nagato took a step forward, and the cloak automatically moved without wind.
"Don't intensify the conflict..." Yahiko quickly pressed Nagato.
"Yahiko-kun... this is our own choice, let's talk about it." A beautiful dancer looked at Yahiko with pure eyes.
"Yes, sisters, we say it ourselves!"
A group of girls held hands, their eyes were firm, and they faced the sticks of the thugs without any fear.
"We were born poor and humble, and we drifted with the ups and downs of fate in order to survive, so we couldn't see our true self." A girl said.
"We have to put on fake masks and smile at disgusting guests. It's been too long, and we have long forgotten our original faces, and only have numb smiles." Another girl said.
"We used to have no dignity and exposed everything to outsiders. Now we are awakened and wrap up the injured body tightly. This is the only thing we deserve."
"We who have found our true self are no longer a lingering shell, we have forgotten the pain of the past, and we will welcome a new life."
The girls walked towards Mama-san hand in hand.
"Yahiko... I, Bai Mu, would like to call you the strongest in terms of mouth escape..." Bai Mu twitched the corners of his lips. He originally only wanted to see the embarrassing jokes of the three people, but he never expected this to be the result.
Shiraki always thought that Yahiko was the first generation of Mouth as a joke, but he didn't expect that with the power of words, he could turn a lewd prostitute into a holy shrine maiden.
And it only took one night.
"Mom-san... what should I do?" The thugs kept backing away. These are all golden chickens that lay eggs, and they dare not really break them.
"Hey, you are all picked up by my old mother, raised by a handful of shit and urine, I will teach you skills, I will feed you, you are my private property! I should kill you if I want to!" Mom Sang hysterically roared He said: "Hit me to death!"
"If the price of freedom is a momentary perception of life and death, then I will never back down." They held hands and raised their chests. They had never been so brave.
Seeing that the wooden stick was about to hit their delicate skin.
"Stop!" Yahiko came between the two groups of people with a teleportation technique.
"Shenluo Tianzheng." Nagato's long hair hanging down his forehead seemed to be blown by a breeze, and the row of thugs in front of him all fell backwards.
"Why... why do you still want to grab it..." Mom Sang's forehead was already sweating slightly, she is not a person without eyesight, and the move just now is not something ordinary ninjutsu can do.
"We have redeemed this group of people...Xiao Nan, please!"
"...Okay." Although Xiaonan was very reluctant, he didn't want to reject Yahiko's request at this time, and took out a stack of small bank notes after digging out for a long time:
"Here is 500 million taels..."
"What are you kidding!" Mama Sang was about to get angry on the spot, and she wanted to buy a dozen top girls for 500 million taels, which was worse than robbery.
"If we die, you won't get any money!" The girls were extremely determined.
"Then don't blame Mom for not warning you!" Mom Sang was furious, and quickly sealed her hands in her sleeves.
"Illusion spring boudoir flower border"
Pieces of cherry blossoms fall from the void, and just looking at the petals can pull people into the ambiguous realm of illusion, triggering the dirtiest desires in human hearts.
Mama-san is not an ordinary bustard, she used to be the head of the Chunwu Thieves Group, she often seduced ninjas from various villages, corrupted their hearts with illusions, and pulled them into the Thief Group, but she was unlucky and seduced Zilai Also, he single-handedly wiped out the entire bandit group.
Mother Sang fled to Wushen Town just like that, and opened such a love dance house with strong funds, intending to live a peaceful life.
Unfortunately, they ran into Jiraiya's apprentice again...
"Illusion...rebound." Nagato's reincarnation eyes fluctuated slightly, and the energy of the illusion had been knocked back into Mom Sang's eyes, and his face flushed immediately.
"Sorry, we only have this..." Yahiko still put down the money and left with the girls.
(End of this chapter)
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