Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 5: Helping the Lonely and Elderly with Mobility Re-enter the Stage
"Let me wait for two years. I'm afraid this little heart won't be able to bear the stimulation, and I'll have a cerebral hemorrhage. Let's draw a prize first to ease my mood." Bai Mu kept taking deep breaths.

"It depends on your future. How important is it? How many traversers want to molested Uchiha Madara but can't ask for it, and you still despise it." The system rolled its eyes in disdain.

A neon flashing roulette appeared in the room out of thin air, with a cute black and white penguin needle standing still in the middle, and a lot of heroes' heads turning slowly.

"Wait, this isn't a penguin roulette!" Bai Mu was a little worried.

"Don't worry, we are a conscientious businessman. After strict inspection, there is absolutely no shady scene, and we don't do any tricks, even if there is..."

"Do you have a choice?" The system sneered.

"Well... I really don't have a choice, but I pray that I can get a character who can freely shuttle through the sea of ​​people with the breeze blowing through my hair, I will turn!!!" Shiraki pulled the roulette hard, and immediately The colorful neon lights began to flicker, and countless heads intertwined into a bright scene.

"Yasuo! Yasuo! Yasuo!!! I'm single Yasuo!" Shiraki kept praying, no matter what his start, if he came to Hokage and didn't play a happy man, it was a waste of time feelings.

The roulette stopped slowly.

"..." Bai Mu stared at the silly head where the pointer stopped, speechless for a long time.

"Mundo thinks you're a big bitch!"

"Zuan Madman, Doctor Mundo"

"The mind and cognition are completely broken, the desire to kill is never satisfied, and the skin is purple and black. This is Dr. Mundo. This is why the people of Zaun dare not go out in the dark night. This simple-minded horror weirdo The only thing he seems to care about is pain, not just inflicting it, but feeling it. He wields a giant cleaver with ease. He is notorious for capturing and torturing dozens of Zaunites. He will What he did was called "surgery," but it served no real purpose. He was ruthless. He was elusive. He went wherever he wanted. Plus, he wasn't exactly a doctor."

"Mundo, why is it Mundo? Did you make a mistake?" Shiraki's weak body is the ultimate big crispy skin. What does it mean to have Dr. Tank Mundo?
Do you use your big move to get back your 155 points of vitality?
"Don't you want a free man? Mondo can go wherever he wants! Isn't that free enough?" the system laughed.

"This is too far away!" Bai Mu roared wildly.

"Okay, it's time to draw skills." As soon as the system finished speaking, five skill icons appeared under Dr. Mundo's avatar and flashed non-stop.

"Heavenly and earthly, don't come back with a percentage!" Bai Mu could only make his last prayer.

stop!
"Skill Acquired: Virus Butcher Knife"

"Virus Butcher Knife: Cooldown: 4 seconds, Consumption: 5 points of life energy, Dr. Mundo throws the Virus Butcher Knife in a straight line, causing physical damage to the target, and has a chance to cause severed limbs."

"Remarks: You have to prepare the butcher's knife yourself!"

"It's cheating! The system, please explain to me, what does it mean to prepare a butcher's knife yourself? Don't skills come with weapons?" Bai Mu roared wildly, almost mad at the system.

"What else? If you draw the Star-Forging Dragon King, I have to move a star for you?" The system pouted: "Besides, if you throw the butcher's knife infinitely, these NPCs will find out."

"...So I need to carry a few butcher's knives in my waist when I go out, right?" Bai Mu asked with his head tilted.

"Yes, it is!"

"It's your sister! Do I want to have an image again!" Bai Mu had already roared too much today, almost out of breath.

"I don't care about this, but I can kindly sponsor your first butcher knife as my personal gift." After the system finished speaking, a jagged butcher knife full of minced meat and dirty blood and full of stench appeared on the scene. hand.

"It's more or less..." Shiraki looked at the two Baijue, carefully put the butcher knife into his arms, and then found an excuse to throw it into Uchiha Madara's weapon pile, and then just picked it out.

"Any more questions?" the system asked.

"I want to say, since it's the League of Legends system, shouldn't the Summoner skills be given to me?" Bai Mu asked.

"There are indeed two skills. You can choose the two skills, but I suggest you choose them when you need them. After all, changing skills requires 500 gold coins, and the price will increase." The system kindly reminded.

"Have you been reborn?" Bai Mu's eyes sparkled. If he had rebirth, he would be able to die with more confidence.

"Yes, cool down for one year, do you want to choose?" the system said contemptuously.

"This...you can choose at that time." Bai Mu chuckled.

……

Coming out of the system space, scrolling Baijue's old mother was chattering in Bai Mu's ear, telling Bai Mu to cherish life and stay away from death.

But in the so-called wealth and danger, only by being infinitely close to death can one understand the true meaning of life.

Death is like the wind, always with me.

A coward for a lifetime, or a real man for five seconds?

With the confidence of rebirth, Bai Mu slowly raised the corners of his mouth, isn't life just for excitement?

Accept the task of dancing with Konoha Biwang!
"Grandma, I'm hungry." Bai Mu said it without shame. Just now Bai Jue pleaded for him, which made him completely approve of this genderless grandma.

"Cub's request! Immediately! Arrange!" Scroll Baijue squeezed out two drops of milky white liquid on his finger within minutes.

For a whole week, Bai Mu has been doing radio gymnastics in the underground base to restore his atrophied muscles. The two funny men, Bai Jue, find it fun and often do it together.

With the supplement of Bai Jue's life liquid, coupled with active cultivation, Bai Mu's attributes have returned to the state of a normal person:
Life energy: 100+150
Chakra: 100
Evaluation: Your progress made Parker faintly feel the pressure.

This attribute is probably a second-year student of Ninja School, but it is a good sign. If it is completely restored to normal, the attribute of this column clone template should not be too bad.

Having not been exposed to the sun for a long time, Shiraki couldn't wait to leave here, but before that, he had to complete the task of Uchiha Madara Dance to give himself a little bit of survival chips.

Mundo's virus butcher knife and Ahri's charming kiss can't bring him the slightest sense of security.

"Cub! Let's have another sweaty and passionate exercise today!" Scroll Baijue was doing waist twisting exercises.

But Shiraki looked at Uchiha Madara with a melancholy face, which is a sign of drama possessed.

"What's wrong? Cub?" Wujuan Baijue saw Baimu's doubts.

"I think I've been lying down for so many years, my limbs have degenerated like this, Mr. Madara has been sitting like this, and I never move, my body is gradually rusting, how uncomfortable..." Bai Mu's face was full of worry.

"Well... that's the case, but if you move Lord Madara's body at will, if he wakes up, he will be angry?" Uzumaki Baijue looked heartless, but he was very afraid of Uchiha Madara in his heart.

"We are just kindly helping Mr. Madara move his limbs, promoting blood circulation and dredging collaterals to prevent limb edema. Didn't Mr. Heijue tell us to take good care of Mr. Madara before he left?"

Bai Mu remembered very clearly that in the previous life, if the old man was paralyzed in bed, the family members had to massage and turn over frequently, otherwise the blood would not circulate and he would eventually die.

"But..." Scroll Baijue was still hesitating.

"Besides, a Konoha dance king like Madara-sama should dream of being able to stand on the stage and dance again before dying, right?" Shiraki continued to induce.

Scroll Baijue and Spike Baijue discussed in whispers for a long time.

"Xiao Baimu is really a genius in caring for people! We decided to help a disabled old man with limited mobility to go on stage again and fulfill his last dream!" The two Bai Jue gave thumbs up in unison.

Uchiha Madara was really tired. He had been fighting for a lifetime, and he was so weak that he didn't even wake up when he was wrapped in white scrolls.

In the original work of Uzumaki Baijue, it belongs to that kind of armor, often aliased as A Fei, attached to Obito's body for fun, and can greatly enhance Obito's power.

At this time, Uchiha Madara was wrapped around Uchiha Baijue, and he slowly stood up from the stone chair, the energy transmission tube behind him was still connected.

"Okay... Now start dancing, how can the task be considered complete?" Bai Mu straightened his clothes and went up to him.

"It takes at least half an hour to dance and complete the five dances I specified."

"Okay, okay... I bet Uchiha Madara slept too hard to wake up." Shiraki snapped his fingers: "Music, lights, get up!"

(End of this chapter)