Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 49
Shiraki, who got the secret hair growth medicine, couldn't wait to apply the ointment by the river, but within half an hour, he had already grown waist-length hair of the same style as Madara Uchiha, thick and black. In the previous life, It can make all programmers cry with envy.

At this time, Shiraki walked with wind.

"Gah... it's really useless to bald people!" Yuba also rubbed some on his head, but unfortunately, not a single dull hair grew out.

"The cub is really looking more and more like Madara-sama!" Ah Fei was very happy.

"It's just troublesome when shitting, I don't know how Mr. Madara handles it." Bai Mu didn't care about this small detail, after all, being handsome is a lifetime thing.

It was already noon when we returned to the town, Shiraki found Xiao Xiao's trio, and the three of them built a wooden platform in the middle of the town, and Yahiko was giving a fierce speech about his dream to the audience.

It's a pity that the audience is only a kid with a snotty nose, staring blankly at the passionate Yahiko with a stick of malt candy in his mouth.

Bai Mu walked arrogantly like a porcupine in heat, Yuba came over and snatched the maltose from the kid, put it in his mouth, kicked the only audience away.

"I'm sorry to interrupt your speech." Shiraki scratched his thick hair.

"It's okay...no one listens anyway." Yahiko sighed regretfully.

"After all, everyone is sleeping. Just find a popular tavern later." Shiraki scratched his thick black hair.

"Well, that's a good idea. I'll try again in the afternoon. If no one is there, I'll go to the tavern and set up a table." Yahiko nodded, accepting the suggestion humbly.

"Didn't you notice anything different?" Shiraki scratched his thick black hair.

"It seems that the sky is a bit dark, is it going to rain?" Yahiko looked up at the sky.

"Yeah...my damn hair hurts when it rains." Shiraki scratched his thick black hair.

"Mr. Baimu... Do you have an itchy head? Did you have lice on the bed yesterday?" Xiao Nan looked at Baimu's movements strangely.

"Forget it..." Bai Mu didn't want to communicate with someone who appreciates beautiful hair who doesn't understand.

The daytime in Wushen Town was really boring. After wandering around Shiraki, who had nowhere to go, he just lay down under their podium, listening to Yahiko's peace speech, basking in the sun, as if he had returned to the math class that summer , I slept until sunset.

When they woke up, the three of them were a little downcast, and Yahiko had doubts about his speech for the first time.

"Empty." Xiao Nan looked at the donation box, it was as clean as A Fei's brain.

"I will never give up! I will speak until late at night!" Yahiko's eyes were burning with will.

"Well! We will always stand behind you!" Xiao Nan smiled softly. What she admired most was Yahiko's will to never admit defeat.

"These three can be regarded as people who run through the plot, why can't they trigger the mission? Could it be that the way of triggering is wrong?" Bai Mu dragged his cheeks and looked at the three of them, he had no motivation at all without missions.

"Acquired the task: Help Akatsuki recruit companions"

"Reward: Every time you recruit a companion, you can get 100 gold coins, no upper limit"

"This???"

"What do you really want?"

Bai Mu suddenly became energetic. Although there is no happiest lottery, gold coins are equally important. A "hungry ghost way" banshee veil that has been transformed by magic has already improved his combat effectiveness so much, let alone six complete pieces. when.

Especially this unlimited, as long as the operation is enough to fool the whole Wushen town, wouldn't it be possible to earn tens of thousands of gold coins?

"Yahiko-kun, I was really touched after listening to your speech all afternoon, so I decided to help you recruit companions!" Shiraki turned over and sat up.

"You... haven't been sleeping all the time?" Xiao Nan was stunned.

"Nonsense, I just listened so engrossed! Every word you said penetrated my will, don't worry about it, gather at the Fat Dog Bar!" Bai Mu kicked Yuba awake.

"But... we only want people who have the same ambition as us, not everyone." Yahiko gave the mission limit.

"Don't worry, you can always trust Shiraki to ensure that everyone yearns for love and peace!" Shiraki showed his white teeth and gave Yahiko a firm look.

……

In the evening, Wushen Town gradually came back to life. Countless walking dead bastards came out from every corner, using every coin on their bodies to find fun.

"Good evening!" Sanji greeted Shiraki as he was ready for a new day of opening.

"Good evening, you are still so energetic." Bai Mu would also wave his hand in response.

"Do you still want to drink today? I can give you a better deal." Sanji shook the beer bottle.

"No need, but we want to borrow your stage today." Shiraki pointed to the table in the middle of the tavern. Usually, there are always some guys who can adjust the atmosphere to stand up and tell some dirty jokes, or lead a group of people to sing and dance.

"Of course, anyone can go up, but I have to tell you, if the performance is not good enough, they will knock you down." Xiangji giggled.

"..." Shiraki looked at Yahiko with some anxiety. If he didn't change his way of speaking, he would probably be kicked off the stage after only three sentences. This group of rotten drunks are the most realistic guys.

"I will definitely influence them!" Yahiko was very confident.

……

Shiraki asked Xiangji to get them something to eat, it wasn't the big fish and meat like yesterday, the price here is scary, even if Xiangji was willing to discount, he couldn't eat it every day, he just made a little bread that was full, with meat on it Potato curry soup at the end made a casual meal.

Soon the number of guests in the tavern gradually increased, and they sat around the stage in the middle, holding black cups, but did not drink.

They were waiting for someone to adjust the mood, so that the wine was good enough to drink.

But the ones who came to the stage today were not the familiar drinking buddies, but the three brats I saw yesterday. Wearing a black cloak, the yellow-haired boy was so handsome that he didn't fit in with them.

Everyone didn't speak, just looked at Yahiko quietly, to see what tricks he could come up with.

"Everyone has a beautiful dream, which is the meaning of our life. Maybe it has been forgotten, but it will never disappear, and it has been buried in the bottom of my heart..." Yahiko gave an affectionate speech.

A group of people looked at him blankly, expecting his next sentence to be a funny joke with a 180-degree turn, or they would blow him off.

"Sir, where do you want to go?" Yahiko looked at a red-faced uncle in front of the stage, and he planned to have some interaction to mobilize the atmosphere.

"I'm going to go to Xiangji to have some drinks." The uncle blushed drunkenly.

"No, you misunderstood me, I mean the final destination of your life, in the final analysis, what is the purpose of living?" Yahiko said hastily.

"In order to go to Sanji's for a drink." The red-faced uncle shrugged his shoulders.

"Hahahahaha..." Ah Fei slapped the table and laughed, and the whole bar roared with laughter.

"Shh... this is not a joke." Bai Mu covered Ah Fei's mouth.

"No, people can't just live like this, everyone should have their own beliefs, this is the meaning of life..." Yahiko tried to suppress the atmosphere.

"Get off! Smelly brat, make room for someone who can tell a story!" A man poked his thumb down fiercely.

"We want to listen to dirty jokes!" A group of people booed.

"Fuck the meaning of your life, I live to drink two more drinks!" A group of people gave their thumbs upside down.

"Go and ask your mother what it means to live!" A stinky shoe was thrown on Yahiko's face.

The scene gradually got out of control.

"How about a hot dance with the chick behind you? Hahaha..."

Someone had already noticed Xiao Nan's gender, and began to pull on her cloak, wanting to see her appearance and figure.

"Shenluo Tianzheng." Nagato would never allow his companions to be bullied.

A repulsive force that was not very powerful exploded, and a group of people fell to the ground.

"Nagato! Don't do it!" Yahiko shouted anxiously, he was here to recruit companions, not to fight.

It's a pity it's too late.

"Dare to do it! Beat them to death!" Someone shouted, and a wine glass fell on Yahiko.

The atmosphere was completely chaotic, and a chaotic battle began.

"It's over for now." Bai Mu spread his hands.

Bang, a wine glass smashed on Shiraki's head, and the inferior wine drenched his proud thick black hair.

"This guy belongs to them together, beat them together!"

"Damn!" Bai Mu picked up a bench with his backhand and smashed it back.

A complete melee begins.

Most of the villains in Wushen Town are ninjas who defected. Even if their bodies were hollowed out by wine and sex, they still have their bodies, and they are merciless in punching people.

Yahiko kept trying to ease the atmosphere, but it was a pity that the bastards couldn't listen, and in the end they had no choice but to defend themselves, but none of the three used ninja methods.

Shiraki possesses part of the talent of a weapon master, and he doesn't use serious weapons, just like Jackie Chan who has entered the field of furniture. Chairs, tables, plates, stairs, and messy furniture are taken into his hands, but they become weapons at his fingertips, dancing vigorously. , The drunkards who smashed it can't get in.

"Brother Baimu, come on! The rule of our store is that the loser will lose money!" Instead of stopping, Xiangji applauded from the sidelines.

An hour later, the ground was full of people lying on the ground, and Bai Mu and his group stood upright. Fortunately, all the weapons were taken away from the entrance of the tavern, and everyone had skin injuries.

Bai Mu touched his cheeks and took two black punches himself.

"I told you, your speech won't work here." Yuba spread his hands. He is an old fritter in the bar melee, and he was not injured at all.

Yahiko was very disappointed, it was the first time his mouth was broken.

(End of this chapter)